My apprentice is invincible

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"I still have to sleep now. Didn't you play late last night? Let mother sleep a little longer."

"Don't lick, don't lick, I will get angry if I lick again."

Now she is trying hard to open her eyes, but she can only raise her brows and make more forehead lines... nothing more.

[Wake up, mother, wake up, hurry up and wake up, I want to go out to pee.

"Okay, I get it, I know you are going out to pee, but I still want to sleep for a while...Sleep for a while..."

As he spoke, Xu Miao woke up all at once, as if he had been showered from head to toe by water!

"Fuck?? Who!!!!"

Xu Miao sat up all of a sudden, feeling his head hitting something furry.

[It hurts, it hurts me so much, mom, are you stupid with your head?

Xu Miao now feels that her head is dizzy, because she "struggled" too hard to get up, and also because of something hit when she got up!

but!

It doesn't matter!

Now I have in my room... Metamorphosis is the most dangerous thing!

There is a pervert in my room!Actually want to let this young and invincible girl take him to pee!Damn it!Is this a request that people can make?

You still call yourself mother?

This is ruining one's own reputation!She is a big girl of Huanghua, but she didn't applaud for love like her roommates. Where did the child come out of the stone?!

'Calm down, calm down, Miaomiao, you must be calm, you must be calm, and your mentality must not collapse!Listening to the voice, there is no other noise, indicating that the other party is now a man, and there is only one!If you don’t calm down, you...the night festival will not be guaranteed, the family doesn’t even have safety measures to protect yourself, bah bah, the situation is not so bad now!'

Xu Miao has a senior girl who is very powerful and cool. During the two months of the junior summer vacation, when others were talking about friends, eating, and putting on make-up, that senior girl went on a bicycle trip alone!

Riding for a long time!

Every day I share in my circle of friends what I saw, who I met, where I live...

At first, such a move only attracted the attention of a few friends in her circle of friends. In addition to praising and waving the flag, everyone was to make her personally pay attention to safety. Later, the school’s propaganda department discovered this and took the initiative to connect with her. , And also hosted a live broadcast.

The live broadcast method is also very simple-##

This is a live broadcast with no dialogue, only the slightly shaking scenery and the sound of the wind.

It seems that it is amazing!

After the school sister returned to school, the school also asked her to give a speech. One sentence she said in it impressed Xu Miao deeply——

[Everyone asks me to pay attention to safety, and I also pay attention to it. I abide by traffic rules, don’t go to dark places, don’t leave with strangers, don’t go to bad guest houses, and most importantly, I pack them in my bag The last safety measure.... Everyone is an adult, so naturally we want to protect ourselves. Don’t look cool, but I’m actually a little scared when I think about it now. After all, I’m also a What a delicate girl, yes, I am a delicate girl, and my heart is hot at that time.

When she said this, the senior sister lifted up her sleeves and revealed her arms that were thicker than her thighs——

The atmosphere in the audience suddenly rose to the top!

Especially those boys!

'I knew I should listen to my senior sister, and put something to make myself safe in my own home!Electric shock sticks, chili water... and the like should also be arranged!When this is over, buy it right away!'

Xu Miao kept comforting herself, telling herself that if you open your eyes, you must not have excessive behavior. If you have excessive behavior, you may be annoyed by the perversion that invades your room and will cause indelible damage to your personal and property. Just cause property...

Property is not good either!

My most important asset now is the bag of spicy strips on my bedside!Watching the news during this period of time, there were "spicy thief" haunting the women's community. When they were arrested, they were also called "theft also has the right way."

Pooh!

What is even more uncomfortable is that once the news is broadcast, there are people who think that this person has stuck to his bottom line in the most difficult time?!

Spicy bar, is that simple spicy bar?That is the most important part and bottom line of that girl's property!

...After thinking about some things indiscriminately and making his mind a little clearer, Xu Miao took a deep breath, once again told him to calm down, and opened his eyes.

With the light shining through the curtains, Xu Miao began to observe where he lived——

The messy quilt, slightly.

A pair of cute little feet, you might catch a cold like this, and it feels a lot warmer after retracting into the bed... that can be omitted.

A Lele that looks a bit heavy, it's slightly...no, it can't be ignored!

pissed off!Other people raise dogs, they can help watch the house, what about your own dog?Now he looks very happy!Sure enough, like an online test, are you mingling with strangers?!

Humph!

After sending away the stranger at home, settle accounts with this dog!If necessary, it is also necessary to buy less cosmetics and spend a little money to send this dog to the dog training college to go to school!

keep an eye on--

A trash can full of garbage, a desk full of books, a desk lamp that has not been turned off,...

Xu Miao never realized that his rented house was so messy!

