Me, Adventurer! - Undoubled Skills Are Flat Magic (WEB Version)
Episode 191 - Today's Wank, Tomorrow's Wank, Daily Wank
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sidestep you, did I? I went for a walk and they attacked me, so I just gave it back. Yes, this, the Demon Stone of Crusade Proof. This isn't gonna fail the request, is it?
"Ugh, well, I can't help it if that's the case. I'm sorry to have you give up, but we don't want to pay the penalty either. Thank you very much this time."
Crusade Proof to submit to Adventurer Guild is often Demon Stone. Because in this world, where there are no item boxes or storage bags, it is inconvenient to prove it at a tight spot. If it's a demon stone, the general demon has it, and it's precisely a few centimeters in size and it's worth it. Great for crusade proof.
Young man supposedly leader of a foursome adventurer party...... middle-aged? to a man, give him two demonic stones less than a centimeter in diameter. No, I don't know what it looks like because I'm branching trees all over my body and it's like a gilly suit and I even paint charcoal and mud on my face. The other three are dressed similarly and can't even tell the sex from the person. I knew legitimate veteran adventurers were in a different mood or doing different things to stick around dressed like this. How easy it is for us... to learn.
The demon stone I gave you is not from the one that has been exterminated and removed from the meadow wolves that were out around here, but from another meadow wolf that I bought in the city of Parker. They just got hunted yesterday. My aunt said, 'I'd like to live, so I might still run!' Or so he said. Osaka Okan?
That city is both a good and scary place to get most of the stuff if you give it money. Well, let's just say it's a good point this time. It makes me sad to think about the exterminated Moffmoff, but I can't help it because all this is a weak predator, a code of nature.
The meadow wolf that was out in this neighborhood has already been captured, so this ends. I ended up solving it with money, but nothing wrong with that if it fits behind the peace. Money can't buy anything worth it, but money can handle it.
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Grrrrrrrrrr......
Hyun, Hyun......
When I say what's going on right now, Wu is about to pick up two new recruits. Blah, I'm in the middle of sequencing the herd. That's what other animals call mounting. In the case of dogs, it's a little tricky because I also say mounting hips when you have a tantrum.
I surrounded the corner of the ranch with a plane and let Woo and two new arrivals go in it. I thought it would be a contest at first because it's a different herd... it seems there was too much difference in power than I thought. The moment I met Wu, they both showed their stomachs and posed for obedience.
If both newcomers are males and grow up the same fast as dogs, they're probably about two to three years old. You'll be a little older than Woo. Yet Woo is nearly twice bigger in stature. When I caught him, I said, "Is that it? Were meadow wolves this small? 'As much as I thought. Woo had a little time, too, but it was between saying yes.
Compared like this, it's no longer another creature. I was distrustful of the boulder, so I checked Woo with McGaffin.
Morion Wolf Hound
Rare superior species of werewolf demons. The emergence rate due to evolution is extremely rare. Intelligence is slightly higher than other werewolf species, and rarely manipulates magic.
It was really another creature. Woo was not a wolf, but a hound (wanker) full of 'rare' flavor text. When... after the Goblin Corps crusade, right? It was suddenly getting bigger.
No, I thought you looked like some kind of wanker. The trick doesn't look very wild, and it looks like I'm stroking you and deleading you, Yeinu. Keep it up. That's also a small indoor dog. Well, it's not a problem because she's cute.
What was a morion... I think it was pomegranate stone or black crystal. Sure, Woo's glossy black hairy is shiny as a black crystal. It's so pretty, so much so that I don't even throw away the hair I've lost from my daily brushing. Sooner or later, I'm going to make a little woo with felt art.
As I approach in anticipation of the timing, two new arrivals rush around behind me and try to hide from Woo.
These two, my power relations are imprinted upon capture. He was crushing his back while bringing it to life just because he was slightly intimidated. Are these guys funny attributes too? Who got it?
Grrrrrrrr!
Woo makes even more threats to the two hidden behind me. This time I'm jealous, not sequencing. You think they took me. Two are even smaller and one is a zama like watching Wu from between my legs.
Without looking at those two, I stroke Woo's head, moffing around his ears to calm him down. In a fixed mood Woo lays down with Goron to show his stomach. Satisfied when I stroke one, I lick my face peppery.
This completes the herd sequencing. These two would have recognized that I'm the boss, and Woo is next, and we have ourselves under it. If we don't get a clear understanding of our position, we won't hear about the growth. It can only be unfortunate for the owner and for the submissive demon (pet).
"Take good care of the two of you, Woo."
Wow!
Ask Woo to stroke him from neck to back. That's a good reply, but do you understand that properly? Well, McGaffin says he's smart, so I'm sure you understand. Even if you can't, it's fine because it's cute.
Take the three and move from the corner of the ranch toward the livestock house. Along the way, Wu was holding back two loose chickens trying to chase them running with one glance. All three seem to understand their position properly.
"Huh, I can't help but feel the clams. What are the demons doing in the world? Feel it."
"No, no, because it's usually not so easy to get a hand on it! Boy, you're awesome. So!
"Oh ho ho! If it's Beat, it's before breakfast! I know when I brought Woo, so I won't be surprised!
Aside from the same Christella verse, I'm also wondering why there are so few werewolf obedients in the world. It's so easy to obey.
Must be love. I guess there aren't many people in the world who love Moffmoff as much as I do. It's a shame. We need to spread more mohmov love to the public! I can't save the world with love, but I feel I can save it with mohmov love!
"Oh. So, what do you do with these kids' names? Have you made up your mind yet?
"Yeah. That's 'Talo' and this is' Giro '"
"Huh! You surprised me! It's normal!
Two male wankers would be this name. It's a brilliant name that seems to survive in any harsh environment. Well, this isn't Antarctica, and I'm not taking you to such a harsh environment.
And Anya is convicted of crushing his back. As always, a lot of words. Could it be that you're saying this in anticipation of being punished? Is that mr. M?
"... indistinguishable"
"Yes! It looks the same!
"Twins?"
Um, can't you tell? Speaking of which, even in my last life, there was an occasional owner who lost sight of his own dog in a doggie. They can't tell it apart from the other dogs. As different as the human face is, maybe you can't tell if you haven't been in contact with a lot of dogs from time to time.
"This little square face over here is taller, and the round face is giro. Pretty different, huh?
"No, I don't know!
"... Akan, we look together"
"I, too, can only tell by subtle differences in magic power."
"Pee? Pee doesn't look delicious either -!
Come on, can't you? So different, how can you not tell!? Pea, don't eat it!
"Wear it, too, no. Taro's a little bit more boner."
"(Cocksucking)"
"Talo seems more timid."
Looks like the Beastmen can tell the difference. I guess I can feel something peculiar. Something like Animal Sympathy?
When I sequenced earlier, it was certainly the taro that was peeking into my face from between my legs. Talo may be more timid in character. Giro feels a little relaxed.
But this is a challenge. It's a problem that I can't tell the difference between the people I'm going to live with. It's a must-have skill to love Moffmoff, and I need you to master it.
Happiness Is A Warm Papee.Mohmov is the first step towards happiness. Oh, wasn't it a puppy already? It's not even a beagle. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm happy to have a wanker. Let's all be happy, shall we?