Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?
Episode 1 Summer Principal teacher's story is murderous ②
Er, so there are a lot of bad temptations for summer vacation. I want you to have a strong sense of being a student at this school, and make those temptations with your strong self. "
The gymnasium was filled with serious warm air.
There were a number of large fans lined up all over the room, spinning the feathers with all their might, but they were just sending out empty and uncomfortable air.
The air that shredded his strength just by being there obviously originated not only from summer humidity and temperatures, but also from the sweat and carbon dioxide exhaled by all the school's students, who were plunged into the large gymnasium.
While all students hope to be released as soon as possible, the headmaster's story on the stage continues unabated, leaving no trace of the end.
The headmaster's story has the image of being long everywhere, but it was clearly more than twice as long compared to the headmasters of elementary and junior high schools.
In the indoor air soaked in sauna, the students no longer listen to the headmaster.
I was even parsing the headmaster's story from right to left, and finally the time came when I waited.
"... when I was a student, there was a sad incident. At that time, I had a woman named Ryoko who was dating, but during the summer vacation, I got poisoned by bad guys and got pregnant with a student. At that time, it was a harder time than it is now, so it naturally became a big problem. Unconsciously, I learned about her after she left school and deeply regretted not being able to protect her beloved one. However, on the other hand, there was unspeakable excitement in my chest that I knew that I had been sleeping with my lover while I didn't know that, along with the pain and suffering that made me unable to breathe, the bloody tide became hot somehow..."
"... Principal,... Principal! It's about time...."
"Hmm, I guess it's already such a time...."
The headmaster coughed up the words of the principals after he had a look of dissatisfaction for just a moment.
Er, let's finish off with a note.
It's finally here! And the light returns to the eyes of the students who were looking at the dead fish.
As the students correct their posture, the principal becomes somewhat reluctant to ask about the final part.
Well, as you all know, a labyrinth occurred in our school the other day.
----Zara, Zara.
Now, the gymnasium is clearly emerging as the topic of greatest interest to students.
"Silence, silence! If you don't be quiet, I'll tell you again from the beginning!
The words stopped twitching and groaning.
The principal kept talking to the students who had grown up like the cats he borrowed, looking somewhat complicated.
Er, in order to investigate the labyrinth that occurred in our school, militia and Alliance personnel are coming and going, but never interfere with their work. In particular, never dive inside the labyrinth without permission. This is a clear violation of the law and will certainly lead to criminal penalties even for minors. Of course, the school has to take the toughest measures, so be careful. "
There is a little tension among the students when the principal smells criminal punishment and school dropout from the opening.
The newly created Labyrinth, without exception, has been thoroughly investigated once by the militia and the Alliance. In the meantime, the public, as well as professional adventurers, are not allowed to enter.
This is apparently because the newly occurring labyrinth "has no unprecedented characteristics" or "to investigate whether it is open to the public", but the real reason is said to be "because the country monopolizes the rewards for the first attack of the labyrinth".
While the authenticity is uncertain, there are rumors from the Lord that cards have a high chance of dropping when breaking through a newly created labyrinth.
What a thousand-fold drop rate. The C rank card is confirmed, and even the B rank card has a half chance of dropping.
As a result, the country efficiently collects high-ranking cards that are rarely available at normal drop rates... rumors were spreading all over the Internet.
In fact, even in developing countries with little control over access to the labyrinth, it was said to be a fairly credible rumor because the newly created labyrinth was always the first to send troops.
Well, the duration of the investigation is undetermined, but it will take at least a week or two. If you are an advisor on school activities during the summer vacation, please be careful not to engage in dangerous behavior. "
In response, it was the few adventurers present on the campus who reacted with Pickle.
It's been a week since the labyrinth started on campus.
It is usually said that labyrinth surveys can take as long as an amateur class for about a week.
The duration of the survey was two to three weeks, meaning that the labyrinth created by the school was a professional labyrinth or a secret dungeon requiring more careful investigation.
Um, at the end. Just because a labyrinth has broken out on campus doesn't affect your day. At best, a branch of Dungeon Mart will be a little more convenient on campus. Okay, just don't do anything floating!
The headmaster talks with more heat than ever.
If you translate this statement in a straightforward way, "Don't think about becoming an adventurer because a labyrinth has appeared on campus."
