Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?
Episode Seven: Star Mother's Party
"- Candidates are hiyori."
The next day, Anna pulled me to the staff room, and I stumbled upon seeing the person she pointed to.
At the end of our gaze, a little eyeglass teacher with a child-face is fighting the paperwork on his desk with a taffeta.
Her name is Tachibana Day. He's a teacher in our class.
"Hey, Hiyoli can't be a bit of an advisor or something"
"Huh? Why ss?
"Because, Hyori, you're already full of business in your position. This is your first year as a teacher, and you're being held accountable?
I'm not familiar with the world of teachers, but I still think it stinks a little black to let a new teacher, a new hire I call a regular company.
The suggestion was that Hiyori, who even deceived in regular classes, but added to that even to his job, was always an image of being a taffet.
But Anna laughed niggly when she heard it.
"I mean, that teacher's pretty much cornered, huh?
"Oh, yeah..."
What the hell are you up to?
Please, don't hunt down Hiyori any more and make her quit...
Pretty and actually pretty big tits, which means they're popular with boys, huh?
Back to my thoughts like that, Anna went straight to Hiyori.
I have no choice but to follow.
"Excuse me for being busy. Tachibana-sensei, right?
"Huh? Well, yeah, but you're a year, right? And Kitagawa-kun with you?"
"Ah, yes. You remember me."
Do you even remember the names of faceless students like me when they are still in charge and the sun is shallow?
Hiyori said she's working hard too...... impressed.
"Well grasp the top and bottom of the class karst as a top priority...... hon. hon. I remember all the names of the kids in my class, of course."
"Oh, yes."
After all, the teacher is also attentive to class karst......
"So, what can I do for you?
Anna said with a full smile to Hiyori, who asks to be deluded.
"Yes, I'd love to have an Advisor from my Adventurer's Department."
"Hi, I can't. Absolutely not."
Hiyori said no to the feeling of eating.
"Um..."
"I can't, so seriously, I can't. I'm already at my limit. Even though it's hard just to prepare for my daily classes, I've been entrusted to work at home every day? I'm not paying for overtime!
Hiyori, who says so, was totally in tears.
"Oh, why are you doing this? Is that the punishment of being a teacher motivated by the fact that if you become a teacher, you have a long summer vacation even if you become a social worker? Or because you turned down the headteacher's invitation to swallow? But my eyes were flattering and I felt a crisis of chastity! The other female teacher told me to be careful with the head teacher!
"Shh, Doctor, calm down, please, sss!
Suddenly to the bumpy and grunting hyori, Anna shook her shoulder as she scratched a cold sweat.
"... Ha, oh, sorry. Doctor, I haven't slept well lately... So, are you an advisor? Because I can never."
"Hmm, you can't help it, sss. I thought it was for my teacher. Then excuse me."
Besides the thought. When Anna, who pulled back lightly, turned her back on Kurli,
"- Just hang in there? What do you mean, for me?
Hiyori, who looked suspicious, called to a halt.
At that moment, I saw.
Anna said, "It took! I had a black grin that felt like
"Hey, now that the teacher's new, it's gonna be tough, like, advisors to the club, and you can't do it, can you, sss?
"Ugh, yeah."
"But next year? How about next year?
"Oh, that's... But that's what veterans do."
"Ha ha!"
Anna leaked a weird, anxious, tall laugh at Hiyori as she swimmed her eyes. Hmmm...... pretty similar.
"I'll tell you what, other than the teacher I hope from myself, a club advisor is like a punitive game. Precisely from Service Overtime."
"Well, that's not why I said no, either."
"Imagine that, sss. If a veteran doesn't like it either, what position do you think the role will come around to?
"No way..."
"Yes, a weak persona who cannot be defied. Just like you were appointed to the new position!
"Hino!
Anna whispers in her ear to Hiyori, who holds her head and screams fine.
"You know the sss? Just now, my grandma teacher, who was an advisor to the women's volleyball club, is retiring next year. Ah, how hard it must be for a Valley Department teacher. You're in the women's volleyball club, so naturally the advisor's a female, right? Is that it? The candidate is with your station's Yamamoto Sensei...?
