My apprentice is invincible

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Answer: I made myself feel reasonable before I said it.

-"The Art of Language: Nonsense"

After the old Guanzhu finished eating, he patted his stomach and began to pace around the room. Jiang Shouzheng and Jiang Shouji put down their chopsticks one after another, while Jiang Shouqin was doing the finishing work.

Just in the process of eating and chatting, it has been decided that he will wash the dishes today, so he will consume a lot of effort and eat a little bit more to compensate. As a younger brother, he has no right to speak, which is really letting people. I feel very sorry, especially when I still owe a huge debt, I can only say as little as possible to ensure that I will not be called on the debt.

Thinking of this, Jiang Shouqin glanced at Lao Guanzhu, and saw that he was holding his mobile phone and walking upright and cheerfully. It seemed that his attention was focused on the phone.

"Hey, Shouqin, why are you looking at me like this?" The old master looked at Jiang Shouqin with feeling.

Jiang Shouqin hurriedly lowered his head to drink the soup. When he raised his head again, he was puzzled: "Watch the Lord, I was eating very seriously just now. I absolutely must complete the task of the CD. I am not looking at you."

"Oh? Is this the case?" The old Guanzhu thought for a while and focused on the phone. Before Jiang Shouqin could breathe a sigh of relief, the old Guanzhu leaned forward and showed him the phone, which was displayed on the phone screen. It's a few gold bricks that look good in color. "Shouqin, do you think you should buy the gold bricks at the bank and not take them away, or should you buy them and keep them in your own home?"

Jiang Shouqin was stunned, and said: "I think, although the gold bricks are good, they can't be copied and thrown at people. The practicality is still relatively lacking. Since there is no practicality, then it is safer and more reliable to put it in the bank."

"Yes, I think so too." Lao Guanzhu patted Jiang Shouqin on the shoulder, "But now...I don't have the money for the BRICS yet, it's really regrettable."

Jiang Shouqin squeezed his fist, he wants to take care of his Qingfeng Shui!

...

The barefoot are not afraid to wear shoes.

Zhou Xin pulled the shopping interface of the electronic mall, choosing among various chamber pots...

"This one is good, and this one looks good, but the pattern is a bit complicated."

Although flush toilets and smart flush toilets have become popular, chamber pots have not completely disappeared from the market. Some sales seem to be quite high. I don’t know what they are doing...

Zhou Xin clicks to comment——

"There are a lot of gifts. I buy the chamber pot mainly because I want these gifts..."

"I have never used such a big cup before drinking. I will use this big cup tonight with my brother!"

"I wanted to buy it for my grandfather, but I found this thing very fun. I can test my accuracy anytime and anywhere. It's a peeing artifact!"

"..."

Sure enough, the Internet is not only full of fakes, but also full of many... dummies.

Zhou Xin decided not to read the comments. When he bought the consecrated Buddha beads, he was surprised by the fancy comments. Now he will not repeat the same mistakes.

Buying the second-selling chamber pot, this is just to prevent the first-selling one.

Place the order and fill in the address, and it will be delivered in the same city within half an hour.

"Sir, do you need to refill it?"

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"You're welcome, this is what we should do."

Sitting in the hotel lobby, Zhou Xin began to wait for his chamber pot and at the same time waited for the staff of Jinmufa Temple to come and pick up the pieces.

If the order is returned, it is natural to return the goods.

After Zhou Xin renewed the cup for the third time, a monk appeared in front of him, bowed his hand and said: "Excuse me, are you Zhou Xin Zhou's donor?"

"It's me." Zhou Xin raised his head, looked at the monk for a while and exclaimed, and said in a strange manner, "Don't say, if I hadn't really encountered something, I would still be fooled by you."

"Poor monk Jingxin, although I don’t know where our prayer beads make you dissatisfied, but I hope that the donor can eliminate the bad reviews of our shop because of our active refund and active pickup. We can give you some Compensation, such as pendants from Buddha statues."

"no way!"

Zhou Xin hesitated for a moment, and cut the line firmly: "Do you know that your prayer beads almost killed me today, I don't want you to kill others."

"Can you take the liberty to ask the last sentence, what makes the donor so angry?"

"You already feel presumptuous, and you still ask? I really don't know what to say, and if you don't give me these texts, the money has already been refunded anyway. I just have to return the things to you and stop pestering me."

It’s not that Zhou Xin has not negotiated with those professionals who cancel bad reviews. He summed up his experience-don’t leave these guys a little room to take advantage from the beginning. It’s too difficult. Not enough to describe the stickiness of their behavior.

Master Jingxin paused, put away the prayer beads and observed them, and put them in his hand. He once again bowed to Zhou Xin: "...Although I don’t know where the donor was offended, I hope the donor next time If you encounter trouble, you can actively maintain communication with our temple. To a certain extent, we will help every mortal who has sunk in the sea of ​​suffering and cross to the other shore together."

"Pull it down." Zhou Xin shook his hand, "You can go, I don't want to communicate with you anymore, don't bother me."

Master Jingxin took a step back and Shili left.

"The power on this buddha bead is still well preserved, but the benefactor is indeed looking like an unclean thing. Has someone intervened to ruin the business, or has Jianglong come?" Master Jingxin folded his hands and looked. Look at the sign in the toilet, and walk in that direction.

Just a few steps, passing by an elevator, the robot walked out of it, causing Master Jingxin's pupils to shrink suddenly, and his body subconsciously moved laterally against the wall.

"What's the matter with this monk?"

"Is it Kung Fu just now?"

"This must be practiced, awesome!"

Negotiations with people around do not affect Master Jingxin's eyes on the robot...

"This robot is a magic weapon, no, there are magic weapons in this robot!"

Dharma implements and Buddhist implements are just different in the energy medium used. Buddhist implements can be transformed into Buddhist implements, and Buddhist implements can also be transformed into Buddhist implements.

Now it seems that misfortune and blessing depend on it.

Although the shop received "malicious" bad reviews, there seemed to be surprises waiting for him.

Now it doesn’t matter what goes to the toilet, what’s important is to see what’s inside this robot!

...

"Master, there are just a few dishes and nothing else."

"Yes, the poor monk just wants to see these... dishes, can you sell these dishes to the poor monks? The poor monks are willing to bid... one hundred thousand! If your hotel still has these Can you show the same dishes to the poor monk? If you close your eyes, it will cost you 100,000!"