My dad's life

"Look at my Foshan Wuying feet." Fang Yuan swept across the puddle, splashing countless water.

"Look at the baby's kung fu." The little guy jumped into the puddle, and muddy sewage splashed.

"Oh, you splashed on me." Fang Yuan hurriedly avoided.

"Let you taste my power." Not only did the little guy fail to constrain, but kicked the water in the puddle with his little feet and splashed it on Fangyuan.

"Oh, you little villain, let's see how this hero punishes you." Fang Yuan waved his arms in the air, and he swept all the raindrops on the little guy's face.

"Look at me, the little fairy, and teach you the big devil." The little guy was not to be outdone.

Little feet kicked and splashed.

"Cough." Seeing that the two guys didn't even notice her, Lan Caiyi was still playing crazy and couldn't help coughing.

Fang Yuan and the little guy were surprised when they heard the sound, and then looked at each other.

"Oh, why is there so much water in the yard, when the sky clears, we will level it again, Xinxin, have you made a mark?" Fang Yuan asked the little guy casually.

"Uh...oh, Dad, I've made the mark." The little guy said with a serious expression.

Fang Yuan couldn't help but want to laugh when she looked at her appearance, but she still held back.

"In this case, let's go back to take a shower and change our clothes. We are all wet." Fang Yuan pulled the little guy and said.

"Good." The little guy turned around.

"Hey, Caiyi, you're back!" Fang Yuan pretended to be surprised.

"Mom." The little guy broke away from Fangyuan's hand and rushed over.

Lan Caiyi stretched out her hand to touch her little head: "Stay away from me, see if you are dirty, who made you step on the puddle?"

"It's Dad." The little guy immediately pointed to Fangyuan in the yard with his little finger, his eyes turned grunting, but he didn't dare to look at Fangyuan.

"Is it Dad?" Lan Caiyi raised her voice and asked with her waist in her waist.

"Well, it's Dad." The little guy also gave it up, anyway, he said, naturally stick to the end.

"Hey, I didn't let her step on the puddle. She stepped on it herself." Fang Yuan walked onto the corridor and defended her injustice.

"I don't think you are happily stepping on it? Do you know how dirty the sewage is?" Lan Caiyi said angrily.

"It's all muddy water, not too dirty." Fang Yuan defended.

The little guy followed his head straight.

Lan Caiyi squeezed their foreheads because of their angry brains.

Then he opened the glass door and said, "You will come in and take a shower. I will talk about it when you come out after the shower."

"Oh, good." Fang Yuan raised his head and ran in.

The little guy naturally followed his ass and ran in.

Then there were mud footprints all the way on the ground, one big and one small, which looked quite artistic.

There is a ghost in the mood, Lan Caiyi jumps with anger.

"Da Bai, come over and help drag the ground." Lan Caiyi said loudly.

"You little guy, why did you say that I let you step on the puddle? I didn't let you step on it." In the bathroom, he took off all the dirty clothes of the little guy.

The little guy is wearing a white shirt and blue shorts with shorts. Now the white shirt has turned into a black shirt. I don't know if it can be washed.

"I said I stepped on it, but my mother will beat me ass, and if you let me step on it, my mother won't beat me ass!"

"If you say that, you won't be afraid of your mother hitting my ass?" Fang Yuan followed.

"Boy, be brave to take responsibility, don't worry, mom will spank you, I will help you hold her." The little guy patted on the square shoulders who helped her undress, with a serious face.

"Then I really want to thank you?" Fang Yuan was speechless.

"You're welcome, who made me your invincible, cute, well-behaved and beautiful baby." The little guy raised his hands, shook his head and sighed.

As if to a father like him, what can a baby do?

At this moment, there were two knocks on the door outside the bathroom, and then Lan Caiyi pushed the door and walked in with the change of clothes in her hand.

"Yeah!" The little guy hurriedly covered his eyes.

"The baby is a girl, how can you come in casually?" The little guy covered his eyes and said.

Fang Yuan and Lan Caiyi glanced at each other: "..."

"Your mother is also a girl, what are you afraid of?" Fang Yuan said silently, and why did you cover your eyes?

"Uh...!" The little guy reacted.

Then turned his head to look towards Fangyuan: "Dad, go out, I am a girl, you are a boy, how can you be inside?"

Fangyuan: "..."

In the end, I really couldn't help the little guy, so I could only go to the bathroom upstairs so wet and let her mother wash her.

When Fangyuan finished taking a shower, she changed into clean clothes, and the little guy was already in the wash. He was bounced around in the living room in her little bunny pajamas. The little guy would always have the energy to vent.

"I don't think it's over, do you? You two come here." Lan Caiyi stuck her waist in angrily.

Fang Yuan and the little guy looked at each other with a bad premonition. The little guy who originally circled Fangyuan hurriedly shrank behind his father, and then quietly peeked at the blue color clothes.

"Don't hide behind, stand in front for me." The little guy didn't pay attention, and looked at each other with Lan Caiyi, and hurriedly retracted his little head in shock.

At this moment, Fang Yuan suddenly moved a step to the left, and then completely exposed the little guy.

The little guy didn't react, and was stunned.

"Where are you? Go to the corner and stand for me, and reflect on what I did wrong. If I don't reflect, I will not eat." Lan Caiyi pointed to the corner next to the TV background wall.

"Hurry up and reflect on your mistakes!" Fangyuan pushed the dazed little guy.

"Um...um..." the little guy wrinkled her little nose angrily.

Fang Yuan hurriedly raised his head, pretending not to see.

When I looked up, I saw Lan Caiyi staring at him coldly.

"I have to be fined?" Fang Yuan asked tentatively.

"What do you say? You will be punished if you make a mistake, shouldn't you, a father, lead by example? Should you set an example for your daughter?" Lan Caiyi said coldly.

Fang Yuan opened his mouth when he heard the words, and was speechless for a while.

Because Lan Caiyi knew that Fangyuan could do anything for her daughter.

"Dad, mom really won't give us two meals at night?"

The two stood side by side facing the wall, and within a minute the little guy couldn't help but ask.

"Reflection, if you don't reflect, you won't have to eat!"

"Then the baby is hungry?"

Fang Yuan turned his head to the side and saw that the little guy's brows were all tangled together.

"Then hungry."

"Then... can I eat noodles?"

Fang Yuan: "...Of course not."

"What about meat?"

"No way."

"Where is the bun?"

"No, you are not allowed to eat anything, and you are not allowed to speak to me." Lan Caiyi who was listening to me behind said angrily.

"Humph" the little guy closed his mouth angrily.

But after a while, the little guy started groaning again.

"Didn't I say it, you are not allowed to speak, please reflect on me." Lan Caiyi raised her voice from behind.

"I'm not talking, I'm singing!" The little guy said confidently.

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