Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic (WEB Version)
Episode 63: When it's like a panic movie, you're watching yourself calmly
"Guys, I'm sorry, can you borrow a big luggage truck somewhere? The guy with the 3rd sea (about 9m) thing on it. And a few empty barrels with big eyes. ≫
Master Beat? I get it. I'll borrow it in my guild. Which one do you want me to bring it to?:
"On the coast near the entrance to the Great Forest, please. Just in case, get your gear on properly. ≫
I understand. ≫
He sneaked under the cliffs of the coast on a skywalk and asked the Cristellas, who were in the hall, for backup on a planar microphone. I wish I could get this mic more far too.
I didn't know where the shark demon was going to be material, but for now, I pulled out my gut other than my liver and threw it away. It's a perishable area. Throwing it into the ocean, the bashbasha and the small fish came crawling within seconds. This offshore is going to have a pretty thick fish shadow. Let's come fishing next time.
The demonic stone, which was near the heart, was slightly elongated and spherical, about 6 cm in diameter, the largest I had ever seen. The color is clear dark blue. You've got something good for the stupid way you got hit. This is going to sell for a pretty high price. Mojo mojo.
The liver was super huge. The liver accounted for more than half of the guts, and the original giants combined to make it an unusual size. Blah, it's far bigger than my body. Surely if you fry this carefully and filter it, it'll be liver oil, right? How many on earth are we gonna have, this?
The salt was also full of separating tanks, so I decided to go home, but the problem was still the shark demon.
You can sneak salt into the garden, but not shark demons. Because we have to appeal to all around us to be exorcised. We can't prove that the threat was eliminated unless we knocked through the gate and took it to the guild. Trouble.
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"Mia!? This is' Big Joe '!?
"You know, RY-ON!?
"Rheone? What the hell is that?
Anya asks me with a look of surprise, but, well, I knew this mess couldn't go through. I just wanted to say it.
"Never mind. What's more 'Big Joe' than that?
"That's the name of this big shark. I've lived in the sea around here for a long time, and many ships sank. The bounty must have been hanging in the guild. The last time Atashi saw it, it was about 40 large gold coins.
40 large gold coins! That's awesome. I guess that's how many ships would have been damaged. It was fast swimming, and it's this giant. Normal ships, if they suck, even large ships will be sunk.
"But no one can get rid of it, and I've been asking for salt all the time without sticking it on the notice board.
"Oh well. I knocked him down without any great difficulty, but you were a pretty awesome guy.
Put Mr. Joe in the luggage truck everyone brought to me and slice his liver into a few drum can size barrels. I was using the plane to do it one hassle as I talked, but Anya and Daisy send a glittering gaze, and Kikka sends a half-hearted gaze.
"How about treating Big Joe like a miscellaneous fish. When the adventurers of this country hear it, cry and homma. I thought it was off-standard, but it's a Bakemon with a Hommamon.
"Huh! Mr. Kikka, you're being rude to Mr. Beat!
"Oh, indulgence. That's all I thought about. More like I fell back in love.
"... my merchant ship sank.... the rice was once a day for a while.... this guy is my enemy.
Cristella pays attention to Kikka's story. Nothing strong is a bad thing, and I don't give a shit. Daisy also talks rarely and often. Food grudges still seem horrible.
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I made a fuss.
First the gatekeeper lost his hips. One of the two adventurers who was packing in the south gate slipped his hips and the other was about to panic. These two seem to be from Dorton, and they've known about Mr. Joe since they were kids.
Anything in this city says, 'Bad kids will be eaten by Big Joe!' Or 'You haven't seen him lately. Did Big Joe eat you?' Etc., they were half-legendary beings. Tell me that doesn't work anymore. It showed up in front of me, so I can't help but panic.
I spared no effort to forgive those who were about to panic and managed to get them through the gate. But from there it was hard again.
South Gate to Guild Boulevard was sometimes at dinner, and many adventurers had stalls lined up. There's a public street there, too. That panicked.
The child cried out, and the mother said, 'Please, just this child!' He complains in tears, and the adventurous young man is confused and says, 'Damn, I'll kill him before he kills me!' And they attacked me. I didn't hurt anything, though, because I bumped into a killer magic and let him faint.
The stalls and shops rushed to close the store, and one stall owner said, 'It's Big Joe! Big Joe just walked into town!' He pulled the stall and ran away, screaming. No, it's not a mistake.
