My Dad Is Too Strong
Daddy's too strong. Episode 285.
Today's lunch is ramen.
Dojun opened the cupboard and saw the ramen. It was a little too much for one adult male and one baby, but the star's appetite was better than other children of his age, so two bags of ramen were enough to be eaten by himself, so he took out three bags and put them on the table.
"Both of 'em!"
The star walked in amazement at the fact that his father was cooking ramen.
Ramen cooked by my dad when I'm hungry is the best. The star watched from the side to see if it was very interesting to cook ramen. It was different for each person, but Dojun put the soup in the water first. Soon after the water boiled, the unique spicy smell of ramen came up.
Add noodles and boil for 3 more minutes.
"Come on, eat."
Dojun gave two servings to Byul.
The star soon began to storm through the ramen.
"Ha. It's delicious."
next day
Kiriel yawned loudly and left the room.
Today is a day when the cart bar is off. Therefore, I woke up at lunch time because I didn't care if I slept too late. Kiriel opened the door of the refrigerator, took out the bottled water and opened the lid. Then he secretly drank with his mouth, looking at Hakase's countenance in the living room.
"Hey! Kiriel!"
"Laughing!"
Kiriel took his mouth off the bottle, and hid it behind him.
Then hurriedly turned his head toward Hakase and stammered.
"Ee, I didn't drink it with my mouth. Really......"
"The King of the Earth gave me a painting as a gift. Should I hang it here?"
"......picture?"
Fortunately, he didn't see you drinking water with your mouth open.
Kiriel walked to Hakase in relief for a moment.
Hakase was looking around with a piece of ink painting in his hand.
"Walk anywhere. This body doesn't matter."
"Oh, and...…."
Even before Hakase's words were over, Cyriel walked back to the whirling refrigerator.
I tried to give you some precautions about this painting, but Hakase, who was wondering if it would be a big deal, hung it in the middle of the wall.
Boom boom!
Someone knocked on the gate.
Dog, bird, yo!
Hakase, who heard the voice, smiled broadly and turned toward the gate.
And
Whi-ying.
a breath of wind that crept into the living room
The wind dropped the ink-and-wash painting hung by Hakase.
The ink-and-wash painting went through a crack in the door of a small room in the wind.
***
Kiriel had quite a lot of money.
Even if Hakase didn't get 50,000 won per day, his bank account was quite ample because the extra income from the comic book store was quite salty. In fact, Kiriel, who is not very greedy for money, bought the stars cute clothes or toys whenever he was bored, and bought a full copy of the fairy tale book on the market in preparation for the stars to come.
"Aah. Is it fun?"
"Woong."
"Hoot. There are many fairy tales."
in the midst of so much fun
A rumbling sound came from the three ships at the same time.
Kiriel scratched his head and headed for the refrigerator.
When I open the refrigerator, I see an empty interior.
Kimchi and eggs were the only side dishes.
The tongue.
Close it again.
And searched the cupboard.
There were five bags of ramen in the cupboard.
"All I have is ramen...…."
growl rumbling
I didn't want to eat ramen today.
Because I ate ramen with Hakase until I was bored when I saw the house. Hakase also clicked his tongue. Hakase, lying on the floor of the living room, bouncing up his upper body.
"The loser of rock-paper-scissors buys side dishes. Deal?"
Kiriel's eyes were wide open.
"Let's do this."
"Scissors, rocks...…."
It was time for the two men to come to a conclusion.
The stars, staring at the cupboard, approached the two.
"Would you like to open the rice paddle?"
"......?"
a smiling star
The pupils of his eyes.
The eyes, when the star desperately wants something, came out.
"You can turn it off well."
In fact, Star had never cooked ramen.
However, I watched my dad cook ramen yesterday.
He also wanted to try what was called "cooking," but there was ramen in the cupboard.
Hakase and Kiriel exchanged glances. I answered 'no' here, and I had to see a star that was down all day.
"Okay!"
It's ramen. We can eat it again.
The star in the kitchen looked more cautious than ever.
The star, who was short of height, climbed onto the chair and took out five bags of ramen.
Pour a quantity of water into a large pot. Then, I poured in the ramen soup.
"Lower?"
Byul asked Hakase.
Hakase was watching the star cook ramen.
Because I was worried that I might get hurt.
"Huh?"
"Sprung, you lose the bat?"
Hakase nodded his head in a giggle.
Boiling, bubbling!
The water starts to boil.
The star threw five ramen noodles into the pungdang and pungdang.
Then he crouched in his chair and stared at the Pororong watch he was wearing on his wrist.
It was then. Suddenly from the small room came the voice of Kiriel shouting, "Argh!" But Hakase decided not to care about that stupid bastard.
It was 12: 00 at the moment.
***
the rugged mountain recesses
Kiriel glanced around, blinking his eyes.
