My dad's life

Fangyuan didn't know when the little guy learned the square dance.

Ordinarily, the little guy didn't skip a few times with grandma.

He thought she would perform a ballet, or a small dance taught by a kindergarten teacher, such as the "Little Seed" that he danced to him before.

"Did you learn this from grandma or grandpa?" Everyone couldn't laugh.

"With my grandmother, she is usually taken by me, and she didn't go to jump a few times, and she didn't know when she learned it." Fang Yuan said, covering her face.

"Oh, we understand, you don't need to explain." The crowd roared.

"It's really all taken by me, I'm not exaggerating at all." Fang Yuan argued.

"We didn't say, we all know." Huang Lei said.

Fangyuan: -_-||

But what's the matter with your completely unbelieving expression?

"Dad, did I dance well?" The little guy finished the jump out of breath, and ran over to seek Fangyuan's praise.

"Well, it's a good jump, but when did you learn it?" Fang Yuan asked curiously.

"It was learned at that time. It's very simple." The little guy held the sky with his hands, a small look that was too simple and he would learn it soon.

"When was it then?" Although Fang Yuan wanted to ask, he still had to think about it, or it would be endless.

But so far, all performances have come to a complete end, and the performance conference was a complete success.

In this performance, the first place is our magic magic performed by Fangyuan.

The second place is our little cute, who gave us a dance full of youthful vitality.

On the third side, I said without humility, that it must belong to me. My perfect singing voice blasted the audience. I am worthy of the name of my song god.

The above is Huang Lei's summary.

"Cut~" everyone hissed.

After the crowd broke out, Huang Lei said again: "There are two more tasks this afternoon, the first is to thresh the corn.

The second is to go to the fields and collect the potatoes. Of course, I don't want to collect all of them today and collect some of them first.

See it for yourself, which one do you choose?"

As soon as he fell silent, Zhang Yishan chose corn threshing. He had dug enough sweet potatoes in the ground in the morning.

Then Liya Tong and Ni Ni also chose corn threshing.

Hui Ruoqi unexpectedly chose to dig potatoes.

The remaining Sun Honglei chose to dig potatoes. Obviously, they deliberately let a few girls.

Corn threshing and digging potatoes, obviously corn threshing is easier.

"Xinxin, do you want to dig potatoes or thresh the corn." Fangyuan gave the choice to the little guy.

The potato digger knows, but what is corn threshing?The little guy didn't understand.

"Just dig out the corn kernels from the corn cob, just like the popcorn before, one by one." Fangyuan explained to her.

"Then I want to thresh the corn." The little guy replied immediately.

Obviously, popcorn is more attractive.

"That's OK, then let us move." Huang Lei stood up and clapped his hands.

"Ruoqi, you can also leave the corn threshing. Just leave the potato digging to some of us men." He Jiong said.

"That's OK, that's hard work for you." Hui Ruoqi said immediately upon hearing the words.

"Hey, I'm just being polite. You shouldn't turn down at this time, and then I will hold on again, you will turn down again, and finally you go to dig potatoes, and you can appear to be noble without me digging potatoes. Morality?" He Jiong said.

"Teacher He, digging potatoes can even show your noble character." Huang Bo smiled and dragged him away.

At this point, Huang Lei, Zhang Yishan, Tong Liya, Ni Ni and Fangyuan are left, plus a little guy who stayed to thresh the corn.

"How are we going to take off so much corn? Can't we use our hands?" Fang Yuan asked first.

Corn threshing is a small thing, but it is a very troublesome thing.

"Yes, director, should you provide us with some tools?" Huang Lei said to the director.

"Yes, I have prepared it for you a long time ago, imported from Japan." Then the director handed over a few corn threshing tongs.

There is a cylinder in the middle of the pliers, and there are many small serrations on the cylinder.

"Director, this is for the kitchen, right? We have so many corns, so we use this stuff to take it off one by one?" Huang Lei looked left and right, somewhat speechless and authentic.

"There are only these, nothing else." The director shook his head, saying that he could not help it.

"Why don't we make one ourselves?" Fang Yuan suggested.

"The big scientist is different. We will cooperate with you how you want to do it." Huang Lei said happily.

"It's actually very simple. Did I see an electric screwdriver in the tool room before? Just a few screws." Fangyuan took the lead and walked into the tool room.

The tools in the tool room were very complete. Fangyuan found a bamboo tube, punched a few holes on it, and then screwed a few screws on the holes, and then a thresher was completed.

Put the corncob on an electric screwdriver, and then stuff it into the cylinder. With the rotation of the screwdriver, the corn kernels are quickly taken off. This is more efficient than using threshers.

At the beginning, everyone was in high spirits, but after a while, Huang Lei became impatient at first, "Director, when are we going to take off so much corn? Isn't this cheating?"

Although Fangyuan has invented the detacher, the efficiency is still not fast. The most important thing is that there is only one electric screwdriver.

The little guy was very interested, picking and picking wherever he was holding a corn cob, but until now, there are not ten of them.

In the end, the director couldn't stand Huang Lei's stubbornness, and agreed to let them go to town to see if there was any threshing machine.

The happiest one is the little guy, who wants to go out to play again.

The five people went out with the oil bottle, Xiao H followed behind and ran out, Huang Lei hurriedly closed the door.

"Puppy, you have to be obedient to watch the house at home." The little guy said to Xiao H through the gap in the courtyard door.

Little H scratched and jumped and wanted to follow.

Huang Lei took the lead, Zhang Yishan followed, and then Tong Liya and Ni Ni walked arm in arm, Fang Yuan carrying the little guy behind.

"You said, do we look like a four-person group going to the west to learn scriptures? No, a five-person group?" Zhang Yishan said suddenly.

"Really? Who is Tang Seng, who is Zhu Bajia?" Huang Lei asked back.

"Of course, Teacher Huang, you are Tang Seng and I am Monkey King. You see my figure is what I want to be Monkey King." Zhang Yishan said with a smile.

"I am Monk Sha, you see, I carry a small luggage." Fang Yuan bumped the little guy on his back.

Then Tong Liya and Ni Ni: o(╯□╰)o

"Which of you two is a white dragon horse and who is a Zhu Bajie?" Huang Lei laughed.

"Raise your hands to vote, please raise your hands if you agree that Sister Liya will be a pig." Zhang Yishan said, and raised his hand.

After lifting it, I discovered that it seemed like he was lifting it alone. Tong Liya stared at him with a smile on her face.

He put down his hand in embarrassment, and then quickly raised it up again: "Agree that Sister Ni Ni should be Zhu Bajie's hand."

But he was still alone, and he was embarrassed right now and offended two women at once.

"Then those who agree with Yishan as Zhu Bajie, please raise your hands." Huang Lei said immediately in order to relieve his embarrassment.

Then everyone raised their hands, and Tong Liya and Ni Ni even raised their hands.

The little guy did not know why he raised his hands after everyone.

Except for Zhang Yishan, everyone laughed.

Fang Yuan bumped the little guy on his back and said, "Actually, I think it's best for you to be a piglet."

"Crab monster, pinch your ears."

The crab claws on the small hand "piu~" clamped to the round ears.

Just ask if you are afraid.