Medical road
Chapter 894 Laughed and Cried
Seeing it a thousand times, it is better to pass it once!
It is estimated that many people, when they were young, the old lady just twisted her ears and kept telling her.
When I was young, I didn't think that was right.
But when I grew up, I realized that my old lady was too right.
For example, reading countless films, no code in my heart.
But after taking off your pants, you still don't know what to do.
Medical treatment, especially surgery, actually made the most classic interpretation of this sentence.
Zhang Fan was an internship in the Department of Urology, he and another Xueba were in an internship group.
Xueba is also a man.
In the past, there were fewer female patients in urology.As a result, just after Zhang Fan and the others entered the university, an old lady came.The old lady can swear by patting her breasts, and they definitely didn't come to these two young men.
It was noon when the old lady was admitted to the hospital, and the teacher had just talked about the object, and finally asked the other party out for dinner, so they asked Zhang Fan and Xueba if they had an internship in obstetrics and gynecology?
Before they shook their heads, the teacher said: "Remember to catheterize the patient before leaving get off work at noon."
After finishing speaking, he went out on a date with his few hairs.
Zhang Fan and Xueba were sitting on wax.
Both of them are junior brothers, and they have no internships in gynecology. Although the pictures in the textbooks, the videos in the school projection room and all kinds of empty movies have been watched by many young people.
But, how to say this thing, people look different from each other.
The choices in the textbooks are the most classic, and they are still covered.
The teacher is gone, and the two are gone.
You can only open the catheterization kit and enter the ward like X had a dog.
The old lady was paralyzed on the bed and was unconscious in her lower body.
Then, the two of them didn't say anything, a catheterization made both ends sweat.Nervous, really, the two are so nervous that their tongues are knotted.With gray hair and shrunken lower body, neither of them knew what to do!
Male and female catheterization, no matter what, see urine is considered successful.
The two of them hurriedly acted like thieves. Anyway, the urinary tube was inserted, and it was guaranteed that they would never enter the anorectal opening.
However, neither of them could tell whether it entered the urethra or not.
"Old lady, do you feel comfortable." At that time, Zhang Fan remembered that he had asked this.
"Well, I'm comfortable!" The old man was paralyzed, his lower body was unconscious, and his son was looking after him at home. He went out during the catheterization.
The old man looked at the white hair and sweat on each of them. He didn't know whether it was softhearted, or he felt embarrassed and didn't feel it, but he was very polite to relieve them.
The two of them hooked their shoulders to each other as if they had done something earth-shattering, and they all had a particularly fragrant meal at noon.
Back to the department in the afternoon, the old lady's son went crazy and looked for them in the corridor.
Although the old man has no feeling in his lower body, he still has the feeling in the bladder.Originally, I didn't urinate all day yesterday, and when I arrived at the hospital, I had a catheterization. The old man felt that it was all right, so he let go of eating and drinking.
As a result, at noon, the old lady almost jumped out of the hospital bed.
Seeing the two, the old lady's hands were like catching flies, and her hands were dazzled.
It turned out that the two didn't get in the right place, the urethra didn't go in, and they went elsewhere!
After Zhang Fan had stitched up his abdominal cavity, the doctors of the three balls country now felt like Zhang Fan and his classmates took off the pants of the old lady.
I clearly remember every step and every technique clearly in my mind.
As a result, the abdominal cavity is closed!
Their minds are all muddled.
...
Surgery is just like that, without a teacher who teaches it by hand, it is too difficult to get in.Therefore, in surgery, superior doctors are like masters.
This is why, after a lot of advanced medical doctors came back from several major hospitals, they immediately improved their level.
Because they have seen new treatment methods and learned new treatment concepts.
As for the surgeon, after a visit to a major hospital, what was it like before, and how it is now, just a little more nouns and a few more expert names.
I knew he went to study, but I didn’t know that he thought he went out to make friends.
"Secretary Ren and Dr. Li are now looking at you."
At the end of the operation, Zhang Fan immediately confessed that Ren Li and the doctors of Modu started to take the medicine.
"Sir, we can assist the physician!"
The doctors in Wanzi Country are all anxious at this time.
"No, you have been standing for a long time, let's rest first." Zhang Fan smiled and shook his head and refused.
Out of the operating room, although Zhang Fan had a fight before the operation, it was not Zhang Fan's fault.
So, out of the operating room, dear, the prince group is called an intimacy.
Before Zhang Fan could respond, the ambassador to the UAE also came in person.
"Dr. Zhang, doctors, hard work, hard work. I represent the country..."
The ambassador to Afghanistan had no intention of coming.After all, when Zhang Fan and the others first came, the ambassador even smashed the teapot.
Therefore, the ambassador feels that they will be successful now, and it seems a bit too utilitarian to go to the cake by themselves.
However, when Zhang Fan was operated on, the second-class secretary sent Maruko Kingdom to harass Zhang Fan. He also saw the British referee leave the operating room scoldingly. He felt that there was a problem, and his identity was not enough here. They reported it as soon as possible.
