Moto Sekai Ichi’i no Sub-chara Ikusei Nikki

That Mr. Baileys is blushing.Even the noisy cafeteria went round and quiet.

Baileys, whose abnormalities went beyond that, blushed to her ears and shrunk, shouted like a maiden without even looking at her second.

Cool Beauty Perfect Superman Baileys was no longer there, always calm and dependable.

"Eh, Mr. Baileys, eh...."

Mira, who was present, leaked a confused voice.

I've seen Baileys react several times before, and she's been teasing me, but I've always been in trouble.For her, Baileys was exactly the perception that someone stood on the side of the iron wall, not the side that was always shy, but the side that was always shy.

It was the second person who suddenly appeared, peeking into his face and calling out his name, and he never looked so red before.

"... ahh ~"

With that thought, Mira came to mind.I can't help it.

In the same situation, I was quite convinced that my face would definitely have turned bright red.

Nevertheless, this red face of Baileys was usually unexpected, so it was too shocking for those who knew Baileys.

Mira starts to observe Baileys as she burns her eyes tightly.The expression was somewhere fun.I finally saw what it looked like in Baileys and was somehow reassured that she was the same person as me.

"Oh, excuse me. Master, did you do it?"

"Ahahah, Mr. Baileys, your voice is flipping."

"Mira"

"What?"

Shut up.

Yes.

Mira, who felt quiet pressure, closed her mouth with her lips inside.Still, the corner of my mouth was rising happily.I'm glad I finally stood on the side that made Baileys feel ashamed.

"I need to talk to Baileys.Can I go out with you after eating the mess? "

"Ha, ha, ha. Dijo, whoa."

"Ahahah!"

Mira!!

"Hyeeeee!"

Baileys replied with a click, and Mira laughed unexpectedly.

Baileys blushed her face and Mira stretched her barrier with both hands laughing.It was like a fight between elementary school students.

"Are you close, Mira? And Baileys said,"

"Heh? Yes! That's right!Mr. Baileys is a very, very good person!My junior loves me too!You can even get in on a consultation! "

Really?

If you think about it, it raises the opponent who used to cry until just before.Baileys wanted to be modest, but his voice was about to flip again and he stopped.

The second says, "Hmm," and observes them silently.

……

After a while, the second inclined his neck to wonder what was going on.

Together, Mira and Baileys also tilted their necks.

Ah.

A second convincing voice.

And he stood up barely, and left the two tables.

"... what's wrong? Master."

"Come, I'm nervous...."

Baileys puts his hand on his chest and tries to calm his breath.

Mira looked at her like that and smiled happily.

"... Mira, you can't help it.Do you think your master will suddenly come so close and keep you calm? "

"Still, Mr. Baileys, it's as bright red as a boiled octopus... ahaha!"

Mirror!

"Ahahah! I'm so sorry!"



Ah.

That's what I understand.

I thought it was because we were both eating and we didn't eat at all, but I'm sure I'm worried because I haven't eaten anything.

All right, then let's eat. It's a long time ago.

Sobra, are you there?

"Yes, yes, of course!"

He peeks into the kitchen from the food delivery counter and calls out the chef's sobra.

Sobra replied immediately.

"Anyway, the fatty, intense flavour and delicious dish that seems bad for the body is huge."

"Yes, I'll take care of it!"

Well... occasionally?

It's usually a healthy eucalyptus, so sometimes I want to eat something like this.

"--Aren 't you mad at Yukari-sama?"

Cubero, who arrived late at the cafeteria, lined up next to me at the pick-up counter and said so.

"Shut up."

"I will do good."

You're good. You're standing around like a politician.

Cubero, I think you're starting to see a penetration as a butler.

By the way, if Yukari finds out, it's not me who gets angry, it's Sobra.I won't be mad at you... but what, you're squeezing me.

Have you talked to Baileys yet?

"Oh, just a face-to-face. You must be a beauty with a taper who used a thread in a serial fight and said good-bye."

"No doubt. It's now in ninth place in the series."

"It's the first time I've talked to you, but you're kind of a lighthouse, aren't you?"

"... no way"

He denied it with his face. Why?

