Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic (WEB Version)

The Seylan chick, who ate the bait full of stomach and had her body wiped and dressed in clean white cloth, crawled to my bed thinking that was her nest, and fell asleep in bold letters as it was. I can't even feel the wild shards already.

Well, if you're going to live in human society, maybe you should. It's going to be a lot of problems when the wild runs wild.

I was thinking about that looking at my defenseless sleeping face, and Cristella came next to me.

"So, is this Seylan going to be an obedient demon? What do you do with your name?

"Yeah? Um, yeah...... well, it was peeping, so it was in 'Pee Pee Pee'"

"Well, that's a pretty name! I think it's good!

Instant execution is my creed. Designers are intuitive.

Pee on Woo. Um, good talk, and not a pretty good name.

But Cristera followed me with a smile, but everyone else has a subtle face. What, you got something to say?

"I don't know, cheap. No, I'm not complaining."

"Atai is no comment"

"Oh, ugh"

"No (...) micha"

"... 'Pea' Chan?

Hmm, that's just like having an opinion, Samantha on Kikka. It's an ear-moffing sentence later with Anya. I won't stop mopping until you (in a good voice) ring! Elf, I haven't done anything to moff my ears yet!

And, Daisy, 'Chan' and 'Yes' are one time.

"Well, I'm asleep"

"(Humph)"

"It's adorable! It's a cheeky puck!

"Sleep cold"

He decides it's less dangerous because he's asleep and gives permission for the kids to come by the bed too. Whoa, Sarasa hung a hand wipe on Pea's stomach in the round. This girl is quite carefree, too.

Well, to see Pea's behavior just now, there's not going to be any danger. Not so different from those kids, except for what they look like and eat. Maybe the food we eat is just like ours and we'll be fine. Let's give it a try one at a time.

When we were all dusty watching Suyasuya Sleeping Pea.

"Pee... Daddy... Mommy..."

!!

Pea's bedtime words solidified the air on the spot. No, the movement of the children and the women except for Anya stopped.

And some stabbing signs start drifting around. Mmm, this could be bad.

"Oh ho ho, Pea, Mommy's here."

"What are you talking about, Pea, when we're your mom?"

"And you can't help it. If that's what you say, Atai's gonna be your mom."

"Oh, ugh. I'll give you a hug when I wake up."

"... I didn't know you were going to be a mother at this age"

Each one speaks to Suyasuya Sleeping Pea, and stares at each other. That rugged gaze is like a spark... seriously, we're hitting each other with magic! Usually even the dear Daisy hits the real magic.

The magic that hits each other in the middle of nowhere is flying like a spark of blue and white. Heh, is this what happens when magic hits you that hasn't been converted into magic? Maybe not if you're observing that?

"Oh ho ho! Ladies and gentlemen, I'll take on 'Mama', the slave-head, so you don't have to force me, do you?

"No, no, I won't let your busy slave-head do any extra work. Don't worry, we'll be a proper 'mom', okay?

"Oh, I'm the best at 'mom' -like chores. Leave it to me."

"Oh, even Atai is good at chores! Even cute clothes can be made! You can't give up the seat of 'Mom'!

"... what mothers need is love, not skill"

A spark of splashing magic among the five doesn't show how it fits. Rather, it gets more intense. Regardless of Christella and Kikka, it's rare for Luca, Samantha and Daisy to put me up to this point.

I know why. Because I'm 'Dad'. "Dad" and "Mom" are basically one set. I suppose you're arguing over the seat of 'Dad', or 'Mom', my partner. I'm not the nib protagonist of love comedy, and I know that much.

I'm glad to hear that, but I hope you stop arguing in front of the kids. It doesn't look good for education. Look, we're all in the middle of something, aren't we?

Should I call you and make you stop? No, I know. That when a man speaks in a woman's struggle, it burns extra hard instead of quenching the fire. And it flies around, causing great flames. Later all that remains is the burnt field.

You're a good runner here. Pee pushed the back of the kids pulling their hair back, and me and Woo left the bedroom behind.

"I'd rather have a toto (fish) than a mom"

Anya is also well evacuated. Still highly capable of crisis avoidance.

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Having taken the kids out to the living room, I decided to leave the mansion and head straight to the Adventurer's Guild. Woo and Anya are with us. By the time you get back, you'll have settled on that one. I hope you are.

The purpose is Pee's exorcism registration. If you don't register properly, Pea is in danger of being mistaken for coming to raid the city.

Other than that, it also has the purpose of collecting recent public opinion and information from various locations. The Adventurer Guild is convenient for gathering information because only the state agencies come in quickly with a lot of information.

I just went around lunch and the sun is still high, and the shadows falling on the cobblestones are short. Sometimes summer is near after early summer, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"Uh-oh, I knew the city was hot. It was cool and comfortable at John's. Going to cool down again."

"See you then. I can't leave my newborn pea now."

"Micha."

Anya is easy to understand. Mimi and Shippo are drooling and powerless. She has a back and a cat back. Cat-like.

Anya says it's hot, but the truth is, I'm not. Temperatures are probably close to thirty-five degrees, but it's not that uncomfortable because the air is dry. I know the Japanese summers, and this level of comfort is still within reach.

Uh-huh, you're getting your tongue out, too, but it doesn't look so hot. Usually cats are more resistant to the heat, and dogs are supposed to be vulnerable to the heat. So this is also unique to fantasy?

Within the Adventurer Guild, it wasn't surprisingly that hot. Request forms affixed to bulletin boards are occasionally irritating. The wind is coming in from somewhere, and that seems to be lowering the body temperature. I guess southern wisdom is the one.

