Chapter 69: Only Children Make Choices, I Want Them All
"Jerking off..."
Speaking of which, Wang Zibo’s eyes suddenly lit up!
’It feels like I haven’t played this game in a while!’
"Heh heh~"
’Hmm... just one more time. Just once. I’ll start quitting tomorrow!’
After thinking about it some more, he suddenly got horny and muttered to himself again.
Time to get to it!
CLICK~
He got up, walked to his door, and quietly locked it from the inside. Then he sat back down in front of his computer, casually surrendered the game he was playing, and exited.
"Tsk... should I be an electrician today, or a bus driver, or maybe a delivery guy, or perhaps a private tutor...?"
Wang Zibo mumbled under his breath.
As he spoke, he didn’t forget to pull a large wad of tissues from the box and clutch them in his hand, just in case.
"Hmm... only kids make choices. I want them all!"
After a moment of contemplation, he made up his mind!
Finally, he reached out, and his fingers CLATTERED across the keyboard. A moment later, that familiar interface appeared on the computer screen...
If Gu Yifan saw this, he probably couldn’t help but give him a big thumbs-up!
Damn!
This fucking bastard actually memorized all those URLs!
What a talent!
......
While Wang Zibo was busy practicing his solo ambidexterity game in front of his computer screen...
At that moment, Gu Yifan had also returned to his residential complex by taxi.
Just as he was about to take the elevator upstairs, he suddenly remembered something and turned to walk towards the underground parking garage.
’Oh, right!’
’Where did I park that car again?’
As he walked down the stairs, Gu Yifan suddenly couldn’t remember where the car the system had given him was parked.
So, he began frantically calling out to the system in his mind, ’You damn system, get out here, get out here...!’
System: "..."
But speechless as it was, the system still told Gu Yifan the car’s parking spot number.
In parking spot 305 of the underground garage sat a car completely covered by a black car cover.
Without hesitating, Gu Yifan walked straight up and pulled off the car cover.
At that moment, he finally laid eyes on the so-called modified, exclusive ride for scumbags—the Mercedes G63!
To be fair, looking at its exterior, Gu Yifan didn’t see any difference between it and a standard Mercedes G63. However, compared to a normal SUV, its looks were definitely impressive.
’Yeah... pretty flashy!’
’No wonder so many scumbags in the future love to drive this car.’
’Simple as that!’
’The looks are just on point!’
’Although for those so-called ’goddesses’, the car’s looks didn’t matter—as long as it had that logo!’
But!
Based on looks alone, it would capture anyone’s heart, man or woman!
Its main selling point was being both domineering and flashy!
Originally, Gu Yifan wanted to get in and take it for a test drive to see if it was as magical as the system claimed.
But he suddenly remembered that he hadn’t brought the car key with him.
’So much for that!’
DING~
"System friendly reminder: This vehicle can be unlocked using facial and iris recognition. The system has already recorded all of the Host’s information. The Host simply needs to approach the car door to unlock it!"
Just then, the system’s voice once again echoed in Gu Yifan’s mind.
"It can do that?"
Gu Yifan was stunned for a moment and muttered to himself.
With that said, he approached the car door, and with a BEEP~, the vehicle unlocked automatically.
"Tsk~"
"Not bad, not bad!"
"As expected of a system product!"
Gu Yifan nodded in satisfaction, then opened the car door and sat in the driver’s seat.
After getting inside, Gu Yifan discovered that although the interior looked similar to a standard Mercedes G63, its level of luxury was far beyond what a standard model could compare to.
Especially the rear passenger space. In a standard model, it’s cramped as hell, basically unusable for seating anyone.
But in this one, modified by the system, the rear space was ample. There was more than enough room for three grown men of his height.
"Tsk~!"
"Nice!"
Gu Yifan nodded in satisfaction again.
After looking over the interior, Gu Yifan started the car!
VROOOM~!!
The unique roar of the system-modified V8 engine erupted like a ferocious beast.
This sound was completely different from a standard Mercedes G63. ’Hmm... how should I put it? In comparison, this sound was just so satisfying and pleasant to listen to!’
If it weren’t so late, Gu Yifan would have definitely taken it out for a couple of spins.
After sitting in the car and soaking it all in for a while, he had a cigarette, then got out.
’I have a license now!’
’Starting tomorrow, I won’t have to ride my bike or take a taxi to school anymore!’
’Still, driving this car is going to be a hassle.’
’No other reason!’
’It’s just too damn flashy!’
’If I actually drive it onto campus, I’ll probably get mobbed!’
’So, even if I drive it, I’ll have to find a parking lot near the school and walk from there. Unless it’s absolutely necessary, I should try to avoid driving it onto campus to prevent any trouble.’
The main thing was that Gu Yifan didn’t want to be stared at like a monkey in a zoo!
Shaking his head, Gu Yifan locked the car door, turned around, and took the elevator upstairs.
......
The moment Gu Yifan opened his front door, he saw his mom and dad staring at him.
"Dad, Mom, you’re not asleep yet?"
He paused for a second, asking casually as he changed his shoes.
"Where have you been? What took you so long to get back?"
Chen Dongmei didn’t answer his question, asking one of her own instead.
"Uh..."
Gu Yifan froze, looking confused. "I took Qinghe back to school. Didn’t you guys know that?"
"Is that so?"
"You left at nine-thirty, and it’s almost midnight now. Did you take her all the way to Minnan?"
Chen Dongmei pursed her lips, her expression one of utter speechlessness.
"Ahem~"
"We stopped for some bubble tea on the way and chatted for a bit, so we got delayed."
Gu Yifan told a little white lie.
The main reason was that he was afraid if he said they walked back to school late at night, his mom would think they were crazy.
"Oh!"
Hearing this, although Chen Dongmei was still a bit suspicious, she didn’t press the issue.
She turned to look at her husband, and the two exchanged a glance.
Gu Jiaguo understood instantly. He turned to Gu Yifan, who had just finished changing into his slippers, and said, "Son, come over here for a second. I have something to talk to you about!"
"Hm?"
Hearing this, Gu Yifan frowned.
"Oh, okay~"
Although he thought his parents were acting a little strange today, he still nodded, walked over to the sofa, and sat down. Looking at his father, he asked, "Dad, what is it? Go ahead."
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