Moto Sekai Ichi’i no Sub-chara Ikusei Nikki

My name is Purum. This year, I'm 14 and I'm a Mae from the Fastest family. A horse is a guy who takes care of a horse. I was assigned to be able to do something like an empty bastard like me, but it was a joke and I couldn't end up in the first few weeks. He couldn't be satisfied with the chores, he was so crazy, he was kicked by a horse and he was beaten by Just's big brother.

Ah, Just's brother is my boss. "Machine Gashira" is, in a nutshell, the most powerful person in Macho. On my two, brown hair all back, sharp three-eyed eyes, and a gun-shooting character. He is also a Sugee who is also one of the Four Tenno.

Is it really serious? What is Shitenno? Butler Cubero was the lead, chef Sobra, Sono Cori Lily, and Hondo Ma Chou Just. It's rumored that each of the four is crazy, but I think my brothers are especially suge. Because it's my brother! I was really crazy. I'm not sure if it's a tsuppa or a crunchy but I'm just crazy.

……Oh. It ’s such a sloppy guy. There ’s only a big brother who takes care of the muddy kid. Only a big brother can scold you with a gunk without abandoning it-

"Hey, Plum. In the corner of this canteen, what are you doing without eating the food?" "Gup, big brother! Don't look in! Memo memo!"

Try to see my big brother here.

I can't actually write letters. That's why I'm practicing this way now. I hope to write a biography or something someday. But ... It's embarrassing to barre my brother. So I lied about it reflexively.

"Huh? Did you write the letter?" At the age of 9 "" Hey! Talented education of talented people. It was good.

It is a lie that I can write. It's really learned from parents. In fact, my fucking parents were trying to raise the "price of selling me as a slave". Upfront investment is a literate slave that sells higher.

However, I was just learning a bit about reading and writing, and I just happened to hear that my parents had consulted with a merchant to sell me as a slave. I think I'm going to sell it, so I leave the Sokko family and then go to a slum and live in a muddy mud. So I can only read and write about Aiueo. I don't need a thief to read and write. Well, I'm not going to take care of it after failing to steal and getting enslaved.

…… No, I thought so. Am I a slave now? The salary will come out.

A miracle, a miracle. The house I bought was really saved here. If you have 14 shit like me, you'll be free to work until you die, or you will be handed over to a pervert on the back route. No matter how lucky, it would be enough to be made a nobleman in a noble house. I don't have a good face in the first place.

Oh wait ...? Until now, I was too big to imagine, but if you think about it, the first test family is abnormal, right? I got a good salary even at the lower horses, and my job was so hard and challenging, the dormitory for employees was a mansion, I didn't have to pay rent and food, I was a slave I need to pay taxes.

Wow, seriously. A paradise of this world? How much did my brother and the other four kings get from me? So, why did your big brother decide to play a horse here? Maybe my brother and the four kings are the same slaves as me?

…………that. Think carefully, I don't know anything about my brother ...

"Well, how many notes did you make?"

When I thought about it, my brother revived the previous story. My brother is surprisingly persistent.

Wow, how do you deceive it. A spring that comes to mind at all. Oh no, I'm suspicious. Hey, if this happens, I'll have to compete where I left.

"Oh, I actually ... I wonder if I wrote a little bit of a biography of my brother or Shitenno ..."

Oh, it's over. It's completely barre. Don't be ashamed. He was beaten, saying, "I'm not lying." You can bet 10000CL.

I don't think he's 16 years old-he's staring at me with his eyes. I closed my eyes and clenched my teeth.

“—It ’s not a nice idea!

However, it wasn't an angry sign or a sword, but a slick word.

"My biography, I'm looking forward to it!" "U, yeah. Please look forward to my older brother." "Oh!゛? "" That ... yeah. That's right. The interview is good. "

It was a matter of hell. If you don't pretend that you're taking notes, you'll need to remember ...

"Well, ask me anything." "Brother, are you okay with your work?" "I'm worried. I'm taking a break now."

Big brother, very good mood. Nikoniko. I was so happy with my biography.

...... The big brother is pleased. I hung up, holding paper and a pen.

