Me, Hydra

That said....

You'd better hand in your tickets!

Begging for tickets!

Volume 1: Text-88 - The Arrival of Ares

"Hehe~ My good girl~~"

Lifting Hippolyta in front of him off the ground in one fell swoop, Ares had a happy smile on his face. However this annoyed Hippolyta greatly.

"Papa! I've grown up! At this rate those sisters of mine are going to talk about me again!"

Shrugging his shoulders, Ares acted very indifferent.

"Well, if anyone dares to talk about my daughter, I'll blow his dog's head off with my fist!"

Smiling bitterly at the scene happening in front of her, a little warmth was revealed in the eyes of the Amazon Queen on the side.

Since arriving in the city called Sparta, the Amazons no longer had to struggle to survive, and with the fact that the Amazons were born with a tough and aggressive nature, the fusion in Sparta was going somewhat surprisingly well.

"How have you been the past few days?"

Nodding, the Amazon Queen wiped the stains on Ares' face from messing around with Hippolyta.

"Good, of course. Now that we have a vehicle to pass on our skills and culture, we don't have to record our history with only our mouths and memories like we did in the beginning. By the way, are you okay with the epidemic you contracted?"

At the news, Ares nodded carelessly.

"It's fine already, the epidemic is, to be frank, still fused through Hydra's toxins and elemental nature, and it would be simple to break it. But I don't have any epidemic on me now~"

As he said, 1 Ares involuntarily laughed, on the way to Sparta Ares was also apprehensive, after all, this is an epidemic that even Apollo can only suppress rather than eradicate, if not Hydra to vouch for himself, he would never dare to take the risk to get rid of suspicion.

Hydra shook her head helplessly as she looked at the family in front of her.

"Hey, I'm here to discuss the problem with you, there'll be plenty of time for intimacy later, okay?"

Spreading his hands, Ares told the Amazon Queen to return home with her daughter and wait for him while he stood in front of Hydra.

"I honestly never thought I'd see the day that Olympus would actually fall out over a minor epidemic. As far as I know, those gods have been locked up in the Great Square by Hades for the past few days, and no creatures have been allowed in or out of the entire Olympus."

Nodding, Hydra indicated that this was to be expected.

"The epidemic is called syphilis, and it's actually simple to prevent, just cleanse yourself of it. It's just a pity... you should know Aphrodite's habits, the goddess of love who measures Olympus~"

Hearing Hydra's words, Ares was undeterred.

"By the way, how is Hephaestus now? How did Zeus treat him?"

"Now that brother of mine has been locked up in the depths of the underworld, and it's not a good place... My poor silly brother, he's so stiff in the head, he doesn't even know how to deal with the least bit of human emotion..."

Hearing Ares's words, Hydra was startled at first, then she subconsciously looked at her compatriots next to her.

"It's good to get used to it... In saying that, wiping your brother's ass is already a kind of brother's duty~"

As he spoke, before Ares could say anything, Hydra's compatriots nodded first.

"Brother is right!"

"Don't even dare wipe your brother's ass!"

"What right do you have to be a big brother!"

Hearing the words of the cyborgs, Hydra said that she was used to it, and didn't even look the least bit touched.

This made Ares want to laugh a little.

"Honestly, if your head isn't immortal, Hydra-san, if you kill this one, I have a feeling that the other heads will take their own lives before long~"

"Crap, anyone can see that..."

Hearing Hydra's appeal, Ares inexplicably felt some compassion, not to mention that at least he had a wife and beautiful daughter who loved him. And because of all the operations, now his own reputation on Mount Olympus even had signs of overshadowing Athena's.

And in contrast, Hydra seemed to consume her brain cells to death every day....

Shaking his head, Ares squared up and said.

"Let's forget all that other talk about what we should do next. What are you going to do with all that stuff you used to trade for the antidote?"

At the words, Hydra scratched her chin in slight thought.

"So, go back to Zeus and tell him you want me to give you the antidote simple, but make them bar Hephaestus intact and bring it to me."

Hearing Hydra's words, Ares nodded.

"But wouldn't that be a little too blunt? Zeus may be easy to fool, but my uncle Hades is not a man to fool."

Nodding, Hydra signaled that she understood.

"Honestly, there is not enough to fear on Olympus except that Hades can get me to pay some attention, and now that Olympus is delirious with syphilis, there are plenty of things to see Olympus upset about, and if they are going to refuse you can say that you saw a lot of beasts gathering on the way to the city of Sparta. In that case, the wary nature of Hades would have agreed without saying a word."

Hearing Hydra's words, Ares nodded his head.

"If that's the case... It's true that there's no problem... Speaking of which, my uncle is really pitiful... He was treated with hostility by my father and the rest of my father's compatriots because of his excessive power, and not only was the territory allocated in the most barren underworld, but no matter what happened, my uncle was needed to plan and be at the forefront of the battle..."

"Get used to it, after all, it's the conscience of all your Olympian gods that's on that guy~"

As he said that, Hydra stretched indifferently.

Nodding her head, Ares estimated the time.

"Well, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first, Olympus has not been peaceful lately~"

Nodding, Hydra suddenly seemed to think of something and called out to Ares.

"What's wrong?"

At Ares' confused face, Hydra spoke seriously.

"Don't let your avatar come to Sparta for a few months, Zeus and the others have begun to pay attention to the temple sacrifices and merchant travelers that come and go from Sparta lately. The positive image you've worked so hard to build on Olympus can't be given up so easily."

At the news, Ares frowned. When he was about to say something, Hydra was the first to say, "Don't worry, then your wife and daughter have my protection, no one can hurt them."

Ares was only relieved when he heard Hydra's words.

"Understood, then I'll be leaving first."

"En."