My dad's life

"Dad..." The little guy saw Fang Yuan standing in front and subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to call Dad, but then he reacted.

"Hello customer, what do you want to buy?" the little guy asked with a smile.

She is getting more and more skilled.

"How much is this?" Fang Yuan asked, pointing to a little monkey doll.

"Ten yuan." The little guy took a look and immediately replied.

"Then how much is this girl?"

"That costs twenty yuan."

"Then I want these two, are there less money in total?"

"This is..."

The little guy immediately stretched out her ten fingers and found that they were not enough.

He hurriedly grabbed Fang's mother's hand, wanting to borrow her to use it.

"Little fool, didn't grandma teach you? How much is one plus two?" Mother Fang smiled and touched her head.

"Equal to three." The little guy didn't want to blurt out.

It seemed that she really remembered these simple calculations.

"Ten is one followed by a zero, twenty is two followed by a zero, one plus two equals three, and zero plus zero equals what?"

"Equal to zero."

"So, ten plus twenty, the number that equals is a three in the front and a zero in the back, right?"

The little guy nodded.

"So what is this number?"

"Thirty?" the little guy asked uncertainly.

"Yes, thirty. Ten plus twenty equals thirty. Do you know what to do next time?"

"Well, the front is added to the front, and the back is added to the back." The little guy said happily.

"By the way, you are such a smart baby."

Fang's mother touched her head, she was really relieved, and it was worthy of her time-consuming and laborious teaching during this time.

"Thirty yuan, give it." The little guy knew the answer and immediately stretched out his little hand to ask for money from Fangyuan.

However, Fang Yuan did not immediately give the money, but continued to ask: "Boss, I buy two, can you give me a cheaper one?"

"Huh?" The little guy was surprised when he heard this.

"How much cheaper do you want?"

"Twenty-five yuan cheaper."

"Two...twenty-five?" The little guy's eyes opened round.

Scratching my little head, I managed to figure it out, but it was useless.

You are deliberately embarrassing me to be fat—my little baby.

"That's all right, you give me twenty-five yuan."

Fangyuan: -_-||

"You got it wrong, I mean it's 25 yuan cheaper, not let you sell me 25 yuan."

"How much is that?"

"I have to ask you?" Fang Yuan smirked.

The little guy stared at him and didn't say anything, always feeling that the big villain dad was making bad ideas.

"Are you going to sell it?" Fang Yuan asked impatiently.

The little guy looked at grandma for help, so with the help of grandma, she finally figured out it was five yuan.

But Fangyuan didn't give her five yuan, but twenty yuan.

Then he pointed to the small treasure box next to him and asked, "Is this for ten yuan?"

The little guy was a little fainted by Fang Yuan, and nodded blankly.

"Then I'll buy another one." She said and picked up her little treasure chest.

"Hurry up and find me money." Fang Yuan urged.

The little guy looked at the twenty yuan in her hand and then at Fangyuan, she was completely dizzy.

Just when Fang's mother was thinking about helping her, she suddenly stretched out her hand and handed her twenty yuan back and said, "I won't sell it. Return the things to me. Get away quickly."

Radius: (△;)

This is not what he wants.

"Really, you are just messing around. Didn't you do it like this to undermine the little guy's self-confidence?" Father Fang said dissatisfiedly beside him.

"Yes, Xinxin is just learning, how can it be so difficult all of a sudden." Even the old man said dissatisfiedly.

"Yeah, you have to guide slowly, how can you be so reckless." He Liuqing also said.

Only Lan Caiyi didn't speak, and stared at him with her arms folded. Seeing that posture, it might as well say.

"Okay, okay." Fang Yuan smirked and put everything back.

Then he took out five yuan and handed it to the little guy, and then picked up two dolls again.

"Is this all right?" Fang Yuan asked.

The little guy looked at the five yuan in his hand and nodded in satisfaction.

"Now I can buy this box again, right?"

