My Dad Is Too Strong

When I was dining with my colleagues at work, I was often silent.

Sometimes during a meal, they often didn't have a few words of conversation. This was the moment. There was a sense of silence among the crack exploration workers who were eating at the Cheonggukjang house in front of City Hall. Whenever that happened, Kang Chul-soo would throw a gag out of the blue.

"When an owl falls into the water....... Attachment, attachment, attachment."

There was a moment of silence. Usually, in this case, the atmosphere gets cold.

Do-jun stopped laughing. I didn't force myself to laugh for my social life, but because I felt it was really fun. And so was Kwon Hyuk-soo.

"Sir, that was funny."

"That's right? There's something else. When the king parks...…."

Feeling better, Kang Chul-soo showed off a few more hidden jokes.

The commonly referred to as 'old man's gag. If ordinary people heard it, they would shake their heads with a straight face, but Do-jun, who somehow matched his old man's gag with his code, laughed whenever Kang Chul-soo made a joke.

"Oh, my God, is that really funny?"

"......."

"When the king parks, parking? Where on earth did you learn that?"

As Ragheim frowned with disgust, Kiriel slowly hid the "gag collection" he was holding in his hand behind his back. The gags I read in the bookstore with a big smile were somehow being denied.

"Hm, hm. I thought this body was boring, too."

"Really?"

"Yes!"

Kiriel exclaimed with a peep. And, realizing that he dared to yell at the King of Spirits, Kiriel quickly got out of the Spirit by using teleport skills. Ragheim breathed a deep sigh at Kiriel, who was running away with a sigh.

"When the king parks, it's parking... ..."

Ragheim, who thought it was ridiculous and thought it over and over again.

For a moment, I laughed without realizing it. And somehow she felt ashamed, and her face turned a little red.

***

Back in the cart, Kiriel washed the dishes with a pretty sullen face, and breathed a deep sigh. Hakase, who was sweeping the floor, looked at Kiriel with his eyes wide open. For some reason, Kiriel, who has been sighing wildly since a while ago, was displeased.

"Lizard."

"Why."

"This body, I guess, doesn't fit the gag code with other people."

"Suddenly?"

Stop washing the dishes.

Kiriel said in a melancholy voice.

"The lizard. When the king parks, it's parking...…."

"......what are you talking about?"

"It's not funny, is it?"

"Uh. None."

"Whoo......."

a resignation sigh

It occurred to me that Hakase couldn't possibly understand that stupid bastard.

After a while, Kiriel, who had finished washing the dishes, left, saying he would go somewhere else. Hakase murmured, recalling what Kiriel had said earlier.

"If it's parking when the king parks, it'll be King Kong if the king falls. Oh, this is funny."

Hakase giggled and began to trim the ingredients.

"What the hell is this dog?"

The star picked up a book that was on the ground. A thin book that falls in front of a class F crack in Huam-dong. However, the cover was so worn out that I couldn't know the title. Ramsu, who was taking a walk with the stars, tilted his head and stared up at the book.

What book is it?

"Gle bird?"

The star opened the book. Korean followed by the alphabet Q and A.

I look at each one carefully thinking about what this is all about.

Q. What is the world's best broken window?

A. It's a mess.

It was about this way.

Anyway, there were hundreds of such questions and answers.

The star blinked, and soon smiled broadly.

"Quiz is everything!"

Quiz?

"Woong. Moon Jae, my third oldest child, Go."

However, it seems quite difficult.

I thought a child couldn't solve a star at this level.

The 'quiz book' smiled broadly, speculating that it was intended for adults.

Wow! That sounds fun!

"That guy? You go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go?"

Good!

What can I do to play with this?

The star pondered over it, and ran briskly to somewhere as if he had a good idea. Ramsu also jumped after the stars.

***

What would happen if a monster appeared in town?

Most people tend to flee to the shelters around them in a panic. Even if it was an F-class monster, it was common for the general public to scream because it could not be overcome.

However, the residents of Bangbae-dong had exceptions.

It was an F-class monster, a horned squirrel that roamed here and there with stars.

Rather, I used to come up first and give out some food to Ramsu.

Anyway.

"Hello, new yo!"

Park Deok-bae, who was organizing the newly stocked clothes on the display in front of the store, looks back.

A star in a fluttering white dress stands smiling brightly.

A smile quickly spread around Park Deok-bae's mouth. It wasn't Monday, but joy was ahead of the fact that the stars came to play. The star had a book on his side.

"Ah, Joe."

"Huh?"

"Bam Lee, will you play Quiz?"

"Hahaha! I wondered what book it was, and it was a quiz."

"My!"

"Okay. Will you give me a question?"

The star opened the book. And with his eyes glaring, he began to select the problem carefully.

"That Rom door-to-be-jacked dog?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Baram, is this bizarre dog Boo the late Jackson?"

Where the wind blows cutely.