"Then, first, what do you do before you come here?"

The first question revealed an astonishing fact! Big brother is a thug! ? That cuckold brother! ? Is it really!

I wondered what my biography was up to now, and this blew out of my head in an instant, and I turned forward and continued asking questions.

"Somehow, thugs!" "It's not such a fine thing. It was a fucking bastard who stealed and robbed that day and consumed it."

Same with me. Steal or steal, steal or steal? Live dirtily by trampling others. That was how I lived. I only knew how to do it.

"I couldn't help but pay myself, and I had to enslave myself because I couldn't pay for it.

He said, staring somewhere in the distance, and continued his words.

"If you live just hanging in a cage, you'll be told that you're going to get out of there suddenly. There were two of them before you were taken." "Two people?" "Second and Yukari That's right. "

Second! I haven't even seen the bottom of me yet, our masters. I have seen Yukari, the steward and maid, several times, but I haven't talked yet. To me both are heavenly people. Wow, did your big brother face them directly? After all my older brother is Sugee.

"I was just awed by the aura. I just had to be overwhelmed. I saw my newborn slime and shook it." "Seriously !? Mr. Yabe is like that, but those two are really serious.

Your brother's face breaks down. If you think, it was everyone. When I'm talking about the Fourth Testers, they often look good. Just like when you're talking about your best friend.

... Jealous, I guess. I just said.

"But my brother is also great. Because you're Shitenno? You probably won't lose to the second, too."

The next moment, my brother's Tekken hits my belly.

"Huh ... Kaha!"

I ca n’t breathe!

"Hey Plum. You're an idiot, but I know I'll just talk about that. I know you know there are things you can forgive and those you can't forgive."

“U …… ぅ”

"No matter what the joke, for whatever reason, always respect your master. It's okay to think that your big brother is up. That's a big mistake, but people are the ones who make mistakes. I'm still ginger, but don't say it.

"……Hey"

"Well, it's probably hard to respect the people I've met yet, but ... I boldly know that everyone in this house is a big benefactor. Get it! "

Oh, that's exactly what my brother says. I was stupid. I didn't think anything. It's frustrating to despise your favorite person. I'm absolutely frustrated if other people see my brother like that. You might get a hand.

No, but ... I still like my brother. I like my brother who scolds me for me.

"I'm sorry, big brother ..." "Ah, what are you crying? Haha! I'm not a fool! I'm sorry!"

It's a guy who's stubborn and bad at hand, but it's my first big brother. He's a guy who wants to stay with him for a lifetime.

I'm stupid, but I still want to keep up with my big brother. So, at the moment I just think, "I respect my brother because I respect you," but I still decided to respect my husband. What the big brother says is absolute.

But it's too big to imagine. I guess she's a sugee, but I don't really realize it. Something like, "This world was created by God, so pray to God." I've seen and met-I feel like God is incredible.

Why is your brother so respectful? Maybe Shitenno?

Suddenly, I became interested in my husband. A man who respects so much from the average heroes. What kind of guy is it? Because you can meet differently than God, you should know the feat. But that's not the case. Hmm, what happened?

"Oh, so my interview is over. What if I went to Lily-Chan tomorrow? I'll talk to you." "...!

That's right, listen to the story from Shitenno!

"As expected, big brother!" "Ah? Yes, that's right."

next day. I went to the dining room shortly afternoon to interview Lily, the garden's head.

"Oh, pull-chan? I've been waiting for you." "Uhh ... I'm Plum, Lily." "I don't want to do this. , Thin. Lily. "

Lily Sono, who is greeted with a loud voice, is a one-man from Macho Man. Until now, it seemed like a distant winding, but when I faced it, I was intimidated. in many ways.

"I'm listening to the story from Jas-chan. He writes my biography! I'll answer anything!"

Twist and twist the giant body ...

"Well, then, how long is Lily, how old are you?" "Don't ask a girl how old she's."

A 38-year-old girl. It's true that M Bald and Blue Beard feel old ... but only the sharpness of the muscles is amazing.

"What did you do before you came here?" "Adventurer. He was a C rank gymnast."