Don't be an adventurer! and I could not pay straight attention to the painful situation of adults.
But.... And I look around subtly.
The students who listened to the headmaster clearly looked soft. Especially for first-year male students, the state is remarkable.
The labyrinth that appeared on campus seemed to have made students feel familiar with the adventurers and the labyrinth that had been unusual until then.
Regardless of the third year of absenteeism or the second year of death in the same school year, first-year students who have just entered high school and are getting tense will not be aware of the risk of becoming adventurers at all.
Instead of exposing their corpses in the labyrinth, they should be a spectacular adventurer.
And worst of all, there were many "model cases" on campus.
Then it was only natural for them to think that they too...
The only salvation is the high initial cost hurdle of becoming an adventurer.
But summer vacation is also a great time to earn money.
After all, at the beginning of the summer vacation, what is going on in the atmosphere of the school...
"Student body is study! Don't let it float because it's a summer vacation, and be careful not to get hurt! Very nice!
The principal's attention resonated emptily with the quietly excited students.
After the closing ceremony and returning to the classroom, the atmosphere of the class had completely changed to that of summer vacation.
Various groups, large and small, have formed around the classroom to discuss summer vacation plans with pleasure.
From that appearance, there was no shadow that one of his classmates had been killed by a tragic incident.... even a group close to Shishido.
It also looked brighter than usual as if you'd forgotten rather than be frustrated.
Of course, it's the same for me...
"Is Kitagawa still in the labyrinth during the summer vacation?
"No way. I'll go to the labyrinth, but I'll go on family trips and hang out with friends."
While the other members of the Kirst Top Group were talking to their close classmates, I was rarely alone with Shinto and the two of them.
"Hee ~, surprise. When it comes to Kitagawa, there was an image of adventure poisoning."
"Oh, my God."
The Shinto laughed lightly and said.
"Because of course Kitagawa goes to the labyrinth almost every day after school on weekdays, right?
"Nh... I guess so."
"You're a labyrinth addict after all. He's only diving about four times a month, even if he's an adventurer in our high school. I don't have nerves."
"Well, what are they saying, Enjoy it?
Well... But from what Ono told me, even at the professional level, it seems to be diving three to four days a week. "
"Nh...."
Indeed, even a three-star adventurer called a semi-professional, as Shinto said, it was normal to spend as many days resting after trampling the D-rank labyrinth for three to four days.
Just because you can get your wounds and fatigue out of magic doesn't mean you can heal your mental exhaustion. Even though there is a safety zone, sleeping in a state exposed to exterior enemies' lethality stimulates the survival instincts as organisms, which accumulate as enormous stresses.
Stacked stress hindered concentration, and minor mistakes were fatal when it became a D-rank labyrinth.
Therefore, it was considered a safety secret to take a good rest and refresh the body and mind for only a few days after the labyrinth attack.
... but that's the story of a typical adventurer who has to sleep in a labyrinth, and I can always go home with a Hameln whistle.
Shinto laughs at his subtle face, even though he can't explain it.
"I don't mean to disparage you. Everyone thinks it's awesome. Especially sports clubs like ours. We work hard for interhighways, too, but it's not as painful as Kitagawa. I feel like I can't be a pro without that."
I kind of smelled at the straightforward praise of Shinto and strayed from the subject.
"That's what Shinto says. Summer vacations are mostly about practice and lodging, right?
When I said so, the Shinto fell asleep.
"That's right, I've been practicing from morning to evening. I don't have time to make her."
"What? Is Shinto her?
I saw Shinto's face in surprise.
Shinto is a handsome man with a refreshing, gentle look with short brown hair. He is also tall in the second half of the 180cm, and his body is tight and stylish because he keeps playing tennis every day.
It was no surprise that the young man had no girlfriend because of her sociable and bright personality and the ease of speaking to both men and women.
"No, well... I have feelings for her, but you see, you're busy playing tennis? I knew it wouldn't last long if I couldn't give it to you, and that's why I didn't make it now. Yeah."
"If it's Shinto, I think there are a lot of daughters who say it's fine... but it's not like they don't have any time off from work at all, right?