There is no response from any living thing. So, there is no one in this mountain but himself now.
"......."
Why on earth did they come to this place like this?
Kiriel recalled what had just happened.
I definitely opened the door to the small room, but suddenly I was sucked in as if the ground had gone out, and when I woke up, I was here.
"Coward lizard boy!"
I'm sure they have something installed in the small room.
It must be retaliation for drinking water after joining the army earlier.
No, maybe it's revenge for recommending 'Dark of Darkness.
Whatever it was, Kiriel thought he should go back right away and hit the back of the cocky lizard.
"......but."
How do I get back?
The first day.
As the location of the current location could not be specified, it was impossible to teleport, so I flew high into the sky and looked around. But what seemed to be an endless valley. Kiriel took off for tens of thousands of kilometers, thinking, "Let's go straight ahead."
The second day.
It was strange. No matter how much I went forward, the scenery did not change.
I've been around the globe enough to look around two times, but it's the same.
Realizing that this is not Earth, Kiriel's complexion grew pale and pale.
"You little punk. Isn't that too much of a prank?"
the third day
If there was a "previous book," I could go back home right away, but unfortunately I didn't have it.
Kiriel has now given up walking around. I was hungry, but there was nothing to eat, so I lay on the floor.
That's how ten years passed.
***
It's 12:01 now.
Hakase was worried about the sound in the small room just now and decided to check it out. It is because the sound and the appearance of Kiriel's popularity disappeared.
Hakase burst open the half-open door of the small room.
And the moment you take a step inside without any doubt.
"Huh?"
with a sudden sinking feeling of the ground
Hakase's body stumbled and began to throb down and suck.
"Uh!"
Kiriel looked at Hakase, who had appeared before him, and opened his eyes round.
Somehow tears came out. That's right. It's time to stop fooling around.
Just a moment ago, I hated Hakase enough to kill him, but when I saw his face, my anger melted away like snow.
However, Hakase had some serious look on his face.
"Lizard! You're here to get this body out!"
"......."
"Hoot. This body, for one moment, really hated you, but I will forgive you. But next time, if you play this boring prank, you'll die. Okay?"
"......."
"Lizard. Why aren't you talking?"
Hakase slowly closed his eyes.
The sound of 'argh!' in the small room.
And the valley and the Kiriel that spread out before you.
Now I know what the situation is.
"......hey, Kiriel."
"Yes."
"How long have you been here?"
"I don't know. By the way, when this body roughly calculated, about ten days."
Come to think of it, it's too much.
I totally forgot and came to save you.
I'm thinking about hitting him on the head only once.
But soon, Kiriel shook his head. Instead, he made a veiled protest against the situation.
"It's been ten days. You know? It's no fun now. I'm sorry for drinking water after enlistment and recommending 'Dark of Darkness'. Let's get out of here."
Why do you feel sorry for recommending the Darkness?
Hakase was really grateful for introducing such a masterpiece.
Although something a little unsavory happened.
anyway
"......actually."
Hakase is now beginning to explain the artifact called the "Ink Painter" that caused the situation. The ink-and-wash garden is not just a painting, but a door that leads to another dimension, and once you enter, you will not be able to go out for 30 days. Fortunately, if someone came in first, they would share 'pharmaceuticals' with him.
"And the king told me that one minute outside is ten days here. If I knew this would happen, I would've explained it earlier."
"Well... ...we'll have another 20 days here?"
The faces of the two men hardened.
A world without water, without food. No, water actually managed to conjure it up somehow, but the food was too much.
And
Twenty days have passed.
***
Boiling, bubbling!
Ramen was cooking very well.
Star confirmed that the minute hand of Pororong's watch was heading for the letter '3.
It's exactly three minutes.
"Let's go!
The star croaked his butt and put out the fire.
Then take out the kimchi container from the refrigerator and put it on the table, and put three bowls in front of each seat. Of course, I didn't forget to set up chopsticks and spoons.
It was then.
A loud bang came from the small room.
"What the hell is this dog, Thaw Lee Zee?"
Soon Hakase and Kiriel come out of the small room.
He looked a little haggard. The star tilted his head and looked at the two men, and lifted up a pot full of ramen and put it on the table.
"Fuck your liver for all the noodles."
The eyes of the two men grew bigger.
"Ra, ramen!"
Run! and sit at the table.
The star used chopsticks to scoop ramen into each of the two men's bowls.
Of course, I didn't forget to put spicy soup in it.
a steaming bowl of ramen
Slurp!
He starts eating ramen in a flash as if he heard a beggar.
Star blinked and looked at the two men.
"Does it taste good?"
"Yes! That's the best! This is the best ramen I've ever had! Hahahaha!"
"......hehew. I'll only eat ramen every day."
The two men ended up eating all the ramen.
I rolled up cold rice and scraped it with no soup left.