Middle-aged Adventurer Kein’s Good Deed

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As late-night radio-style music plays, the all-purpose witch Maya takes one postcard out of the table.

"Next up is Don Puff Puff, a corner of questions for the Rose Maidens blooming at height!

I've even said the sound effects myself, but Maya laughs bitterly for a moment even though no one gives me a tsk.

Anastrea, the sword princess of divine speed, and Sephilia, the innocent Virgin, who is also seated at the table, look around at the kyorokyoro and the hit, without following the sudden change of scene.

"What... what the fuck Maya! What are you doing here?

"So the reader's corner of news and"

"That's not why I'm here! What the hell is this all of a sudden? It's not the city of Ern. Where are you? Here."

"Studios."

"I don't know why, but explain it properly!

"I can't explain it, but you'll see soon enough."

I've never heard the word studio, but for some reason, modern Japanese meta-information enters Princess Anna's brain, holding her head by her hand.

My head is confused.

"Radio style, studio... what, this..."

Maya, who was dealing with this place as soon as possible, laughs huffy.

"You know, it's weird. Think of our predictions and the world as one dimension up here. Well, there's no SF in this story, so I don't care."

"No, you don't care."

"Fair enough, just read this"

Princess Anna reads the plate Maya offers.

"Besides short stories?

"Saya. Not to mention space-time and everything."

"... I thought it was strange from earlier, because unlike usual, Maya knocked me down in a mess, not to mention space-time?

Metafiction or an extra corner?

I don't know, Princess Anna trembles remembering the chills.

"Huff, that's what I'm talking about. Then, read the postcard and follow the rules of no refusal to answer questions from important readers. Ghehe, if you could just ask me about Sephilia's three sizes. Yeah."

"Maya, you've changed your character too much..."

Ignore Princess Anna's scratches, too, and start reading the news, Maya.

"Eh, 'Unlike the original novel, the cartoon version is pretty much haunted by Mr. Maya, why not'... what, boring questions. Can you ask me more colorful questions?

"I was curious about that, too, but Maya's been haunted too much since she became a cartoon,"

"Uh, well, I don't know what kind of consultation you had with the original author and the cartoonist teacher, but they talked about letting the cartoons hack us more. Well, I like Princess Anna and Sephilia, so I was pretty free to move because we wanted to get around."

"Something is all made up of me, but even in cartoons, proper Maya is doing the scratch and putting the story together, and not just because the original author was powerless!?

From outside the studio, he said, "Just go to the next topic!" and Maya laughs bitterly.

"Well, I'm not going to touch it deep down there. Next postcard go, eh, isn't the Virgin Sephilia too big a breast for thirteen? What did you eat and grow so big? And tell me the three sizes, Kimashi Tower!

"... uh"

Princess Anna gets stuck in words.

I'm only an old man who sexually harasses me with evil nori rather than kimasi towers.

"Ghehe. Sa, Sephilia. at three-size publishing times."

……

When Sephilia nods her face, she answers nothing just by twisting.

"What a sephilia. I don't have a lot of time, so why don't you tell me you're not in a hurry?"

"No, Sephilia, you've barely spoken since you got here... wait a minute! You didn't write anything about a three-size story on a postcard!

Princess Anna peeks into the postcard Maya had and puts in a sharp scratch.

"It's an excellent personality to add a little foot color so the show gets interesting"

"We're an adventurer party, not a personality!

"Uh, Princess Anna, that scratch sucks. You mean daisy, not yet."

"I didn't mean to say that!

Princess Anna is muddled by being forced into slippery air.

"Yes, the three-size release of Sephilia with the punishment of Princess Anna's scratch slipping or. Whatever, you can just tell us."

When Maya says so, Sephilia is ashamed to ear with Gonyo Gonyo.

Better yet, Maya listens happily.

"If you teach Maya alone, your readers won't be happy about anything!

"Hih, baoo!? Don't lie to me. I didn't do that before. When did you grow up like that?

Sephilia stares at Maya's back, who deliberately leaks some of her sizes, with a bright red face, banging her.

"Do the joke, and you can't possibly notice Sephilia's growth while you're watching her all the time with your raw warm eyes. It's been over a year in the making, and don't even grow up."

Princess Anna doesn't know how to judge this.

Maya today, the tension is too weird.

"Ha, you're tired of playing some kind of scratch."

"Now you know a little what it's like to be swayed by Princess Anna's mess. Sometimes we talk about relieving stress."

"You've already noticed Maya. I want to go home."

"Do you want to announce Princess Anna's three sizes? We'll find out."

Finally, the reader's postcard doesn't matter, and Maya says that.

"Come on, man!

Ah, Princess Anna, who realizes that this is the one she is used for Othi, stands up and pulls out the blade of Divine Sword Immortality (Durandana) with a shakin.

"Hey, Princess Anna, what are you doing! Drawing swords here is against the rules!

"I don't know that. This is the biggest scratch I can do!!

Princess Anna made a noise with Zuba, slashing and tearing space-time apart every wall in the studio.

"Hih, it's too mundane to kill and tear apart space-time and end the short story forcefully! You're such a dick again!

As the world turned around as the studio walls were slashed and torn apart, the three S-rank parties, the Rose Maidens Blooming at Heights, were returning to the streets of the city of Ern.

"Hey, what's going on?

"... I hate Maya (Boso)"

"Nah, why does Sephilia hate us? Princess Anna, what the hell is this!

"I don't care about that," said Princess Anna, reassured that she had apparently returned as usual. Let's go to Kane's! "He called," and walked Zunzun away.