"Yeah, well, it's Sunday off, but... oh, I don't care! It's the Kitagawa River. You're not gonna make her? If it's Kitagawa now, you'll find it better. I have money and I'm a school hero."
I smiled vaguely at Shinto's words.
Sure, I've been a little hero on campus since that incident.
After all, we helped solve a massive crime with a level of press censorship.
Besides, he's a high school student and a TV adventurer.
This won't make it less popular.
A junior student who wanted to be an adventurer wanted to be an apprentice, or a girl from another class or grade came to see my face during my recess time (although it seemed disappointed to actually look at it).
When you get here, even if you're not good-looking, you'll feel like a professional baseball player, and even a mob face like me will feel normal.
Yes, it's starting to get hot...
"Ah, hey, Shinto, Kitagawa-kun"
And that's where the two girls in the class came to us.
Unosano-san and Sano-san's unosano-san combinations are in the cool system even in class.
They take off about two buttons on their shirts and talk to us in a yellow voice, showing us a bigger valley on their chests than average.
Shinto, have you buried all your summer vacation plans yet?
"If you don't mind, we're going to the sea. Would you like to come with us?
----- The sea......!
Shinto and I looked at each other.
This is quite an attractive invitation.
Unosano Combi, like some idol group member, has a cute but somewhere immaculate appearance and hair shape, but it is also good in style and style.
Play with those girls in swimsuits at the sea...
I had such a suspicious feeling that if I stepped off the road, I would make an avant-garde mistake all summer.
Well, what do we do...? Are you sure you want me to fulfill this invitation?
To put it mildly, the sea urchin combination has a nice and, to put it mildly, light vibe. Perhaps, without the possibility of a rather naughty event.
However, if you think that you nodded in anticipation of it, there is a risk that everyone in the class will have the image of "actually a skeleton Kitagawa-kun".... (Note: It is already too late)
Anyway, if you turn down the hardliners, nothing will happen and you won't get anything.
How many more chances do I have in my life...?
... hah!? At that time, electricity ran through my brain.
No, wait! No! There's no next time...!
In the third grade, summer vacation will be devoted to studying exams and there will be no plans to play. For me, who spent all my precious time part-time the summer of the year, going to the sea with a girl in my class is likely the first and last event!
But... what would you think if the beef barns heard about the sea with the sea urchins...
It is a flag of Mr. Beef Kura who doesn't even know if it is possible, but it is not difficult to imagine that it will break completely.
Well, what do I do... what do I do?
When I was distressed in less than a second, Shinto asked me with the same distressing face.
"Well, what do we do...?
"What should I do...?
"... oh, I'll hang out with you if you say Kitagawa is going?
"Hmm!?
This guy...!
You pushed me to make a decision.
Perhaps Shinto is also a bit of a rider. For him, who sends tennis pickles, the chance to have sex with cute girls instead of classes is precious. But on the other hand, I don't want to break my refreshing image...
Therefore, Shinto chose to leave the decision to me, leaving the possibility of going to the sea with the sea without breaking its own fresh image!
Shinto! You look like a good young man, and you're doing great!
But don't call me a strategist. Rather, I feel like laughing at my foolishness that didn't come up with such an easy way.
Oh no... Five seconds have passed since Unosano Combi invited me. If you spend more time thinking, you may be judged not to be enthusiastic. That way, they will have the option of retreating to defend their pride.
Makes me think the fish I missed might have been bigger.
For now, all we have to do is buy time here!
I see, I have plans to attack the labyrinth, and it depends one day. These four members?
When I asked that under the guise of a casual wind, Sano, a hairless medium hairdresser, answered with the piece.
Mochi! It would be embarrassing to have too many people.
You're ashamed of the number of people!? I opened my eyes. I mean, that's the design!?
The balance in my heart leans at once.
When I saw Shinto, I looked at him as though he was pretending to be calm on the surface, but his eyes clasped.
.................. fu, I can't help it. Do you want me to cover you with mud this time? You owe me this?
When I dared to be stigmatized for my friends, I tried to reply to Unosano Combi.
Ah, here we go.
A neutral aesthetic echoed from the entrance to the classroom.
This voice....!
Not just me, but all the students in the classroom look at you.
The Lord of Voices came straight to us without worrying about their gaze.
"Hey, Malo. Can I have a word with you?
