Medical road

This world is magical. In just over ten years, the world has changed so dazzlingly, as if people had been living in primitive society ten years ago, and then suddenly one day, they saw the world!

Especially some people, after entering the work industry from school, regardless of any industry, these newcomers have seen the world and opened their eyes.

Of course, some special people are not counted, just talking about the little people with little knowledge.

Zhang Fan is the same. Although there were few people in Quark, he has seen some things. For example, two married people with a family hugged in KTV, "I am married now, no, no!"

Just so bold, just so unscrupulous, Zhang Fan's eyes are green, are they not afraid of gossip?

After I arrived at the tea, I saw Datian even more. It's a trivial thing to raise the chest, lift the skin, and open the corners of the eyes.Someone wanted to beautify the chrysanthemum area.

Really, Zhang Fan almost felt that he had come from Mars at the time, and the people on Earth were so good at playing.

How do you describe the person who asked for a beauty chrysanthemum? Let's put it this way, it was in the middle of summer.

The weather was hot and dry. The director of the anorectal department took his little wife and left. Within a few days, Zhang Fan acted as the director of the anorectal department. When he was about to get off work in the afternoon, a young woman came.

Why is it a young woman? There is a saying. She has a mature breath all over her body, and she has a round body.

The upper body was wearing a set of small clothes that were not considered as suspenders, but it was not too wide, and the lower body was wearing a skirt that was not super short or long. What was terrible was that she had slits on both sides of this thing.

A random movement, or a slightly larger range, can definitely reach the point where curious men can quickly bet on color, perhaps this is not revealing.

In Zhang Fan's mind at the time, he finally understood why the light was so attractive.

She said that she had hemorrhoids, lying on the examination bed, and Zhang Fan started the examination.

But when he saw her chrysanthemums, Zhang Fan was quite puzzled. In the summer, the chrysanthemums were like winter hands. When they opened their mouths, it was a cracked scene.

It's not over yet. People opened their mouths and spoke fairly standard Mandarin. Not only Zhang Fan, but even the nurse on the side almost lost his eyes in surprise.

"Doctor, if it's convenient, please give me cosmetics around the chrysanthemum by the way to make it look smoother and smoother, okay?"

But today, when Quark’s 120 delivered the sick number, Zhang Fan knew that today’s sick number is quite similar to the original one.

At the end of October, when the tea comes out in November, the temperature is already below zero.

Some people have already put on the down jackets and cotton coats pressed in the boxes. Shao Hua had already put thick clothes on Zhang Fan for fear that he would be frozen. There used to be a mother who was afraid of his cold. His cold wife!

Today, when this patient came out from the 120th side, Zhang Fan's brows were directly frowned.

Four or five pairs of large long legs are full of hatred, long boots along the knees, leather clothes and leather skirts.

There is also a furry collar on the Korean version of the big leather jacket, not to mention whether it is a mink or not, but the shining thighs that leaked out made the light in the car a bit brighter.

When I look at my face again, I know that the cosmetics used are expensive, and there are no folds on the face filled with collagen.

But looking at their necks carefully, the flickering wrinkles still reminded them of their age.

The patient lying on the stretcher, although his complexion was sallow, still painted his eyeliner, his lips were painted, and his long eyelashes seemed to be stained with coal particles.

"Go back and tell you the dean of the county hospital, we're never finished with him!" The emergency center of Chasu received the patient number and sent 120 from Quark County to leave. As a result, one of these people spoke.

Zhang Fan listened to it and looked at it again, no wonder Shi Lei couldn't catch it, even the idea of ​​calling an expert disappeared.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first, and the doctor at the emergency center went up to ask about the medical history.

The woman on the flat car said: "I just had a hemorrhoid. I was thinking about minor surgery. As a result, the people at the county hospital made it impossible for me to get rid of the big toilet!"

Then, several other people began to chat.

"Okay, okay, the family will keep one, and the others will go out first."

After the doctor in the emergency center vacated the venue, he called the nurse in.In medical treatment, there is a rule that for an examination of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same sex as the patient must be present.

After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood by and looked at the doctor on duty at the emergency center for an examination.

With the leadership, the doctor's attitude is also exceptionally gentle.

"Tell me what's wrong?"

