Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic (WEB Version)
Episode 23 - Can't Be a Talisman, I Think
It was the serpent demon that brought it back with the firewood. He says it's a venomous snake with a total length of 5 meters called a Titan Viper, and if it bites, it's a dangerous demon that dies in about an hour. However, I couldn't realise the danger because I knocked down what was hidden on the tree with a crisp pre-emptive attack.
Whatever the danger, it's just meat for us right now. After I took it home and drained the blood, I peeled it and smashed it into pieces, shook the salt and spices and stabbed it on the skewer, cooked it carefully over an open fire and ate it. It was a little stiff and slightly smelly, but generally tasted close to chicken. You're almost a grilled chicken. Mune salt. Made me want a beer, but so far I've never seen a beer but a liquor. Probably just not in the village, I think it's in the city. I wouldn't let a slave drink alcohol.
They say this snake poison is almost harmless for what you drink from your mouth when it bites you, and is more popular as a raw material for fortifiers. Is that like hub liquor? That's why the village chief was putting pottery vials on the fangs of his cut head and collecting poison. I see, I learn.
We set up a tent and had dinner, and we also had a bath. There were no service cuts or lucky sketches for Anna and the others. Beh, there's nothing to spare!
All you have to do is sleep, but no matter how much better than the Great Forest, this is the middle of the demonic realm. You can't miss a night shift on a shift. Originally, I am a customer and I am not obliged to participate, but I am invited to participate in future preliminary exercises. The village chief and Mr. Vincent will not participate and will carry around with four of the escorts and five of me. Always two people awake, one replacing the other. I'm a child, so I'm in the first order to take turns. Suddenly I fall asleep when the limits come.
My partner tonight is Anna. I'm sitting across the burning fire.
"Is that sign perception? It's convenient."
I can't speak very loud, but I always have a drowsy conversation. Mostly about what happened that day, and tonight I'm talking about the snake I hunted.
"Yeah, I only knew there was something before, but now I know what kind of demons I've seen, and people know who they are.
"Huh, that's awesome. Doesn't that power alone make you a first-rate adventurer? How the hell can you tell?
"The intensity of the signs and, uh, the color? Is that it?"
"Color?"
"Yeah, something feels different in color depending on people and demons. The goblin is a dark gray purple, and I guess that snake is a dark dull green. People are mostly white, it feels like they have just a little mix of colors.
In fact, if you look carefully at the person in front of you, you see something like an aura around it. It looks like the colors are on that aura, but I don't know what that means.
"Heh, so, what color am I?
"Is Anna just a little blue white? It's a beautiful color.
"Heh... heh, you have a pretty good mouth. I'm going to be a woman in the future.
"What! No, I didn't mean that!
I meant to tell you my honest thoughts, but Anna seemed a little offended. That's why I don't have that skill. I think.
"Well, you're a magician. No matter how you fall, a woman will come to you. It's like the future is promised.
"Are you so privileged to be a wizard?
"Oh, it's a small number somehow. I've never seen anything but you. Besides, most of them are nobles. It's different from the world we live in.
"But even civilians are here sometimes, right?
"That's what I hear. I've never actually seen it. Besides, I've heard stories about being surrounded by lords and kingdoms and not seeing us face to face with ordinary people anymore.
"Hmm. So much for what?
I don't want to be a dog. I'd love to have a dog. In a single family with garden.
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I can convince you to look at your magic. From what? To what?
Mm, I use it for a pretty suppressive mood, but still out of common sense? That's hard.
"Look, I'm asking because I think this is mentoring from a senior adventurer. From now on, if you don't want to cause a commotion, the power is as hidden and alive as possible. Strong power calls for wealth and fame, but too strong power calls for disaster.
Suddenly Anna has advised me with a serious face. And the content is utterly authentic. Even for me, I don't want to get into a futile commotion.
"Yeah, okay. Thank you, Anna.
"Well, you're definitely strong and smart, but you're just a kid. There are lots of gaps and it's dangerous. I'm watching. This one gets harassed.
I've lived on the edge for a long time. I'm pretty sure you don't know common sense. Anna is a good sister who teaches us everything. The fact that it's a little lotus leaf is also friendly.
"Haha, I'm sorry. I'll do my best to be alone soon.
"Honestly, you're different. Normal kids get angry when they're treated like kids. Are you really seven years old?
Giggle! True, normal kids are what you want them to be treated like adults.
"Oh, yeah? I don't know because I was the only kid in the village.
"Hmm, then maybe you are. Fine. More than that, it's time to take turns. Please wake Lisa up.
"Ugh, yeah, okay!
Hmm, I guess I managed to mislead you. It's dangerous. Seriously, it's dangerous, me.
Leave the scene so you can escape and go and wake up Lisa as you go.
The tent stands three tensions in total. Sleep two at a time in one tent, we're seven, so we'll have one extra. Someone is always awake on the night shift, so if you want to take turns sleeping, that's enough, but I sleep alone on the carriage carrier. Sometimes it means someone has to do their luggage turn, but only women except for the tent where the village chief and Mr. Vincent sleep. No matter how many children, sleeping with them is a little distracting.
The privilege of a child? That's only in the case of children. My contents are over 30 years old, Osama.
Lisa came out as soon as Lisa and Mass spoke to the sleeping tent. He's got his gear on, and he's been awake for a while. Good awakening may also be a necessary skill for adventurers.
