Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?
Episode Six: Isn't it easy to use a single sheet?
- - Kincon Cancon.
"... ha"
I was unconsciously sighing at the sound of chimes marking the end of the class.
Finally, this time has come......
Nothing, it's not like I don't like time off. Not a single such student would.
What I don't like is the next class.
I made sure the girls left the classroom with a depressing look on my face and changed into gymnastics clothes.
How long has it been since I hated this time of physical education?
I'll tell you what, I'm not a good athlete. I'm not even good at it.
What I disliked was the guy called "Yes, make a pair" who had a high probability of being in physical education.
"... Marlo, you know what I mean?
"No grudges. Why?
The East-West combination came to me after I got dressed.
The look on their faces is both hard.
"Oh, I know"
We gave him a fist, and he said it at the same time.
"Goo at first, Jahn Pong!
Me, goo. Higashino, par. Nishida, par.
"Faaack!"
I barked.
"Heh, so this time I'm alone is Malo."
"I'm sorry. Good luck finding your partner."
I saw the East-West combination laughing like a whoop with a caged eye of resentment.
This is it, this is what made me hate physical education time.
Because of the structure of making a pair, the three of us always stick together, and one of us is going to fall apart.
The rash would wander all over the class looking for a partner, but when I said the meticulousness and confusion of the time...
Besides, they're mostly guys with few friends, so there's really going to be a negative aura in class.
Shit, it's also South Mountain's fault that this happened.
When he was there, it was easy to split it between two and two because he was a quartet, but he suddenly fell out and became a threesome.
To avoid this kind of thing, they said they started to stick together in a quadruple.
In school life, the number of four is convenient for many events.
Pairs per class, study trips and experiential study squads, mahjong, millionaires, etc. ….
That's what broke him down by his betrayal.
I, Namsan......
Besides, he's even more annoyed to combine with Ono.
That's how I started looking for the combine, but I couldn't quite find if it was a bad time today.
I've decided to say mostly blurry guys at times like this, but those guys were already buried.
When I realized I was standing alone on the ground.
Look around you with your dick.
What are you talking about? Boys in our class should be even. It can't be too much. Maybe you're off alone today or something?
The guys in my class are looking at me with their stupid eyes... I feel it. Isn't he the one who's gonna put it together? Maybe you don't have any friends, do you? Don't botch me or anything. I hear such a hallucination......
Oh, no. I have a good friend. I just happened to lose this time...
As I made excuses in my mind like that, there was a shadow rushing into the ground.
"Absolutely, absolutely. If I'd gone to the bathroom, I'd be late. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll put you together."
It was my classmate, Kim Sung, who said it in a big way when I was about to arrive.
Is that look, in a nutshell, a chara man? He solidifies the blonde hair of Ron's hair with a disappointing hair conditioner and only pierces two or three on his right ear. The face is normal, with a long face and a gruesome looking eye like a snake.
When I saw him, I looked up to him.
Wow, that sucks...... you're a narikin!
Kim Sung is not regarded as a companion by the Leah Sung group, even though he is always wrapped up in the Leah Sung group and actively goes to tangle during and after class... he was one of those commonly known as one and a half armies.
I care about fashion and fashion, but it's not like I have an excellent look or a piece of art. It's one of those guys who's a little smoked out of everyone because of his habit, his words and behavior that make him look down on his classmates outside the rear charging group.
Kim Sung was the leader of a one-and-a-half army group, called by name Narikin and Yin.
Narikin looked blatantly disappointed when he realized that I was the one with the extra.
"Oh, my God, it's you. Twitchy ~. Well I'm late and I can't help it...... ha"
The sudden rhetoric caught my face that I was the one who didn't twitch.
Seeing me like that, most of my class, including the East-West Combination, had a sympathetic face, but some of them had turned a gaze down at Niyanya.
It was a group of narikins and... South Mountain.
He seemed to be delighted to see his ex-friend feel miserable after he had fallen out.
... Shit, who the fuck do you think you're thinking this because of!
He said I was holding my fist in my back.