Is this a girl's room?I didn't observe it carefully in normal times!What a mess!

When this girl is safe, tidy up the house, she definitely wants that kind of clean look!

But... after looking around, Xu Miao didn't notice the "perversion" that he had just talked to.

"So, I just had a dream?"

Xu Miao scratched his hair. The nervousness suddenly came down. As soon as his muscles became loose, he lay back on the bed and took a long breath...

[Get up!

"what!!!!!"

Xu Miao yelled before he could finish his breath, and his voice suddenly rose to the highest level.

She just found out that she didn’t say that to her, it seemed that she was raised by herself...

'Lele, alas, don't be so naughty, if you can speak, it's fine, I can educate you well.'

'Lele, how many times have you said it, how many times have you said it, why don't you listen to it every time, and tilt your head?You can understand people clearly.'

'Lele, if you can speak human, you can chat with your mother, and your mother won't feel so lonely anymore.'

'...'

Although Xu Miao would think about letting Lele talk to herself after a while, but...

Dogs talk, make people very scared, OK!

"Don't come over! Go back! Go back a little! Yes, stay in the corner for me!"

After a while, Xu Miao reacted and started telling Lele to squat in the corner!

[Good mother, don't be so nervous, I'm just a dog.

Unexpectedly, today's Lele is very obedient and very good communication...

God is so good to communicate!

Is this two-way communication between man and dog?!

"You say! Who are you?!"

[When discussing philosophical issues such as who I am, mom, can you take me outside first?I feel urgency to urinate now, oh hoo hoo hoo hoo, I can't hold it anymore, so anxious.

While speaking, Lele jumped out of bed in front of Xu Miao and raised his leg to the trash can...

The familiar feeling came up all at once, and the brain didn't need to think. Xu Miao subconsciously picked up the clothes rail next to the bed: "LeLe!"

[So cool, so cool, so cool]

"..." Seeing the humble appearance of the dog he raised, Xu Miao didn't feel that scared anymore. Apart from being able to talk, this dog didn't seem to have changed much.

Didn't I always hope that this dog could talk?

Now that I have said something, isn't it a very good thing?

After a while, Xu Miao accepted the fact that his dog can talk: "How can you talk?" Hot search novel www.resoooxs.com

[That’s a long story, that day when you were holding me, I first took my left front foot, synchronized my right back foot, then my right front foot, synchronized my left back foot, two steps in one step, two steps in three steps, and I walked for a long time. , I’m stuck out my tongue... I found that you want to get into a car at will. I’ve told you many times that I don’t like to ride in a car. I feel very uncomfortable. I feel sick, but you still want to take me to the car, especially if you actually want to take me to the car of such a horrible guy, wow, it’s horrible, that person, that person is better than you when you see me eat shit It was ten thousand times scarier when it was, no, ten thousand times ten thousand times!......

It took Xu Miao for a long time before she made it clear--

The driver who took the car last time is a master!

He left something good on Lele for some reason, and then Lele would speak.

"Great hidden in the city! Did I meet an expert?! Isn't this the plot in the novel? Am I the heroine? It seems a good start with a dog."

In normal times, Xu Miao still reads online articles. Shuang Wen is cool, but it is still a bit far from reality.

right now!

Not far away anymore!

I already have a dog, a talking dog!This is absolutely awesome!What a fuck is not enough!

"By the way, that expert is definitely going to make a strategy, and that expert is still a junior of his own class. It is definitely a treasure! Definitely need to get in touch with each other and exchange! Get a blood!"

Lele stuck out her tongue and looked at her "mother" saying things she didn't understand, and then she felt like she wanted to pee...

'Although I still feel a little pain in my butt, I can't hold it anymore. Normally, I've already gone out at this point. How can I still lock my freedom in this room?I have definitely gone out to say hello to my dream goddess'

Thinking about it, Lele stood up, came to the wall, and raised his leg...

"Lele!!!"

...

...

"Lele, can you find that person now?"

[I can't feel that terrible man.

"Use your nose to look for it. The happiness of the rest of our lives is Jackie Chan and Phoenix. It's up to you."

[But I'm just a dog, I'm still a husky, my nose is not that bright.

"Then you let me smell it?!"

[Yes, mom, you seem to be more useless than me.

"..."

Xu Miao watched Lele start to smell it earnestly, and finally held back his fist and let it go. Next time, next time...

If it weren’t for how I looked at the next year’s list of boys, I couldn’t tell which one was driving, and would I still need this dog to go out?

Now that I have finally passed the “cute”, risking flashing the young old waist to the school building with Lele, I still can’t give up halfway!