On the shoulder of the street, an old woman kneels down and prays, "God, have mercy... with this old life, please only my grandchildren will help..." Well, grandson, you're a thoughtful grandmother.
The streets that reached the extreme of confusion were not in such a state as to proceed, and when I got a little frustrated I thought I'd tear the magic flash van, a few Alliance officials came and started trying to clean things up. One of those guild employees of a middle-aged man was horrified that he was finally about to move on.
"Hey, you! What do you mean, you're going to mess up the city? Now you're Nolan's operative! Drop your weapons and kneel there!
Something like that, so I accidentally came to frustration and bumped into some serious killing and magic. The guild clerk stunned as he stood. Benkay's standing joke. Next time I see you, I'll call you Mr. Ben.
But it was supposed to oil up the confusion that was about to subside. One of the grandfathers said, "Hey, not around Big Joe! 'Cause I ran out toward the center of the city saying something like that. Contrary to the appearance of Yobo Yobo, he was quite healthy. That triggered it, he said, and the confusion spread all the way to Central Square.
In the end, it wasn't until sundown that we arrived at the Alliance.
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"I don't blame you for this one... but you wanted me to at least report it to the guild before you brought it in.
"No, I didn't think it would be a disturbance so far. I first heard about Big Joe today.
Object to Mr. Imelda's stupidity. I'm not bad... should be.
We arrived at the guild and were escorted straight to Mr. Imelda's waiting reception room. Mr. Joe's remains were similarly turned to the back of the guild the other day, and he was asked to dismantle every piece of material. Because I don't know how to whisk a fish, me.
"Speaking of which, it hasn't been 10 days since you've been in this city. Phew, it's been over 40 years since Big Joe first showed up... and he's only 7 years old and gets hunted by an adventurous rookie, huh? I grew a bucket of whirlwind.
Oh, I called for my second bucket today. So much? Am I that much of a deviant? When I looked back at the Cristellas lined up behind me and asked them, they all looked away uncomfortably.... so much... a little concave wow.
And it turns out that Mr. Joe is older than me. You're older than me even if you put in your last life's share. Though it was the last time I was dumb for it. You still mean you can't live with your instincts. It's important to live your life thinking every day. No, Mr. Joe's not a person.
"Well, that, as you may know, had a bounty hanging on him. One of them sank about a month ago. Since the shipowner added the bounty at that time, the bounty now stands at 53 large gold coins and 2 gold coins. This is the prize money.
When Mr. Imelda put a leather bag on the table that looked heavy, he made the noise of a chatter that made him feel quite heavy. 53 large gold coins is more than I expected. When I checked inside the bag, it did contain that amount. You made money!
"Of course crusade points are added as well. That crusade proof site was head, so I'll pick it up in the guild. So, the thing is, can you let me buy the other parts out of the guild? Especially the tail and chest fins.
"Uh, other than a piece of meat, fine. Are you going to turn it into a shark fin?
"Well, you know it well. It's a fancy ingredient that only nobles and royalty can speak of. If you were that big of a guy, you'd be able to do the best shark fin ever. I want you to give it up. Let's also make a good procurement point. What do you say?"
A shark fin, but I'm surprised it was in this world. I'd love to try the best of them all time, but I don't know how to make them, and maybe the Lucas don't either. If it's enough to waste, you should sell it and switch it to money. Mr. Joe would be looking forward to it, too, if he would make use of the material. Probably.
And what an amazing 18 large gold coins the offered buyout was. At first it was 10 large pieces of gold, but Kikka broke in on the way and caught up to this amount. Rapid merchant. Don't be afraid.
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Shark meat has fast legs. Precisely, it smells easy. The body of the tail and the back meat (medium trout) and the belly meat (large trout), which were cut into pieces, were made into muniel, fried, and salted, and they all ate them in the course of the day. It had an unexpectedly firm meat flavour and was also greasy and very tasty.
Muniel, which crumbles with hollows, especially when forked in, can be considered a delicacy that is simple yet maximizes the appeal of the material. Anya and others were eating as the unnya rang. If you have soy sauce! I thought so, but this tastes good, so I don't have a problem.
Hey, you did a good job today. Let's do our best tomorrow.
Oh, I snuck the salt into the salt bin. No pull out.