My dad's life

"Hey, I just came back and didn't do anything wrong, why are you hitting my ass?"

Fang Yuan turned around and pressed her palm against her little head, not letting her get close to her.

The little guy bulged his cheeks and waved his little fist like a small pinwheel, but his arms were too short to strike.

The two of Lan Caiyi didn't care about fighting, walked directly into the house and put down their backpacks.

"Caiyi is back, wash our hands, we will finish our meal immediately." Mother Fang stood up, cleaned up the things on the coffee table and said.

She was teaching Xiaozhuzhu Pinyin just now.

"Where are my grandpa and my mother?" Lan Caiyi asked casually.

"They are all on the balcony on the second floor. You just went up and told them to come down and finish their meal."

"Okay, Mom, thanks for your hard work." Lan Caiyi said hurriedly.

"What's the hard work? It's not hard work." Mother Fang was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile.

Lan Caiyi didn't answer, but smiled and said, "I went upstairs."

Then, like a leaping butterfly, he went up the stairs lightly.

"This child." Mother Fang smiled and shook her head.

At this time, Fang Yuan and the little guy were still arguing at the door.

After Fangyuan asked repeatedly, the little guy said why.

"Because you said it was ugly." The little guy said angrily.

"When did I say that, you wronged someone, I haven't said this before, I'm at work today." Fang Yuan cried out.

"I said it the other day." The little guy said with his hips akimbo.

Fang Yuan thought for a while and said, "I'm sure I didn't say it."

"there must be."

"Then when did you say I said it?"

Fang Yuan himself found it strange, he had a good memory, if he said that he could not remember it.

Even if I said that, it was a few days ago. Why did the little guy suddenly think of it and punch him in the ass?

So the little guy said what Teacher Wang said to her today.

Although the organization is not clear, Fangyuan finally understands.

"I mean myself, but I didn't talk about you? In what I said, where did you mention Fang Xin?" Fang Yuan quibbled.

"But...but..." The little guy was short of words and didn't know how to defend.

Because my father only talked about himself, not about her.

"Right, you are thinking too much." Fang Yuan said, taking the opportunity.

The little guy didn't speak, but stared directly at Fang Yuan's face with a pair of big eyes.

"You... why are you looking at me like this?" Fang Yuan asked with some guilty conscience.

"Hmph~, are you lying to the kid again?" The little guy sneered.

"How is it possible that you are so smart, who can fool you? Only fools can be fooled, are you fools?" Fang Yuan hurriedly said.

"Of course I am not a fool, I am smart." The little guy said hurriedly.

I'm afraid that others will think she is a fool.

"Yeah, you are not a fool, you are the smartest baby in the world, who can fool you?" Fang Yuan exclaimed with his thumb.

"Hey~" The little guy smiled embarrassedly.

"Okay, let's go in." Fang Yuan hurriedly walked inside with her arms around her shoulders.

The little guy who is giggling, always feels something is wrong.

But my father said he was the smartest baby in the world, so he was really happy!

At this time, Lan Caiyi called someone and just came down from upstairs.

Seeing the reconciled father and daughter, he said casually: "What? You were fooled by your father again?"

"Huh?" The little guy reacted immediately.

Then he started to get angry again, and stared at Fang Yuan with fierce (fierce) eyes.

"How to talk? How to talk? What is cheating? Xinxin is so smart, who can cheat her, do you think she is a fool? Only fools can be fooled." Fang Yuan emphasized the last sentence.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and asked, "Baby, tell your mother, are you smart or stupid, did I lie to you?"

"No...no?" The little guy said softly.

She would not admit that she was a stupid kid.

But why is it so unhappy?

Fang Yuan proudly raised his eyebrows at Lan Caiyi.

At this moment, he suddenly felt his butt being poked by a small hand.

When he turned his head, it was the little guy who was puffed up and poked his butt with his little hand.

"What are you doing? Didn't I lie to you?" Fang Yuan hurriedly avoided asking.

"Yeah, you didn't lie to me." The little guy grinned.

"Then why are you spanking me?"

"Because I want to fight, it doesn't matter if I lied to you or not." The little guy put his hands to the sky and said with a smug expression.

"Huh? How can this be?"

"Why can't it?"

"Anyway, it doesn't work." Fang Yuan turned around and ran.

"Don't run, hurry up and stop the spanking." The little guy chased up with his short legs.

Lan Caiyi laughed loudly at the back, letting you be extremely clever, and there is nothing wrong with the unreasonable.

"Caiyi, why are you laughing while standing here?" Grandpa and his party walked down from behind and asked.

"It's nothing, let's eat." Lan Caiyi shook her head and said with a smile.

But when I waited for my grandpa, I saw the little guy chasing her father around the room.

Where is there anything I don't understand.

"I'm such a big man, I still have trouble with my children." Fang's father scolded, but his face was full of smiles.

"This is very good, the child likes such a father who can play with her, not a dad who is stubborn all day long." The old man said beside him.

After speaking, he glanced at Father Fang.

"Master, don't look at me, I'm just talking about it." Father Fang said with a smile.

"It's eating." Mother Fang said when she brought the dishes out of the kitchen.

"Truce, eat first." Fang Yuan turned around and made a stop gesture to the little guy.

"No, unless you give me a few shots." The little guy akimbo and negotiated with him.

"Then I can't, anyway, I won't eat tonight." Fang Yuan hummed triumphantly.

"Don't bother with both of them, hurry up and come over for dinner." Mother Fang glared at them and said loudly.

"Oh!" the two responded together.

Then they looked at each other again.

"Huh." Turning their heads together again, no one paid any attention.

"I'm telling you, now truce, no sneak attacks are allowed during meal time." Fangyuan turned sideways, looked at the little guy, and was about to sit down.

"Okay, what are you making with the kid? You're still so serious." Lan Caiyi walked over and took his arm.

"I..." Fang Yuan just wanted to speak.

But Lan Caiyi turned her head and said to the little guy: "Hurry up, I caught him."

Hearing the words, the little guy ran over with a smug laugh, and hit Fangyuan's ass with a hammer.

Fang Yuan wanted to pull her hand, but Lan Caiyi held her tightly, fearing to hurt her, so she followed the little guy.

Anyway, her small fist doesn't hurt the hammer.

but--

"Wow, just hit it, you still bite?"

Fang Yuan jumped up suddenly.

Lan Caiyi also jumped down, quickly let go of Fangyuan, and pulled the little guy away, "How can you bite your father's ass, you little fool?"

Lan Caiyi patted her little butt a few times and reprimanded.

Fang Yuan rubbed his butt, luckily there was a layer of clothing.

Moreover, his skin is thick and thick, and the little guy is actually not trying hard, so nothing happened, just a shock.

Now that Lan Caiyi talked about her, Fangyuan stopped talking about it.

But then I heard Lan Caiyi say again: "How dirty your father's butt is. It's all bacteria. You will get sick if you bite it in your mouth."

"Hey..., don't bring this!" Fang Yuan was speechless.

The point is not here, alright.