My dad's life

"Grandma, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water." As soon as the little guy entered the house, he shouted.

"Grandpa bought watermelon, you can eat watermelon." Mother Fang walked out of the kitchen after hearing the sound, holding the remaining half of the watermelon in her hand.

"Big watermelon, I love big watermelon, big watermelon is so delicious..." The little guy climbed to his seat, humming happily, and was in a particularly good mood.

"Go and wash your hands before eating." Fang Yuan stopped her little hand trying to grab the spoon.

"What does it matter if I don't grab and eat with my hands?" the little guy defended.

"If you don't grab and eat, then you have to wash your hands. Your little paw, touch it here and there every day, there must be a lot of bacteria on it."

Without waiting for her to refute again, Fang Yuan directly hugged her from the chair.

"Oh, eating a watermelon is so troublesome." The little guy reluctantly went to the sink.

But when she left, she didn't forget to bring her super invincible sword.

Fang Yuan sighed when he saw it. This little guy has a bad habit.

I just got my favorite new toy and I can’t wait to hold it in my hand 24 hours a day, but after a few days, I don’t know where I left it.

The speed of liking the new and disgusting the old is faster than Fangyuan’s brushing a small video and changing her favorite girl.

The little guy washed his hands and sat down to eat watermelon again.

As she ate, she asked Fangyuan: "Dad, do you want to eat?"

"No, Dad just ate the other half." Fang Yuan replied.

Hearing this, the little guy glanced at the watermelon in his hand.

"Don't look, the half I ate just now is smaller than yours." Fang Yuan said silently.

The little guy chuckled when he heard the words, very happy, and Fang Yuan was embarrassed.

"Dad, where are you going to have fun in that wave?" The little guy was eating and talking.

"It's Boao, the scenery is pretty good, I'll take you there in a few days." Fang Yuan said with a smile.

"Okay." The little guy was happy when he heard the words.

"Okay, eat your watermelon, stop talking."

"Then you have eaten watermelon, can you take me to play?" the little guy said again.

"Yes, you eat quickly." Fang Yuan said.

"Then I want to play catching people with my eyes closed, I also want to play hide-and-seek, I also want to play..." The little guy's small mouth is a good one, and there is no stopping posture.

In the end, Fang Yuan stopped standing next to her, and ran to the sofa to sit and watch the phone.

But do you think you have escaped this way?

The little guy climbed down from the chair, hugged her big watermelon, and walked up swayingly, then put the watermelon on the coffee table, sat opposite him and continued.

Fangyuan: "..."

She now began to talk about what happened to her at school today, Fang Yuan simply put down her phone to see when she could talk.

So just like that, the little guy talked for twenty minutes.

She told him everything that happened at school today.

She even reported that she drank a few glasses of water and went to the toilet several times.

Just when Fang Yuan was guessing when she stopped, the little guy suddenly stopped moving.

Holding the handle of the spoon, stood there in a daze.

"What's wrong with you?" Fang Yuan was taken aback by her.

"A little bracing, I don't want to talk to you now." The little guy frowned.

Fang Yuan was a little bit dumbfounded when he heard that, whoever wants to talk to you is because you keep talking, OK?

But he picked her up, put it on the sofa, and rubbed her belly gently.

"You said you can't eat less? It's bloated and uncomfortable now, right?" Fang Yuan took the opportunity to educate.

"It's all because you talked to me, so I forgot." The little guy argued.

"You little girl, do you still know the sophistry now? It's obviously you, right? I talked a lot, but my father didn't tell you." Fang Yuan gently patted her belly.

There was a soft, dull sound.

The little guy seemed to have made a big discovery, and immediately banged his belly with his little hand.

Seeing that the little guy's stomach is bloated, Fang Yuan asked silently, "Are you not bloated now?"

"Oh, ah, ah, my belly is up, bang."

"Oh, ah, ah, my belly is up, bang."

Radius: o(╯□╰)o

"You are like this, does it mean that you are swelling and skinning earnestly?" Fangyuan was really defeated by this little guy.

"What's wrong? I'm eating again?" At this time, Lan Caiyi walked in from the door, glanced at the little guy, then glanced at the watermelon on the coffee table, and understood everything.

"Why did you come back so early today?" Fang Yuan asked strangely.

"Because I miss you." Lan Caiyi joked with a smile.

"Really, I also miss you so much." Fang Yuan said in surprise.

Fang Yuan sat on the sofa and hugged Lan Caiyi's waist.

The little guy lying on the sofa was unhappy when he heard the words, and said angrily: "Huh, big liar, didn't you just say you missed the baby?"

