Monster Factory

As Ye Qing clicked on the publishing feature, the home page of the beautiful official website refreshed and immediately turned into a similar video room.

Above is the provocative propaganda title, and below is the live HD video.

In the picture, you can clearly see that two silver-white mechanical chairs with no exterior are fixed on top of a giant steel plate.

Because of the angle problem, the steel frame in front of the mechanical engineering chair cannot be seen in the image, which also leaves more than a thousand users on the website, some unknown curiosity after seeing this slogan, and the live video.

Of the more than a thousand online users shown in the background, one quarter are in the Navy, two quarters are curious users who come to see reviews, and the other quarter are real users of mechanical engineering chairs.

The most provocative banner headline came out, and these curious users, and the Navy, immediately blew it up.

They have posted in forums, scolding merchants for their own discretion, and scrutinizing comments, saying hurry up, I want to see how merchants fight back against the Navy.

Ye Qing is staring at the website to control the background. The number of online users displayed in the background starts to double up as Ye Qing puts out banners and opens live video broadcasts.

Looking at the increase to more than 5,000 people online, Ye Qing decided to wait for more people before officially starting his presentation.

As there were more and more posts in the forum, Ye Qing suddenly slapped his head, and called Yan Zhaoge, president of the Vision Company.

“Quickly, help me add a barrage feature to the live video broadcast on the official website. ”

“Barrage?” Yan Zhao Song doesn't seem to have found the banner released by Ye Qing yet. After half a minute, Yan Zhao Song breathed in on the phone: “You... this title is too... hegemonic. ”

“How are you going to fight back? ”

“You wait, give me 10 minutes, the barrage feature plugin, we have an off-the-shelf template here, I'll get you a seven-color barrage right away. ”

Yan Zhaoge hung up the phone before he could ask, and as the topic attracted more and more users to the official website, Ye Qing typed out the title and was told by more and more users.

It's just that most of them came with a joke in their arms.

As the saying goes, there is no doubt that there is a lot of liveliness, and they post in their own active forums, using very exaggerated words to describe this move on the official website of the Mechanical Engineering Chair.

[Haha ~ Wu Liang merchants are about to start washing the floor, everyone go and watch.

[The merchant installed two chairs on the steel plate, said they were going to hit us in the face, let's see what real industry means, let's go see!

Merchants live hanging chairs, chairs motionless, everyone go and watch.

[Come with me and see what real industrial technology means, yes - live broadcast hanging chair technology.

On Weibo, there are also people who are constantly @ Lutianjun's mechanical pioneer ID, saying that the merchant wants you to see real industrial technology, so go and watch.

…………

In less than 10 minutes, the first red barrage was painted in live video on the official website seven minutes later.

[The barrage is done!

This must be Yan Zhao Gongfa. As soon as this barrage came out, it had risen to more than 50,000 online viewers, refreshed the web page, discovered the new continent, and left its own footprint frantically.

[Live broadcast chair brainless merchant!

[I can't wait to know how businesses wash their floors.

[The garbage chair is firmly finished and is indeed the kind of chair that mechanical pioneers remove.

[Although the quality of the chair is rubbish and expensive, I would like to say who buys who is an idiot.

[Laughing at me, do merchants want to teach us a lesson on screw drilling?

[You ignorant human beings, merchants, real industrial technology I've seen, don't you see, merchants have super thick faces?

[Haha ~ Hi everyone, I am the editor of the Future Science and Technology Forum, I'm going to do a big news story for you, I'm going to make the business funny behavior, more people will appreciate it.

[66 ~, I go to @ the reporters' public account, let them visit together, how the merchants give us products made from garbage materials and show us real industrial technology.

The barrage was completely insane, and countless people laughed at Ye Qing's self-defense.

Live broadcast hanging chairs, is this the mechanical chair that merchants make for their garbage materials, the way they wash their space?

Ye Qing hugged his bladder and ignored these barrages, which involved a large number of naval forces.

Yes, Ye Qing created the best vent for all the Navy by opening live broadcasts on the official website and adding a barrage feature.

Just sign up for an account and you'll be able to speak freely in front of countless audiences, darkest as you want, which is definitely the easiest and happiest time they darken.

Some words are black and they can't even read themselves, but there is clearly no management here to prohibit them from doing so.

Ye Qing is waiting for the number of people online in the background. When the number of people is more, it will undoubtedly show better results.

And there's some prep work to be done on the master's side.

Rhythm ~ Taken off by these sailors, and some fans who believed in mechanical pioneer speech.

Those few mechanical chair users have chosen to watch.

Though they also find it absurd to hang mechanical chairs on steel plates.

But they couldn't wait for merchants to demonstrate the performance of mechanical chairs in ways they couldn't guess.

They were all about to be sprayed into turtles, bought chairs to show off, and countless people praised them for their homeland. And now, the audience who can't afford a chair, with the words of the mechanical pioneers as sacred tenets, laughed at them with joy and happiness.

Ten minutes later, the master of ingenuity came and reported that what Ye Qing wanted had been made.

And by that time, the audience had risen to as much as 400,000, all major forums, and people who came on Twitter to see the crowd.

These are solid and true data, no zombie numbers.

As the number of people grew slowly, Ye Qing's active fingers turned on the silence function for everyone, and then created a discoloration banner dedicated to administrators.

[Open your eyes and the presentation begins.

