Murabito Desu Ga Nani Ka?

What if it really pisses off the strongest villagers on earth? Ten of them.

The scene shifted again, the capital of the country of Bestaha.

The banquet hall of the Sake Pond Flesh Forest was gushing with noise.

That, too, should not be impossible because the country's best mountains have been regarded as scorched earth in a flash.

"What's going on...?

No one can respond to the inquiry of the pale king.

The vice president of the Nuralis Chamber of Commerce opened his mouth in a ballroom marked by silence.

"It would be a meteorite or some kind of natural disaster. Anyway, I guess this is the right place to wait for a report from the Knights."

and the entrance and exit doors of the venue were opened at that time.

It was an old, musculoskeletal man who came into the room under the same gaze.

Dressed in silver armor, the man of style, who said how western samurai, walks straight towards the king.

"Oh, Linkal Knights Commander! We've been waiting for you! Report...! Morning, report!

The Knights captain fell on one knee and drowned his head at the king.

"Our Knights are on their way to the mountains to investigate… we have encountered two extraordinary hand-worked men"

"What, hands-on? Are you still saying that the mountain turning bald mountain was an artificial one?

"Exactly, Your Majesty."

Often the king pushes silence and asks the Knights Commander even more.

"And what happened to you guys who ran into each other?

"We are engaged."

"Hmm, engagement? Ask who they are later, and how do you end up?

Fortunately, the 500 Knights I was leading have zero deaths.

"Oh, you didn't damage my Kingsguard Corps"

and so the Knights captain made a sinking face.

"There are no dead..."

"Hmm?"

So the Knights Commander continued to report to the King in tears.

"Four hundred and ninety-nine broken left hand. Four hundred and ninety-nine fractures in the right hand. Right foot Achilles tendon fracture four hundred and ninety-nine. Left foot Achilles tendon fracture four hundred and ninety-nine. Everything is beautifully broken or fractured... so the only salvation is possible for everyone to return to the front within six months."

……

……

Often, the two push silence.

Pakupak and the king over and over again make their mouths open and shut like they panicked.

So the king slapped Pong and clapped his hands and nodded.

"Oh, I see"

"I see... what?

"Commander of the Knights of Linkal! Why are you eating so much when you think you're sturdy?

……

Tuntung and the king followed the shoulders of the confused Knights Commander at their fingertips.

"I don't know if I can make jokes. No, I didn't know you had that sense of humor... ummm. Shall we set up a feast next time in Sashi? Actually, I'm too sturdy for you. To the extent that we don't want to get involved in this privately, if possible... but that's not the case. Shall we talk about the future of our country?"

The Knight Commander made a sinking face, and shook his neck left and right.

"Sire?"

"Hmm?"

"… all just reported the facts as they were"

So the king began to laugh with his belly in his arms.

"Ha! Where in the world are assholes who bother to use articulation on the battlefield of a pussy? I can tell by the painful hand fisting since I dropped my weapon on the line of formation, but if they all got hit with a joint move... that's why I've deliberately attacked them with a joint move, right?

"Yes, they've deliberately attacked us with articulation."

So blatantly the king lurked his eyebrows.

"Too much joke is bad, isn't it? Isn't it time you asked for an accurate report?

Deeply sighed, the Knights captain took the crystal balls out of his nostalgia.

"Let's go beyond theory to evidence. This crystal ball incorporates a video storage formula. Here are the results of the earlier battles."

Receiving the crystal ball offered by the Knights Commander, the King laughed powerlessly.

"So let me tell you enough jokes..."

The king can be mindful of crystal balls.

And the crystal balls showed the sight that was happening on the battlefield about thirty minutes ago.

I mean...

- It was an image of the daughters of a pink ponytail man over the age of a thousand years, and hence the inflexible men being dragged down to the ground and their limbs being consolidated one after the other with articulation.

And one articulation object is created one for each limb and one for five knights combined.

Right hand.

Left hand.

Right leg.