"Uh..., I miss you and your mother," Fang Yuan said with a smile.

"Yeah, I am his wife. Of course he should miss me." Lan Caiyi sat down on Fangyuan's lap and teased her.

"Hmph, Dad said she likes me the most, and I am her cutest baby." The little guy sat up angrily.

Then he pushed Lan Caiyi hard to get her off her father's lap.

While pushing, he said: "You are all big bad guys. Just now Ai Cai and Yaoyao robbed my father from me, and you robbed me when you came back. You are really an unqualified mother."

"Oh, Ai Cai and Yaoyao grabbed your dad." Lan Caiyi laughed and asked casually.

"Yeah, Yaoyao also said to let her mother be her father's wife." The little guy came without even wanting to open his mouth.

Fang Yuan was shocked when he heard this, and instantly panicked.

"Don't listen to her nonsense." Fang Yuan sneered.

Lan Caiyi frowned and asked, "What's the matter? You can tell me clearly."

"Just now when school was over, my father and Yaoyao's mother..." Fang Yuan hadn't spoken yet, the little guy knew he was rushing to answer.

Fang Yuan hurriedly covered her small mouth to prevent her from talking nonsense.

Lan Caiyi got up from his lap angrily.

The little guy was so happy, he immediately sat up and squeezed into his father's arms.

"Don't think about it, it's like this..." Fangyuan explained the matter to her in detail.

Then he said: "Everyone talks about children's words, children are just talking nonsense, of course, the main reason is that I am too good and too popular. There is no way."

Fangyuan pretends to be very cocky and authentic.

Unexpectedly, Lan Caiyi heard the words, and rarely did not frustrate him, but sat down beside him, took his arm, and put her head on his shoulder, silently.

"What's wrong with you? I swear, what happened just now didn't deceive you at all, it's the truth." Fang Yuan was a little shocked when she saw her appearance.

"I know, I'm having fun with you, I believe you, but..." Lan Caiyi said quietly.

"But what?" Fang Yuan looked dumbfounded.

"It's fine if you keep the same radius as before." Lan Caiyi said in a low voice.

"What do you mean? I have never changed. Except for getting thinner, do you like fat? Or should I grow back again?" Fang Yuan said, holding her waist.

"What are you talking nonsense?" Lan Caiyi pinched his waist lightly, and groaned.

"Then where have I changed? I don't think I have changed at all."

"You are getting better and better. I would rather you remain the same as before. At least you still belong to me. No one can steal it. Unlike now, I don't know who you belong to in the future?" Lan Caiyi took him. The hand on his waist was angry and authentic.

"Dad belongs to the baby, of course, no one is allowed to snatch me." The little guy sitting on Fangyuan's lap immediately thrust himself into his waist when he heard the words.

Fang Yuan smiled and squeezed her little face, then said to Lan Caiyi: "Don't worry, no matter what kind of person I become in the future, I belong to you and our little baby. This is never It will change."

"Who knows? When you go up, you will meet more women who are better than me and more beautiful than me. Even if you have no ideas, it doesn't mean they don't have ideas for you.

What's more, you men...hehe, who knows how you can control it or not?"Lan Caiyi is still very jealous and authentic.

Fang Yuan reached out to pinch her chin, and while the little guy sitting on her lap was not paying attention, he stretched out his mouth and kissed Lan Caiyi's puckered mouth.

He knows Lan Caiyi's mood too well. From the time he was in love with Lan Caiyi, he felt this sense of crisis all the time.

It is not unreasonable for the ancients to say that they are right.

Lan Caiyi is smart, beautiful, and rich. In every respect, she is a very good woman.

What does Fangyuan have?Except that he looks pretty decent, what's more, he later grew into a fat house. He really has nothing, just a poor dick.

So he has always had a sense of crisis, because it is too unfair, because there are too many good, handsome, and attractive men.

But I don't know when, this kind of relationship was reversed, and the blue color clothes became a sense of crisis.

"Don't worry, in my eyes, you will always be the most beautiful and outstanding woman.

The two of us are not only the perfect partners in life, but also at work.

Without you, my current company would have been a mess, so I would never leave you.With you, my life is complete.Fang Yuan said with his arms around her shoulders.

After hearing Fang Yuan's love words, Lan Caiyi leaned her head happily on his shoulder.

After this moment, the little guy sitting on Fangyuan’s legs "poof, poof" let out two loud farts.

"Oh, my belly feels comfortable!" The little guy touched his belly with satisfaction.

Fang Yuan and Lan Caiyi: "..."