My Ability Is Role-playing

Confer title, superintelligent life form.

Just based on these two keywords, Qin Longshuang can imagine a million-word novel.

There’s nothing questionable about it.

What’s the matter?

It’s okay for the Lord of the Red Lotus to enlighten the Earth, but not okay for the Prophet to confer titles upon data life forms?

Although Ye Fengqing is strong, Qin Longshuang admits she’s beautiful and powerful, dazzling to the max, but Ma Ran is in no way inferior!

The reason...

Perhaps it’s because of humanity’s nature to "chase the light," in Qin Longshuang’s mind, the Prophet is not inferior to any life form.

"Is it Hongjun09239841?"

Qin Longshuang admired her memory, silently gave herself a like, and continued, "Even though I rarely read Primordial Chaos novels, I’ve heard of the name Hongjun."

"Is there some special meaning to choosing this name?"

"A Primordial Saint of the Digital World? Digital Heavenly Dao?"

"And just now, your voice didn’t sound like a mechanical program at all... Could it be a hacker brother teasing me for fun?"

"My Story with the Tyrant Hacker"?

Qin Longshuang usually isn’t very talkative, but now her curiosity was piqued, and she fired off several questions in a row.

A gentle and magnetic male voice once again transmitted from the phone.

"Data debugging in progress, please do not disturb."

Qin Longshuang felt like someone poured a bucket of cold water over her, she pursed her lips, "Tsk, so high and mighty..."

After muttering softly for a while, she perked up again, energetically saying, "How long does your debugging take? I can wait for you!"

The other side quickly responded: "The debugging process, without external interruptions, takes three minutes."

Qin Longshuang nodded slightly, "Alright! Then three minutes it is!"

Counting on her fingers for a few dozen seconds, she felt really bored and picked up her phone again.

The Strongman Paradise livestream interface hadn’t been closed.

Qin Longshuang noticed that netizens from around the world were still teasing that unlucky guy who claimed to have "zero talent" on the barrage.

"All the Extraordinary Sequence talents are zero?"

"Even joking should have its limits! I don’t believe there could be such a useless human being in the world!"

"Holy crap, a five-in-one panel, this is just unbelievable!"

"Are you the Ascetic Bachelor?"

"We are professionally trained, unless we can’t help it, otherwise... pfft hahaha!"

"This talent is so terrible, consider self-hypnosis, recharge faith, the Main God Game exists for talentless guys like you—from Germany with love."

"Fuck! Three hundred bucks, for a full set of tests? Are you serious?"

"China’s Superpower Sequence talent test is this cheap! Really?"

"I disbelieve it! They can’t even cover cost!"

"I’ve got photos and the truth, wait, I’ll post a thread later to show you my test receipt and data sheet, too bad my talent is so poor, the best Burning Martial talent is only seven points, barely meeting the Academic Society’s minimum standards, nearly didn’t pass."

"Yeah, if you didn’t pass, you could only settle for Tsinghua and Peking University [funny.jpg]"

"My Extraordinary talent ranks third in the whole grade, with a specialty leaning towards Seven Vortex Swordsmanship, yet it’s only four points! Are your numbers all fake?"

"Boasting bastards should die a horrible death! I absolutely don’t believe there’s anyone in the world with talent over five points!"

"Those vampires at USTT (United States Super Talent Testing Bureau)! Individual item testing for the Extraordinary Sequence costs six thousand US dollars! Note, that’s six thousand per item! I want to report their overpricing!"

"The French express their real-name envy."

"American friends, just take a break, they have the freedom to overcharge, you can’t restrict them."

"I have the freedom to report their overcharging!"

"Go away! Stop nesting dolls here!"

Others’ pain is the source of one’s own pleasure, Qin Longshuang found these words very true.

Seeing these barrages, she couldn’t help but laugh.

What is superiority?

This is all about comparison!

After looking around, Qin Longshuang lowered her voice, speaking softly to her phone, "Hongjun09... um, I forgot your name, should we be friends?"

"Data debugging in progress, please do not disturb."

