Moto Sekai Ichi’i no Sub-chara Ikusei Nikki
280. Watch your ass.
Four days have passed since then.
I think the research... is wrapped up in a feeling of not bad.Mostly thanks to Murati.I was just sitting there talking as much as I wanted.
However, Muratti apparently liked it quite a bit, and repeatedly murmured with a rough nose, "The Society is bad with Mr Second's announcement.""The kingdom sucks with Mr Second's announcement," he said.Either way, I definitely want you to get fucked up.
Yes, either as a by-product of the research or because some of the employees became laboratories, I learned the rampant type.We've got more than a dozen samples, and we're ha-ha, and the servants are ha-ha.
In other words, this study says, "In only four days!?Super Maru Secret Tech! This is one book that anyone can master!It's like that. Anything is enough to be demonstrated at the venue.
Now, suddenly, the academy is looking forward to it.
"... by the way, you really suck at horseback riding."
"I'm so sorry, pyee...."
Horseback riding skills up to level 9.
Ninth grade.
Rather than riding a horse, it looks like you're just clinging to a horse.You're not good at this.
Well, you're almost there, so hang in there ~
Your ass is about to crack ~
"It's already cracked, my ass..."
We are currently moving near the border between the Malbel Empire and the Kingdom of the Netherlands.Daida is the capital of the Kingdom of the Netherlands after a day across the border.
I mean, one more day. Is Muratti's ass safe...?
Hyeeeee!
I don't think so.
Did you hear that? The emperor of the Malvern Empire has changed.
"... really?"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
"You're the only one who's ever read anything like that."
Don't be ridiculous.
Hey?
"The newspapers? Oh, the newspapers or the paper that wipes your ass?Or I don't like it. It's a tool that pulls his head. "
See?
"Yes, yes, we're here. It's time to finish."
Soldiers from the Royal Netherlands Army are wasting their time in training grounds.
The newspapers talked extensively about the new Emperor Light Mulberry, but they seemed less interested, to the extent that the finesse became jokes.
"Who became Emperor?Is that such a tough princess? "
"Oh, I can't stand it. I'm the number one woman in bed to make her cry."
"I still don't get it. I'm under my heel."
"I want you to crush my face with your butt."
"Ah? Wait, the Emperor isn't that little beard, is he?"
"If he were the emperor, the Great War would have begun."
"Must be."
The only soldier who was reading the newspaper opens his mouth as he is thrilled by a lowly story.
"Light Mulberry became Emperor."
"Ha-ha-ha!"
"Ahahahaha! Don't joke!"
Cass boy followed by Maru boy!
"Hihihi ~, my stomach hurts!"
They laughed and made fun of Light and Mine.
The heads of state of two virtual hostiles are children.As a soldier, it's a terrible joke.It would be strange not to laugh. That was how they felt.
"─ ─ Teeeeeeeeeeee!"
Suddenly, the command echoes. Lieutenant-Colonel Davidov.
The soldiers quickly lined up as if they were lying.
What does it mean that the Lieutenant-Colonel is deliberately giving orders?There are no soldiers here who don't know that.
"Watch out! Watch out!To His Excellency (...), I salute you! "
With a unique intonation order by Lieutenant-Colonel Davidov, the nearly 10,000 soldiers assembled at the training ground performed an undisturbed salute.
Even though there are so many people, the silence spreads without hearing a single sound.
The soldiers stretched their spine painfully, killed even the breathing sound, and waited for the general to take the stage.
Shut up!
And then Army General Nova Barthelemon appeared on the stage.
At the same time, by Davidov's decree, the soldiers were taken to rest.However, none of them made any residual findings, and the spine remained unusually long.
"Thank you. I've gathered you all for no other reason."
For a Nova woman, a loud voice sounds low, and she focuses on a quiet training area.
She was just talking unconvinced on the stage, but thousands of soldiers, including officers, were overwhelmed by that unusual intimidation.
It is a natural wonder given that he stands here as an army general at just 26 years of age.
"Two days later, a special envoy from the Malbel Empire, led by General Cigarone Elebni, will visit.Therefore, we, the Royal Netherlands Army, under my command, will mobilize a division to lay down a special alert for King's Landing. "
Then, a faint and astonishing fact was revealed.
Every soldier thinks, "It's too sudden!"
It would have been insane to have reported what we should have planned between the two countries just two days ago.
In other words, the Malbel Empire despises the Kingdom of the Netherlands.I cannot help but think of this visit as such.
