Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?

Episode Two: The Normal Character Absence Theory for the Guy Who Will Be My Card ①

"This time has come again tonight! Man-shaped Girl Monster Exclusive Battle, Catfight! Poor, beautiful mon daughters, gorgeous, brutally kill each other! Who the hell is the most beautiful and strong card!

I, Yuya Sato, live. Description will be sent by Star Four Pro, first Catfight champion Lu Mitsuko (Tuna).

Let's start with an introduction to the players in the first game! Sousuke Saito appeared from the Red Gate! Professionally aspiring active college student adventurer, so far has won three fights! He's a big rookie with expectations on the waves!

With the audience cheering, a young man about twenty shows up. On a neat face there, fashion and hairstyle in fashion. That look of wavering back to the audience was filled with confidence.

"Mr. Trottuna, what do you think of Saito?

'I think you're a good player.

The party was matched by Amazonas and Nekoma in the C-rank Seilane and D-rank. The durable Amazonas act as a guard, and the catty but tricky attacker, Sei Lane, is in the form of a supporter from up and back.

It's basic, but I think it's a tough configuration of the Kings Road. Freshly debuted athletes tend to be distracted and really focus on attackers, but Saito feels calm about standing around, and works well together.

Seylane in particular is a valuable flight type, and I think it's likely enough to win ten and go to the championship game any day '

'I see! Looks like you can expect this! Then it was Kitakawa singer who showed up from the White Gate! How to rank up a new card in a student tournament and isn't a vibrant reverse win new to public memory as well? Despite being an adventurer for only about six months, an amazing rate of growth called Star Three! As if that proved to be no shame or coincidence, we decorated a brilliant victory in our debut the other day!

What a mediocre face it was to show up with Whitegate smoke as audience expectations rose for a live introduction.

Of the audience, those who don't know a human being named Kitagawa Sing, look like they clapped out at what only their average person can see

Is this really the young adventurer that was also talked about in the news? That thought seemed clear.

'What do you think of Kitakawa, Mr. Trottuna?

'Right. Honestly, you're not at the student level. All the attention has been paid to sitting children with the broken skill of spiritual regression and hiding, but the other cards are quite grainy. He is also highly skilled and nurturing. It wouldn't be strange if a scout came from a team of professionals'

"Oh! Is that it! So, Mr. Trottuna, which do you expect to win this game?

'Ha, what with all that. I'll tell you there's plenty of possibilities for both.'

'The result is your own eyes, so! Now the game begins!

The game's gong rings and both players summon cards in turn.

Saito summoned a beautiful woman with a winged woman's upper body and a mermaid-like lower body, a wild warrior with just a barbarian fur covering her forged flesh, and a beautiful beastly girl with cat ears and tails split in two.

"Ooh, ooh."

The audience turns colorful in the appearance of a beautiful girl monster whose skin is also revealing. The monsters were also thoughtfully appealing to their charms as they flew around the venue with Kurli and decided to pose sexily for the camera.

Moncolo...... It was customary to do this kind of fan service to entertain the audience and viewers, especially in Catfight games that are exclusive to girls monsters.

The audience's gaze is then directed at the other athlete.

As expectations gathered as to what kind of girl monster to summon, it was the vampire of beauty who was first summoned. What surrounds me is an inflammatory pitch-black dress that often shows pathologically white skin. The bright, long blonde had a few mixed rooms of dark hair, if you look closely, and that painted a fascinating contrast.

Those of the audience who were in love with the luster that even drifted in its peril, realizing that she was the former ghoul once called Eliza, leaked their exclamation as if it had changed too much.

Originally the material was excellent, but Eliza had shadowed its beauty by Ghoul's degraded flesh.

The fact that it had not only evolved into a vampire, also known as the demonic nobility, had made it so beautiful as to leave its original shadow behind.

He was Eliza, who was looking out at such an audience with cold eyes, but when he took out the whistle, he began playing.

Fingers like white fish dance lightly over the whistle, and fantastic music plays out.

The next monster appeared as the audience accidentally listened quietly.