Left foot.

It swarmed the five hundred knights to the daughter of two thousand men, and eventually had five hundred articulation objects.

So, supposedly the commander of the man's daughter...... the strangely high-tensioned jizzy of pink-haired ponytail still shouted out loud.

"Come on, Temeera! I'm done! The Knights with teeth are assholes! The Knights who are giving up and showing their will to surrender are well trained Knights who don't know when to strip their fangs! Don't add any palms! Ha-ha-ha! Really, immortality is Shura Dao, ZE!

Boki, Boki, Boki, Boki, Boki, Boki, Boki!

Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy!

The sound of four hundred and ninety-nine limbs being destroyed, with the exception of the Knights Commander, echoes around them simultaneously.

and so the king shouted as he watched the whole thing recorded by the crystal balls.

"Heh... what the heh heh!?

So, again, with a sinking face, the Knights chief said.

"I mean, the Knights are wiped out. They're all alive, but they're all destroyed. This is far worse than death for all of us. Anyway, they're all alive. Beautifully powerless so as not to even leave any sequelae. No more humiliation."

"Humiliated? Is that what you mean?

"Our Knights are not recognized as enemies by Hannah. They don't recognize you as a force of war. This is lick play on that level."

To the report of the chief of the Knights of Tears, the king stood still on the spot.

and that's where the king noticed the two beings who were deciding to be Jen royal behind the Knights Commander.

Pink hair, ponytail girl, blonde twin tail toddler.

Needless to say, it is Liu Hai and Merlin.

"Sometimes a knight captain?

"What is it, Your Majesty?

"Who are these two?

Thus, the Knights Commander took a deep sigh on the spot, as he had given up.

"It was the peachy hair that wiped out our Knights, and the blonde that made the mountain bald."

"What...?

"What... even if they say..."

"Commander of the Knights, did you... bring your enemies?

"Yeah, I showed you the two."

"Guidance...... then?

The Knights captain opens his mouth with a sinking face that he doesn't know several times today.

"I am a defeated general. No, I'm a loser general. Your Majesty...... forgive me. I could not choose a clean self-determination."

"... Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

"Your Majesty...? Waste of resistance is not recommended. So..."

Standing up slowly, the Knights Commander gave a deep thank you to Liu Hai and Merlin and pulled himself to the corner of the room.

That's how the two advance towards the king.

"Who the hell are you...? What's your name... what's your name?

Liu Hai stares at the king with his tongue.

"Temeye for now?

"Temeer? To me, the king, that I am Temeer? Are you... insane?

"Sanity is also very serious about sanity. So, Temee? For your sake, don't even name yourself first... what do you mean, name your name?

"... Huh? So... I... king..."

"Temeye in the first place? You want me to talk to you? There's one thing that's fundamentally wrong, isn't there?

"... Huh?

Suh-hee Liu Hai raised high - high and gave him his right leg.

"I mean, right? What did I tell you?

Thus, the aim of the right kakato shall be set upon the forehead of the king.

"I'm high on my head... rotten outdoors!

Huon Along with the wind-cut noise, Liu Hai's kato clashed vigorously against the king's forehead.

The addition and subtraction seemed to be applied to the extent that it did not die, but it was nonetheless fairly fast.

After the burst of the kakato drop, the king falls beautifully directly behind him in an arc-drawing manner.

So Liu Hai rattled his fingers with his pussy, and the two identities appeared on the spot.

"Come on, you've done your usual array!

Thus, Liu Hai's division dragged the king's upper body off the ground as if dealing with things as well.

Let them crawl on all fours and sit on their knees.

Next, have your hands on the floor.

Thus the last of Liu Hai's incarnations made him grab the king's head and rub his forehead against the floor.

"I'm sorry. You know, I've decided that this is the only way to talk to someone on the outside."

I mean - it was grounded.

"Oh, you haven't introduced yourself yet. I'm Liu Hai."

"I'm not Merlin."