"All right, you're all set! It's doubles tennis today. I'm gonna make it a winning battle, so come here and pull the lottery."
"... don't pull your leg"
Narikin, who listened to the instruction of the gym teacher, shrugged and pounded on my shoulder to strengthen me.
Come on, you bastard. You wouldn't be so athletic, either! You don't feel too bad!
A number of cursing murmurs came up in my head......
"Am I right?
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After all, I couldn't say a word back.
That was the most frustrating thing about me...
After school that day.
The East-West combination invited me to a mood-changing karaoke, but I turned it down and came to the labyrinth.
Physical education classes with Narikin were only the worst possible time, but that doesn't justify taking a break from exploring the labyrinth.
Instead, I was motivated to say that the only way to change the status quo like this shit is to succeed as an adventurer.
Narikin thinks he can behave like that to me because he thinks he's under the curst. He's a typical type who's strong down there but can't go up against it.
Now, of course, Ono, who doesn't look like a very strong fighter, even Narikins in Nanshan, who became the karst top because of his rise, is in the mood.
That means it was the same when I became a karst top.
That made me feel motivated by melameras.
When I stepped into the labyrinth, I just took out my card.
Today's members are Gooler and Coosie, whom I didn't call yesterday.
"Come out, Coosie!
What appeared with my call was a single dog the size of a cow.
What a mysterious dog with a beautiful hairy emerald green and a big, swirling tail.
It feels more like an ancient wolf than a dog in size, but his loving face was closer to the image of a dog than a wolf.
"Nice to meet you, sir"
Coosie greeted me with her ears down with Oddod.
Kind of an unreliable impression, but better than the other cards for greeting.
"Oh, nice to meet you. Coosie."
Pom pom and slap on the arm, I summoned the gooler.
The ghouler who appears stares at the universe blurry.
Seeing her like that, I took a note out of my nostalgia.
"Gooler, remember that order I gave you yesterday?
Nodding cocklessly. Mm, apparently memory itself isn't bad, he said. But let's make sure.
"Well, just say what you ordered."
"… Master, of, follow. Wake up, you can go up, then, wake up, go up. Fight back to the enemy. Available, Skills, Is All, Use"
"Oh, okay, okay. You remember me. Then all those orders are reset once. Nod me when you figure it out."
Confirming that Cochri and Gouler nodded, I began to read out the contents of the note.
"Then say a new order. Nod every time you understand. One of the orders, in the labyrinth, is basically to follow me. Order number two: Always use pheromone skills in the labyrinth to eliminate the smell. Orders Part Three: Always keep exploring signs of enemies in the labyrinth. Orders Part IV…"
The note I'm looking at is a list of orders to Goolers that I thought about in class. When fighting, you can't move at all without an order. You can't even use it. You don't even fight back yourself if you're attacked by an enemy, so much so that you're even in danger for my life. I can't always handle unforeseen situations properly.
For this reason, I thought that it might be possible to accommodate a certain amount of patterns if behavioral patterns were defined in advance.
Fortunately, Gooler doesn't have intelligence but seems to have some memory, so if we had planted the response to all patterns as an order beforehand, in theory, we should have been able to move independently, just like any other monster.
By incorporating multiple orders, such as "Always Explore the Signs of the Enemy," "Surprise when the Enemy is One," and "Erase the Signs with Pheromones of Skill when Surprise," for example, I hoped that when I found the Enemy without saying anything, it would be surprised...
What scared me was if the order and the order were inconsistent, and this note was for me to always check if I was inconsistent with not forgetting the order myself.
Finishing the order for now and letting Gooler recap its contents, I made a note.
"All right, then we'll do our exploration quickly.... I'd like to ask Coosie for an enemy, can you do that?
"Yes. I have confidence in my nose..."
Yes, I'm not sure about this one either, Coosie.... Are you sure you're okay?
"... I asked you to"
I got a little nervous and walked out of the way.
Gooler followed me silently as I followed Coosie as she snorted and walked.
... Yeah, follow me. The orders are fine.
I put a zero on one of the notes.
Proceed often silently through the labyrinth.