Silver-haired girl with bat feathers, donkey horse tails, and brass legs - Mere. All that surrounded me was a clear baby doll, which, coupled with a near-adult limb, unleashed such a disloyal charm that I couldn't help but look away.

The young dreamer dances lightly to the audience with a dazzling look on his face.

Fantastic music played by female vampires and dancing by young and slutty dreamers was no longer an exaggeration to say a kind of show.

As the audience falls in love, the last card shows up full.

Lotus Hua, a sitting child girl with some badly stained atmosphere, who wore red Japanese clothes and made her lustrous black hair jump punkish.

A famous card that was the first in the world to officially achieve a rank-up without the use of cards and even had a bit of a social phenomenon.

As the audience gathered expectations as to what performance they would perform - Lianhua poked her middle finger up high.

"Fuck you, you perverts"

What do you know about fan service?

It was this masculine sitting child's creed that pierced his path at all times.

"- Hey, I'm looking at it."

When I rang from behind and looked back, the same face as in the screen looked at this one as if it had frightened me.

"I was watching the last game."

That's what I said, and I showed her the tablet I had in my hand.

- Six months early to be an adventurer. Having advanced to sophomore year in the spring, I had become a three-star adventurer who was my original goal.

When you become a three-star adventurer, the public will see you as a semi-professional, and you will also be asked to work on TV such as Moncolo.

What I was watching right now was a recording of a game on the Moncolo-based TV show Catfight that aired last week.

Since my victory in the student tournament, I've been getting offers from TV stations for a little while.

... As a matter of fact, I wasn't going out to Moncolo anymore.

It was me whose goal was to get out to Moncolo when I first became an adventurer, but my longing for Moncolo was shattered since I learned about the harshness of the actual game in that student tournament.

Easy for you to say, I freaked out.

Whatever the student tournament, about 40% of the participants in the lower high school departments are pushed out of business.

Under the provisions in the Adventurer Alliance, Adventurers are supposedly stripped of their licences if they have not held more than D-rank cards for more than a year.

Few people can afford to buy a D-rank card again in their student capacity, and even if they asked their parents, no parent would be the first to buy it again to children who lost their cards early.

As a result, most of the players who lost the Tiger's D-rank card were finalised out of business.

This became quite a problem and a bit of news. It then became even more inflamed when it became clear that students who were no longer adventurers had many cases of no place left in school or pulled in shock.

Even though I myself ended up with the best, if I made a mistake, I was likely to have lost the Lianhuas.

This is so awesome. If gambling isn't right for it, I wasn't going to go out to Moncolo again.

but as a tv station side, i'm not going to miss me - mon daughters, starting with lotus hua to be exact - who just seem to get the viewership out now in season, and the solicitation was extremely fierce.

I realized I couldn't do this without at least one of them, and I chose Catfight, which seemed to be the best and the least risky of them all.

There are three reasons why I chose 'Catfight' out of a number of Moncolo TV shows. concept, low risk, and reward.

In "Catfight," athletes are limited to cards that can be used only by girl monsters. The concept of this girl monster exclusivity was right for me.

The fact that only girl cards can be used out of countless cards can be quite a handful in putting together decks, and since the information on girl cards is widely known by the public, measures are easy to put in place.

It is also unlikely that a strong card of rank fraud like the water tiger you fought before will emerge, as just being a girl card is many times more expensive than other cards of the same rank. Because if you're good enough to buy the strongest class girl cards in that rank, you're better off buying cards that aren't the girls cards in the rank above.

Untied gutty deck and girls monster tied romantic deck. Definitely the latter first if asked which is easier to fight.

On the other hand, most of them are just girl cards from the beginning. Only Yuki cannot be used, but the regular forces of Lianhua, Eliza and Meir are alive and well.

Two of them can be said to be C-rank cards, or restricted B-rank cards leading up to Lianhua. Compared to these two sheets, Meir, who falls short, also has a synergy with Lotus Hua, the main one.

To be clear, it was an irregular force of war in the semi-pro class.

