Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic (WEB Version)

"... it's a ceiling I don't know"

In the meantime, I'll say it because I'm a jerk. I don't know, I couldn't tell you when I was born, so what do you care? This might be my first fucking time. I've been on a mission for over eight years.

It wasn't like I was worried, when I woke up, the ship was sinking, and I woke up on the cabin bed.

This is also like a jerk again, it's through that Christella is sleeping on my left and on the other side to Daisy for some reason. Narrow, hot. Woo is under the bed. Clever.

When I get out of bed to keep you both awake, Woo notices my movements and wakes up his body, too. She's cute, so I'll just stroke her head. Oh, it heals in the morning. I think I can hang in there today.

Kikka and Samantha were dripping fishing line from the boat when they left the cabin and went up to the deck.

"Whoa, you're up. Good morning."

"Good morning, boy"

"Yeah, good morning. What about Luca and Anya?

"I'm asleep. Those two will be on the night shift until dawn. I took it. You just replaced us."

"Oh well. I'll have to work for you later. Good luck with the watch, both of you. I'll take care of the rest."

"Yeah? Really, we'll see how they are."

"Then Atai will be ready for breakfast. Even so, you can't taste as good as your sister."

What a conversation, then you and I take turns.

I don't know, Kikka actively looks after the kids. Love is thick. Is that because you're Osaka Okan? Want some candy?... Do you want to make candy now?

I'm humble, but Samantha's cooking arm isn't bad. Breakfast is a vibrant day. I've never gone beyond delicious. There's not so much variety of ingredients, but you can expect it to taste.

Cover the ship with a plane just like last night, raise the anchor and let it run out slowly.

Yeah, nice mild weather. The waves are also low.

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I arrived home with nothing to do until Gizan. It's a pirate ship, so it got a little noisy when we entered the port, but that's about it.

As for the history of obtaining the ship, "When I went out to sea to investigate the request, the tide swept me to Nolan. There was a pirate's harbor ahead of us when we got there, but the undead was attacking us and making a fuss about it. Distracted by the noise, I've been fleeing taking treasure and a pirate ship with a child who was caught by pirates' muscles and decided to match my mouth.

Other than the part about being flushed by the tide, it's pretty much true. I'm just not telling you that it was actually me who was manipulating the undead who attacked the pirate Ajito. Kids don't know that either, so there won't be any blubbering.

"Well, that was tough."

"Yeah, but that's what saved those kids, so I don't care."

"Oh, the boy is manly. You're gonna be a good man in the future!

That's what the magnificent soldier in charge of the hearing said and smiled with a wrinkly face shaken. Bone Tai's body feels like anything beats him up, but there's no intimidating atmosphere. Kind of like the neighborhood's child-favorite shop chairman. Sounds like a good guy.... I feel uncomfortable hiding things.

The ocean around here is complicated by the flow, so I guess they didn't think it was strange for the ships the rest of us manipulated to be flushed, it wasn't pursued any further. What matters to the Knights is the location of the pirate Ajit. Doesn't that mean I don't care otherwise?

"So, it's painful to ask a kid like a kid to do this... will you take care of those kids for a while? The Knights protect humans from other countries, they taste a lot different."

"Yeah, fine. I was going to, and I got the treasure."

"Ha, you're a really good man, boy! Come to the Knights when you grow up, I'll work you out!

I was stroked in the head with grime. Ochan's a good guy too!

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"Hand it over to us!

"I refuse"

"You mean teeth to nobility!? At the civilian minute!

"The gold items in the possession of pirates and bandits belong to the adventurers who discovered them. This is a right recognised by the state, but you mean against the state?

"Don't let the child speak wildly! You want to get hurt!?"

The scumbag nobles were here too.

The next day, when I heard that we had come home on a treasure-laden ship, the Knights scum nobleman pushed us. My soul dares to plunder the treasure.

It is the Third Knights who are stationed in the town of Gizan now. The following, commonly known as the "Luggage Knights," were collected: the second son of a nobleman who did not inherit the house.

Amateurs are as good as amateurs, gutless, and incompetent are gathered just to wear their parents' glory on their kasas and sprinkle prestige. The majority of the rest are up in the civilian ranks and fairly proficient, but the whole knighthood is underrated because the bad part is noticeable. A lot of that incompetence in the Commander class also leads to bad reviews. Ochan, you must be struggling.

The fat Okapa head in front of me right now seems to be one of those luggage. Fat aristocrats in uselessly decorated leather armor. Metal armor must be too heavy to move. It's pathetic. He said something about the Count's son, but I don't remember him because he was listening. This is enough fat kappa.