"Uh, uh... wah, me!?
Looking over to the clerk's office, they looked for a candidate. Hiyori looked like the world was over.
Anna says snuggly, stroking her shoulders around with a nasty hand, as she chases her like that.
"Tachibana-sensei, are you free tonight? It must be hard to be in charge or something. I'll talk to you about everything. Oh, no? Hmm, that's fine. I'm not free either. Uh, I need to think about next year's Valley Department advisor. I'm busy."
"Hey, wait a minute, head teacher!
"Hmm? What is it?
"... hehe, let me come with you"
"Well, don't worry, you can't make it worse."
... What are you doing, Koitsura?
I suddenly saw the two of them starting a suspicious scene with a frightened eye.
What do you think the head teacher is? Too many bad guys for anything. Sure, he's as thin as a honegara, on the scoundrel side, bald, and he chases with his eyes a lot like a different woman's ass...
"Doctor, what if there's a way we can avoid this kind of future?
"!? Tell me, Mr. XVII Night Moon!
"It's easy. You just have to be an easy advisor to the club. Even if they talk about advisors, all you have to do is say that I'm already busy being an advisor. I'm not supposed to tell you to hang an advisor."
I see, is that what you mean? Anna's guy. I'll do it.
"Come on, what are we gonna do, sss? Advisor to the Valley Club or Head Teacher... Advisor to the Adventurers Club"
Soon, Hiyori's valley advisor will be confirmed.
but that seemed like a real enough future for Hiyoli, and she looked pretty much cornered.
Anna whispers as she pushes her back like that.
"By the way, my high school is an adventurer's sideline."
"Huh!... Ri"
"Hmm?"
"Be an advisor, will be!
To Hiyoli, who screams so damned softly, Anna says, "As calculated!" He smiled black.
"Oh, you're so sweet, you are."
In an after-school family, while gathering in a member of the Adventurers' Department.
That's what I said to Anna sitting across from the table.
"Huh? What's ssss?
"No, what is that, that way of pushing Hiyori? It's totally a yakuza M.O."
"Oh no... bad listening. We just reached out to our pathetic new teacher."
"I'm not saving...? As a matter of fact, how true is what you told Hiyori?"
"Oh, that's pretty much true. If we keep going like that, I think Hiyoli would have been made an adviser to the Valley Department next year, sss. Experience suggests that Yamamoto Sensei is not the right valley advisor to go from having a reputation for having hysteria and addiction to being a good place in prefectural competitions. Then even if you're still new, you won't stress your students out."
"I see. What do you mean, the head teacher's after Hiyori?
"It's a guess from a day-to-day gaze,"
"Isn't that prejudicial..."
When I said it like I was scared, Mr. Weave put in an objection.
"... I hate all the girls, too."
"If you don't, you'll feel a gaze on your butt and chest."
"Oh, really..."
Apparently the head teacher was surprisingly hated. I'm just a bit of a regular teacher for boys......
The head teacher position at school seems to be black more than a bad black company, so it's just a little pitiful.
"Rather than that, talk about clubs, you know, talk about clubs."
said Anna as she slapped her hands on bread.
"Well, our Adventurer's Department aims to bring together students who really want to be pro, incisive, deepen friendship, and enhance the overall quality by providing mutual support."
I use some tough language, but I know I'm not going to say it.
Anna opened her eyes and grabbed her fist as we nodded.
"But that's an ostensible purpose! The true purpose of our Adventurer's Department is to create a force that will only survive toward the coming annihilation of humanity!
"Ooh!?
Mr. Weave makes his eyes glow painfully.
Somewhere in the Adventurer's Department, the real purpose of the cook smell touched her harp line, apparently.
But I thought it was something you knew all along because you were Anna's brought daughter, but it was your first ear...
Then Anna told Mr. Weave the same story she told me the other day.
that the number of labyrinths is increasing from year to year due to the influence of Angola. In contrast, that mankind has yet to even find a way to make the labyrinth disappear. That, sooner or later, the labyrinth will fill the rest of the world and will not be able to stop the outbreak of Angola. That the world's wealthy are beginning to be prepared for the time of the annihilation of mankind.
