Chapter 1042: Ironclad Straight Man
"Alright, don’t worry, I’m not teasing you anymore!"
Lin Feng hugged Zhang Yuxi, quickly speaking to reassure her.
After the two shared a tender moment...
"Alright, honey, go wash up."
"Your hubby will make you breakfast now, be good."
Lin Feng said softly.
"I don’t feel like moving..."
Zhang Yuxi said lazily.
"Come on, you still need to go back to school later."
Lin Feng coaxed Zhang Yuxi.
This silly little girl, acting like a child refusing to budge.
Lin Feng smiled helplessly.
"I want a hug~"
Zhang Yuxi sat on the bed, stretching out her arms and pouting.
Wearing a long T-shirt nightgown, she looked absolutely adorable while acting cute!
"Alright! Hubby will give you a hug!"
Lin Feng said with a doting smile.
"Hehe..."
Zhang Yuxi threw herself into Lin Feng’s arms, clinging to his neck like an octopus, her legs wrapped around his waist tightly.
Lin Feng shook his head and smiled helplessly, carrying Zhang Yuxi to wash up.
This silly girl is like this every day; if I were a bit weaker, I wouldn’t be able to meet her demands!
Lin Feng thought to himself.
Afterwards, he carried Zhang Yuxi back to the room after they finished freshening up, and then Lin Feng went to make breakfast.
"Chop chop chop..."
In the kitchen, Lin Feng was once again performing his God-level Culinary Skills with the flair of a magic show.
Soon, a table full of Cantonese breakfast was brought to the dining table.
There were steamed ribs in black bean sauce, soft chicken feet, siu mai, glutinous rice chicken...
All classic Cantonese breakfast dishes!
Lin Feng took off his apron and washed his hands.
As he wiped his hands, he walked towards the bedroom on the second floor.
"Little lazy pig, get up for breakfast~"
Lin Feng pushed the bedroom door open and walked in.
"Ah~"
"I’m changing clothes!"
"Hurry up and get out!"
At this moment, Zhang Yuxi was changing clothes in the room, and Lin Feng walked in.
Zhang Yuxi gave Lin Feng a sidelong glance, playfully scolding him.
Lin Feng didn’t say anything; he just leaned against the door, admiring the beautiful view in front of him without looking away!
He nodded his head approvingly!
Such a great figure, so slender, how does this little fool grow this way? She doesn’t even work out, yet her figure is so good?
Lin Feng wondered.
This little fool can maintain a perfect figure while eating and drinking every day. If other girls knew, they’d probably be so envious they’d hate her!
By this time, Zhang Yuxi had finished changing clothes. When she turned around, she saw Lin Feng leaning against the door watching her, occasionally nodding his head.
"Does it look good?"
Zhang Yuxi asked.
"Yeah, looks great!"
Lin Feng replied without hesitation.
Then he realized what he just said.
"Huh?"
"Hehehe..."
Lin Feng awkwardly scratched his nose and laughed.
"Hmph, you big bad guy!"
Zhang Yuxi glanced at Lin Feng and playfully scolded him.
"Alright, we’re an old couple now, it’s not like I haven’t seen you before, hehe..."
Lin Feng walked over to hug Zhang Yuxi’s slender waist, saying with a mischievous smile.
"Annoying!"
"Stop it, it’s so embarrassing!"
Zhang Yuxi stomped her foot and covered her face.
"Hahaha..."
"Alright, alright, I won’t say anymore."
"My dear wife, breakfast is ready. Let’s go down and eat."
Lin Feng smiled and spoke softly.
At the mention of breakfast, Zhang Yuxi’s eyes lit up, and she looked like a little glutton!
Lin Feng smiled helplessly, thinking in terms of the internet slang of his past life, Zhang Yuxi is a true foodie!
After that, Zhang Yuxi took Lin Feng’s hand, and they went downstairs to eat breakfast.
"Wow~"
"Hubby, I feel so happy~"
Zhang Yuxi exclaimed with starry eyes as she reached the dining table.
"Uh..."
"Little fool, you feel happy because there’s delicious food!"
Lin Feng smiled wryly.
"I feel happy because hubby is here!"
"Because when hubby is here, there’s delicious food!"
"Hehehe..."
Zhang Yuxi said playfully.
"Uh..."
"You, you leave me with no choice!"
"Alright, little foodie, sit down and eat before it gets cold, it’ll taste bad by then."
Lin Feng smiled, speaking with a doting expression.
"Yeah, yeah."
Zhang Yuxi smiled sweetly.
Then the two of them began to enjoy the delicious breakfast.
The exquisite and sweet taste of the Cantonese breakfast made Zhang Yuxi enjoy it to the fullest.
Plus, with Lin Feng’s God-level Culinary Skills, turning simple ingredients into something divine, it’s irresistible!
After thoroughly enjoying breakfast, Zhang Yuxi sat in a chair by the dining table, rubbing her belly with a satisfied look.
"Hubby, if I ever get fat, you’re not allowed to dislike me!"
"It’s your fault for making such delicious food!"
Zhang Yuxi said seriously, her face earnest.
"Uh..."
"I won’t dislike you, even if you get fat, I’ll still love you!"
Lin Feng was taken aback for a moment, then said.
"Hmph!"
"You’re wrong!"
"You should say, no way my wife could ever get fat!"
"In my heart, my wife is the most beautiful!"
"That’s what you should say!"
"Hmph, I’m mad now!"
"I’m ignoring you!"
Zhang Yuxi said puffed up, sulking.
Lin Feng: "..."
She’s being unreasonable!
Lin Feng smiled bitterly and helplessly...
"My dear wife, that’s exactly what I meant!"
"There’s no way my wife could ever get fat!"
"Now or in the future, you’ll never gain weight!"
"You’ll always be the most beautiful in my heart!"
Lin Feng quickly tried to appease Zhang Yuxi.
"Pfft..."
"Hmph, smart of you!"
"I’ll let you off this time!"
After hearing Lin Feng’s words and seeing him all nervous, Zhang Yuxi couldn’t hold back her laughter.
Lin Feng then secretly wiped the sweat off his forehead...
Once the relationship changes, even a goddess reveals her Little Witch nature...
Being a man is tough...
...
After eating breakfast.
And tidying up a bit.
Lin Feng and Zhang Yuxi prepared to head out to school.
Lin Feng sat on the sofa waiting for Zhang Yuxi to do her makeup.
Even though Lin Feng felt Zhang Yuxi was already as beautiful as a goddess without any makeup.
But being beautiful is a girl’s exclusive privilege, and Zhang Yuxi always applies some sunscreen and does her eyebrows before going out.
Lin Feng didn’t understand any of this.
Anyway, as long as girls apply stuff to their faces, Lin Feng considered it makeup.
Zhang Yuxi explained to him several times about sunscreen, isolation, lotion, etc., but Lin Feng found it all confusing and forgot it quickly.
Eventually, Zhang Yuxi got tired of explaining it to him; Lin Feng was just a straight-laced guy!
"Hubby, I think my period just arrived."
Zhang Yuxi’s voice came from the room.
"Ah??"
"Uh..."
Lin Feng was startled for a moment, then realized what she meant.
"Honey, are you alright?"
Lin Feng hurried into the bedroom.