Medical road

In the medical circle, the degree of nausea in the gastroenterology department is estimated to not be ranked in the top three. For this, other departments in the surgical system treat general surgery as a fecal digger, and simply disdain it.

It is more disgusting and scary than the gastroenterology department, such as the burn department. This department, especially in cities with developed chemical industries, can only be performed by people like gods.

What is more disgusting and tighter than the burn department is the anorectal department of the younger brother of the surgical department. There is Xihua in Sanchuan, and the cattle in the basin can not be cattle.

But the companion in the next door said nothing, taking out the younger brother and younger brother, just like taking out a hot pot, leaving Sanchuan speechless.

What is more disgusting and frightening than the anorectal department is the dermatology (a) Department of Diseases.Really, for example, in a city in the Yangcheng circle in the early years, the dermatologists there became gods.

If the disease is a mixture of anorectal and dermatological (a) diseases, then there is no more terrible and evil disease than this.

The chain of contempt in the medical circle, surgery mocks internal medicine, internal medicine despises surgery, orthopedics despise general surgery, ophthalmology despise all surgery, and despise all medical disciplines outside the brain.Properly like a telephone company in Manchuria.

Just as the three major telephone companies in China despise each other, beware of mobile fraud!Beware of telecom payment fraud.Beware of telecom fraud in mobile payment!

In all medical circles, the anorectal department has always been the younger brother!And STD Dermatology makes it impossible for all doctors to look directly!Because this department is too strong, it breaks through the sky, and it is strong against humanity.

After the director of the anorectal department of the tea plant ran away with his little wife, the department fell into a slump.

Zhang Fan has now set an example for the anorectal department. As long as I am willing to work hard, as long as I am willing to struggle, Zhang Fan will spare no effort to support me!

On the operating table, it was really smoky, like a camping grill with two knives.

The assistants who leaned back slightly straightened their arms and moved away.But the chief surgeon is not good, he can't stay away.

Wang Zipeng took the electric knife and snorted. The movement must be fast in and out. If the movement is slow, the rotten meat around the lesion will wrap the electric knife. If it comes out slowly, the hot metal piece of the electric knife will The tissue scalds a large area of ​​scar.

This place is too special, and the lesions are densely packed. A lesion with a little more scar will accumulate and the entire lower (a) yin (a) part will be invisible.

If it is only for aesthetics, the doctor can think of a way to generate large-scale contractures. This place is not the anorectal orifice, or the urethral orifice, or the urethral orifice, or the genital (a) if it is scarred. The area is too big, this place contracture together, the consequences can't be imagined.

This kind of operation puts the doctor tightly bound between squares. Really, the doctor who performs this kind of operation has a crying heart.

When roasting mutton, even the fresh mutton, the barbecue chef straightened his arms and pulled his neck away from the oily smoke.

And the doctor, the current chief surgeon Wang Peng, is like an old lady piercing a needle, almost crawling between the patient's two (a) legs, and can vaguely ask a mixed sorrow between breathing and breathing. .

After every burn, the pink foam bursts and splashes on his protective mask.

He must ensure the smallest area of ​​scald, and must also ensure that each lesion must be thoroughly and cleanly removed, and no foundation can be left, otherwise it will not take long for this place to spread out like a spark.

The mask can prevent the splash of liquid, but it cannot prevent the blue smoke.Zhang Fan has followed Wang Zipeng's electric knife to the maximum with the suction device.

Unfortunately, it's useless!

The oily fume is too big, because it originally contains a lot of fat pads, and the subcutaneous fat content is particularly high. When the skin is opened by an electric knife, yellow fat is oncoming.

If it's just pure fat, the oily fume is actually tolerable, just like the aroma of barbecue, just a little bit less seasoning.

However, what is unacceptable is the smell of the lesion, because viruses cause xenobiotics and bacteria cause pus production.

So when the electric knife is grilled, the smell is too unpleasant, a hundred times worse than the smell of burnt shoes and broken plastic.

There is a strange smell in Sao Jiao that cannot be described, but it can make people go straight to the sky.

Wang Zipeng wearing a protective mask, tears flowed, like a beloved toy being baked into a charcoal gourd, can't stop it!Smoked and disgusting.

But man is a strange creature.

Watching others eat delicious food, you can expect plum to quench your thirst and secrete a lot of saliva!Seeing a drunkard vomiting on the ground, he can also secrete a mouthful of saliva in disgust.

But now, Wang Zipeng shed tears without feelings, but like a girlfriend who has been in love for decades ran away.

Obviously, those who are disgusting are going to have X dog, but the spit in the mouth almost makes the tongue float up, just like a river of tea.

Swallow it, disgusting!It's more disgusting if you don't swallow it. Really, this kind of surgery is too uncomfortable.

The blue smoke diffused in the operating room. Although there was a suction device to suck a lot, there was still a faint smell filling the operating room.

It is estimated that the naughty male compatriots had smelled it when they were young.

Just like the smell of kerosene being ignited by a dead mouse, there was a scorching smell in the operating room.

The roving nurses can't resist wearing three-layer masks~

Little by little, the anorectal mouth, between the two (a) legs, the pink disappears a little bit, and the burnt black becomes a little bit more.