"Godless Moon....."
Even though summer is busy, the master in a long-sleeved blazer smiles with a cool face that doesn't feel the heat at all. No sweat glands? Or are you using magic equipment...?
"What's going on? It's unusual for the Moon of God to come to our classroom."
I asked my master with my mouth.
The reason for this is because the master told me to stop "calling master and honoring" because it stands out evil on campus.
"Yeah, I kind of want Mr. Obe to gather at the Adventurers Department after school. He said that when he was in the hallway."
"Little night? I wish you could call me on your phone."
Using senpai as a messenger... is unusual for a type of girlfriend who makes senpai up.
"Hmm, it's an important requirement. I felt a little angry."
Hmm?
I wonder what happened.
When I leaned my neck...
"Ah, um..."
Unosano Combi talks to the Moon of God. The cheeks were slightly red, unlike when I was talking to Shinto.
"If you don't mind... why don't you come with us to the sea?
"I was just inviting Kitagawa and the others, but they both seem to be busy ~"
……
Huh!? Me and Shinto looked at each other in dismay. What is this!?
"Eh, eh...?
"Right? If the ocean is tough, the pool is fine!
"Ah, if you don't like swimming, like an amusement park!
When you invited me to Shinto, it was obviously a different kind of sea urchin.
Masters who become tajitaji to such women.
And then...
"----hey! Stop it, it's troublesome!
It was a group of girls in the class who reached out to Master to help him.
Galactic, literary, athletic. Beyond the hedge of the group, they hoisted their eyes and stared at the Unosano combination.
A group of gals surrounds the master in the gap where the sea urchin combination is scared by the pressure of his gaze.
"Leave them alone. Why don't you go to karaoke after school?
"You're still unfamiliar with this area. I'll introduce you to a playground."
"What!? This is bullshit!"
Unosano combination with a group of women suddenly slipping away.
Apparently, it was a mistake to unite across the barriers of the group.
Continue to collapse into the Moonless Strike by the women.
"Hey... maro, tasu..."
A master who disappears after being swallowed by a flock of girls.
After being completely driven out of the mosquito net, Shinto and I looked at each other and laughed.
We certainly are. But it's just normal.
Handsome? I see. Shinto is handsome. But it's just a generic handsome guy. It's not as beautiful as the Moonless Moon, which transcends the hedges of men and women.
A high school student and three-star adventurer? It's amazing. How many people are there even looking across Japan? --I 'm a pro, though.
Did you help solve the heinous case? He's definitely a hero. It was awesome of me to lead that team professionally!
Look. Character. Strength. Performance. Financial power. Higher compatibility that goes up in all the mote elements that Shinto and I have. That was the existence of the Moonless Wings.
Fine. I have the cards. Shinto has tennis.
I'm not sorry...
As we were enduring something that was looking up, I could hear a lovely laugh.
Then there were Shinomiya who smiled like a nimanic Cheshire cat and Beef Kura who smiled softly and bitterly.
"Ouch, both of you. You look so soft. Do you want to see a girl's swimsuit that much?
That said, Uriuri and Shinomiya poke me in the cheek.
"No, I'm not depressed. Hey, Shinto?
"Yes, that's right. We were supposed to say no. I'm busy with tennis and labyrinth tactics."
"Hmm?
Mr. Shinomiya is smiling meaningfully at us who make painful excuses.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I came to ask you not to go to the pool instead."
Seriously!?
"But I can't if I'm busy. I can't help it. Let's go alone, Shizuku. It sounds like some kind of nappa."
Well, if you're busy, you can't help it.
"No, no, no, it's okay! I can go! I'll take the day off! No, Kitagawa!
"I can adjust my schedule too!
Pretend we're going to miss this opportunity.
"Really? Can you send me a safe day later? I'll try to be as convenient as I can be."
I said what I had to say, Mr. Shinomiya leaves Cool. Mr. Beef Kura looks back and waves his hand with a small smile before following him.
After I dropped them off, Shinto and I looked at each other and grabbed a guzzle pose.
----A few hours later. Instead, Denims is surrounded by the noise of noon.
……………………
At the back of the non-smoking corner is a table dedicated to the adventurer's section, which is no longer the norm. So, we were surrounded by Anna.