The doctors are polite, and it is the largest hospital in the area, and the attitude of the patients is much better.

"I originally had hemorrhoids, the county hospital said it was a minor operation, so I performed the operation, but now I eat, dare not eat, sleep, can't sleep, I'm angry at everything.

Look at it, look at it, they made it for me."After taking off his pants, Zhang Fan took a look.

From this look, he knew it in his heart."Okay, accept the anorectal department. A second operation is necessary."

After speaking, Zhang Fan left the examination room.

Chrysanthemum, in the human body, is not taken seriously, in fact, this organ is quite complicated.

The anal skin is highly rich in nerves, and the coordination of the sphincter complex is no worse than that of the lips.Even sometimes, the coordinated movement here exceeds the lips.

However, some people don't know what they think. Constipation is not well treated. Some people swallow eel, or swallow it alive, some drink oil, or bottles of oil. They just drink tons and tons of oil.

Going down the eel, let's not talk about other things. This thing has teeth. The strength of human stomach acid is very high, but the amount is not enough.

The rice field eel got into the stomach. After being burned, it hurts. Isn't it anxious?If you don't bite your internal organs, I'm sorry for your courage.

Ton!Ton!Ton!I don’t know if the oil I swallow is greasy or not. Anyway, it’s like drinking Coke. When the stool comes out like a whip, there is no time to untie the belt.

It is a pity that after the oily water is pulled, the liver is also damaged, and the constipation will still cause constipation.

There are even more weird people who are constipated, and Kaiser is not good or how to get it. Any glass bottle, any glass ball, seems to be smooth and round.

Really, you can't do anything wrong, people, being able to exhaust gas, be able to defecate smoothly without pain, is a great joy in life.

To be honest, this place is very delicate, don't say you are crazy, even in the hospital, doctors are very careful about the operation of chrysanthemum.

Because once something goes wrong in this place, the future is definitely to bury the patient with very uncomfortable hidden dangers in life.

Therefore, the goal of all chrysanthemum surgery is to reduce damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter as much as possible on the premise of relieving the pain.

When Zhang Fan saw it, he didn't let the emergency center handle it again. If it was a perianal abscess, it would be fine to deal with it in the emergency center.However, this lady's chrysanthemum is not suitable for treatment in the emergency center and must be hospitalized.

After the doctor in the emergency center called the doctor in the anorectal department, the patient was sent to the anorectal department.

Zhang Fan thought about it and followed.

In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late when he heard a few women in the treatment room chattering, "It's endless. This is for the hospital. It's not for you to watch and watch. It's a small movie. Is not it?

Just a few doctors watched it, and now I want to watch it again, I'm addicted to taking off my pants, right?"

"It was checked at the emergency center, why aren't you hospitalized there!"

Zhang Fan shook his head when he heard the anorectal doctor say this to the patient outside the door.

The anorectal department can't get up, there are few patients, the doctor holds the hospital's average award, and his heart is unbalanced, and the cycle is repeated, all with grievances.

The hospital also wanted to get the anorectal department up early, but it was too difficult to train doctors.

When the head nurse of the anorectal department saw Zhang Fan, she greeted loudly, "Dean Zhang, you are here!"

Zhang Fan cried and laughed in his heart, just like the old bustard in the Yingbin Building. When the doctor inside heard that Zhang Fan had come, he didn't dare to have the intention to fight.

The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the treatment room, "What are you doing, you are here again, what did you do if you didn't see enough, come and see it again!"

The person who accompanied the patient was originally caught up in the county hospital, and was treated with such a bad attitude by the anorectal doctor. Then he saw Zhang Fan again, with sparks in his words.

Zhang Fan didn't hear, "Does the doctor's rules allow you to explain the condition of the patient with this attitude?

Why don't you explain the condition clearly to the patient?Is this anorectal department? Are you a doctor in this department?"

The tone was not stern at all, and his expression was not serious, but not only the doctor on duty, but also the head nurse of the anorectal department changed his face.

"I'm sorry! My attitude is not good, please forgive me!" The doctor on duty could not blush anymore.If you don’t even have this awareness, it’s better to start your own business.

"This is our dean!" The head nurse also hurriedly came out to explain, fearing that the patient would say something unbearable.

"Okay, you can see my sister quickly!"

