Munou To Yobareta Ore, Yottsu No Chikara Wo Eru

You've got a problem.

I still wanted you to relax if you could.

Well, if the house that's supposed to have burned is back, is it natural to notice...

"Are you listening!? I thought you were finally gone, incompetent!

I can beat the crap out of you right now.

Beat this guy up and he'll be in trouble.

Incompetence was violent, but there was some noise, and people from all over town could come and kill me.

With me and Levi now, and Excalibur, it wouldn't matter, but I want the people in town to get revenge in a different way.

"What the hell are you guys... they are incompetent!? If we were together, you would too...!

"Shut up, Shiro."

"Shut up, scum."

How about that?

The two of them cleared up first.

"Hey, what the... kindness of people..."

"Kind...... you say? Is that why you say kindness is to appear out of the blue and insult the person I admire without any regard for my mood or anything? I see. You're still scum. My view didn't seem wrong."

Levi has a completely different tone than usual.

The same goes for the words, but I was staring at them with a tremendous shape.

"I didn't mean to call my husband Ruji incompetent. Apparently, the brain marrow rots out, and with its cloudy eyes, it doesn't come true. It's pathetic. Which, if you go into the afterlife, might heal. Die."

Too many direct balls at the end.

The two of them got clean first, so there was no time for me to get clean.

It helped in a way......

"Hey, what the heck! 'Cause he's not incompetent. That's him! What's wrong with being incompetent?

All I'm saying is incompetence. This guy.

I kind of feel like I could slash them, but for one thing, calm them both down.

"Well, both of us. This aunt doesn't know. I'm not incompetent."

"Huh? What did you say..."

"Excalibur, let me return to my sword for a moment. I'll be back in shape soon."

"I understand."

When I chant in my heart, Excalibur's body returns to the sword.

Returning to the sword, the fluffy Excalibur returned straight to my hand.

My aunt was just staring at it.

He doesn't understand what happened, and his eyes and mouth are so open that he doesn't have any more.

Exactly the dumb side.

Now restore the Excalibur to its human form.

As earlier, Excalibur reappeared from the light.

"Ah... oh..."

"So, are you ready to die?

He reappeared and said terrible things early, and his right hand is already on the sword.

I wrinkled between my eyebrows and rushed to stop the Excalibur approaching my aunt as she frowned.

"Not really. Don't slay me without permission."

"Mmmm... I understand"

My aunt, who was on the verge of being slashed, is shaking from fear or rattled.

He was staring at me like he couldn't believe it.

"Why... you... do magic?

"My magic was called manipulative magic in the temple. But the truth is, it was a different kind of magic called life magic. That's why I couldn't use magic. Life magic is the magic that gives life to matter, she is the Holy Sword Excalibur"

He's groaning somewhat bumpy as he rattles and trembles. It was an unusual sight.

It's like being possessed by something...... it also looks like that.

And I finally heard my aunt say something.

"No, you can't..."

"What?"

"Well, then we'll be the bad guys, won't we? We were fooling around with you by mistake... no! You're incompetent! You have to be incompetent!!

Hey, what are you talking about?

I'm going through crazy......

"Please! You're really incompetent!? Is that a trick? So you remain incompetent!?

When Levi put his hand around him, he stiffened his body as if he could be tied up to something he couldn't see.

It seems so tight that both arms are no longer on the torso that they are tightly tied to something that cannot breathe.

I'm trying to say something with my mouth pounding, but unfortunately I can't hear what you're saying.

And I was already losing my mind to stop.

"Is it painful?

I pampered my mouth and opened my eyes, my face turning bright red.

Naturally, he can't answer Levi's question.

"It's a moment of your suffering. Remember, what have you done to the talented Lord over the last three years?

You've been through a lot.

For once, I pretended like that bitch was being nice to me, so I wasn't told anything against my face.

Ignorance is normal, like having raw garbage placed on the front door, or being put in raw garbage in the post, or having raw garbage slammed into the window.

Is that it? Almost raw garbage related...... I think there was something else.

Or now that I think about it, it's a funny story.

His father is divorced and leaving the house.

We live together, so he can't possibly not realize what his mother's doing to me.

Damn...... why am I...

Levy loosened the restraint a little.

He starts breathing rough as soon as possible, shaking his shoulders and even drooling his nostrils with Zezeze.

"Wow, I am! Not bad. No! 'Cause he's not human!

Do you still say it in this situation?

That's abnormal. And it's kind of pathetic.

Didn't realize I would endure it all the time.

"Your magic... Hmm, just water magic. And to a lesser extent...... then fight? Let's compare the Excalibur created by Lord's life magic to your water magic… which is above it."

"Hey, why... oh, no, that's..."

"Hmm? What's up? Are you a competent person where you say you are? Then isn't it a problem? Well, if you lose, you die. What do you say we do?

Mr. Raw Garbage will shut up.

You can use magic, but you can see that you've lived without even fighting demons.

If you look at your ugly, fat body.

I heard when my parents were still alive and friendly, but Mr. Raw Garbage must have been the grocery store clerk.

I don't suppose you've even used water magic properly.

"Don't you do it? I mean, I admitted it. You're a much less talented scum than Lord."

"Ah... oh... yes, no..."

Untie the restraint, and Levy leans in front of him.

I grabbed my hair and looked forcefully at the distance between my nose and my nose.

"Remember for the rest of your life. You, who are supposed to be torn apart by me, live thanks to the kind heart of the talented Lord. If you know what I mean, go away. And don't show yourself again. Next time you show yourself to me, I don't mind Lord punishing you... I'll kill you in superb pain. You pig!

"No, no, no, no!

Running desperately on the ground many times, Mr. Raw Garbage Pig managed to get into the house.

Maybe you'll never get out of the house. That.

After I saw it, Levy bowed his head deep to me.

"Dear Lord, I'm sorry. I have broken your orders and acted violently. What a punishment. Munch, tie it up and leave it until you're satisfied..."

I guess it's my fault my face is a little blushed.

It's your fault, isn't it?

"Yes, no, thank you, Levi. It's refreshing. I won't punish you. I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of the house."

"Really...? Ok......"

Kind of made me feel so sorry for myself.

... Is that what you're talking about?

Now Excalibur, who watched silently behind him, roars "uhm".

Something seems to be on my mind.

"What's wrong? Excalibur"

"Mm-hmm... my husband," Ruji, "what the hell is that? I've never seen a crazy person that far. No, well, not the general public. For the royal family."

"Really? Well, now I think it's an anomaly, but that was normal around me."

"That's normal...? My husband Sagittarius... you've endured this for three years. I don't think so."

"Well... I think so now..."

"Dear Lord, I thought I was unusual too. His idea is so blind that he even feels insane. If that's not just one person, but the rest of the world, I have to say it's still an anomaly."

"Hmm... so how was it with the two of us?

"Thousands of years ago in my time... magic had been given by God since that time. Of course you have weak powers. But they weren't so despised."

"I've also seen the human world for about 3,000 years, but I've been away from people for the last 1,000 years. Master Crown understood the time of death and returned to the land about a year ago. So I don't know what's been going on lately, but you weren't in this state at least a thousand years ago. There was a word for incompetence, but it wasn't a word for people whose magic was weak. I happened to hear the people in town talking when I was shopping, and now I know they treat me like that. I didn't know it was this far..."

"I mean... I don't know why, but has this happened to the world over the last 1,000 years? Hmmm... you can't even think about it. Well, let's just get this story back into the house another time. Before we get into trouble again."

"Right. We need to clean up soon...... kukukuku"

"I keep my hair... hehe"

More than anything, you two seem happy.