Though she vaguely felt that the tone was a bit different, seeming slightly frustrated, Qin Longshuang didn’t overthink it and continued teasing with a cheerful demeanor, "Little brother, you have a really nice voice, wanna date?"

"...You’re so annoying."

"???"

"Oh, I knew you were a living person! Pretending to be an intelligent life form here!"

These words were intentionally said to bait, because while lurking in the Strongman Paradise livestream, she was also browsing many posts about "data life Hongjun" on the Earth Super Forum with her other phone.

Apparently, she wasn’t the only lucky one.

Earth Super Forum was filled with posts praising the Prophet, the identities and origins of Hongjun and its siblings were already confirmed.

Unfortunately, Hongjun09239841 didn’t take the bait, and couldn’t care less to engage with her.

Qin Longshuang had no choice but to keep fiddling with her phone.

After some time lurking on the forum, she contemptuously raised an eyebrow and dismissed those fanatically praising posts about the Prophet.

Despite admiring Ma Ran greatly, Qin Longshuang understood all too well, Ma Ran was also a human with emotions, not a flawless Saint; those netizens praised him only because they benefited from him, or had once received his favor.

Of course, there were also shallow fans of looks and combat power.

Qin Longshuang didn’t like those people and never saw them as comrades.

Truly, peak attracts false admirers, while the trough witnesses true believers!

In her view, most of those so-called Prophet fans, Martial God fans, Haotian fans, God fans, are not steadfast; once their idols fall, they’ll scatter like monkeys.

She believed she could understand Ma Ran.

Started with looks, respected for talent, united by kindness, enduring in character, loyal to belief.

This eternal lurker, Qin Longshuang, has debated hundreds of floors about the Prophet’s "belief" topic online.

No matter what others say, in her view, Ma Ran and Su Qiangwei’s beliefs, are all about protection!

Though these two are not flawless, each has small shortcomings known to all, such as Ma Ran’s cleanliness or Su Qiangwei’s being a sand sculpture; this unwavering belief almost makes Qin Longshuang feel they shine every time she sees them!

Like-minded people are comrades.

"If only I had such comrades too."

Qin Longshuang sighed quietly, losing interest, she tossed aside her other phone and continued lurking in the livestream, keeping herself entertained by browsing the silly barrages from global netizens.

"Setting the threshold for entry to Strongman Paradise at Tier One is quite reasonable, but... how is the combat power determined? If modified firearms are allowed, I feel like I can challenge Tier Three or even Tier Four projections."

"It never said you couldn’t bring them, if you have the ability, you can even take mechas inside, it’s written in the manual, it shows you weren’t paying attention during the lecture!"

"Living in this era is truly fortunate... life feels full of hope, lying in bed every day, looking forward to the next day’s arrival, to become stronger through one’s own efforts!"

"Old Versailles! Hearing this, it’s obvious you’re a high-VIP member of the Main God Game, either recharged with faith or an elite from the Academic Society, with a system handcrafted by the Prophet... I’m done."

"I eat lemons, one word, sour!"

"Honestly, this is the best era ever, without a doubt! Everyone’s destiny can be decided by themselves!"

"How can you have peaceful years without Ma Xiansheng and Master Qiangwei bearing weight for you?"

Seeing this, Qin Longshuang’s eyes lit up.

She had never seen anyone use the four words, "Master Qiangwei," before.

After pondering for a while, Qin Longshuang realized this title quite indeed matched the personality of that Martial God.

This impersonator had a high level of fidelity!

A new meme acquired!

But...

Speaking of which, "Ma Xiansheng" must refer to Prophet Ma Ran, right?

This nickname doesn’t quite fit.

It’s well known that Ma Ran is always low-key, possessing immense talent but showing only a fraction, completely contrary to this nickname, the compatibility is almost zero.

Moreover, even though Su Qiangwei’s sand sculpture is well-known, she wouldn’t be so childish as to give such a goofy nickname to her comrades.

So this Martial God impersonator, in the end, is still a bit off the mark.

"Data debugging complete, survival assistant Hongjun09239841 at your service!"

"Would you like to fill out the Strongman Paradise survey questionnaire?"