Murabito Desu Ga Nani Ka?

- I sprayed up the coffee I was drinking.

"Goho! Goho......! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

For a while the receptionist stepped in.

No, that's easy to put in.

Apparently, there was coffee in the trachea anyway, and if that's an analogy, it's just a life-threatening seizure or something like that. The description is closer.

"Gee ho! Gee ho! Gee ho! Gehi......! Zeh......! Hih......! Hih......! Hoo......! Hih......! Hih......! Hoo......!

He was the receptionist for the elf who had the expression on his face, but now he has an unbroken look to look at, a runny elf and is desperately breathing under the Lamars method.

Did the coffee go into the trachea or into the nostrils......

Breathing heavily on his shoulders, little by little, the receptionist's breath goes back to normal.

And finally she took it off her breathing difficulties, and she screamed with a pale expression.

"Oh, well, it's a measurement error! This can't be happening!

Lilith asked the receptionist looking at the plate with a stunned look.

"... Measurement errors?

"Yes! It is! This is a measurement error!

So the receptionist regained complete calm.

Apparently, he understood the current situation in a later direction.

And she floats her blue muscles on the comet.

"I don't know what trick you made, but with the status disclosures required by public authorities or quasi-public bodies like the Alliance...... I'm glad it's a serious crime to make a fraud!

Visi pointed at Lilith all the time and seemed happy with Doya's face.

It seems to be of a highly presumptuous nature and does not seem to consider any other possibilities.

"You there?

"Hmm? Me?

"Try touching the crystal ball."

For once, the guild's receptionist seems to be imposing considerable constraints in relation to the leakage of personal information.

Rumor has it that if you break the ban, you are being subjected to a spell that will result in instant death... or if you break the ban, you are being subjected to a spell that will result in amnesia...

Well, it actually looks like some sort of constraint at that level is mandatory.

Anyway, I've never actually heard of a leak.

That's why guild registered adventurers and me and Lilith can easily disclose deadly information like…

"Touch the crystal ball quickly."

Touching the crystal balls all the time.

So I dropped my gaze on the plate, and the receptionist started laughing.

"Hehe...... Ha! Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"... what's going on?

"Cause... heh... huhahahahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Receptionist holding her belly and starting to laugh.

"So what's going on?

Save laughing tears in your eyes, and the receptionist laughs even more.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Scam...... even if you do...... hahahahahahaha... a little more realistic...... give me the numbers...... hahahaha! How smart...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

So the receptionist gestured by hand to come close to me.

"Ugh... uh... I haven't laughed in a long time. Even though it's a fraud, personal information is personal information, right? I'm going to whisper some more information now, so give me your face."

Dozens of centimeters over the counter.

I kept my ear close to hers and she kept her mouth close to mine.

And whispered in a whisper that no one could hear.

"Even S-rank adventurers can't have this status, can they? Really... that's a dumb, worldly con, isn't it?

Well, it's obvious to say it's obvious because we can afford to cross the S-rank...

So, again, Visi pointed all the way at me and Lilith, and with Doya's face, the receptionist opened her mouth.

"I'll call a guard now... you criminal!

Me and Lilith stared at each other, and I shrugged my shoulders just like this.

Face inside the reception.

"These two are criminals! Get me a guard now!

And then the receptionist called out loud for the other adventurers who were in the guild's hall.

"Mi-na-na-na-na-na! These people are criminals! I don't mind hurting you a little - please hold me back! I can't give you financial rewards, but my contribution to the Alliance means - - with a chance to increase my rating - - - - - - - - - - - - - -!

loud acoustics echoing through that hall.

The color of the adventurers' eyes changed, and soon me and Lilith were surrounded.

"... what do we do?

Lilith is half laughing.

Basically Lilith is faceless...... and she never laughs behind her eyes when she says half a laugh.

Oh, this is so pretty... and I sighed.

I mean, this look on Lilith's face is seriously scary.

"I don't care what you do or do..."

No, I'm in real trouble.

I don't mind bumping the adventurers on this occasion, but it's not a good idea to be too conspicuous.

Nevertheless, it's totally different to get caught by adults.

I wondered what was going on... That's when the big man showed up from behind the reception.

He had short bearded tea hair and was a muscular middle-aged man somewhere reminiscent of the version of Otchan's humanization of Red Dragon.

"What the hell is this noise? I heard something about criminals..."

So the receptionist sat in a chair and gracefully grabbed the coffee cup.

"Hehe? You're done, aren't you? The Alliance Master, formerly an A-rank adventurer, showed up... so you'll never get away with it!? Phew...! Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Me and the Alliance Master had eyes and eyes.

And the Alliance Master is stiff, and he opens and closes his mouth many times with Pak Pak.

"Ah... ah... ah... are you... lu, lu... aren't you Mr. Lute!

Speaking of which... I've seen this guy a few times when he was imitating adventurers for money during his training.

Sure, I've never seen it before... when was it? It was before the Battle of Evil Dragon Amanta because I was about S-ranked at best.

I'm sure this Osama was an adventurer then... did he help Fenrill the Warcraft get the whole party bogged down?

Many of the demon crusades that Kako's Osama was credited with when he went from B-rank to A-rank... are largely my fault.

"Oh, it's been a while, Osama."

"Hey, hey, what can I do for you today?

Osama lowering his head with a peck.

This Osama has been low on his hips for a long time.

"Oops. I'm thinking of signing up for the Adventurer's Guild at Osama's."

"Mr. Lute too...... finally on the path of the adventurer?

"Oh, I just wanted to raise my guild rank a little bit."

"I mean...... thank you!

"Hmm? Why am I suddenly thanked?

"Someone as powerful as you belongs to my guild, right? Generating a high rank adventurer will lead to an overall guild rating, as well as fees if you make a high rank request. No... it really helps."

"I mean, because it stands out... when no one's talking like that"

Oh, and there Osama nodded.

And he whispered to me.

"For a long time, Mr. Lute hated to stand out. Got it."

I'll whisper to Osama, too.

"Oh, you really have to quit doing that."

So the two shake hands with gutter.

"Hey, but... I can't believe Mr. Lute chose our guild... thank you so much"

"But..." I shrugged my shoulder like I was in trouble.

"By the way, just now... they refused to belong to the Alliance."

Fitted...... and Osama tilted his neck.

"I was refused...? Indeed, Mr. Lute's age is low, and his first impression may be that he can be licked. However, status disclosure is mandatory when registering for an Alliance......... I have never seen Mr. Lute's status... well, I know it's a hell of a thing. And such a response after seeing it...... I have no idea what that means?

"No, I don't know either. On the contrary, they even treat me like a criminal."

"Criminals? Mr. Lute? But you can't even throw it away as an Alliance Master if someone treated you like that. I have to punish you, so can you give me the details?

Oh... nodding and gazing at the elf receptionist, she...

- I was spraying coffee once again.