I'll tell him to change, and then I'll head to the carriage carriage. The carrier is loaded with luggage, but there is about a gap where each child dives in. There's no sign of demons around, and let's just put on a blanket and get some sleep. I'm going to run a lot tomorrow.
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"If you spare your life, leave the money and the luggage, that and those women!
With a day and a half left in the city, near through the last forest on the road, the promise came. Bandits. Classic, but I don't remember flagging them. I guess that means an event that occurs automatically. It's hard.
From what I've seen, there's four in the front of the carriage and two in the back, but I know there's three more hiding in the woods. I've been caught in sign detection for a long time, and I've been watching out for everyone. That's why no one's panicking.
"You guys, I'm not gonna say anything wrong, so just disappear! I'll miss you now! It'll be a shame if you get your hands on us!
Anna warns. This was decided beforehand. With me and the village chief, 10 or 20 of the bandits won't be among the threats. It's easy to annihilate. It's just a bandit, but killing people can be a hassle later. Because if you don't burn or engrave the body properly, it can be undead.
Besides, if you encounter a bandit, you have to report it to your lord, but he's going to be held for three days because of the backing process. Really, it's too tedious!
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It's not a bad idea to sneak a horse like this. Hey, bastards! Don't hurt a woman as much as you can! Kid and Osama do whatever you want!
Yes, negotiated breakdown. Well, I thought it would be from the beginning. If you survive, they'll call you.
The bandits shrink the siege with jitters in the decree of the bearded man with the head. He has a surprisingly well maintained sword or spear in his hand.
"Hmm, it's not a good idea to let all the girls and kids work. Let me out this time, too.
That's what the village chief came down from the carrier. I have both my favorite hand axes in my hand.
"Hey, what, you were still there, you know, don't think we're freaking out with that stuff!
I'm freaking out. More than 180cm Golimacho showed up with a terrible murder weapon. It's stranger not to freak out. Even I was standing by the other day... that? You're not freaking out... right, am I crazy? Something recessed. Wow.
"Beat, ask for the back one. Anna and the others are those four with me. Don't kill him as much as you can, let's go!
"" "" Yes!
"Yes."
Anna and the others rush out with the mayor's hanging voice. I decide to leave the dents behind and activate the physical enhancement.
Oh, speaking of which, the village chief also finally got to meet the physical strengthening. It was yesterday. The magic could not be expressed, but the original physical abilities were so high that it was able to produce tremendous power. How dare you dive under a luggage loaded carriage (probably more than 1t) and let it float. "What that superman oh-oomphic! 'It's a secret that I thought. I haven't been able to activate for long, but I'm an awesome adventurer. It would be too much to exorcise a wooden bandit.
After activating physical enhancement, I run into the woods. The woods are bushy, and I, the kid, can hide enough. The bandits will lose sight of me, but I haven't panicked yet. I guess I'm only thinking about 'a little quick kid got away'. It's easier for you to think that way, even for me.
First we disable those lurking in the woods. The hiding ones lurk at intervals. Weapons are like bows. I escaped and there's no way to move. I don't know if you're trained or used to the field, but you seem unexpectedly calm. Well, it's not a big deal for me.
Once we get to the back of the woods, we run back on the trees on the skywalk while erasing the signs. The bandit's attention is geared toward descent, so it's a complete blind spot.
Move up behind one bowman and consolidate his right fist in a plane. Keep jumping momentum and punch him in the back of the head as much as you want.
"Guh!?
"What!? What's up!?
The bowman fell to his knees and lost his mind. I hide in the jungle again before they find me. I repeat later.
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"Damn it, come out, kid! I'll kill you!!
You can't leave when they say that. Around the defeat of the third bowman who was hiding, one of the guys who had shown himself from the beginning was pretty. With a two-handed sword in his hand, he is gradually washing away his offspring with allowances. I'm not even there. The other one still seems relatively calm, looking around without alarm. If you want to do it, it's from here.
Throw the twig you picked up into a distant bush. Beat the back of the head of a bandit distracted by the sound.
"Grr!?
Like the rest of them, the bandit falls and loses his mind.
Yeah, I didn't have to throw a branch. I just wanted to try it once.
Hear the sound of your buddy falling, and the last one sees this one. I'm not hiding anymore, you don't have to hide if you're one-on-one.
"Holy shit! Kill him!!"
A bandit with blood all over his head waves his sword down in a hanging. Surprisingly, it's a decent sword muscle. Was he a soldier or something?
But there's nothing if you don't hit it. Half-hearted, he also takes two shots and three shots left and right.
"Damn, Chorochoro, run around!!
He doesn't seem to realize that he's waving too much out of anger. Then I won't shake it again or again.
After a while, I guess the emptying continued and fatigue accumulated, the sword speed dropped. Is it time to add a piece?
He dives into his nostalgia in disdain as he swings down without punishment. Keep gaining momentum and tap into the bandit's dovetail as he steps into his right foot and lifts his right elbow. It's a game. It's called elbow.
How do you know these moves, because there was a fighter character in my previous life when I was making games? That's when I was driven to find out about martial arts. There were no weapons in this life that could be handled by children, so I used my knowledge to practice martial arts moves that I could fight with even my bare hands. Life, I don't know what will help.
"Ugh... ghh...
Bandits let go of their swords, hold their bellies and squat. He entered the steeple of the human body in a counter-spirited manner. It must be the pain of hell, to the point where it's not weird to lose your mind. With at least pity, I kicked the head off a squatted bandit and cut his consciousness out for him. I'm sweet!
... Don't tell me the way out.