The light of the sun that burns twitching and skin. Comfortable breeze blowing from time to time. Tree twitching. Little bird chirping.
In an idyllic atmosphere, when I forgot that this is a dangerous labyrinth.
"Your husband, well, it smells like an enemy. We're on our way."
said Coosie as she shook her voice.
"Mmm, well. All right, let's fight."
Gooler has just planted a new order, and Coosie has a cowardly skill to halve her fighting power and worry about, but even though she's halved, Coosie has an overwhelming difference in fighting power.
F-Rank Monsters have an initial combat power of 50 or less. Here, which is one tier, I would have just said 10 to 20. In contrast, Coosie is 150. Halving it is a marginal difference.
In the first place, labyrinth monsters are said to be weaker than cards of the same rank. If the rank is higher, you can definitely win first. Because that is why the possession of a D-rank card is absolutely conditional on adventurer registration.
"Coming!
The first thing I felt was the rotten smell of pun and drifting eggs. Like nausea. When I accidentally pinched my nose, the Lord of Smells appeared out of the bush.
It was a green kid ghost on a wolf. Dark green skin, wrinkled face and a galloping, lean body with a pounding abdomen. A look that reminds me of a hell of a hungry ghost somewhere...... a goblin. That's two pairs.
Gooler, who stripped his teeth and saw the enemy threatening this one, quickly attacked the enemy.
I just tried to tap into the blow as it was, and somehow I stop moving. What? Why did you stop?
For some reason, enemies attack the ghoulers who freeze their enemies in front of them relentlessly. A wolf bites into his leg and a goblin beats him with this stick. With the addition of another pair, Ghuller quickly became a slap.
It finally gets there, and Gooler moves on to the counterattack. Beat the bitten wolf, chop its flesh off, and beat back the goblin that comes beating it with a stick. I fought back in turn to the monster who attacked me.
When I saw that inefficient figure, I finally realized it. Gooler said he was fighting back against what attacked him mechanically. The first time I tried to attack, the movement stopped because the enemy was doubly overlapping and I didn't know which one to attack...
Shit! Is it because the way I ordered it was sweet?
As soon as I whispered my tongue, I skipped the instruction.
"Coosie! What are you doing! Help the gooler!
"Ugh... me, me, me..."
Coosie, however, doesn't move at all when she sees a gooler being attacked, just a dick.
What are you doing, he's...! I can't stop yelling.
"Coosie!"
"Hih...... su, sorry, sorry!
To my anger, Coosie squatted with her head and tail.
Unexpectedly distracted.
... Seriously. Were cowardly skills so bad so far?
I thought I could fight for once just by halving my fighting power......
Shake your head and switch. I can't help it. Now, Coosie gives up!
"Coosie, go back! Come out, sitting boy!
"Am I right?"
Calling the sitting boy instead of Coosie, she sighed when she saw me with a seemingly billionaire face.
"Sitting boy, help me gooler!
I don't like it.
"... Huh?
Stunning, look at the sitting child. Seeing me like that, she looked like she was having fun with Niyaniya.
"Why should I listen to your orders? I told you, give up trying to use Atashi as a force."
"Ugh, ku...... Oh, yeah. I got a new treat for you, huh? What do you say, you want it?
I showed you the sweets I bought on the way from Buck. It's a limited-time pound cake that I sold at the convenience store upstairs.
"Mm..."
Though he was a sitting boy who only worried for a moment when he saw it.
"No, I knew you couldn't. I'm not in that mood."
Pussy turns that way.
"Shit!"
I came here and the sitting child's rebellion went in a bad direction.
Fishing with confectionery is also rather counterproductive in these chopped situations?
………………………… there is no choice. If this happens, do we have to be prepared?
I took the baton out of my bag.
I didn't know this would be a feather to use just in case...!
"Oh, hey...?
"Whoa, whoa!
"Nah, you're serious!
With the confused voice of the sitting child on my back, I stormed into a goblin group.
You didn't think I was coming in, the goblins gobbling open their eyes, slightly stiff. In that gap, I punched Goblin in the head with a stick.
"Ku......!
