Monster Paradise
Chapter 242: SHUT UP?!
Over the next two days, Lin Huang spent basically all of his time in the Gun Master game.
Two days later, he learned only three intermediate martial arts.
This evening, at around 10: 00, Lin Huang was still practicing the fourth intermediate martial arts, and the comms suddenly rang.
Seeing that the caller was Yang Ling, Lin Huang immediately exited the game room and connected the call.
“What's the matter? Any movement?!” Lin Huang asked anxiously.
“That woman just opened ‘The night is slightly cold’...”
“Where is she? Send it to me! I'm on my way.” Lin Huang asked for an address before Yang Ling finished.
“Uh... that's why I'm calling. I couldn't locate her address...” The look on Yang Ling's face was a little awkward.
“But didn't you say you could lock her address just by turning on the program?” Lin Huanghuang asked with suspicion.
“That's because I thought she'd asked someone to remove it before, just the system's own locator, and it wouldn't affect the locator I left behind in the 'night cool’. But it didn't occur to her that she had found someone to break the Imperial Heart Ring and forcibly destroy the location receiver. ”
“Unwrapping the Di Heart Ring and processing the chip is a delicate job. I thought Rosie City was just a small place, and no one should know how to do it, thinking that her Imperial Ring was just functionally castrated from the system. Now that the locator receiver is broken, my locator is unable to locate her...”
Yang Ling said this helplessly. He had sworn that Dandan would be able to locate himself, and now he has been smacked in the face.
“Can't locate...” Lin Huang also had a tight eyebrow after listening. He had great hopes of waiting for the results, but didn't expect this.
After a thought, Lin Huanghuang suddenly came up with a solution, "I was wondering, otherwise I would download a 'slightly cool night’, sign up for an account and see if I could get her hooked. Since I can't locate her, I can arrange an appointment. ”
“It's a way!” Yang Linghuang immediately endorsed Lin Huang's plan, but also suggested shortcomings, "but now that you can't sign up for a new account, she can see your registration time. Now that she knows she's being hunted by the Hunters Association, she'll be on guard when she sees a new account. I'll give you a test trumpet that I used to use three years ago. Just change your photo and replace the body data with your own, and she won't suspect. Don't show any blossoms when you talk... Forget it, let me help you talk, you can't even hook her up with this serious estimation. I'll monitor the chat page for both of you later, and what I'm sending you, you just copy over and be a microphone. ”
“Yes!”
Lin Huangshuang promised to come down quickly. Although he had used similar mobile software on the planet before, he could not send some meat to strange women. According to Yang Ling's method, he only made one microphone. In fact, Yang Ling talked to the other party. He just needed to help forward the message.
After hanging up, Yang Ling quickly sent me the password for his account.
After Lin Huang downloaded the "Slightly Cool Night” app, he quickly logged in with Yang Ling's account password.
After logging in, he saw that his nickname was "Superman". He wanted to change his nickname, but after half a day, he didn't find the location to change his nickname, so he had to modify his body data first.
He's completely like that on Earth now, and he knows his body data very well, and it took less than a minute to modify it.
Later, I changed into something a little less casual, took a few photos from different angles, and uploaded my profile page.
“I can't tell. Your selfie is a little too good. Are you sure you haven't used the dating app before?” Yang Ling quickly sent a short message.
“Thank you. How do you change your nickname?” Lin Huanghuang didn't catch up at all.
“You can't change your nickname. I set this up on purpose. Why change it?” Yang Ling immediately returned such a message.
“Well, give me that woman's account number.” Lin Huang was also too lazy to continue his bullshit with Yang Ling and went straight to the point.
“Her new account is nicknamed 'Long Hair and Waist’. Don't talk to her first, you can go around her homepage, although she doesn't have anything, but she can see that you've visited her page. If she hasn't talked to anyone else, she should be looking at your page in reverse. And you have pictures on your page, and your personal information is clear, and she'll be proactive if she's interested. Or if you don't, check your page over and over again, suggesting that you're willing to talk to her. It's basically certain that she's interested in you at this time. That's, like, half as successful. ”
Yang Ling sent a voice message this time. Lin Huanghuang knew after listening that he had used 'dating’ software, and there were so many avenues.
“Well, do as you say.” Lin Huang quickly searched Zheng Yihan's account “Long hair and waist” and took a closer look at her page.
On her page, the personal information is simply filled in, with only the simplest height weight and no age. There is also only one photograph, a back photograph with only the upper body.