In fact, he wins this video game happily without having to use psychic regression.

Second reason, that's the low loss rate of cards in 'Catfight'.

It is one of the pleasures of seeing which cards may be made to lose in a regular Moncolo based show.

Tingling tension because we fight each other's lives at stake. The demons of the monsters when they lose. The desperate look of the master who lost his expensive card......

It was also true that there are a certain number of layers that enjoy it as a flavor of Moncolo, although the bad taste is extreme.

There is also the aspect of complicating the outcome of betting.

Moncolo-based programs are entertainment, while also state-owned gambling. Betting methods and multipliers also vary, ranging from simply betting on the wins and losses of a match, to how many cards will be lost in that match, to how many adventurers are left to win.

Simply betting which one wins is less stretching as gambling and more tedious. Thus, in order to complicate the results at all, the element of loss of cards was essential.

On the other hand, in "Catfight" there is no loss of cards first except accidents.

This is a big deal on the part of the show producers, who have launched a policy of 'preventing the loss of cards as much as possible', even letting athletes exchange a pledge behind them to 'try not to make them lose their cards as much as they can'.

Why, unlike many Moncolo-based shows, 'Catfight' has a policy of preventing cards from being lost. That was in the different directions of the show.

While other moncological shows are dominated by monsters killing each other and gambling against the consequences, it's great to have a softly eclectic happening or something in "Catfight" where you just want to see cute girl monsters fighting! That was the main thing.

I mean, I don't care about the loss of cards or anything for the audience of 'Catfight', but rather the precious mon daughter loses it or something verbal! That was the real deal.

There was also the intelligent reason for the money problem.

Girl monsters are several times more expensive than cards of the same rank. If you were fighting such expensive cards on the Lost premise, that means you'd be gone in no time.

Third reason, that was simply that the reward was good.

There are two major fights money in Moncolo. It's a ticket and a prize.

As for the ticket bill, some of the tickets sold can be received by the athlete regardless of winning or losing.

This percentage and how many tickets will be filled depends on the rank of the show, the adventurer, and the popularity, but in the semi-professional class, the price is roughly around 1 million yen.

But even though the cost of this ticket is more expensive than any other show in Catfight, which is exclusive to girl monsters, the more attractive it is to be full every time.

In other words, tickets paid for athletes are also higher.

That amount, what a two million yen.

Tickets are paid to athletes regardless of whether they win or lose, so they earn two million yen each time they go into a game.

In "Catfight," where the card is unlikely to be lost, this is pretty big.

Next, about the prize money.

This means that the winner will be reimbursed some of the wagers placed on the player.

The majority of income in Moncolo is this prize money, and I hear that Gladiators (adventurers with Moncolo at the centre of their income) struggle every day to collect a little more money for themselves.

As for this multiplier, it is said that the higher the risk of loss of cards, the larger the scale, and unfortunately 'Catfight' is not as large as it is as gambling.

As a result, the prize money will be smaller than other shows, but I can still get about 3 million yen per game.

In the previous game, he was able to win a prize of four million yen.

Combined with the ticket price, a total of 6 million yen.

That's what I earned in this game.

Just go to one game, five to six million. Honestly, it's too tearful and delicious.

Incidentally, the D-Rank Labyrinth tread reward ranges from 600,000 to 900,000 per side, earning slightly more than a million dollars for selling all the drop items on the road. It takes days in the lodging to break through one labyrinth......

Five to six million yen in a day without the risk of one life, and a million yen over many days with the risk of one life. I can't even put it on the scale, the difference in benefits was there.

Well then, I'm also convinced that most professional aspirations aspire to be Gladiators, not Professors (Adventurers who make money in the heart of the Labyrinth).

Of course, even gladiators are not easy.

First of all, semi-professionals are more numerous than professionals, so they can't be in the game whenever they want. There are many times as many applications for a single game frame, and for that reason, some guys hire a sales specialist manager at their own expense or belong to a Gladiator-based talent office to get a job.

and popular business, so I do weird words, deeds and outfits to make characters, dare to skew the composition of the deck, and sometimes attract public attention even if I do inflammatory commercial practices.