The soldiers began to look angry as they saw it, but no one slapped them in vain.
His Excellency the General of the Army is speaking before his eyes.It's too scary, too scary, too fearful, and I can't stand to be alone.
"Your Majesty was allowed to visit.That is, we must not tolerate anything more than inviting them into King's Landing. "
From the situation, it is very unlikely that the Empire will come up with something.But still, that general... the man named Cigarone was an indifferent disgusting opponent.
This time, therefore, Nova is in direct command.Nova is the only one in the Kingdom of the Netherlands who can defeat Cigarone.
King Daida is the heart of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.When we welcome Cigaronne to such a place, the King has made that decision, so the job left to the General is to monitor under strong pressure so that nothing bad can be imitated while in King's City.
"In the name of the Royal Orange Army, hold the fortress of the Iron Wall in the King's Landing.Then follow the orders of each platoon leader. "
"Be careful!Cheers! "
Soldiers, including officers, remained silent and saluted until the finished Nova left the training grounds.
After that, each squadron leader instructed the soldiers to move on.
Here, the atmosphere in which the private language is finally allowed (...).
"I can't believe you saw His Excellency the General.I'm really lucky today. "
"See that face of the sergeant?It was stretching under my nose. "
"I can't help it. My pants are going to stretch too."
"Oh no, I found a good shop the other day when I was garrisoning in Sizon.I don't have a big red-haired woman. "
"Does it resemble you?"
"I wonder if my body is evil. You look like a sergeant."
Hey!
"Give me a break!"
"Wait, I know. Tell me about the store.I'll hide my face. "
"Did you get that hand?"
"Hey, look at your face by mistake, don't get hard looking at the sergeant's ass while you're marching."
"Hahahahaha!"
The story remains unchanged and excites with vulgar stories.
It seemed like the worst topic at first glance, but they all had some kind of aspiration in Nova.
Their age and Nova's age are close.But never lose respect for Nova.
Not infrequently on long-term assignments, they inevitably cannot handle their lust and dream of Nova as a gateway to it.But there was always admiration and awe.
Mankind is the strongest. Even though it is synonymous with Nova Barthelemon and the second has taken its seat, its strength still stands as General of the Royal Orange Army.
It's not about the hills and the flowers, it's completely out of reach.As the same physicists, the soldiers looked at Nova as an army soldier, an ex-combatant priest and army general, while respecting her wholeheartedly.
"Come on, what the fuck is that bearded bastard thinking? All of a sudden."
"The Emperor has turned into a kid and is confused."
"If only you'd let him fly, this war would be over in one stroke!"
So we switched from a soldier to a jobless soldier?I want you to keep staring at me. "
"Nothing happened again anyway.The more we keep staring at each other, the more lucrative we are. "
"It's too sudden anyway, I wanted to go for a massage the day after tomorrow."
"- Has it never happened suddenly in the war?"
"Ah, no... sergeant"
"Son of a bitch suddenly comes. Do you know why?"
Yes, I don't know.
"Whenever you want to fuck, all of a sudden, right?"
"You're right."
"Be careful. And there's a loose hole in the top and bottom of Temee et al."
Ha!
It was the daily routine of the Royal Netherlands Army.
◇ ◇ ◇
"This is Dr. Ekoy!Welcome! You must be so tired from the distance!This way, please! Come on, come on! "
In Daida, the capital of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, the sixty-ninth academic tournament of the Societies of Magic of the Kingdom of the Netherlands was held the following day, and the evening before was held.
Magic researchers from all over the world gather to swallow alcohol.Few researchers are world-renowned, as their facial appearance is truly eclectic.
Among them is a man in his early sixties who is called Ekoy and who is double welcomed.He was the leader in magic research proud of Castor's Royal Society of Magicians."Professor" is enough authority for everyone to think of Ekoy.
"Murati, what happened to you?Is he late again? "
"Ah, yeah, it looks like you didn't come to the festival the night before..."
"Absolutely, it's troublesome because of this. It would be useless if I recommended how much."
"Professor Ekoy seems to have bought Mr. Murati very well."
"It's still blue, but it's not bad.I look forward to the announcement tomorrow. "
Ekoy smiled and stirred the glass while stroking his soft-grown beard.
The other man blues his face when he hears it.He knows that Ekoy is going to attack (...) with questions.
Ekoy's question attack was no longer a specialty of researchers' gatherings.I don't know when and where they're going to target me.Rumor has it that Ekoy is bragging about researchers he expects, or is trying to distract people who are presenting poor research into crying.