In the photograph, a woman with long hair and waist, naked back.
However, Lin Huang cannot judge whether or not Zheng Yihan is himself. If you look at hair color only, it's not very similar, but the body and skin color are a bit alike.
After a few observations, no useful information was found, and Lin Huang quit her page.
After a moment, Lin Huang found “Long Hair and Waist” browsing his page.
Less than a minute later, Long Hair and Waist sent a message, "Hello, handsome."
Lin Huang was about to return a “Hello”, but Yang Ling didn't expect to call himself four words “Hello, beautiful woman”, and a smiling expression.
Lin Huang smiled. He was still too young. He immediately copied Yang Ling's words and sent them to the past.
“How did you know I was a beautiful woman? What if it's just a shadow kill?” Long hair and waist "quickly returned a message.
“Intuitive.” Lin Huang is worried about how to answer this question. Yang Ling sent these three words soon.
Lin Huang copied the past immediately.
“Intuition? What other intuitions do you have?” Long hair and waist ”soon sent another message.
“Hey, the fish bit the hook.” Yang Ling sent a somewhat obscene voice message.
After a moment, his text message was also sent.
“My instincts also tell me that you're not only a big beauty, you're in good shape. ”
Lin Huang copied the message again.
“Would you still feel that way if I told you that the picture I showed wasn't mine?” Long hair and waist ”sent another message.
“Of course, I told you it was intuition, not your picture.” Yang Ling replied.
“Since your instincts are so accurate, can you feel what I am?” “Long hair and waist," he asked.
“My instincts tell me you're a dangerous woman. ”
Seeing this message from Yang Ling, Lin Huang felt a little uncomfortable. He immediately sent him a voice message, "It's not appropriate to say this, I'm afraid she will be alarmed. ”
“Don't worry, you just copy the past, I got a point.” Yang Ling replied quickly.
With some helplessness, Lin Huang copied this message and sent it to the past.
This time, "long hair and waist” fell into silence.
More than a decade later, she still hasn't responded to the message.
This caused Lin Huang to wrinkle his eyebrows. “It's still a bad thing...”
Lin Huang's mumble just came out, and a message came.
“So tell me, what's my danger law?” The sender of the message is still “long hair and waist”.
“Hey, I told you...” Yang Ling sent a voice message.
“My mother once told me that the prettier a woman is, the more dangerous she is. My instincts didn't tell me exactly how dangerous it was, and he just told me that you were going to be more dangerous than 99% of the women in this city.” Behind this sentence is a bad laughing face.
Seeing this sentence, Lin Huanghuang couldn't help but like Yang Ling. I have to admit, he is quite good at sheets.
“This mouth is sweet, the answer is barely yours.” Long hair and waist "quickly returned the message.
Yang Ling and “Long Hair and Waist” began to get acquainted, and the conversation between the two began to develop in an overt direction.
Some news, Lin Huang is a little embarrassed to turn, but considering the need to hunt brain food, he still has a hard scalp.
After about 10 minutes of conversation, Lin Huang finally lost sight of some of them and sent a voice message to Yang Ling. “Stop nagging and ask her out to meet you. ”
“What's the rush, I'm not looking for a perfect time?” Yang Ling seems to be addicted.
About two or three minutes later, “Long hair and waist” suddenly came in.
“Talk to you later. It's too late. I'm going to bed. ”
“Long hair and waist” went offline after the sentence was sent.
“What's going on?” Lin Huanghuang was stunned. He didn't think he could make an appointment on his side. The other party went straight off the line and got off quite simply.
After a moment, Yang Ling's signal rang.
“You two talked so well, why did she suddenly come down?” Lin Huang felt a little strange.
“Someone cut me off! Grass!” Yang Ling cursed.
“Gone by someone else?” Lin Huang, this is the only way to understand.
“Or do you really think you're going to bed?” Yang Ling gave Lin Huang a white eye, "I know she was talking to several other people besides me, but she just talked too high and didn't pay much attention to what she was talking about with others. ”
Yang Ling said that intercepting a chat was just another man's successful appointment to "Long hair and waist”.
“Though I haven't had an appointment with this brain food, I can still find a place to meet her by having an appointment with the location of her man's temple ring.” Yang Ling is a little upset, but he hasn't forgotten anything serious.
“Wait, does this man have a big picture? Why do I look a little familiar...”
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[It's Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day ~ ~]