While Lele was sniffing seriously, Xu Miao was also thinking about it seriously—

According to my impression at the time and the vehicle information displayed on the taxi-hailing software, the average student cannot afford such an expensive car. According to my own reasoning, only the "Lin Qingxian" referred to by the sisters seems to be a little bit so. may.

However, no matter how you look at Lin Qingxian's photos, you don't have much feeling, but...when you look at the photos of other students, you don't have much feeling.

Maybe someone is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

No matter how you look at it, people have some doubts!

'The expert should not lie!He definitely concealed my memory. An expert is worthy of being an expert, but Xu Miao is not a vegetarian. I have my own reasoning!'

Xu Miao stood up and made his chest pad more upright. I don't know if an expert would like it, but this is definitely not annoying, right?

After I find someone, I don’t like it... better, throw it away!It's so hot!

[Mom, I found it!

Lele's sudden action almost dislocated Xu Miao's hand, and then...they came to the toilet.

"Lele, what did you find?"

[Mom, I found something to eat, it smells so delicious.

"Lele! Do you remember why I let you come here?!"

[Don’t even think about it, it must be looking for food, what else is more important than looking for food, hurry, let me go, let me in!I'm going to eat!......Do not!!!you can not do that!

Suddenly, Xu Miao led Lele outside the teaching area. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he stopped in front of him... a police car. Three police officers got in and out of the car. One said nothing. Le Ge hugged her and stuffed it into the trunk of the car. The other two said nothing, and drove her into the car...

"..."

What the hell?

Before Xu Miao could react, or Xu Miao felt that she couldn't move anymore!

I felt that everything on my body was enveloped in a terrifying atmosphere, and I would die if I moved.

She could not forget the eyes of those people at the school gate, pity, sympathy...

'What did i do wrong?!'

Xu Miao couldn't say these words, it was terrible, terrible!

This terrible atmosphere disappeared suddenly when the police car started.

The muscular man standing on her left spoke: "Liu Ming, the expenses will be settled earlier, this time is considered a task of the special office?"

The man driving the dog just now responded: "Xu Liang, the money will be given, so don't be so eager."

Driving her right hand, the person who looked like a butterscot said, "Try to settle as quickly as possible, we are almost out of food."

Many thoughts flashed in his mind, Xu Miao raised his hand, whispering weakly:

"...If you have no food, don't embark on the path of illegality and crime. I have money and I can lend it to you. Don't worry, you let me go now. I don't blame the past. I borrow money. Here you are, it’s not interest, I can still eat the big gluten that I have kept for many years, oh oh, you must not sell me, I haven’t fallen in love yet, I, oh oh ......"

As he talked, Xu Miao's emotions didn't falter all at once, and he began to cry. When Xu Liang wanted to comfort him, Xu Miao leaned forward and pulled the car window and shouted outside:

"Help, help, help!"

However, there seemed to be something wrong with her voice, no matter how hard she was, no matter how hysterical, her voice was very soft and weak.

The next second, she was pulled back into the car and the window was closed.

The man who looked like a cream nanny stretched out his hand and humbly smiled: "Hello Xu Miao, introduce yourself. My name is Wang Fei. When you just got in the car, I already gave you a little bit of my special "Shout to throat." No one cares about your fans. The latest model is here, and it won’t cause harm to your body. The effect lasts for half an hour, so don’t waste your energy.”

"...Hey, my old lady...I didn't want to do anything just now, I just wanted to get some air." Xu Miao wiped the tears that he had squeezed out, and said in a low voice. "I have absolutely no intention of running away."

[Mom, don't be afraid, I am here.

At this time, Xu Miao felt something against her back, and moved forward a bit, a dog's head poked out from it.

...

...

"Wonder? Special office? Am I half a shaman now?"

Xu Miao looked at the electronic certificate issued to him that looked a bit like that, and then downloaded an app called "Cultivation World" which is said to be an online gathering place for modern practitioners. We) watch, register, bind, log in.

Before the official login, there was a splash screen. I thought it was short, but after about thirty seconds, the flash was still——

"Young people, just come and make it. You share a share and I will jointly fund our own grand event! The Cultivator Conference invites you to participate as a shareholder! Let's play the'Cultivator Conference' together."

How to exit this flash?

Xu Miao looked at the four corners of the screen, but didn't see the "Exit" message...

"It's okay, wait a minute," said the strange man named Wang Fei.

Sure enough, after waiting for a while, I entered the interface, and the top message was--

#Official can actually eat so ugly, I am really a Buddha, I invested ten dollars, and finally there are no pop-up ads, let's invest money together#

This post occupies an entire interface.

"..."

This is the so-called online gathering place for modern practitioners?

Xu Miao expressed strong doubts.