At this hour after lunch, shadows within the Adventurer Alliance are sparse. The adventurer who received the request in the morning hasn't returned yet, and the new request won't be pasted out until before the evening. Adventurer Alliance is the best time to be a hippo. Of course, I'm here in anticipation of that. I don't want to be kept waiting in the crowd or go into the crowd.

When I looked at the reception counter, it was still ragged, and the only place with adventurers was at the same counter but also at the counter of the tavern that was co-located within the Adventurer's Guild. Have you been drinking since daytime? Envy.

Turning to Tamara, a familiar receptionist, she smiled and responded, already aware of this one.

"Come on. No. What's going on today?

"Yeah, trying to register a new submissive. I was just born."

"Oh, there's been another increase. What kind of demon is it this time?

"It's Sai Lane. of pale hair and eyes."

"Really? You caught a rare demon. Beat, I don't think you have to worry about that. Yes, no, this."

Mr. Tamara will hand me the form for the exorcism registration from across the reception counter. Still a relaxed way to talk, but my eyes aren't laughing. Essentially, the demon is frenetic, and as a receptionist for a long time, I guess because she is well aware of the danger as well.

Not only the previous goblins, but the city is exposed to demonic raids from time to time. The Adventurer Guild will respond to it on the front lines, so inevitably, Tamara will feel the threat herself. The fact that she handed me the form without saying anything is a sign that she trusts me. It's because there's a precedent called Woo. Credit cannot be betrayed.

When I gave him the written up form, he turned it over to another official at the rear. Until the end of that process, we shall be interested in a chat in the name of gathering information. There are no other adventurers anyway.

First of all, it's a big topic, the war with Jerkin, but the Royal Army, led by the village chief, apparently crossed the border and took control of quite a few parts of southeast Jerkin. Even so, they hardly received any resistance because the major cities and fortifications were (...) devastated for some reason. Why not? (Bar reading)?

They need to be prepared for demons because the walls were also broken, but he was originally an adventurer and a village chief who still ruled the pioneering village on the border. They're used to it, and they're advancing the army without any problems.

Jerkin is being invaded the other way around with the intention of invading, but he said there was some big incident in Imperial City, and now there's some confusion in politics? The army is confused, too, and they haven't been able to handle it in an organized fashion. I wonder what happened (bar reading)?

For this minute, the war is going to be over in a little while. Then I'll ask Mr. Tonerico to import the rice. Wouldn't it be over soon, for my appetite?

Other small topics would have been Bunny, lord of Dorton here in that war, and Count Bernard-Dorton headed for it again. I just got back, but I'm busy.

Not so deeply connected, but face-to-face. I want you to come home unharmed.

There were a few other small topics, but it was just a common story: the scandal and corruption of the nobility in the country. I'm noble too, so I'm not irrelevant, but I'm not interested. That's not a noonday topic.

After about an hour of such chatter, officials in the back told me that the exorcism registration was over. I wave hello to Mr. Tamara and decide to wake up Anya and Woo, who were sleeping in a talking space, and return to the mansion.

Well, has the situation settled yet?

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"Grungy......"

"Mmmm..."

"Ugh..."

"Ugh..."

"... um"

It wasn't healed yet. Five people stare at each other surrounding Pea's sleeping bed. The kids staring through the door gap are also in trouble.

"What do we do?

"Do you want to go into arbitration?

"No, I think it's best to leave it alone, don't you? It's not about logic or logic, it's about emotion. I can't convince you or arbitrate."

"Convinced"

"(Cocksucking)"

Basil is serious, so he seems to want to cure it somehow. But there's never a man in a fight with women, is there? This is one of the truths of the world, a sad reality.

"Pea...... good morning? Dad?"

Pea woke up. It could be quite a big shot to have been able to sleep in this tight air so far.

I open the door with a casual bareback and walk into the bedroom. Kids follow me from behind. Well, there won't be any danger. I just ate bait.

"Yeah, good morning, Pea."

"Pee? Pee?

"That's right. You're Pea from today on."

"Pee! Pee! Pee is Pee!!"

Wake up, Pea jumps on the bed. The movement is a normal child. Apparently you can't fly yet. I figured I'd have to tell you? How can I tell you?

"Pee! Dad, Pee, Mom!

!!

Five people who were still staring at Pea's 'mom' voice return to me.

"Oh ho ho! Pee, Mommy's here!

"I'm your mom."

"Atai's my mom!

"Oh, did you call your mom?

"... call me your mother"

You haven't made any progress since before you left. What the hell were these daughters doing? I guess this is what barren means. I'm never bald though.

"Pee? Mommy, Mommy!

!?

!?

That's what Pea said and jumped off was in Lily's arms, which she had refrained from at the entrance to the room. Lily seems a little surprised, too, but she's smiling and stroking Pea's hair.

Well, naturally, naturally. I'll have the most magic vegetables I've given you, but Lily's got to be the longest I've had. It's not strange that Pea, who was still in her shell, feels that.

"Oh no... I lost to the kid..."

"Come on, can't we still be moms"

"No, I can't do Pea's mom. But if she's a real mom!

"Oh, yeah. I'd be happier with that. Ugh, uh-huh."

"... Bet on the real deal"

Whoa, five sets of sights on me now! Aren't you the Raptor's Eye for prey! My spine, my spine is cold, they eat me! Is there only carnivorous women in this world?!?

Somebody help me! Mamah!!