The other side looked at Zhang Fan a few more times, although he didn't say anything, but he didn't have a good face.

To be honest, many people think that the authority is the most powerful.In fact, for ordinary people, the authority may or may not pee.

I'm not offending, I am the uncle.

But in a city, one stands at the top hospital and the other stands at the top school. To be honest, the power of these two industries in China cannot be underestimated.

Zhang Fan didn't care about the other party's words at all. He was also a herbivore and understood him well.And no matter what industry or occupation the other party is in, she is a patient when she goes to the hospital.

The doctor of the anorectal department saw that Zhang Fan did not pursue it any more, but his regretful intestines were about to become tangled.

If there is something in his mind, his actions will be chaotic. He didn't even think about it, he just started to use the film gloves.

"Bring rubber! It's not like saving!" Zhang Fan's tone was harsh this time.

"Okay, okay! Zhang Yuan, I know it was wrong." Hearing Zhang Fan's harsh words, he was relieved.

They knew very well that if Zhang Fan made severe criticisms on the spot, he would not be held accountable afterwards. They were afraid that Zhang Fan would not get angry, and then Ouyang would climb out again. It would be no joke. Ouyang cleaned up the people, absolutely Can get you up and down.

Putting on rubber gloves, the doctor of the anorectal department said very gently: "You relax, I will check your anal (a) door, yes, that's it, don't be nervous, yes, open the sphincter and relax."

Seeing the doctor in the anorectal department start the examination, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "There should not be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause accidental infection of the patient. You wait outside for a while, what's the matter? you guys."

The fashion fur team filed out.

After the examination, the anorectal doctor looked at Zhang Fan with a hesitant expression on his face.

"Talk about the results of the inspection!"

"The sphincter is obviously not contracting enough, but it feels quite stiff when checked, as if the muscle has tightened to a threshold."

"Come on, let me see!" Zhang Fan gently asked the doctor in the anorectal department to put on rubber gloves and put on paraffin oil.

"Don't be nervous, the hospital will check repeatedly to better treat you the disease, not to toss you deliberately, you relax!"

The tone, this person, many people eat soft but not hard, of course, there are also hard but not soft.

Zhang Fan is gentle and gentle, trying to imitate Lu Lao’s attitude of checking on patients. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because of his age or his personal cultivation. It’s amazing that the old man’s talk, even if he talks casually, can let the patient hear respect. Weird.

"Ok!"

After the group of relatives and friends was invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed to face the team of two men and one woman, and the voice of the answer was buzzing.

"Relax, relax! I'm going to go in with my finger, relax." One hand lifted the hips gently, with a force of breaking apart.

The finger examination of Chrysanthemum sounded very colorful, and it seemed very ambiguous.But, to be honest, there are not many people willing to refer patients to them.

No matter how bright and glamorous people are, this place is also where the grains are discharged after all!

In fact, anorectal diseases only need the doctor to gently open the cheeks, most patients do not need to insert the painful anus (a) door mirror to check!

When Zhang Fan's finger entered, he hurried to a kind of open space.

How to describe the normal chrysanthemum digital examination is like feeding your girlfriend with cake cream on your hand. At this time, there is a feeling of wrapping. When you first enter, it is repulsive force. When it enters the deep part of the sphincter, it becomes internal suction.

The feedback from this patient to Zhang Fan was that the muscles were like bones when they first entered.

It's like your girlfriend biting her teeth, but once you enter it, there is no muscle strength, just like entering an empty cotton wool without temperature.

"You talk about the main points of anorectal diagnosis, let the patient listen to the symptoms that match her."

Zhang Fan asked questions while checking.

"Pain occurs intermittently, accompanied by fresh blood, but has nothing to do with defecation. The most likely anal fissure.

The pain was continuous and gradually worsened to a perianal abscess.

The pain improved, and a lump was felt, which was a thrombotic external hemorrhoid.

Pain occurs intermittently, and the underwear is contaminated by secretions, which is an anal fistula.

If the lumps are prolapsed, it may be necessary to repay the mole!"

"Well, it seems that your heart is still professional, and your business professionalism is enough. In the future, you will cultivate your personality."

After speaking, he said to the patient, "You feel that your symptoms are very similar to the one he said."