My dad's life

Fang Yuan first prayed to the Quartet, then chanted Sanqing, Buddha, Jade Emperor, Guanyin, and Jesus all the gods. Finally, after thinking about it, he added the unknown Dream God behind him, and then Just clicked one of the orange cards.

"Congratulations on obtaining the universal education system for infants and young children."

Fang Yuan looked at a mass of mercury-equipped objects in his hand, and changed into various shapes with his movements, "This is a system? But what does the infants and toddlers in front mean? You can also use the education system, but add infants and toddlers. This word makes people feel unreliable."

"This is an item from the Earth-999 world. It can help infants and young children better control their bodies and movements, learn to walk, eat, speak, remember, etc."

In addition to helping memory, it feels a bit useful, walking, eating, and talking are completely tasteless to the other party. I feel that the things drawn by this orange card are also useless!

"How do you use this thing?" Fangyuan couldn't see anything that looked like a system.

"You just need to put it on the pine cone between your brows."

"Like this?" Before Fang Yuan finished speaking, he felt a refreshing brow, as if an ice cube was placed on the center of his brow, but there was no other feeling.

"system?"

"start up?"

"System Wizard?"

"Grandpa System?"

"Open Sesame?"

"Ukaraka?"

…….

"Stop calling, there is no system wizard. This is just an auxiliary system to assist children in their growth, and it is not an artificial intelligence to replace children." Dream God explained with a black line beside it.

"This is the weakest system I've ever heard of?" Fangyuan couldn't help but complain. "Finally, I got an orange card, so you can get me this shit. Isn't it too foolish?"

"At least compared to pig farms and goose factories, it is already very conscientious."

This was speechless, so she looked at the last orange card and asked, "Isn't this still chicken ribs? Tell me first, what good things can be drawn."

Mengshen smiled at the words, "How do I know that everything is randomly won by lottery, and the prizes are from you in the parallel universe. If I know what it is, is it still called a lottery?"

Fang Yuan thought it made sense, but I don’t know why I always felt a little gloating when I saw his smile, but I can’t tell. Is it because I think too much?

Thinking about things in his head, Fang Yuan's hand subconsciously clicked on the last orange card.

"Congratulations on obtaining a copy of "Agricultural Planting and Cultivation Techniques"" This announcement is not only special, but also very large. It occupies the entire sky and exudes a green light.

"The repaired sacks, why does the orange card show green light? And what the hell is this "Agricultural Planting and Cultivation Technology"?" I said that, I couldn't help but look at it. After all, it is an orange card. What?

The first line that catches your eye first is-a green life starts from the beginning.

Circumference: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"How bad is my luck? Even dreaming can't make people happy." Fang Yuan directly threw the book on the ground and said.

"Hey, are you sure that you are the God of Dreams, not the God of Dreams? It must be me who has been slapped a lot, sinful and resentful, so I formed you, now you are here to avenge me?"

Mengshen was obviously annoyed by his words, and kicked him on the ass, causing him to fall over and roll down the hillside.

"Let’s just say, you must be the god of dreams, you big fucker. (The liar tone is too fast)" Fang Yuan rolled down the slope and shouted, then he sat up and looked down. What grass, only his shit-yellow sheets, turned out to wake up from a dream.

The sun was shining in from the gap in the curtains. It was already bright. He picked up the phone next to him and looked at it and found that it was almost eight o'clock and he was going to work.

Fangyuan’s company is called "Tinghai Animation", and his boss is also a programmer. After graduation, he joined a local US-owned mobile game company. At that time, mobile phones were still in the MTK era. Foreigners wanted to occupy the Chinese market, but they didn’t do it in the end. Got up, so he withdrew.

So the boss led a group of people from the original company to form the current company, but everyone has not realized the importance and hugeness of the mobile game market, so he made the first pot of gold in this, and the company grew bigger and bigger. , Became the largest mobile game company in Deer City.

However, with the advent of the Android and IOS era, the company’s situation is deteriorating. On the one hand, it is because the technology cannot keep up. On the other hand, the entry of major manufacturers and the increasing maturity of major channels have severely squeezed the company’s performance. Caused now to linger, half dead.

When Fangyuan entered the company, he was full of enthusiasm, hoping to make the hottest and hottest game. Unfortunately, with the disappointment time and time again, he can watch it now and become an unthinking programmer. Because the company's technology is immature, it has learned a lot in the process.

The company’s current product is called "The Legend of Xiuxian: Glory of the King". You can tell from the name that it is for the traffic of Xiuxian, Legend, and Glory of the King. It is not even ready to make its own branded game.

This company is not self-developed, but bought semi-finished code from outside. It took almost a year and a half to get it. The investment in art swaps, code refactoring, and other labor costs cost several million. , So after entering the market, it is to make money, and make quick money.

So how to make quick money? In addition to the various gameplay of the original system, it is an activity, so all kinds of top-ups, lotteries, and consumer gifts are up, and the rich is the master. As long as the recharge, it is not impossible for one person to dominate one server. of.

As for non-paying players, they don’t care about his life or death at all. After all, they are just a game method provided by game companies to paying players. According to the 28th rule, the income contribution will always be supported by a small number of big R players, not the majority. Small R players or non-paying players.

Fangyuan’s work is assigned by the team leader. When it’s not online, it will share the writing of some in-game systems. After it goes online, it will write some expansions or festival activities and promotions.

The "Wild Wild Rice Dumpling" written by Fangyuan recently is one of the Dragon Boat Festival activities. 50 ingots are tossed once, that is, 5 yuan is tossed once. The villain in the middle of the toss will take a few steps forward, and the player will get the corresponding Grid’s rewards are basically rubbish, and only a few of the best products are used to seduce players.

Therefore, when Fangyuan writes the code, he must consider the probability problem. How many times the player has to roll to get it. To put it bluntly, it is how much money to get. This is the same as the claw machine in the game hall. The final result is basically caught. It's more expensive than the ones you bought, which achieves the ultimate goal of this game.

Of course, this is just a logic in a lottery, and there are many things to consider. For example, when you tap the dice, the system will judge whether there is any tied dollar in your backpack. If there is no tied dollar, it will consider non-tied dollar. Yuan has to jump out of the recharge reminder. The recharge reminder also monitors the player’s current player recharge limit, what rewards are given to attract players to recharge, etc. This is just a line without ingots. If there are ingots, you must first tie the yuan, then Ingots, or tied yuan plus ingots, etc., anyway, there are a lot of considerations.

Any program’s BUG comes from one point, a logical BUG, ​​and a logical BUG is usually caused by the latter’s logical confusion due to imperfect logic. This is why programmers are criticized because they are caused by long-term logical thinking. The behavior is dull.

Fangyuan is pretty good. Take his colleague as an example. Most programmers say not three sentences, but three words, "Oh. Ah? Oh!"

Why do you say this? For example, if there is a bug in the feedback after the test, it usually says "Oh."I planned to add a new feature to be launched tomorrow, and usually they would say "Huh?" that they were too anxious, they were almost off work!The market has come to say that the game ICON is programmed to change the color according to the player's mood, usually with a "Oh!"