After the closing ceremony, students and families who came to lunch with friends had fun eating, and the atmosphere of the whole night was just the opposite of the surroundings.
The woven part sitting in front of Anna said with the sound of ice.
"Hey, Chief."
"Yes...."
"What is this?"
The test paper with the red dot was lined up before the woven part turned its gaze to throw up.
"Who was it? If it comes down to the red dot, you won't be able to go on the expedition, so don't let anyone in the Adventurer Department take the red dot! What did he say?
"Ugh... that's right."
"'If anyone takes a red dot, it's a penalty! What did he say?
"Uhh, uhh... uhh"
To a beautiful red-haired girl who drains her sweat and shrinks her pathetically, but no one sympathizes.
"That's a tough point... How can we do this with the test predictions of the weave?
The test predictions made by Weaver for members of the Adventurers Department were perfectly prepared up to the second grade despite being a first-year student, and were a substitute for any fool to score a high score simply by memorizing it in full.
Even I scored high enough on average in my 90s for the first time in high school.
... is it possible that the one-year test range has become more negligible because of the two-year test measures?
If so, I'm sorry, but looking at the weave, she snorted her nose and put her arms together.
Anna says in a hurry.
"No! Night tests were perfect as usual!
Then why did you take the red dot...?
"Do you think this is the only way to get you out of your position as a penalty?
"Really!?
The weave looks at and announces the cold Anna.
"That's all! That's all!
The tearful eyes of Anna were desperate, but the eyes of Anna in the weave were as ruthless as the butcher saw the pig in the pig farm.
"Well, let's hear the translation for now. Maybe there was something wrong with her."
That's how I followed my master, who had a more sophisticated atmosphere with his uniform lying on his back than when I saw it earlier.
I nodded while passing through the gaze, while Master resented me and looked at me with concern.
Well, maybe she couldn't concentrate because she had a high fever that day or because her pet died.
After the two senior students interceded, the weave of the obvious type retreated as if they were reluctant.
With our eyes open, Anna answered with her fingers twitching.
"Well, actually, the labyrinth that appeared at school made me unable to concentrate on my studies....."
"Yes, guilty (Gilty)"
The verdict is unanimous. It was the reason for not falling below expectations.
"But what do we do with this? You can't go on an expedition like this."
As the weave locked Anna's head and tightened it up, I asked what was going on.
This time, the Adventurers Department was planning to visit labyrinths around Japan using a long vacation called summer vacation.
In order to promote four stars, I planned to attack distant D-rank labyrinths such as Okinawa and Hokkaido, which I could not normally go to, while also going to a professional class labyrinth to gain new experience and power.
However, Anna's tutoring... and the fact that she was detained in multiple disciplines made her plan almost obsolete.
"I'm really sorry... please forget about us and go on your own expedition..."
Looks like we're really depressed. Anna and I look at each other.
"That's not going to happen ~"
"I'm not one of these idiots."
Yes, and I wouldn't be able to enjoy it if there were people out there.
"Mi, everyone....!
Anna moisturizes her eyes with warm words from Adventurers.
... well, actually, there's a lot of reason why backups are different without Anna.
Prepare emergency evacuation and transfer cards when diving in the labyrinth, arrange airplane tickets and destinations hotels, list labyrinths to be attacked, gather information on competitions to be competed, connect to bill dealers to safely and securely sell cards and magical equipment obtained....
All of these were managed by Anna, the manager, using her parents' connections.
Damn it, now we can't plan an expedition without Anna... but it's too much trouble.
Without Anna, the mood maker would be gone.
"Well, if this happens, I can't help it. We are going to attack each nearby labyrinth. Besides, there's a little time off for majoring, and it ends in the first half of the summer vacation, right?
"Yes, yes. One week of tutoring, one week of recurring breaks, scheduled to end in the first half of summer vacation."
When Anna nodded at my words, Master and Woven nodded convincingly.
Well, I'll do the expedition at that time.
"... well, it was a bit overcrowded, so is this all right?"
Originally, I only had a few plans to go out with friends or family trips.
The accommodation was a pleasure, but it was a fact that it had no flavor either.
It was quite different from the plan, but in the end, this might have been good.
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
This is how the Gudaguda summer vacation began from the beginning.