With those words the king began to tremble and shout at all those around him.

"Ba... silly... stupid? Why are you two in a place like this? Everybody, kneel down and bow your heads!

In what was earlier the banquet hall of the liquor pond meat grove, all the royal nobles begin to bow their heads.

"Good. Looks like we're all finally getting a kick out of recognizing the status quo"

Where Liu Hai and Merlin nodded contentedly, the king murmured with his trembling voice.

"But... Master Liu Hai? I have a question."

"Hmm? What?

"You are called the most powerful of mankind... are you insane?

"Nothing's strongest, but it's not. So, what are you saying?

"Speaking of small countries... you've waged war, haven't you?

"Don't you like the way you say war?

"... Yes?

"Well, we fought, but so?

"This isn't just about our country… it's about selling fights against the state system itself, right? It's not just about the small countries on the border... if you do it badly, you will be the enemy of the world. We're going to deal with a world coalition, right?

"Oh, maybe? If that happens, even me, the boulder, is in real trouble. At best, there are three or four big countries you can deal with alone."

"You have always been neutral towards the state and power... why?

"Deal with the world and kill each other at four or six o'clock... and if you can, I'm no thankful for you. That's why you declared yourself neutral. Instead of interfering with Temeera, Temeera won't interfere with you."

"Exactly..."

The king continued his words with a trembling voice.

"A collection of nations...... are you going to start even in war with the World Union? In the first place, beings like you must only exist in myths and fairy tales. Even royal marquis nobility has limited information... you are such a contraindication. Even going out in public is a problem..."

Haha Liu Hai laughed.

"What did you say, cancer? Temeer got it wrong from the ground up. Cancer?

"... a mistake?

And so Liu Hai slapped Pong and Clap.

"Whoa, looks like we finally got a handsome guy, huh?

"... handsome... men?

Oh, and Liu Hai nodded, pointing out the window.

"It's a good place to overkill, but there's a monster in the group, isn't there?

Thus, looking out the window, the king ceased.

Well, that's not impossible either.

Anyway, before his eyes, there were six great monsters - dragons flying across the sky.

"Red Dragon... Blue Dragon... Yellow Dragon... Green Dragon... Silver Dragon... Gold Dragon... It's all about the ancient dragon species too... Legendary individuals..."

"And the Seven Dragon Elders, accompanied by the Divine Dragon Emperor, who is not there to bind the six tribes of the Dragon. Top S-Rank to SS Rank...... SSS Rank Ultra Dodd Power to the Kamikaze Emperor. Needless to say, we are all stripping this country of our fangs."

"Cover further... Master Liu Hai and Master Merlin, who are human beings but can be counted as SSS ranked warriors. Together, all of this truly outweighs even the catastrophe. Are you going to start the final war against the human species?

"So we're not going to be enemies of the world, are we? Even in the dragons that are flying over there, there's no way a group with the greatest power is going to do that, is there? Originally, the Dragons also interact with humans."

……

And so Merlin, who had been silent until now, opened her mouth.

"Well, Washi and Liu Hai are really oblivious to power relations. And there's also a reason he's late to get there."

"Why?"

"Whatever... I'm late for all this talk about the use of force. Wow, the dragon king? No, this is easier said among the eagles... the Dragon King?

That's how the door opened wide open and Shinjuku Kabukicho's sense...... a man appeared as a host.

"Hey, ladies, are you two arriving first? Apparently, I was the slowest."

"Ha! Though Temeer must have been the fastest mover? Still a tossed bastard."

The king's skin tone had lost its blood tone and had become earthy.

He is powerless with Henahena.

"The dragon emperor who sums up the dragon clan with mighty power, and the dragon sea to Master Merlin... I see"

To the word, Merlin leans her little neck.

"Uhn? What's the matter with you?

Trembling in small pieces in fear, the king said.