"Well, I thought I'd figure it out sooner, and we're going to eat messi.How about you? "

"Sure, I'm interested in Russia."

"--hey, wait! It's the Big Burger Set!"

Oh, here it comes.

... wow, a giant hamburger with an eco-head is surrounded by piles of fries.

"Is that... you alone?"

"You can help me."

"Here you go. I was just hungry."

"Thanks."

Obviously, it's more than twice as much as two people, but the harder you work to die, the more you both have to eat.

Take it and head back to Baileys.

Eh?

You weren't expecting me to come back, you two were surprised to see me approaching.

Mira's expression is a feeling of confusion, but Baileys' expression is obviously shy and distracted just by looking at me.

You see? She's a lighthouse.

"I see, it's true. I've never seen Baileys blushing and acting suspicious."

"First time?"

"Yes, she's usually cooler, what do you say?"

"Hmm...?"

I can't imagine what it looks like now.

Certainly, during the series match, I thought it would be nice to have a tapa and a nice style, and to look beautiful and clean.

I see, that's her usual time.I thought perfectly well that it was only during the game.I've seen a lot of people change their looks the minute the game starts, so I thought she was that type.

"Hey, let's have lunch together."

"Ha, yes! Absolutely!"

"Can I have Baileys?"

"Of course, thighs, thighs...!"

Aliens appeared on my thighs.

Ah, okay, you're nervous, right?

No, no, relax, relax. It's the most important thing in the game.Sylvia and Eco were the first to teach it.Is that the second one? Well, no.

"Cubero, how much can you eat?"

"I'll take what's left."

I see.

He sat next to Baileys with a hamburger on the table.



The spine of Baileys startled to stretch and stopped moving slightly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?That's a lot to hear about the Arc Paradise.

"Baileys, I advise you as a butler, you don't have to change your mind more than you need to."

"I know. I know, but.... uu"

When he glanced at the side and looked at it, Baileys still blushed and clogged his words.

"I wonder, do you know anyone?"

When I laughed, Cubero nodded, "Maybe."Hey, what's with the face?

"Well, there's nothing you can do about it.Get used to it, Baileys. "

"Ha, yes. I didn't think this would happen to me... I'll do my best."

"Nh. Well, for now... let's have a hamburger."

"... yes?"

The gallery has been wrapped around for a while now.You guys want to see us eat, right?... eh, no?

"No, I can't move anymore."

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to take a break."

Thirty minutes later. I managed to finish my meal, but Cubero and I were on the verge of going down.

Cubero, who is always in a good posture, leans against his back.

"It was a treat, Master."

It was a treat ~

Baileys and Mira looked satisfied.

They were quite a bite to eat.After eating my lunch meal, she finally got full as much as we did.

"It's been a long time since I was hungry."

"Ahahah, Master, what if someone challenges you right now?"

I don't think so.

Aha!

"Mira, don't ask your husband any weird questions."

"Baileys, it's okay. Try asking weird questions."

"Wow, it's me? Weird question, uh...."

Baileys, please!

"... er, does your master like crabs?"

"I like it there."

Really?

"Ahahahaha! What a question!"

And I was able to figure it out with the two of you.

It's as clean as clearing the dungeon together.

Work together towards the common goal of eating giant hamburgers, sharing the same topic and empathizing with each other's taste.It was a big bite to figure it out, not surprisingly bad, even by chance.If you want to deal with the first person you meet in the future, you can set this as a landmark.

"Now, may I ask Baileys a question?"

"Yes, if it's something I can answer, what would it be?"

Rest for a while, then cut to the chase.

Well, I'll take this one.

"Ah, then I'll get back to work."

Cubero and Mira seem to have carelessly left their seats.

Baileys seemed a little nervous alone, but not as much before the meal.They're getting used to it. Good, good.

"I'm going straight to the point, do you know Arc Paradise?"



This is Cubero's introduction, so there's no doubt about it, but I'll cut it out from here.

"Yes, I know it very well.I was a bounty hunter before my husband picked me up. "

I see. Looks like a famous bounty neck.

"Yes, there are no strangers to it."

"Not so much."

It bothers me to become so famous.

"How much is the prize?"