Either way, once Ekoy raises his hand, it will be extremely troublesome.
Hmm, but Orange is still the same.
"No, as long as you're embarrassed."
"Therefore, it is said to be a magical backward country.We should get rid of the head of the country. "
"Haha! I'm sorry for your harsh opinion, Doctor."
"I'm better off around the money since I'm your majesty."
"Isn't it true that His Majesty was attending a magic school?I will sit as much as I can envy you.When I came with His Majesty, I said, "Do it, it's the Army. Do it, it's body magic."
"Instead of growing things from scratch that don't even know if they will produce results, we focus on those who already produce results.Everyone will want to do that.But that's why we have to try.It's because no one else does it, there's a way to live. "
"Driftstone, the teacher's words point to the essence."
The liquor came around, and Ekoy rapped gradually.
The opposing magic researcher from the Kingdom of the Netherlands was also in a good mood.
"Hey, Muratty, you're still here!If you're staying at a hotel, why don't you bring me here? "
... and then, after a while, Ekoy's drunkenness begins.
"Yes, I'm checking with the hotel right now, so a little"
"He, I've been meaning to tell you, the script on the file is too dirty!It's hard to read and I can't help it!The focus is not so bad!No, I don't want you to tell me directly! "
"Ah, tomorrow! Let's say it tomorrow, huh?"
"Think of something more interesting!With such an unwilling face, the Kingdom of the Netherlands will allocate a budget to you! "
"Doctor, please! I don't know if that's enough for today!It will resonate tomorrow! "
Rough Ekoy and desperately forgiving researcher man.
It happened every time.
The morning has come.
Me and Muratti, who had just arrived last night, hurried to the venue in a hurry to get dressed neatly.
Not only scholars but also the general public seem to be quite involved in this academic competition.People who do business in magic, school officials, national officials, journalists, and so on.
I don't know why, but the venue was so crowded.Thousands of people are stuck in a wide venue where they can stand out.It's not the way I imagined it to be.
"It's been a lecture all morning.Our announcement is this afternoon ~ "
Lecture. Heh.
That's why it's so crowded.
When we entered the venue, it was obviously annoying.
I thought the celebrity would be in trouble... but is there so many people in the Kingdom of the Netherlands who know my face?
Oh, yeah, they're the ones who look at me, the Castle kingdom."Why are you here?"I know, I think so.
"Uhii, my gaze is piercing ~"
Attention-grabbing seating.
They're all sneaking around talking.I'm sure you're politely teaching the guy in the next seat that he's a second fast test.
Like, like, just like.The more attention it attracts, the more worthwhile the presentation is.
"― ― The 69th Academic Congress of the Societies of Magic of the Kingdom of the Netherlands will be held and the opening ceremony will be held."
As he sat and waited, the moderator went on talking.
"Now, I would like to hear the opening words from Professor Ekoy, a special honorary professor of the Magicians Association of the Kingdom of Castle."
Whoa, there's some great bearded guy out there.
It would be great to have the professor of the Castle Kingdom greet you while you're in the Kingdom of the Netherlands.
"Er... yesterday, I drank a little too much, and I'm sorry my voice was rattling."
Start with the joke of grasping. The venue was sparse.What, that's a nice piece of ass.
"Now, you can listen to Texto in the morning.The person in charge has no choice but to tell the truth.Everyone already knows that.Those who do not know do not qualify as researchers. "
I thought it was different.It's the opening words, but that's what I'm talking about.He's obviously a bigot.
"Attention is drawn to the research presentation this afternoon.I am particularly worried about Mr Murati's announcement.Why don't we all take a closer look, hahaha! "
And I got it. Is this the Professor?
Looking at Murati while pointing to Osan, he nodded silently.
"Oh dear, the Societies of Magic in the Kingdom of the Netherlands have lost their heads.I was able to hold sixty-nine meetings with a budget that was one-third of what I had.Savings must be good.From now on, it is good to open it in the Kingdom of the Netherlands every time.It's a waste of money. Hahahaha! "
Whoa, that's too mental. Everybody's pulling, and they're laughing alone.
I think there's still alcohol left.
"It's not always like that."
It's a mess. I see, it's a mess to see it tangle around.
But I have to make him roar.
The odds are... for now.
"So let's open the meeting.Thank you, gentlemen. "
Thus, an academic tournament full of anxiety began in many ways.