"Well, now I'm not asking you to believe everything, sss. I just can assure you that's all, sss. Over the next decade, twenty years, demand for cards and demon props will continue to grow, sss. And the demand for a master with good arms. The Adventurer Boom is not temporary. Promise me you'll never waste your time trying desperately in the Adventurers' Club."
Anna concluded that way at the end.
After hearing everything, Mr. Weave smiles deeply.
"Kuku, a secret society that accumulates power in preparation for the annihilation of mankind? What a heartbeat setting. All right, let's take this Adventurer's Club to world conquest..."
"Yes there, I won't say settings or anything! Because I haven't said a word more about conquering the world!
And so the food we were ordering began to arrive continuously.
The table for six people is lined with dishes.
"Oh, you're here. Uh, gohon.... Whatever it is, now we have found three members and advisors. I also submitted a sorority delivery... and then I just wait for the student council to approve it. One foot faster, but here's the one declaring the inauguration of the Adventurers' Club! Pray for the future of the Adventurer's Department, cheers!
Cheers!
It was a celebratory party held due to Anna's sudden thoughts, but the conversation turned out to be exciting and fun.
From talking about my activities as an adventurer, to talking about my card pride, the card I want most right now. From there, the story gradually moved on to something personal, and at the end of the day, talking dally about my favorite comics and cartoons quickly ran out of time.
Even after I left the family when I got home that it was really late when it wasn't time to leave, our mouths just couldn't stop talking enough.
"Speaking of which, you know what? These are senior cards."
"What's wrong with our card?
"Looks like we'll have quite a peer magazine next summer in the commissary..."
"Buho, ho, ho...!
Unexpectedly.
"What's that!?
"Moncolo and other popular cards can easily feed geeks."
"Hmmm... the sad fate of a girl card"
"Especially Lianhua and Eliza. Looks like they're popular.... and a little more Yuki."
"Yuki too!?
The business is too deep......!
"Where have you been with portrait rights and honor infringements?!?
"Because the card is an unreal teenager..."
"Huh? What kind of card exists like that on copyright? You're real."
"Um, there's still a lot of underdeveloped stuff going on there, like law enforcement. It seems like we're being discussed about human rights on cards in Europe and the United States."
That's when we were talking about it.
"... hmm?
Something is noisy in front of the station...... Apparently, there was a good number of crowds in the square in front of Tachikawa Station.
"Hmm? Election speech, huh?
"No, it sounds different... The Star Mother's Party - Dungeon Cult."
The moment I said that with my eyebrows up.
"Good day to you all. It's a cult religion that loves and loves people, a meeting of star mothers. '
The Lord of that voice was a poor girl, like a fairy. White hair characteristic of Albino, white skin, thin red eyes. The Sister clothes surrounding him were also pure white and even had a fantastic atmosphere that went hand in hand with a doll-like face.
'Suddenly, it's a quiz. Do you all know what day July 7, 1999 is?
Even over the microphone, Potty Potty returns a confused answer to the girl who asks with a clear voice.
"Seventh Eve? Too bad! It's important to be 1999 ~. The Great Prophecy of Nostradamus? Too bad! I'm poking at a pretty good spot. Huh? What? Yes! You're so right there! July 7th, 1999 is my birthday!
The girl's narrative contradicted her fairy appearance and was somewhere clown stained. An exaggerated gesture, a faint look and a light talk.
Sometimes the Virgin of the Dungeon Cult, the air that was somewhere on alert, also loosened up at some point, making it feel like watching a light show.
'And well, let's just say the real right answer, as we keep the jokes that don't clog up, July 7, 1999, as you all know, is the day the labyrinth first appeared in the world. And -'
For a beat. A girl looks at each and every face of the crowd. I had red eyes and eyes.
Dokiri, and my heart bounces.
- It's also the day the great “misfortune” disappeared from this world.
I felt the air tighten all at once. The signs of the group are rapidly distracted, and it feels as if there is only her and herself in the world......
