Chapter 96 - 95: Day 1
"As I already said, this is the first real festival we’ve held in a long time, and the structure is meant to be a surprise, so you don’t have to keep asking silly questions about it."
"Well, that’s a total bust..." Cindy sighed heavily.
"Okay, I think your questions are completely unnecessary right now, Cindy. Just trust your own luck." The grandma stepped down from the wooden platform as the formal registration and attendance taking for the festival officially began.
"Hey, does anyone know who the savior is?" a MILF inquired while the line was bustling outside, both women engaging in a heated conversation about who it could possibly be.
"No, we don’t know, and besides, it’s strictly forbidden for us to know. So just stop asking that! You should be glad that we are even being blessed..." replied a MILF with black raven hair in a high ponytail, dressed in a tight mini skirt and cool, professional attire.
"Ahah, my bad, my bad... you really don’t have to scold me like that."
"Ahem, the line is very busy now, so don’t speak anymore... Also, don’t waste your good luck on silly gossip. Instead, pray for me..." another MILF butted in, completely shameless in claiming the luck of others so that she could receive the first draw...
"Heh, just let the goddess decide who is worthy..."
The MILFs bickered back and forth with each other, while most of the women slowly entered the designated rooms at the center of the building.
The rules were quite simple: let Lady Luck strike them, sit inside the room while being blindfolded, and enjoy the magical event.
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"Damn, how am I supposed to see the view if there’s only a small hole here?" Owen complained mentally after he was snatched by the grandma, who set his place in the special room.
It was a big room, but featured a simple wooden-styled interior. Right at the side of the entrance door, there was a small hole.
The grandma had previously informed him that his sole job as the savior was to shove his cock right through the hole... and voilà, the chosen MILFs would enter the adjacent room that was directly connected to his.
It was just like one of those famous tropes back in the day... if there’s a hole, then there’s a goal!
"Heh, though it’s not really a big problem. With my 12-inch cock, I’m sure any MILF who comes here would moan instantly..." Owen grabbed the wooden ballot box that the grandma had set down after the attendance taking was finished.
’Emy, is there any cheat code for me to know who the MILF I’m fucking is?’
Ding!
[No, host, we don’t do that here... not now.]
’As expected. Now I guess this is a good way of measuring how good I truly am.’ Owen then shook the wooden ballot box thoroughly before reaching in and grabbing a single folded paper...
"Let me see who is the lucky one... Uhh, ’-My Husband Is Only 1 Inch Long-’. Cough! Cough!" Owen choked hard on his own saliva after reading the bizarre pseudonym of the very first lucky MILF!
’Holy... what kind of strange shit is this?! Is it even possible to have that tiny size?...’ Owen wondered to himself if the MILF who used this pseudo name was just joking around or telling the truth.
A literal erect 1-inch long? Hell, even a tiny dog’s wiener was bigger than that!
"Ahem, well, lucky for her. I guess her luck was so full that she struck the first gold today..." Owen laughed out loud, mixing a savior tone with a bit of sarcastic humor.
Owen then wrote down the number 1 on the back of the paper. He didn’t really have any reason to cheat anyway... what would be the point if he didn’t even know the true identity of the MILF behind the name?
"Now... let’s see who is the second lucky winner!" Owen shuffled the remaining papers in the box again before reaching inside and grabbing another piece of paper...
’-I Want A BIG COCK...(˘³˘)♥-’
He stared blankly at the last part of the written name. Was she really that dying to taste a real one? She had even written the entire pseudo in capital letters with a cute emoji right at the end.
"Well, well, well, this one is surely a bust. I should definitely fuck her brains out... hehe. If you want a cock that big, then it’s definitely a perfect fit for me." Owen nudged his sleeping buddy below, and it certainly didn’t disappoint him as the immediate physical reaction was evident.
"3rd lucky winner... here we go!" Owen shuffled the papers inside the box once more. He was secretly expecting a grand pseudo name... like ’fuck my asshole first’ or one of those flashy ones like ’Give Me Cock And I Will Cook’.
’-My Husband Has A Strange Secret-’
"..." Owen was rendered completely speechless beyond belief... was that actually true? And what kind of strange secret was she even talking about... maybe, just maybe...
’Holy Moly, let’s wrap these things up right now! I don’t know how this MILF got such a strange pseudo, but I certainly won’t complain...’ Owen didn’t hesitate any longer and went completely wild.
He rapidly scribbled down the numbers of the lucky winners on the back of their respective papers before finally ending his grand gacha of luck.
Owen finished the signing process within a few short minutes before placing the ballot box into the allotted space for the box to roll through smoothly. It was super convenient, and it kept his personal privacy intact.
"Let’s not delay any longer and shove my cock directly into the hole!" Owen stripped completely naked, quickly removing any clothes that would hinder his smooth movements... and grabbing a bottle of water right at his side.
It was finally time, so he needed to ready his battle armaments first. There was no need for any further delays.
"Come in!" he shouted out loud as Day 1 of the great festival began to unfold... it would now commence without any delay or dilly-dallying. It was finally time for him to save all the needy MILFs in the village.
Day 1 of the festival, the HOLE event, will now officially commence.