At this time, really, although the pieces were like the positions bombed by artillery shells, although black and burnt, they were not as terrible and disgusting as they were at the beginning.

People are really weird. For example, the skin of the buttocks (a), no matter whether it is maintained or not, is definitely softer than the skin of the face. This also shows that cosmetics may not be more effective than boxers.

The fat gorge after roasting is just like youth lumps, bumps, but this kind of bumps are so cute at this time and so less disgusting.

In the hospital, patients in all departments have more or less similar gaits.

For example, in the Department of Respiratory Medicine, patients hold their chests with their right hands and their left hands on their hips, coughing one step at a time, and one coughing at each step, and the patients are thinner than each.

For example, in the gastroenterology department, there are many patients with one hand covering their mouth and the other hand covering their squats. They are afraid of going up and down.

As for the patients in the Department of Sex (a) Diseases, one is counted as one. When the doctor came to the doctor, the man walked like a dwarfed prince.

The female patient walked like a grasshopper, jumping step by step.

After the treatment, regardless of men and women, they are almost like crabs. They can divide the legs into different sizes, and walk with extra arrogance.

Why do you want to go, grinding, hurting, not arrogant.

The pink in the groin was finally slowly scorching clean. The tearful Wang Zipeng raised his head, looking at Zhang Fan with red eyes, and his mouth closed tightly.

"Yes, the technique is good, the wound area of ​​the patient is small and accurate, and the operation is clean and the damage is not serious. It seems that there is no waste of time in the past six months, not bad!"

Wang Zipeng grunted and swallowed his mouthful of saliva excitedly!

"Zhang Yuan..." choked in his voice.

He remembered the hesitation when he was in the department. When he was transferred to the department, he was busy in love, and the surgery department didn't want him one by one. At that time, he regretted it and finally spent money to enter the anorectal department.

The progress is not bright, but the young man has to let his parents, his girlfriend, and even his girlfriend's parents approve with his teeth. He worked desperately. When he was in the city, he worked hard day and night.

Now, the reward has come, and the effort finally bears fruit, tired, but fulfilling, disgusting, but gratified!

On the next day, at the morning meeting of the Anorectal Department, Wang Zipeng was appointed as the hospital chief!Zhang Fan has high hopes for the anorectal department!

Wang Zipeng and Dai Yongshou were even more excited, "Be sure to make the chrysanthemum smile all over the mountains!"

In the hospital, the youngest group of doctors are like chicken blood. They are not afraid of hardship or tiredness. They are afraid of not being recognized. Even if they pay, they will be ranked according to seniority.

But now there is an example!

When the European Academy did not become the Secretary of the European Union, Zhang Fan's life was quite moist.

If you have a flying knife, you can just leave. Sometimes you don't need to make a phone call. The old lady can support him with a text message.

Now, Zhang Fan wanted to leave and sent a text message, like a cow entering the sea, silent, making a call, either not answering, or during a call!Zhang Fan sometimes wondered if this old lady had blocked me.

In the past, Zhang Fan was invited to dinner, but all Zhang Fan could push.Now, more and more people are inviting Zhang Fan to dinner, and some of them can come to the hospital to block the door.

The deans of hospitals in neighboring cities came to study and research tea, and Zhang Fan came to receive them.

Every year the hospital’s major medical checkups are invited by the bosses, Zhang Fan also came to the invitation.

Really, sometimes, Zhang Fan felt that Ouyang was caught.

"Director, you have to help me." Lao Gao's spirit finally improved a lot when Ouyang was not there.

Looking at this Zhang Fan who was recruited by his own carrots, Lao Gao was full of pride.Zhang Fan in front of him has a personality similar to himself, and his temper is even more similar. He is not arrogant, reasonable, and can show the most sincere smile to anyone. That's enough!

"What's the use of oppressing me? Lao Tzu saved the country by curve!"

Lao Gao smiled, "Why, I can't take it anymore? No, you see, I will tell you that you are just starting now.

You can't stand this, how to build a team in the future.

Do you only count on others to use love to generate electricity?

You don’t need to think about rights, achievements, income, or status. This is also a practice."

"Director, why do you have the same tone as the European Academy!"

Zhang Fan said unhappily that when he faced Ouyang, most of the time he played a little rogue, because Ouyang only ate soft but not hard.

When faced with Lao Gao, Zhang Fan could be a little bit of his own temper.

"Hehe, you, do it, let me do it."

Old Gao smiled helplessly, no help without help.Zhang Fan in front of him was his medical sustenance.

"Hey, I know, the director didn't tell me. The hospital's annual tender is about to start, you have to help me check it! You take the lead in this one."

"Okay, I am sure of the wicked."

Spring is blooming, April is sunny, everyone in the south is already hot and sweaty, and you can already wear a thin coat in the urban area.

But on the border of the plateau, severe cold is still the mainstream.On the snow-capped plateau, winter is not terrible for soldiers on the patrol, and the equipment issued by the country is sufficient to withstand the severe cold.

But when the cold and warm are handing over, it is the most dangerous time.