Or, stiff! It feels like you hit a rubber tire. Looks like this one's hand that I should have hit will be paralyzed.
"Gooler! First, get rid of the wolves one by one!
"Jesus, Master"
I confronted Goblin in the face as Gooler ate himself into a wolf that bit him.
The Green Kids Ghosts totally see me as their enemy for punching me in the head and roaring with their yellow teeth out. The real killer made me feel scared.
My feet fall unconsciously and I feel my blood cooling rapidly.
Relax, it's okay. I can't afford to lose to a little kid like this in high school. Even on the reach, I'm winning. There is also a card barrier. Easy, me.
Goblins beat me up at the same time.
I managed to attack the whole thing, but I can't attack the whole thing anymore. Take it with a stick. That was the failure.
Gatsun, the shock runs, his hands are paralyzed, and he removes the baton.
What an idiot! Does it mean monsters even if they are small? It was awesome.
No injuries due to the card's barrier function, but the impact is definitely paralyzing my hand.
That clearly aroused the image of death on me.
"Hih!"
Try to roll the blow of this stick. Overhead thread. Golden balls shrunk up.
Readiness to consolidate can be shattered in an instant.
No more, either, let's get out of here. In the first place, you don't fight on your own, this!
When I thought so, I saw Gooler. I've finally eaten and killed the hell out of my eyes, and there's still another wolf left. Pull here, and I'll slap you again.
When I bit my lips off, I jumped at the cop I dropped.
Ten seconds. I'll just buy you ten more seconds......!
The moment the goblins fly like wild monkeys to me setting up a baton with half a cry.
"Guh!?" "Gah!?
A light bullet that flew in from nowhere struck out the heads of the goblins.
"Ha, huh?
I was confused by the brain-punching, desperate little brains, but soon realized what had happened.
Right, did the sitting boy move?
Ghuller is... totally holding the wolf captive and devouring. You'll be able to defeat them all soon.
"Ha-ha-ha."
Big sigh goes in and out.
... Tired. Seriously, I freaked out. This is the labyrinth, this is the monster.
Honestly, I was watching sweetly. I thought it was more of a fun and money-making job. Attack the gunning labyrinth like you do RPG, make more and more money and tell the girls it's a hot dreamy profession...... There's no way there's a job like that...
"Hehe, hehe..."
But you're fighting the first tier of the F-Rank Labyrinth, everyone knows about the Miscellaneous Fish Card opponent.
Unexpectedly, I get a zero laugh of self-derision. Funny while I'm at it.
Is this how you do adventurers, me?
"Hey."
Looking up, it was the sitting boy who was there. For some reason, you look terribly harsh.
Uh, what? I can't work my head off.... Oh well, thank you.
"Oh, thank God. Hey, sweets, wait a minute. Let it out now -"
"You're not!
A sharp voice pierced me trying to fish my nose with gossip.
Open your eyes gleefully. Hey, what's up, man? Why are you so pretty?
I'd rather be clean, it's me who didn't get help until I was critical!?
A sitting boy asks me if I feel unreasonable.
"Why did you fight?
"Why... because you didn't fight for me"
"No!"
No, even if they say it's not...
"What Atashi is trying to say is why he put himself at risk for Gooler. Cards are expendable. Why would I risk my life for something like that?
He's... he's totally clear on what he's trying to say.
But the sitting boy's face was serious in itself.
I have no choice, so I decide to give him a serious answer.
"I call it consumables, consumables. Even a gooler is an important asset to me. Can you mourn that in such a good place at the beginning? Next, I didn't expose my life to anything. There was also a card barrier. What I wanted to do was buy Gooler some time to bring it back."
……………………
The sitting boy who heard my explanation seemed to be still thinking of something.
"Enough? Then it's time to go home. I'm tired today."
I just fought one fight today and it's over. What a slow pace. But I can't attack the labyrinth if I don't think about adjusting Gooler's orders or running Coosie.
When I get up with a heavy body.
"Wait."
"... what, are you still there?
When I looked back at the cunt, the sitting boy laughed niggly.
"I didn't get a reward treat."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!"
I had the biggest sigh of the day.