After the ambassador finished his representation, he looked at the three Wanziguo doctors behind Zhang Fan and said to Zhang Fan, "Do you need me to come out?" He glanced at him, behind Zhang Fan.
All are smart people, no need to say more.
"Haha, thank you. No need, they are already partners of our hospital. You know everything, but you come in person, really sorry."
Ouyang has already treated them as bunnies.Zhang Fan is not a polite, Zhang Fan really didn't want the ambassador to come.
Because the operation is now finished, the prince must say that Zhang Fan is deeply afraid that someone will meet in half, so...
The ambassadors are here, so Zhang Fan will definitely not be sent away in a few words.
As the princes smiled, the ambassador kept chatting with each other.
"Our country is still very good in high-end precision. Not only in medicine, for example, in express delivery, it is still very distinctive."
"Can you beat Scud?"
"Hehe, we are real people. We never work hard on our lips. Everyone thinks that our medical treatment is not good. But now, look at it, look at it, and in the end, our doctors are good."
"Right!"
The ambassador struck the iron while it was hot, and with the help of Zhang Fan's east wind, he actually sold the east wind to Saudi Arabia.
It is said that Ouhei's mouth was crooked.
...
The princes thank you, and the ambassador offers condolences.Not to mention other people, Dr. Li's forehead in the magic city is shiny.
The next day, Zhang Fan and the others waited for Saudi Arabia to pay the labor service fee before going home.The night before, Song Ping and Lao Zhao were in the hotel and stayed up all night.
The two didn't know what was going on, they slipped together.
"Hey, Zhang Yuan is amazing. The surgery is called a perfect one." Song Ping looked at Zhao Quanping who was dangling, and was embarrassed to have nothing to say.
"Yeah, it's amazing. It's really amazing. I can't say how amazing it is." Old Zhao was also embarrassed.
Both of them didn't need to talk, and both knew who the other couldn't sleep.
For nothing else, when Zhang Fan visited an oil-producing tribe, the nurse Bayin returned to Chasu not only to buy a house, but the red little Audi made a group of big men drool.
In the most tyrant country now, how much do you have to give?
So the next day, the two of them urged Zhang Fan with dark eye circles.
"Zhang Yuan, what time is our plane? Should we buy the tickets ourselves, or..."
"Shaoan, don't worry, you two will become national treasures by squinting for a while!"
Before Zhang Fan and the others were allowed to wait long, the prince team came to speak loudly.
Thank you first, and then continue to thank.
Lao Zhao and Song Ping’s people waited to step forward to shop for bags.
The prince did not come alone, but came to the door accompanied by a group of bodyguards.
After thanking you, you will see the real chapter.
Cash, I don't know if it is for ostentation or ostentation.
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Several boxes were opened, all in cash, or cash with the portrait of Lao Mei.
If Zhang Fan hadn't seen this kind of local tyrant, he would really be shocked.
But not only Lao Zhao and Song Ping, but also Dr. Li of the Demon Capital who have never seen this style of local tyrants are so nervous that they can use their toes together.
Ren Li is much better, not only is she not shocked, but she also frowned slightly.
Grand Master is also quite comfortable, thinking about it, where the worth of the old man and his wife are, they can be regarded as people who have seen the world.
The ambassador also came to see him off. Zhang Fan looked at the two of them who had already stayed on his side, and said to the ambassador not embarrassed: "It's also very troublesome for you. How about I donate some for you?"
Zhang Fan didn't understand. Before he went out for flying knives, he had to share it with the local doctors. This time he came, and the ambassador also regarded himself as entertaining him, so he said politely.
As soon as I said this, both Lao Zhao and Song Ping had green eyes.
"How embarrassing it is, or..."
"Oh, then forget it!" Zhang Fan just wanted to find out whether or not he would divide money to others.
"Um!" The ambassador almost couldn't come up in one breath.
Saudi Arabia not only gave money, but also set up a special fund for intestinal cancer by Zhang Fan.
This means that as long as Zhang Fan is willing to do some research on intestinal tumors, their fund can invest in shares.
As soon as he said this, Dr. Li of the Magic Capital started to tremble with excitement.Those with special funds are called doctors, and those without special funds are called research dogs.
Zhang Fan is certainly not welcome to receive money.
When they came from Saudi Arabia, they were picked up by a double-decker plane, and when they were sent, they were also sent by a double-decker plane.
When Zhang Fan and the others boarded the plane, the ambassador shook his hands vigorously, probably regretting it in his heart. Why should I be polite?
Two million in cash, U.S. dollars, this is not a big head. The fund that Zhang Fan made for Zhang Fan, in the words of the prince, is unlimited!
The people on the plane were in a good mood, especially the magic capital Dr. Li, who was about to get into Zhang Fan's arms.
But here at the Chasu Airport, I'm about to cry again.
The glass was just installed, and as a result, the double-decker plane came again.