"There is no evidence that you took it from the pirates! You're asking me to keep it for an investigation!

"The Adventurer Guild terms do not acknowledge the need for more evidence than self-declaration. Therefore there is no need to investigate and there is no reason to leave it with you in the first place"

"Shut up! This is a decision! If you're going to face your teeth, you're not going to forgive me!!"

If I keep the treasure, this guy will definitely wear it. I don't know what I deposited myself. I push it through, and if I eat it down, I'm going to cut it off for disrespect. Whatever scum does is always the same everywhere.

When the fat kappa raises his hand, the soldiers who were holding back lay their weapons at rest. However, there is a uniform hesitation on that face. I can draw attention to pointing weapons at women and children, and at nationals of my own country who are not criminals.

The soldiers seem to be just decent people. I can feel it when I fight too.

What we're confronting is the corner of the harbor, over the embankment mooring the ship. The ship is parked outside the harbour because the ship sunk in the last pirate raid has not yet been removed.

The time is before noon. A small number of workers are watching for the removal of the sunken ship. The story is spreading quickly and a good number of townspeople are gathering. I can't even go fishing because I can't use the harbor, and I guess there are quite a few people who have been free.

But you're in trouble. With so many spectators, you won't be able to pull over there either. I have my pride. Meaningless and wasteful pride. Of course I'm not going to pull either. I have no reason to pull.

Then I just have to hit one, but I can't use a convenient magic flash van at times like this right now. The aftermath could also damage the townspeople. Grandma or something, it could be a poke death.

Do we have to do this from the front? But... I got to know a good Ochan. Even though it's a soldier at work how much he dies, it's hard to get his hands on him when he thinks he's one of Ochan's. Except fat kappa.

Seeing the soldiers with their weapons, the Cristellas also enter a combat posture. Woo is also setting himself up with a low posture. The battle will no longer begin with an instant touch, a single hanging voice.

The distance between us and the soldiers is about five meters. A few steps are needed before weapons can reach each other's bodies.

Cristella and Anya, Daisy and Woo are on the spot right now. Luca, Samantha, and Kikka are being taken care of by the children in the inn in town. You can't keep him on the boat forever.

You should have just deposited your treasure with the Adventurer Alliance. That would have never been such a mess. I didn't think it would affect me here that I didn't report the move to avoid being suspicious. Well, it's the rest of the festival. Let's be careful next time.

Can't help it this time, will you do everything you can to help?

"Him!

"Don't move!!"

Shortly after Fat Kappa waves down with the hanging voice, my warning sounds all around me.

The fat kappa's neck is accompanied by my sword, which has been unleashed.

"Hey, what...?

Don't move.

I suppress fat kappas who still don't understand the situation by feeding shallow swordfish into neck fat. Fat kappa's face turns blue and her sweat blows out. Wow, the swordfish is all greasy! I'll have to take care of it later.

No one seemed to see my movements except our members. The soldiers and the spectators are circling their eyes.

I didn't do anything special. I just used physical enhancement and the field to move fastest.

You must have been alarmed because I'm a kid, Fat Kappa was full of gaps. I guess it was due to being about five meters away, but for us it's an equal distance. Some demons attack at this distance. My mind was different. That is the result.

"Drop your weapon and order me to step back."

"Ki, you, do this to me..."

"Command me"

If you still try to resist in this situation, you know too much about the situation. Too retarded. Easy to understand, feed the swordfish further into the neck muscle to be onegay (...).

"Come on, you guys! Drop your weapons and back off!!"

The soldiers instructed by Fat Kappa are not bitterly concerned...... but abandon their weapons in a soothing manner and step back with light footsteps. Yeah, I knew they were good people.

Ask Daisy to remove the sword from the hips of Fat Kappa and ask Anya and Cristela to collect the soldiers' weapons. I'll have to return this later.

I just finished collecting my weapons, kicking and rolling my fat kappa.

"It seems you understand the rights of the adventurer. Above all. We'll deliver your forgotten items later, so please leave today."

"Ki, you! Remember, it just consists of!! Hey, get out of the way, get out of the way!

Fat kappa disperses as he pushes the spectator over.

Sorry, I don't remember your name anymore because I was listening to you. Fat kappa, okay? Isn't that nice? I didn't hear the answer!

We'll drop off the back of that fat kappa.

But it won't end this way. I'm sure it'll be a hassle. What am I gonna do?

Hey, Woo. What do you think we should do? Huh? Do it. What? You don't do YOU, do you, YO? So will you?