"It looks like you guys are really going to start a big fight against the world. If the three of you dictate to me... many countries will fall under your umbrella, especially if the dragon emperor dictates the land of the sub-people. No, I've always taken care of you for moving so far. What I'm saying is, under the water, you'd better assume that the alliance has been contracted."

So the three of them looked at each other and made a slightly like this look.

"Hey, are you kidding me?

"What is it... the dragon emperor?

"Merlin, if you're alone, Liu Hai, you have quite a few disciples, and you're a king to me, right?

"... Yes, I know?

"What makes you so sad that you have to go to war? You're putting all the people involved at risk, aren't you?

So, the king gives a bareback look.

"But now... we are actually exercising force in our country as a matter of fact, right?

"Oh, yeah."

"We cannot deal with you in our country. And if our country dies... you will be certified enemies of the world."

So the three of them started laughing aloud.

"Temeer's perception there was sweet. Sure enough, you and I used force in Temeer's country... we demonstrated, and the injured came out. But not a single one of them is dead. As a legitimate retaliation, it's well within our grasp."

"Legitimate retaliation? What are you talking about? This one broke the bones of four hundred and ninety-nine knights even though he had done nothing there, and wrapped the spiritual peaks of the country in the flames of the Red Lotus. Furthermore, the whole country suddenly appeared panicked by a herd of ancient dragon species..."

"Hey, are you kidding me? This one didn't do anything... what did you see?

"Yes, nothing I have done. It's impossible to be any fool king, such as a little bitter about the ultimate contraband like you."

"Hit me, Temee... hey? Awareness you're fighting and selling?

Merlin continued the words of Liu Hai.

"You're actually selling it."

"A witch in the witch kingdom dealing with the forbidden arts, the mightiest immortal of mankind, and... to the dragon emperor? Selling fights to you, etc... not really!

"No, I'm selling it. You've sold your fight to the three of them."

"What the hell... to whom?

Dragon King opened his mouth with a sigh where Liu Hai tried to say something.

"Well, anyway, the World Federation will remain silent on this one."

In those words, the king made a stunned look.

"My country will just be left to die......"?

"We mean it. Or I'm here assuming that in the worst case scenario, we'll really be enemies of the world."

……

So the Dragon King shrugged his shoulder.

"And that's what I enthusiastically told Emperor Jibbleheim, a heavy town in the World Union and my friend."

"... so?

"I got an answer that this is the only time I'm going to meditate on my eyes. Well, basically, it's a calculation that everyone knows better to sacrifice a small country on the border than to waste time stimulating us to be neutral and harmless and start a real world war."

"... does that mean that one country has been abandoned?

And so the Dragon King said, "Ha ha," with a bright smile at the bottom.

"Take off your position as head of the Dragon clan... me personally, and Merlin personally, Liu Haijun personally. With each personal statement alone, if you're a wagga mom to that extent, if you let me talk to you right where I'm supposed to go, it's obvious, right?

"Oh no... it's unscrupulous... Huh!

"No, it's not unscrupulous. I mean, that's what we are. That's what an overwhelming individual means."

The king meant exactly what King Dragon meant by his words, and that's how he rubbed his forehead on the ground of his own volition.

"My country declares its surrender against the three Kingdoms. The state will give you generous treatment..."

"I don't need a country. If that's what you want, the three of us will work together... and we'll be selling fights to the world a long time ago."

So, boy, Merlin shrugged his shoulder.

"Can we finally get down to business? Weren't they here to set up a fight in the first place, just to do you a favor?

Couscous and the Dragon King laughed.

"Though the threat seems to have passed a little. Hey, King? Merlin, as you said, we've really come to ask you. Well, it's true we're talking about smashing it if you say no."

"Please... what?

That is how the Dragon King struck the king in the ear.

"Actually... it's just a tease."

Hearing the words, the king opened his eyes... and shouted like half a scream.

"What... that's all... that's all the demands, so awesome!?

- Then the scene changes and moves to the headquarters of the Chamber of Commerce of Nuralis, the capital of the Bestaha country.