My dad's life

"Okay, don't cry. Tell grandma why you are crying. Did your father bully you?" Mother Fang walked over and hugged the little guy and helped her wipe the tears from her face.

It is said that women are made of water, no matter how big or small, they cried a few times, and the little face was already wet.

"Grandma, I ate the watermelon seeds in my belly." The little guy choked.

"Eat and eat, what's the point to cry?" Fang's mother asked strangely.

"Grandma, watermelon seeds are the seeds of watermelon. What if it grows a big watermelon in the baby's belly? The belly will burst." The little guy still cried.

Mother Fang laughed when she heard the words, "No, watermelon seeds won't grow into watermelon when you eat them in your belly, they will come out when you smell bad."

"No, I already feel that my belly is swollen. Isn't it growing up? The teacher said that the seeds will grow up."

"That's because you ate too much watermelon." Mother Fang gently rubbed her swollen belly.

"I'm telling you, your father used to eat watermelon seeds in his stomach when he was a child, and then when he smelled bad, the watermelon seeds followed, and finally a small watermelon grew out." Mother Fang comforted.

"Mom, why are you telling Xinxin these things."

Fang Yuan felt ashamed.

But the little guy was very happy when he heard the words, and asked his grandmother quickly: "Really? Can a little watermelon grow after the baby smells?"

"Of course it's true, it will definitely grow a small watermelon." Mother Fang nodded affirmatively.

"Dad, then I will eat a lot, and then it will stinks and grow into a small watermelon for you to eat, OK?" The little guy said to Fang Yuan earnestly, with tears still on his face.

"No, I won't eat your little watermelon, it's so stinking." Fang Yuan disliked the tunnel.

"What smells, let me tell you, it is pure natural, green and pollution-free, and it is still organic fertilizer.

And the watermelon you are eating right now, you may not know how much manure you pour."Fang's mother said bitterly.

Fang Yuan opened his mouth and wanted to say, "I don't want to eat anyway, I want to eat you."

But I also feel that it is a bit bad to say that I am a mother.

I can only say silently: "Can we stop talking about this topic, and I don't want to eat watermelon anymore."

"What's wrong with this, haven't you never eaten it?" Mother Fang gave him a blank look.

Then he said to the little guy: "I tell you, once your grandpa bought brown candy from outside..."

"Mom, why are you saying everything." Fang Yuan panicked.

She hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, but Fang's mother glared back.

So he turned his hand to cover the little guy's ears, which was relieved.

"Mom, it's embarrassing for you to talk about everything, I don't want face!" Fang Yuan almost begged.

"Okay, I won't say yes?" Fang's mother saw that Fangyuan was so nervous, so she stopped talking.

However, the little guy whose curiosity was hooked was dissatisfied and asked after Fang's mother.

"Okay, don't ask, your father doesn't want me to tell you. After I said, your father will be angry." Mother Fang touched the cute head.

Seeing that his grandma really didn't say anything, the little guy rolled his eyes, and he really stopped asking.

Turning around and eating her watermelon again, this made Fang's mother feel a little strange.

The little guy ate his belly full, and then started jumping up and down at home.

She is doing this basically every day now. She must have something to eat when she comes back from school. At first, Fangyuan thought she could not get enough to eat in kindergarten.

Later, Teacher Dong told him that she was the kid who ate the most in her class.

It may be because the exercise is relatively large, so the consumption is relatively fast, so that I am eager to eat after returning from school every day.

Not only the little guy is like this, other kids are basically like this.

Fang Yuan saw the little guy at home, kicking the popcorn up and down, and knew that the teacher made sense. She exercised more every day than adults.

Finally, Popcorn learned to be clever. I didn't know where to hide, and she couldn't call it anymore. As for the oranges ran to the counter and couldn't get down.

The little guy yelled below and broke his throat, let it come down and play with it, it just watched coldly.

In the end, she was really boring and could only find rhubarb, but the rhubarb was too obedient, lying in her own nest, and the little guy couldn't come out no matter how much she kneaded.

So in the end, the little guy still finds his father.

Dad is the most fun.

Fang Yuan was checking information on the Internet in his study, and the little guy shook the rattle bought by grandpa, blowing the bird whistle bought by grandpa in his mouth, and ran in all the way, "Boom, boom...".

Sure enough, the last time Grandpa brought him, his bad premonition was tested.

"Baby, Dad is busy, can you play by yourself for a while?" Fang Yuan asked tentatively.

"Okay, Dad, you're busy with you, I'm a good boy, so I can play by myself." The little guy grinned.

Fang Yuan didn't let go of his heart when he heard this. When did the little guy be so obedient and so cute?

Sure enough, he hadn't fiddled with the computer twice.

The little guy started to "boom, boom..." again.

The little guy kept paying attention to his father.

Fang Yuan looked over and immediately gave him a big smile.

"Dad, you're busy with you, I play by myself, you don't need to take me to play."

"You little thing." Fang Yuan reluctantly put down the mouse.

"Why don't you let Xiaobai play with you for a while?" Fang Yuan asked tentatively.

"No, Xiao Bai is stupid."

If you have a father, why do you want Xiaobai? Dad is so much more fun than Xiaobai, children are not stupid.

"Then I will play with you for a while."

Fang Yuan had no choice but to stand up.

"You said it yourself." The little guy said happily immediately.

"Yes, I said it myself." Fang Yuan said silently.

"Then am I a good baby?" The little guy smiled slyly.

"Yes, you are a good baby."

Hearing the words, the little guy stuck his waist proudly and said: "So you should also be a qualified dad, be obedient, I will give you a reward."

"Reward, what reward?" Fang Yuan asked curiously.

"Reward you a little red flower." The little guy said immediately.

"Speaking of Xiao Honghua, did you get Xiao Honghua in kindergarten?" Fang Yuan asked curiously.

"Let's not talk about it, let's go downstairs and play." The little guy turned around and ran out.

"You stop and tell me clearly." Fang Yuan hurriedly chased after him.

When I waited downstairs, I saw the little guy squatting in front of the glass door, shrank there obediently, staring at the grandparents in the yard.

Fang Yuan walked over lightly, but was still noticed by the little guy.

"Dad, am I a good baby?" The little guy turned around and asked sadly.

"Of course, in Dad's eyes, you are the best-behaved baby in the world." Fang Yuan sat down on the ground beside her.

"But I didn't get the little red flower." The little guy said sadly.

"If the child is good or not, it doesn't matter if you don't get the little red flower, and you only go to kindergarten, I believe you will get the little red flower soon." Fang Yuan picked her up and let her sit on her own In their arms, the two looked at the grandparents working in the courtyard together.

"Furthermore, Dad likes a child like you, so it doesn't matter if you get a little red flower. As long as you live happily every day, it is the best reward for Dad." Fang Yuan kissed her gently on the head.

"Well, Dad, I love you."

"Dad loves you too, everyone loves you." Fang Yuan put her head gently on top of her head, and hugged her tightly.

"But, I still want a little red flower."

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