My dad's life

"Baby, come brush your teeth, don't play crazy with mom anymore." Fang Yuan greeted the little guy who ran down from the stairs.

After coming out of the basement in the afternoon, the little guy has been in a state of excitement, sticking to his mother everywhere, asking her to tell her stories and play games.

No, she is playing a rooster and fox game with her mother. Her mother is a fox. She is a big cock. If she is caught by her mother, she will be eaten. So she runs around at home to avoid her mother's capture.

The old people from the two families watched them playing with a smile at first, but their brains hurt after a while. They all went to the inner courtyard to drink tea. The evening breeze was so refreshing.

"I don't want to brush my teeth yet, I'm going to play for a while." The little guy ran to Fang Yuan's feet, thrusting his waist in dissatisfaction.

"Mom is tired today, let her rest early." Fang Yuan touched her hair, all wet with sweat.

"I brushed my teeth and took a bath with my mother. Look at you, so much sweat, my body stinks." Fang Yuan stroked Liu Hai, who was blocking her forehead.

"No, I want to play." The little guy said a little dissatisfied, "And you didn't play with me today."

"Then what do you want to play?" Fang Yuan wiped her sweat with a towel.

"I want to play an eagle to catch a chick, you are an eagle, and my mother is a hen, you come and catch me." The little guy thought for a while and said.

"What about your mother?" Fang Yuan pinched her little face.

"Huh..." The little guy suddenly remembered. Where's the mother, isn't she a fox?Isn't she here to catch the baby chicken?Why are people missing?Is she lost?

"Dad, you accompany me to find it." The little guy dragged Fang Yuan's hand upstairs.

Fangyuan was a little dumbfounded. I asked you to brush your teeth. How come I play with you?

"You can just go up and find it by yourself? Why do you have to go with me?" Fang Yuan followed her upstairs. At this time, it was dark and the corridor lights were not turned on, only the hazy moonlight outside, although the corridors were not counted. You can't see the five fingers when you reach out, but it's also Yingyingzhuozhuo.

"Because the baby is scared, what if a big monster comes out and eats me? I am eaten, then you are not as cute and clever as I am!" The little guy held his father's leg tightly Tao.

"Where are you cute and smart? I think you are a naughty little fool." Fang Yuan said with a smile, and turned on the corridor lights.

"Huh, I'm not naughty. Mom said it's a good baby. You are the big bad guy who bullies the kids." The little guy bumped his head on his father's waist, then walked around him and opened the doors. .

But the mother was not in the room, so the little guy ran back quickly and hugged his father's leg and said in horror, "Dad, will Mom be eaten by the monster!"

Fang Yuan wryly hugged her up, "Where there is a monster in the house, if there is a monster, you are also a four-legged gold swallowing beast."

"What four-legged gold swallowing beast?" Lan Caiyi walked in from the balcony and asked. It turned out that she was on the balcony just now. No wonder the little guy didn't find anyone in several rooms.

Fang Yuan heard the words, raised the little guy in his hand and said: "Four-legged gold swallowing beast, also known as "little ancestor". The initial skill is one crying, two making trouble, three rolls, and automatically adding speech, soy sauce, anger, etc ring.

It needs to be booked ten months in advance. Two models are selected randomly by the system.Ultra-short standby, amazing power consumption, charging every two hours.No drawings, no return, loss of after-sales connection, no self-care ability, personality settings and voice libraries need to be installed by themselves.

The teenager supports wireless charging, and it needs to pay a lot of gold coins to match the youth. Krypton gold players are the first choice!At the age of 25, he will automatically awaken his natal hidden skills randomly, filial piety moved the sky or pull out the oxygen tube..."

Lan Caiyi laughed loudly when she heard the words, her breathless laughter.

The little guy didn't understand either, but he felt very powerful, akimbo triumphantly, and then laughed loudly with his stomach upright, feeling very disappointed.

Fang Yuan was also amused by the little guy, and asked with a smile, "By the way, what are you doing on the balcony? Xinxin is still looking for you everywhere."

It’s okay for Fang Yuan not to say this. As soon as he said this, Lan Caiyi pulled him to the balcony with a calm face, then pointed to the next door and said, "beauties, there are still three beauties. I think it must be when you bought the house. Have a purpose."

It turned out that Toshio Utsumi and his family were swimming and barbecue in the yard.

"Sister Ai Cai." Xinxin, who was held by Fang Yuan, looked extremely excited when she saw Ai Cai wearing a pink swimsuit, and immediately raised her hands to greet her.

"Sister Xinxin." Ai Cai looked over after hearing the sound, and climbed up from the swimming pool, waving her arms and jumping.

The Utsumi family naturally found Fangyuan and them. Uchikai waved to him, Xiaotong just glanced at him, Xiaolei smiled and beckoned, wearing a purple one-piece swimsuit, with a variety of styles.

Only Xiao Ai, wearing a two-piece orange swimsuit and Ai Cai, waved at him again and again, "Fangyuan, come and play together!"

Fang Yuan beckoned in embarrassment, "No, let's play!"

"It seems that you are very familiar with them!" Lan Caiyi said with a smile.

But why did Fang Yuan feel that she was gnawing her teeth at each word.

"It's mainly because Xinxin and Ai Cai are good friends, and they are Xinxin's dance teachers. I am really unfamiliar." Fangyuan uses his daughter as a shield, right?

But when a woman gets angry, does it need to be reasonable?They never need it, so...

Lan Caiyi stretched out his hand and took a fist on his waist, and said with a calm face: "Don't you introduce me to me?"

Fang Yuan pretended to be very painful and said, "The one who is grilling is Toshio Utsumi..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Caiyi immediately took the stubborn words, "It turns out that they are Japanese, no wonder, Japanese girls will act like a baby, Chinese girls will pick them up, Xia Jing girls rolling pin, Northeast girls machete..., you Do you dislike me as a rolling pin?"

"Where did you learn the rhetoric? How could I despise you, besides, they are not Japanese, they are German." Fang Yuan hurriedly reached out and hugged her waist to prevent her from coming back.

In fact, Lan Caiyi also deliberately acted like a coquettish, and she would be jealous if she really wanted to see a woman, she couldn't eat it.

But when I saw Sister Xiao Lei smiling and looking at her, the alarm bell rang in my heart, because this woman exuded the charm of mature temptation, as far as she understood each other, this was definitely his dish, because he liked her sister. Speaking of which, she is two years older than Fangyuan!

"Sister Xinxin, come and play together." Ai Cai shouted loudly.

"No, my mother is back, I want to play with my mother." The little guy hugged Lan Caiyi's neck, as if her mother's return is a very bragging thing, which made Lan Caiyi a little sour in her heart.

When the Inland Sea family heard Xinxin's words, they all looked up again, but this time they were looking at Lan Caiyi, and they were also curious about what the wife of Fangyuan looked like, after all, Xinxin was so cute.

"My father made delicious barbecue and wagyu beef." Ai Cai said loudly again.

"Hey...!" The little guy frowned and thought.

Do you choose mom or barbecue?I have to choose again, kids are so annoying!