After finishing his speech, Ye Qing turned off the silence function, then the master of wisdom who received the order went to the warehouse, stood outside the video image, and operated two mechanical engineering chairs with an extension cable.

[Haha, I've laughed in front of the computer.

[The merchant is so shameless, I came to see, how do you wash this place?

[All the people who bought mechanical chairs were dead, that's what I said.

Countless viewers waited almost half an hour for a still image and finally moved.

Kaka ~

A breathtaking sound of mechanical joint motion is clearly transmitted to all audiences through a capacitive microphone.

The mad brush screen is quiet because the two mechanical chairs move...

The main brace shakes like an arm, very rhythmically.

Ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka.

With the main support arm swinging, the five secondary support arms of the mechanical engineering chair actually made a very humane, flexible swing like a palm.

Stretch, curl!

Purely mechanically built seats at a time like a fighter standing in the ring ready to challenge a strong enemy, moving his hands at a very rhythmic pace.

More than 400,000 people, gathered from numerous forums and microblogs, stared at the audience ready to see the jokes of merchants, were crashed by this huge transformation of the brain.

The two mechanical engineering chairs fixed to the steel plate can't believe...

Who has ever seen a huge shift from ancient to future, instantly becoming the hands of boxers?

Ye Qing did not open the forbidden speech, but at this time, the barrage completely blank, like the brains of countless audiences.

The mechanical chair on the left suddenly wrapped up the five sub-arms and struck out in a very standard, very professional position, pointing forcefully at the front.

Bang

Just when the audience thought it hit the air, a squeak reached everyone's ears.

And then the video rotated, finally in the right position, so that everyone could see the full details of this presentation.

A sandbag!

A large sandbag stitched in bovine leather, two meters high, is sturdy mounted on the steel frame in front.

Bang

The mechanical chair on the right also struck a huge sandbag from the side at a curved angle.

Side hook!

Very standard side hook fighting position.

Because of the need to protect the human body, the five secondary arms of the mechanical engineering chair are limited by the angle of curling. Now Ye Qing has lifted this restriction, and finally let the audience see what technology is under way.

“Bang!” “Bang!” “Bang! ”

The mechanical chair was completely transformed into an angry boxer with a side hook, a straight right hand fist, a stab fist and a cross fist.

Every kind of Lisso professional boxing technique strikes the sandbags, but also, like a sword, punches all the audiences hard.

Huge sandbags, like leaves swaying in the wind.

Two mechanical seats are the wind that shakes the leaves.

One minute passed, two minutes passed, five minutes later...

Mechanical seats, like the never-ending boxer, swing their fists angrily at their opponents.

Those sailors who were invited by their peers, those who had previously felt unscrupulous, were dripping with cold sweat and trembling hands.

They really want to, really want to continue typing, to smear the mechanical seats with a very good abdominal draft.

However, their trembling hands and unprecedented tremendous tension prevented them from typing even one word.

Only the powerful “bang!" ”“ Bang! ”Sandbags hit the sound.

Every beating, the hearts of all the audiences, beat a little.

Isn't it the blackening of a bunch of bees, saying that mechanical chairs are not of good quality?

Do you have a watch?

The aluminum alloy welding technology on the exterior is not switched off, is the material strength drop susceptible to breakage?

Now, two mechanical seats completely tear apart the disguised coat and reveal the structure with a great sense of science and industry inside.

Prove yourself in a way that all the machine manufacturers, all the power seat manufacturers, all the massage seat manufacturers, have never done, and dare not follow, can't do at all.

Prove your quality and your inviolable dignity.

I don't know how long it's been since that giant cowhide sandbag started showing tears in the video.

Finally……

With the first, a barrage of complete comments came out.

[Mechanical Engineering Chair, I apologize like you, for my most ridiculous dignity.

This comment floats bare in HD live streaming when it disappears.

And with that, it's a tidal compliment!

[I'm also wrong, I'll show you a live fan clap later.

666, I got on my fucking knees, the merchant slapped my face so painful.

Mom asked me why my face was swollen as a pig's head, and I said it was fanned by a mechanical chair.

Thousands of sandbags. Answer me, did the aluminum shell break?

Thirty years of professional welding have passed, and the welding technology of mechanical engineering chairs has never been so perfect.

Haha ~ You SBs, why don't you talk? Didn't you yell at me when you bought mechanical chairs?

Please tell me out loud, who the hell is a fool?

Yes, I am! Yes, I am! I am! ……

What about the editor with the big news?

I'm here, my legs are soft. Wait an hour before I kneel.

Open my eyes, open my eyes, I've only had mechanical chairs my whole life. Merchants are absolutely right, they really see what real industry is.

Real industrial technology +1!

Hurry up and order a mechanical chair. If anybody's in the dark, I'll hit him with a mechanical chair with a big ear scraper.

Haha ~ chair ordered!

Eighty-eight thousand. I've been moving bricks on the construction site for a hundred years. I want to buy them too!

Eyebrow exhalation, haha guo shi wei wu, mechanical engineering chair racing high, after that, whoever dares to hack it, I will send this video to him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I recorded the video, too, and I'm going to reproduce it to all the forums, slapping the stupid hangs that dare to hack my big mechanical chair.

Wait, everybody calm down. Listen to me. It was the pig's mechanical pioneer who hacked my big mechanical chair with the money.

Burn him!