Fang Yuan didn't dare to say a treasure, for fear of causing the little guy to be alert.

He said and passed the ten dollars directly.

But the little guy was faster than him, and her little paw was pressed on her little treasure chest.

Looking at Fang Yuan with a vigilant look: "Is this not for sale?"

"Why don't you sell it? Don't you have ten yuan written on it?" Fang Yuan asked in surprise.

Little Pig is clever.

"Do you think I am a fool? There is a lot of one hundred dollars in my treasure chest." The little guy said triumphantly.

Then he took it off the coffee table and hugged it in his arms.

"Then why did you write ten yuan, and then you didn't sell it, how could this work?" Fang Yuan was a little anxious.

"Why not? I just put it here for fun. Grandma told me that one hundred yuan is the biggest money. Do you want to buy me so much for a small amount of ten yuan? I'm not a big fool."

Fangyuan: "..."

Fang Yuan was shocked by her with nothing to say.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Then I will use the big hundred dollars in my hand to buy your box, how about it?" Fang Yuan said unwillingly.

The little guy did not speak, but looked at him with "๑◡๑" eyes.

"What do you mean by that look?" Fang Yuan said uncomfortably.

"Is Dad a fool? Want to use your fake money to buy my real money? You want to lie to me, right?"

The little guy's wary eyes.

See through his triumphant smile.

Let Fangyuan feel depressed.

At the same time, I sighed with emotion, the little guy has learned to be smart, and it is not easy to cheat.

"Then your toys are also real, why can we buy them with fake money?" Fang Yuan continued to argue.

"I don't like these toys anymore, and you adults don't play with toys, but you spend money?" the little guy said confidently.

And it is reasonable to say.

Mother Fang couldn't help but hug her beside her and kissed her on the forehead.

"My little boy, what you said is too right, your father, he just wants to lie to you."

Granddaughter is so clever, mother Fang is happy.

"Mom, I didn't want to lie to her for money. I can't talk nonsense. I'm just playing games with her." Fang Yuan cried out.

"Hmph, don't think I didn't see it. You have been staring at my little treasure chest. Are you trying to steal me?" The little guy said vigilantly.

"I don't care about your little treasure chest."

"The money in me can buy a lot of delicious food." Hearing this, the little guy immediately defended loudly.

The implication is that her little treasure chest is precious, why don't you look down on it?

"Then I am not rare, my money is more than what is in your box."

"I don't believe it, you show it to me."

"Uh..." Fangyuan really can't take it out, who puts such cash on him.

Besides, he commutes to get off work every day and has nowhere to spend money. Even if he spends money, he still pays with his mobile phone.

"I knew you were cheating, and all your money was given to those brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts." The little guy said.

"When did I give money to my brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts?" Fang Yuan felt strange when he heard this.

"Just before, I gave it to you. I gave it a lot, a lot." said the little guy.

Fang Yuan was a little surprised when he heard this. He was talking about the issue of red envelopes during the Spring Festival.

"Yeah, I gave all my money to my brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts. Now I am so poor, you can give me some money." Fang Yuan cried and pretended to be poor.

"No, you want money, go to your wife." The little guy immediately hugged her little treasure chest, for fear of being snatched away.

"Why do I need a wife?" Fang Yuan felt a little strange upon hearing this.

"Because my wife has money."

"Who told you?"

Fangyuan finds it strange, and everyone finds it strange, why the little guy thinks that way.

"Because grandpa is asking his wife for money."

The little guy just learned Fang’s father’s voice as he spoke, and said coarsely to the other’s mother: "My wife, I ran out of money again, you can give me some more money."

After speaking, he learned from Mother Fang’s sharp voice and said, “Why do you run out so quickly? Really, I don’t know how to save flowers. Now, save a bit!”

...

Watching the little guy play grandpa and grandma for a while.

Except for Fang's father making a big red face, everyone else couldn't help but burst into laughter.