Like a big brother, he has a distant eye. Did Lily have anything in the past ...?

"To be honest, I didn't want to be an adventurer, but I wouldn't be able to live without doing hard work because I would refuse my job like a flower shop." "Lily-chan."

Lily's makeup bright face turned a little darker.

"I said," I feel sick. I didn't say anything. I was embarrassed, I was being hubbed and stolen things. "

I was struggling, this person too.

"One day, a new woman came into the team I was with. I was a child who understood my heart. It was the first day I met, but he got along very well." "I didn't throw it away." "... I was so happy that I nominated me for the lookout while I was changing clothes. I thought I was treating me as a woman. "He screamed a few minutes later." "Huh ...?" "It was a trap. I was trying to get me out of the team. All the team members colluded and I was trapped by me." ……… ”

... Is that such a terrible story? What did Lily do, fucking.

"I was dropped off by a slave for peeping. I was really desperate because I'm sorry for one of these big boys, and nobody buys it. I ended up using it up, right? I was completely packed. "

That's natural for despair. I wouldn't believe anyone anymore. But, yes, was Lily enslaved and picked up in this house?

"--This is the story when I was not shining. From now on, when I was shining."

…………Hmm?

"Ah! I'm really in love at first sight, I'm really in love! When I see the second one for the first time, I can't forget my life for the first time!" That's one of the reasons why without it, it would be over without a second person, it would be more difficult to fall in love! T ... Atashi, Atashi!

I had a dark face with Zune until a while ago, but I thought that I had returned to my usual feeling, and the tension exploded.

Lily then talks endlessly about where her husband is. I hit Tekuto while messing around.

"Hey, what are you listening to, Pull-chan?" "U, light, but I'm about to ask the next question." "Oh, I'm sorry.

It was saved ...

"Well, next time, why did you become a garden?" "Um, yeah. I guess the main reason was that I wanted to be after all." "Would you like to be?" "Yes. I don't think I've always dreamed of doing that kind of thing, like growing pretty flowers and trying to clean the garden as you imagine. "

No, this guy was just saying she wanted to be a florist. There are pretty cute places.

"But it wasn't the only job of the gardener. It's also a tour of the site. It's like a security guard. Kube-chan told me that I look good because she looks strong. "Surely, if Lily-chan is there, the thief will run away because she thinks the Bakemon has come out." "What is it?"

After all this person is scary.

"Well ... this isn't the time anymore. I'll try to open it soon. How was it helpful?" "Well. It was really helpful." "I'm grateful. I'll leave it again.

Lily waved her hand and left. Lily, we talked for the first time but he was a good guy. He seems to be admired by his subordinates and at the same time he is afraid of suge.

Tomorrow is the chef Sobra? ... I'm not good at that person.

"Oh, came or jararigaki"

The evening of the next day. When I went to the back door of the kitchen, Mr. Sobra was waiting for me while smoking a cigarette. Glasses with rough black hair and stubble mustache. It looks very invisible to cooks.

"What is Jarigaki? It's a plum." "Ah, yes. Well, sit there." "Isn't there a solid place!" "Ah? Yes.

I don't want to do it anymore ... I've become disgusted.

"Cook Chef Sobra. 35-year-old single. Looking for her."

Sobra has read my question and introduced himself. I mean, wait a minute. seeking girlfriends?

"Did you break up with her?" "Huh ah? I didn't know she was bokeh." "Who's the woman who was walking with me?" "Tare". Okay, I understand, it's my brother's brother's, and my brother's goodness. I prepared about one or two girls-"" Oh! I'll do it! "

No good, this woman is too bad.

"What do you do before coming here?" "B-rank adventurer" "Eh, really serious"

That's surprising. And B rank. It's pretty awesome.

"I was buoyed by swordsmanship and spearmanship. Of course, the night was also crazy." "Sorry.

I'm sorry.

"I didn't have a daughter-in-law, my parents decided on my own. I was evacuated by a stubborn debt burden. I couldn't help cheating on my whole family to get Temee's debts out of the box." ...... Well, it's tough. "" That's why the woman became more serious because she was borrowed from Yabee, and it was just swelling up quickly. So the money I made as my slave "But?" "Actually, the shit woman still hid her debts. I didn't find out later, and if I told me I was a slave and I couldn't do anything, I bought me "It's a completed landmine slave." "Seriously awful woman," "I've done it," "I'm ruined ..."