Park Deok-bae rolled his head with folded arms.

But I couldn't think of the answer right away.

"I don't know. What's the answer?"

"per minute."

At the moment, Park Deok-bae realized that it was what he called an "old man's joke."

"Hahaha! Yes, I see. It's Bundang."

Byul didn't know why the answer was 'bundang'.

Whatever it was, Park Deok-bae seemed to be happy and felt good.

"Are you having fun?"

"Yes! You like this stuff."

"Gle Ku Na."

"Byul's dad would love it, too. No?"

"Hot! Ul Abba do Quiz Joe Ahae?"

"Well, that's ambiguous, but you'll like it if Byul pays."

I thought I should give Byul to my dad if I go home later.

"By the way, I'm gonna give you a prize for making you laugh."

Park Deok-bae gave a handful of delicious candies for the stars.

Star bowed his head, saying, 'Thank you!' and moved on to the next store, sharing candy with Ramsu.

"Karl, this is so different, Mon? Black and blue!"

"Saram, what about the mountain silver? Eye vs. Ssan Mac!"

"Wow, this palace kid is going to go, Ro Ha Mon? Palace poem Long palace poem long."

A few days later.

Kiriel sobbed down the street and unwittingly turned to the bookstore. No matter how much I think about it, the "gag collection" he chose was funny, but when others said it was not fun, I wondered what kind of jokes people liked, so I decided to check.

Dangling.

"Oh, Mr. Kiriel. Hi, how are you?"

The bookstore staff recognizes Kiriel.

Kiriel was one of the VIPs who spent more than 1 million won a month buying books, so he couldn't help but know. Kiriel nodded.

"Hmm. I have a question for this body."

"Yes. Go ahead."

"What's the hottest humor book these days?"

"Good humour....... Aha!"

The bookstore staff dragged Kieriel to the "Popular Master of the Month" section.

Then he picked up a book and showed it to Kiriel. Kiriel, whose book was handed over to the staff.

The staff smiles and explains the book.

"It's called a collection of gags, and it's so popular with people these days. Why, old man's joke? It started selling like hot cakes a few days ago, so I got 50 books today."

"......."

"What's wrong with you?"

Kiriel rubbed his eyes like he couldn't believe it.

This was because it was definitely a collection of "gags" that were criticized by people, including Ragheim and Hakase.

"Yi, this is the most popular?"

"Yes. Look, people are buying it now, aren't they? Oh, and this is only for you, Kiriel. The publisher is planning to publish 'Gag Collection 2' next month. Haha."

Kiriel's lips began to turn twenty-two.

Of course. No matter how much I think about it, I don't think his humor code is mainstream.

Kiriel ran to the counter with a gag collection book in his hand.

***

"Captain, do you read?"

"Oh. Look at this, it's in a book. I only saw it on the Internet."

When asked by Kwon Hyuk-soo, Kang Chul-soo shows the title of the book.

"This is a hit these days."

"People seem to like this kind of gag."

"I know. Dojun, did you see this, too?"

Do-jun, who was working, glanced over the partition and nodded as he glanced at the book Kang Chul-soo was holding. Recently, it occurred to me that I carried that book with me when I went out to play. Especially, there was no one who didn't know in downtown Bangbae-dong.

"Ram Zhi, don't do it tomorrow. Aah!"

The star waved at the rat entering his cave.

Time was passing 6 p.m. before we knew it. The star recalled the fact that his father was coming home soon, so he hurried home.

Let the baby drop the book in his hand, and he clasped it in his arms.

***

After arriving home from work, Dojun finished taking a shower and sat on the sofa.

Then, the star came as if it had been waiting. The baby had a book in his hand.

"Ambar."

"Huh?"

"Quiz, lose, ah?"

Dojun smiled and nodded.

"Jing ja? That rome, rice ri, when you're going to ashore."

"Yes."

After opening the book carefully.

To turn the pages of a book; skim through a problem.

She curled her lips underlining the problem with her cute fingers like bracken.

"You go, you big dog. You're the one who cried."

The baby walked around Dojun with his hands behind him.

"Door ash. Boo, oo, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee, yee." What are you talking about?"

"Extra-bellied, attached-wow."

The baby opened his eyes wide as if surprised.

But soon, I opened my eyes wide.

"Haji Mann Dam and the er."

Do-joon held back his laughter.

"Second time ashore. King, two weeks' tea. What is the answer?"

"Hmm. This is hard."

"Are you going to Hint?"

"Yes."

Byul decided to say the first letter.

However, I had to look for the book again because I couldn't think of the answer.

When. Dojun said slowly.

"Oh, is it parking?"

The stars blinked.

Then I looked through the book, and I was surprised.

"Cheo, all the cloths...…."

The answer was, indeed, parking as my dad said.

"Apba. Correct answer. Oh, ka ah rat lose again?"

"Dad knows everything."

Byul thought, "Dad knows everything."