Monster Factory

The house was lively and lasted until 11: 00.

The neighbors looked at the robot's rarity and complimented Joe Shengan's parents and praised them for giving birth to a particularly filial son.

When the neighbors really couldn't bear to say goodbye to each other, they were sixty years old this year, but remembered their son's mother, who had a habit of eating snacks and nights, and deliberately lay a bowl of egg noodles in front of Joseph Ann.

Joe Sheng An is sitting on the sofa playing with his phone, in fact in Shanghai, this is often the beginning of a real nightlife.

But at home, even if many families have internet, they have sedans. Breathing habits still follow the same rhythm. At this point, go out for entertainment and find only a few stray dogs.

Joseph Ann told her mother to go to bed and wash the dishes herself.

After a midnight snack, Joe Shengan still had no difficulty, simply bring the controller used to operate the robot and lie quietly on the sofa to study the robot.

He should be the first regular consumer of the Defender robot, and so far Joseph Ann has found the experience to be quite good.

The robot's visual system is provided by Vision Technology.

This company has a close relationship with Beast Heavy Industries and has a number of patented technologies in VR technology.

Their HD VR cameras, along with extremely lightweight VR glasses, give Joe Shengan a sense of immersion and his own soul descends on the robot.

Being in a situation is a major feature of VR technology. It's particularly interesting to see the gravity sensors built into the glasses, Joe Shengan shaking his head, and the robot's head shaking with it.

Wearable controller for easy fastening to arms after simplified design.

Robot direction control is accomplished by placing it under the thumb, very compact and lightweight universal rudder.

Joseph Ann is controlling the robot to wash dishes, and from a VR perspective, he can easily tell the distance of objects around the robot. Plus, the robot is limited to the average person, so the entire dishwashing process is perfect, except that the water flow is increased by him.

Hands don't have to touch cold water yet, and in the winter, the control robot washes dishes and should be very popular with his daughter-in-law.

Perhaps bored to the point where the eggs hurt, dishes were washed, Joe Shengan took control of the robot and swept up the floor, and finally dragged the ground floor tile again.

In a few minutes to twelve o'clock, Joe Sheng uses his cell phone to search the Tmall flagship store of Beast Heavy Industries.

The Big Beast Heavy Industries Association at 12: 00 put two new products on the market. Joe Shengan was not interested in the second product, so he wanted to see more information about the Guardian Robot.

When the second product was released, Joe Shengan was busy buying robots.

He estimated that the second product was an air purifier, or a water purifier. Both of these products are imported Dalton brands in his home. The world's first water inlet was invented by Dalton, and even Buckingham Palace used this brand.

Then Joe Shengan logged into the flagship store of Beast Heavy Industries and found that nothing could open and the page had been buffered.

Joe Shengan tries to open other websites with his phone, and the pages can be opened to prove that the wifi is working at home.

“What's the matter, other stores can be opened, but not the flagship store of Big Beast Heavy Industries? ”

Joe Seung An felt so strange, the more he wanted to see the flagship store of Beast Heavy Industries.

The reason for the constant buffer is simple, at a time when the number of visits in the flagship store is close to 2 million, the server overloads, those distances and network speeds are not good enough to connect to the server.

Joe Shengan continued to refresh unbelievably, brushing for half an hour in a row, still buffering.

All right.

Joe Shengan has a mobile network installed in his home, and the speed of the network itself is slow. When he was ready to go to sleep after his bath, he tried to refresh the page with an attitude.

At the speed at which snails crawl, the page finally reveals the true face of Lushan little by little.

“What's going on?” Joseph Ann was confused and stared at the announcement posted in the store.

The number of robots purchased is unlimited, and the Ionization Purifier is limited to one per person ID.

The background automatically determines based on the order information, and if a different ID appears, the shipping contact name and number belong to the same person and has the right to cancel the order.

Currently, the three colors of the ionization purifier are shipped randomly and color selection is not accepted.

If the user fails to pay within five minutes of submitting the order, the order will be cancelled automatically. Product courier default smooth wind, if unavailable, the staff will randomly select courier delivery

“When Apple phones were sold, there was no such bullshit announcement, right? ”

Joe Sheng opened the Ionization Purifier page to himself, and as a result, 40,000 Ionization Purifiers were sold empty. There was no purchase option but a product description.

There is also an announcement in the product description below that 40,000 ionizing purifiers will be available in the online flagship store again at 10: 00 AM.

Once the sale is complete, users will have to enter queue waiting mode if they want to order again.

What is the concept of 40,000 products being robbed within half an hour?

Joe Shengan couldn't even imagine breaking his head, just as he couldn't understand, the guardian robot took half an hour to sell a tragic joke.

After watching the introduction to the robot on the website, Joe Shengan logged on to the official website of Heavy Industries.

Results Numerous people have posted in the forums of Beast Heavy Industries to acquire ionizing purifiers.

“Twelve thousand any color ionization purifier, you can earn $4,000 by hand as long as you take a screenshot of the order you've paid. ”

“Ionization purifiers are collected in the province and can be picked up in person upon arrival. ”

“The little lady's heavy gold ionizing purifier, please give it to me, who is the kind brother, I can make love to. ”

The more Joseph Ann looks, the bigger his mouth opens.

After turning to a user who had successfully taken a screenshot of the payment for a sun order, the following message clearly asked how much it cost, and more female users sent themselves a photo directly below to ask the owner for a private chat.

Joseph Ann tried to send a post with an unboxed diagram of his uploaded Guardian Bot.

“666, the owner must have gone to the press conference, otherwise it wouldn't have arrived so soon. ”

“I was told that two ionizing purifiers could be purchased on-site for the press conference. Ask the owner to let one out, I'll double the price. ”

“The owner, get a picture of the ionizing purifier? ”

Joe Sheng's curiosity soared to the top of his mind, editing the post, saying that he was only interested in ordering robots and not focusing on ionizing purifiers.

Five seconds later…

Joseph Ann saw the following message go up fast, almost all laughing at his IQ for a top-up reply.

“What exactly is an ionizing purifier?” Joe Sheng An continued to edit the post with confusion.

“You missed the most important opportunity of your life, and I'm sure you'll rub the noose and look everywhere for the beams after watching this video. ”

“Crazy, do I have regrets in my dictionary?” Joseph Ann snorted a little bit on the video.

Endless buffer again?

One card at a time, Joe Sheng paused and waited almost to fall asleep before the video was finally fully buffered.

Joseph Ann was frightened because of hundreds of thousands of viewers online.

A woman with light makeup, about thirty years old, appears in the lens.

On the table next to the lady, there was also an ionizing purifier that he had neglected.

Needless to say, this lady, like him, was lucky enough to attend the press conference to get the product first.