I guess I wasn't the only one who remembered that illusion.
If you notice, all the people on the spot, including the weave and Anna, were listening to the girl without making a single sound.
"Did you guys know? Twenty years since the Labyrinth appeared, that there has never been a disaster with the dead. That war was gone from this world that was so contentious. that the developing countries that were in poverty were gradually becoming richer. that the number of people who die in accidents and illnesses is falling dramatically… '
Indeed, in the last twenty years… there has never been a single major war or disaster. The interests of the nations of the world are directed more towards their own labyrinths than towards the lands and resources of other countries.
Any demonic stone excavated from the labyrinth is powerful enough to gradually greenish the desert if used as fertilizer, and more energy efficient than nuclear power plants, even as fuel.
Due to potions and the development of medicines using them, the difficulty, said to be untreatable, disappeared one after another, leaving almost no deaths due to accidents unless they were immediate deaths.
Now the world can be described as the most peaceful time in history.
"Yes, you already know what I mean? All this is due to the labyrinth. Labyrinth is the mercy of God who absorbs the different tragedies of this world and restores them as a grace that he says is a magical object. '
A number of objections come to mind to the girl's words as she smiles and disappear.
How the hell do you intend to explain the damage caused by Angola? What's the end of the road to wait ahead of the growing labyrinth?
But none of that was in the words.
... because in the end, I am one of those things that benefit from the labyrinth.
Even if you think the labyrinth is a dangerous thing, you can't ignore the benefits it brings.
I was grateful for the labyrinth that made me meet the Lianhuas.
As if you peeked inside of me like that, me and the girl who had eyes laughed nicely.
'Ladies and gentlemen, let us offer a prayer of gratitude to the Labyrinth. Because the Labyrinth is our long-awaited Savior… itself'
and I heard an anger and a scream from a little further away then.
I was about to be drunk by half a girl, and when I got back to me, I looked at Anna and the others.
"What a prayer of gratitude! I'm not kidding!
"Please calm down! Hey, stop the violence!
"Pull in the cult group -!
"Let the Virgin go!
On disturbing signs, Anna with an anxious face pulled my sleeve.
"Senior, it's Maz-is, it's Dungeon Hate"
"Oh, oh... run away"
"Ugh, um"
Leave the scene in a hurry.
... It was a massive clash with the Dungeon Hates that took place a few years ago that the Star Mother's Society, which was a minor religious group, became known to the public.
The claims of the Society of Star Mothers, which lists labyrinth supremacy, are not acceptable to the bereaved families who lost people close to them in Angola and elsewhere, and some radical dungeon hates punched into the Society of Star Mothers one day.
Therefore, the meeting of Mother Stars, which was a small religious group due to the presence of several dead on both sides, took a leap to the visibility of the National District.
That said, it was not seen in the wind at that stage as a dangerous cult denomination.
Because the dead were seen more as victims because they were the mothers and their little daughters who were the recipients of the Star Mother's Society.
But then some believers abducted a group of Dungeon Hate raiders who escaped arrest and murdered them in the labyrinth, so the Star Mother's Society was treated at once as a cult denomination.
At the time of the murder, it was discovered that he had performed ritual rituals that offered sacrifices to the Labyrinth.
Since then, the Star Mother's Society has become like a dangerous religious group that lists labyrinth supremacy… synonymous with dungeon cults.
For the average person, it was the same as being neither Dungeon Hate nor Dungeon Cult wanted to be involved with each other.
In fact, what the Star Mother's Party is saying is impotent.
It is the typical method of cult denominations to incite a sense of crisis by talking about unlikely dangers and tragedies.
Let's avoid World War III in your prayers, like.
The truth is, the catastrophe was supposed to hit Earth, but thanks to the labyrinth, we could have avoided it! How ridiculous there is.
With that in mind, I somehow pulled my hair back and looked back.
"Huh!"
The red eyes and the eyes fit.
She stares straight at this one as she calms down, forced by the dungeon hates with her impatient expression right next to her.
And when I felt unusually powerful, I left the scene to run away from the girl, not from Dungeon Hate.