"About a year ago, I remember the Empire's 195 million CLs were the highest."

Huh?

Surprisingly cheap? No, no. My sense of money is not trustworthy.

"Does the prize vary from country to country?"

"Yes, it's an international arrangement, it's a small difference, but the prize is different."

Amazing, really super celebrity.Maybe you're more famous than me.

"... hello, master. Are you going to catch Arc Paradise?"

Baileys touched the core when he envied the unknown prize.

"Yes, it is."

As I nodded, Baileys opened his mouth severely after a moment of silence.

"With all due respect, capturing him will be extremely difficult, even for your husband."

"Ooh."

The words that came out of Baileys' mouth were cloudy, but in short, "impossible."

She was so nervous and modest about me, I had no choice but to tell her it was still impossible.Arc Paradise... suddenly I'm starting to wonder.

"Well, if it's impossible to capture, it's impossible.I'd like to see him anyway. Do you know where he is? "

It's a silly question to ask where the bounty neck is, but it doesn't seem strange for her to know.It's thick enough to be introduced by Cubero.

And I'm sure you knew.

"I don't know where I am right now, but... no, but..."



But he's saying something.

"What? Tell me if there's a way."

"No, to the boulder, it's...."

"Unless you're gonna do it or not, let's just say it."

At once, Baileys looked terribly sorry and said terribly.

"... it's a woman's dress (...)"

Heh?

Womenswear?

"If you dress up as a woman and talk about artifacts in a tavern, you'll be able to fish."

……………………

No, I'm not kidding.

What, what, a list of words that hurt your head?

"Ah, um... I'm sorry, it's true."

And for some reason, I apologize, Baileys.

"Are you dressed up as a woman and going to the tavern to talk about artifacts...."

"Yes, she's famous for her tall woman, her fine wine, and her eyeless artifacts.Once I lured them out the same way, they were easy to catch. "

"Seriously, did you get away?"

"... no, I'm the one who escaped."

What are you talking about? Aren't we on the catch side?

When I wondered, Baileys made a serious face and started talking.

"Master, don't think of Arc Paradise as just a human being.He's armed with artifacts. "

"Eh?"

A whole body artifact? Isn't that amazing?Damn lucky you dropped it.

No, wait. Steam said it was an outlaw gathering artifacts from all over the world.I mean, you're equipping your whole body with the artifacts you took from people.

Oh, I see. That's the guy, okay.

"No shrouded shards, no outlaws."

"Yes, he is good at fighting in a different way than your husband.In other words, master of evil. Cowardly, inhumane, even murderous. "

That's embarrassing. I've fought a lot of bastards in my last life, but I still have little experience in this world.

But we live in the same world, and we'll meet somewhere.In that case, it would be fun to taste what the world's outer ways are like at an early stage.

"All right, all right. Let's go with that operation."

"Master!? Well then, I'll do it again!"

"No, Baileys has a broken face.I don't want to put our servants at risk without darkness in the first place.It'll be easy for me to dress up and lure her out. "

"But...."

Besides, I wanted to confirm it because it was difficult.I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I wanted to see if I could get some female gear.If I hadn't had this opportunity, maybe somehow I would have made an excuse not to equip it forever, so it's just right.

"Well, if that's the case, let's do the ladies' costume.Is Baileys familiar with makeup and clothing? "

"S, that's a great sense of speed... I'm sorry, it's a bit of a neglect."

Baileys shakes his neck sideways as if he was finally following.

"Well, what about the Mira?Doesn't it look like you're familiar with it? "

"I may be familiar with it. However, if it suits your husband....."

Ah ~

Sure. Fluffy, like a girl.

Ah! That's right, Raz! He's an expert!

... No, wait, calm down. It's embarrassing to think about it carefully.

I just sneaked up on Raz... no, I don't like Raz seeing me dressed like a woman in the first place.Because you've been dating for a long time? I have a strange shame.

Somehow, apart from the party members, is there anyone, preferably a servant, who has a strong mouth...?

"... mmm..."

Think about it.

A servant who seems to be familiar with makeup and fashion, no, I think he was somewhere.Ah, I feel like I can remember it a little bit more...

"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!It's lunch time! "

... ah, there it is.