But why? I was convinced of something. Sobra is a hardcore woman who goes out to town if she has time, but it is rumored that she will never be with a certain one. When I saw a date in a city I didn't come to, I thought I'd finally decide to solidify myself, but it was still fun.

...... I don't think I'll be serious. I can't get serious, this person. You're saying something cool, but aren't you really playing so much? I guess there is also some distress that I don't want to be serious about.

Oh, one thing came to mind. Why don't you listen to it?

"Sobra, you said that, why don't you give it to a maid?"

It was a light-hearted question.

Immediately afterwards: A kitchen knife pierced the ground beneath my crotch.

"Wow !?"

"You can't lick it!"

It was a quiet voice. I immediately know I'm angry. I did it again?

"Sorry, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry to apologize without thinking about anything. It looks like you don't know your position yet. He's a just guy ..."

Mr. Sobra scratched his head and said that, apparently frustrated.

I am surprised. In my careless words, my brother was despised!

"... Okay, everyone is a maid.

After a big sigh, Brother Sobra opened his mouth.

Who owns the maid? …………Ah.

"... Do you like a second?"

"I'll give you a quick answer. Who is Temee? Who buys you and who is going to have such a good life?"

"Second, ssu"

"Who is it? Who is the one who buys the middle-aged Ossan slaves in the middle of thirty-three and pays for clothing, food and shelter in exchange for debts of one million?"

"Let's go, second!"

"... Bokeh, I guess I couldn't get the second thing out of the way, but I'm not going to play it again. Next time I'm going to stab in my crotch.

Sobra extinguished his tobacco and turned his back on me.

You're right ... it was stupid.

I drooped and returned to my room with a reflection while reflecting on me. It's a huge room for a servant's large mansion, which isn't like a slave to Macho. At night, if nothing else is done, the food will come out of the dining room.

Lie down on a fluffy bed and look up at the ceiling vaguely.

…… I thought this was a paradise. I'm blessed. But I couldn't realize who was paradise.

Just brother, Lily and Sobra. The three of the four kings told me that I finally understood just a little.

Will one day come true to me? If so, please come soon.

I slept a little while thinking about that.

* * *

"I don't know if you're a young monster these days. It's kind of light. I just don't know how to think about it. Just understand." "I'm sorry, Sobra."

Night. There were two people exchanging drinks in the corner of the cafeteria. They are "Sobra", a man with glasses with stubble hair and stubble, and "Just", a young man with brown hair and all-back texture.

"But my brother's thing seems to have worked really well. He fell asleep." "Hm. I'm just crazy." "Okay brother, drink it."

Just pour the sake so that Sobra is in a good mood.

"Oh, it's bad. No, it's bad. It's because you don't train well." "I'm sorry."

Just lowered his head, laughing with a spatula. Sobra sighs, moans his alcohol and opens his mouth.

"That's a biography. I don't think I can write that kind of stupid thing." "I'm going to learn from now on, surely. We must have been like that."

The two close their eyes and remember. It was when I first came to the first family.

"... I was desperate. I was good at cooking, but I was not a professional. It was a hard study and a very special training. Reading and fishing like that would not be possible later or later." I couldn't read the letters and fumbled. "" That's awkward. No, I was too tough. I could make three meals daily for 14 people. "That's good."

They laughed that this was hard and that was hard.

If you're really tough, you can't laugh. Why was it so hard? Was it so desperate? The two knew each other without words. I just wanted to help the second.

"Oops, it's already such a time"

Sobra looks at the watch and raises such a voice.

"Usually Cubero came and was driven away."

Just says with a laugh. Butler's Cubello will definitely be careful if he finds two people to drink during the night patrol.

"Oh, yeah. Are you picking me up for Cubello?" "Yes, it's finally tomorrow."

The two ponder for tomorrow, losing the glass of sake. I think of a certain man's face.

It was their master's face for the first time in four months.