If you do that much and go to the game, only the money you get if you lose is for the ticket. Just one card to lose is a huge deficit. If that's a C-rank card, it'll take months to get it back.

Preparing a place for battle was in itself a gladiator of battle, far from freedom, against a professor who could go to the labyrinth and make money whenever he wanted to.

Even I, now boosted by popularity thanks to Lianhua, will all be forgotten by the public and no longer called to the game.

In itself, well, good.

Because I really don't want to go for a gladiator right now.

Instead, I felt like a professor was more to me, going on an adventure with the cards, even if my life was in danger.

That said, it is also true that Moncolo's income is delicious.

Until I get tired of it, I want to earn cancer in the 'Catfight' game.

To do this, it's important to know how to get customers popular….

"Lianhua, it's you. You don't have a middle finger, your middle finger."

I told you to do so much fan service, but when I was this bad sitting kid......

I turned to Lianhua with my elbow on my shoulder and a peek into the tablet.

"Oh dear! Me and Eliza were cheering up the place because of it, and it's ruined, Jean."

It was Meir who condemned Lianhua to get on with my words. The face shines with joy in this situation that can openly condemn Lianhua.

She and Eliza were even bothering to practice song and dance for that game, so well deserve to criticize it this way.

but when it comes to the lotus hua of the day, it's like where the wind blows.

"Heh, I don't know. Why should Atashi sell her flair to humans? You don't have to do that."

I'm out, I hate Lianhua humans.

I completely forgot that we broke it off from when we met, but this sitting child basically hates human beings.

In particular, adventurers who use and throw away cards like tools or something, as well as viewers of Moncolo who are enjoying watching the cards kill each other, seemed to fall into a category she especially hated.

Honestly, I don't seem to feel funny about me going to the Moncolo game either, but so far they've never said anything about it.

I guess that's a big reason why 'Catfight' isn't at risk of losing it or isn't motivated by a gladiator strand in the future, but underlying it was her aspect as a macabalist.

She's seemingly direct and affectionate, but on the other hand, she can calculate profit and loss in a cold way.

Of course she had the decisiveness to trump one to take advantage of ten, and sometimes to be able to trump five for six.

What I didn't disagree with when I went to the student tournament was anticipating the benefits of being a vampire card and a master, my growth, and even tolerating my own loss in the final took the advantage of saying I was growing up.

I'm not against going out to Moncolo right now because the advantages I get from it outweigh the disadvantages a lot.

...... so if it has the advantage, does it tolerate it all? not so.

"Temehe doesn't go down, he's free to go to the game, and if the enemy does, he fights, but until he sells his charm to the humans, it's Atashi's job. Bye."

Apparently, that was her compromise line on the matter.

...... ha. Well, I have no choice. Suppose you just don't get boycotted like you used to?

And more importantly.

"This is a surprise."

"Why..."

It was an atmosphere smashing fuck up pose, but somehow it was silly for the audience.

Even the comments on SNS after the broadcast had many favourable comments: 'I admire Lotus Hua's attitude, which is not pleasant at all times'.

You reminded me of those human reactions, Lotus Hua with no heart or disgusting looking face. What a rare look.

... by the way, about the fan service for the commemorative debut, but this is a blah blah blah blah. Because I just had Eliza or Meir wave at me or jump around lightly. About this, it was my mistake to watch fan service sweetly. It should be noted that even at this time Lianhua turned that way and didn't even wave at me.

For this reason, it was the second war, this time we had a detailed meeting in advance and asked Lianhua to provide proper fan service as well... this is the case.

Well, I hope it turned out to be Uke, but sooner or later you'll get tired of it. My challenge as a gladiator was to come up with some measures by then.

"Isn't that strange? Why is Lianhua so much better than us?"

"Do you think Atashi will know? I don't want to know."

"Next time we'll try, too, Eliza?

"Please don't, I'm just going to flame"

That's when we were talking like that.

- What are you talking about?

There was a noisy voice hanging from behind us.