My dad's life

"You said you, this morning, you didn't comb your head or wash your face. You made this toy everywhere. What do you want?" Fang Yuan watched the little guy throwing toys all over the sofa. Some asked speechlessly.

"I want to play." The little guy replied without thinking about it.

"Then you have to comb your hair well, and play after washing your face." Fang Yuan said.

"If I wash my face first, and then play with toys, you will definitely let me wash my hands and hands when I have breakfast.

I play with toys first, and then wash my face, so that I can have breakfast directly."The little guy has a lot of logic.

"Do you use all your cleverness for being lazy? Who is this like? When I was a child, I wasn't as lazy as you." Fang Yuan said with disgust.

At this time Lan Caiyi just came down from upstairs.

The little guy said immediately: "Mom, Dad said you are lazy."

"Hey, kids can't talk nonsense." Fang Yuan said quickly when Lan Caiyi looked over.

"I'm not talking nonsense." The little guy said angrily.

"Then tell me, when did I say your mother was lazy?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.

"I'm the baby of you and your mother. You say I'm lazy, unlike when you were a kid, so naturally I'm like a mother?" The little guy said with his arms folded.

"Uh……"

Fang Yuan was a bit speechless, and the logic seemed to make sense.

"But I didn't say that your mother is lazy?" Fang Yuanqiang defended herself.

"Who is that, you are the baby of grandpa and grandma, and your mother is the baby of grandpa and grandma, do you mean grandpa and grandma are lazy? Or grandpa and grandma are lazy?" the little guy said immediately.

Lan Caiyi probably knew what was going on, standing at the top of the stairs without talking, just pursing her mouth, watching Fangyuan's jokes.

And Father Fang, who was reading the newspaper, was already staring at him through the gap in the newspaper.

It is estimated that Fangyuan would jump up immediately if he said he was like him.

"That...like me?"

"Who doesn't you look like?" Lan Caiyi walked over, directly punched him in the chest, and groaned.

"Like me, like me, hehe~"

"Oh, Dad is a big slacker." The little guy cheered.

She was naturally happy when she beat her father.

"Then you are a little lazy." Fang Yuan stunned back.

"Slob."

"Little slacker."

"Slob."

"Little slacker."

"..."

"Well, you two will save me some energy. Come here, mom will help you comb your hair, and you will brush my teeth and wash my face."

Lan Caiyi was quarreled by the two of them one by one, so she interrupted the two aloud and accused the two of them not to make trouble.

"Oh." The two confessed obediently.

Especially the little guy came over, patted Fangyuan's leg, shook his head, and sighed deeply.

"Oh~"

"What do you mean?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.

The little guy immediately looked at him with a look of "Are you stupid?"

Then he ignored him and took Lan Caiyi's hand and said, "Mom, I have been waiting for you to come down and help me comb my hair. It doesn't hurt at all to comb your hair, and the comb is the best, not like Dad's stupid. "

"Really? Isn't mom very good?" Lan Caiyi said.

After that, Yuanyuan raised his eyebrows, and then took the little guy and left.

"What do you mean?" Fang Yuan touched his head but still didn't understand.

Father Fang put down the newspaper, walked over, shook his head, and gave a deep "Oh!"

"Dad, what are you doing, what do you mean?"

"Why do I have your stupid son?"

"Why am I stupid, what do you mean little guy?"

"Your daughter, you don't know, why don't you ask me? I will ask the old man to come back for breakfast, not wanting to talk to you idiot."

Father Fang ran straight after speaking.

"Really, one or two gods are talking about." Fang Yuan turned around and went to the bathroom, he asked the little guy to ask.

When Fang Yuan entered the bathroom, the little guy's hair had been combed by the blue colored clothes, and he was brushing his teeth.

"What did you mean?" Fang Yuan asked directly.

"Wow, wow." The little guy immediately made the toothpaste bubbles in his mouth creak.

"Brush your teeth well, don't talk to her either." Lan Caiyi said beside her.

"Oh." Fang Yuan picked up his toothbrush and brushed his teeth.

But unwilling to do so, he arched the little pig's head next to him with his butt.

Not to be outdone, the little guy also used her small buttocks to arch the round legs.

Fang Yuan arched back immediately.

The little guy arched back again.

The one who came and went like this, accidentally, arched to the blue Caiyi next to him.

"Brush your teeth well, did you two hear it?" Lan Caiyi said loudly.

"Oh~" The two immediately stood up obediently.

Fang Yuan gargles with water and makes a "gurgling" sound.

The little guy was immediately unwilling to show weakness and wanted to make a louder voice.

Then he accidentally swallowed "Gudong".

"Uh……"

"Haha, little stupid pig." Fang Yuan laughed.

To prevent the child from swallowing, the child’s toothpaste is food-grade, so it’s okay to swallow a little bit.

"You're not too smart. Brush my teeth quickly and make trouble with the child so seriously." Lan Caiyi gave him a punch on his shoulder and groaned.

The little guy smiled triumphantly when he saw his father being taught.

But the two dared not continue the quarrel.

Brush your teeth obediently.

"Okay, can you tell me now?"

The little guy still shook his head.

Lan Caiyi didn't care about these two naive ghosts anymore. After washing her face, she went out first.

At this time, the little guy said roundly: "I mean, your wife is really amazing."

Fangyuan: "..."

"Your mother is also very good." Fang Yuan replied awkwardly.

"Oh~" The two sighed together.

"I am so good?" I don't know when, Lan Caiyi stood at the door of the bathroom.

"Hey~" The little guy smirked and washed his face pretending to be nonchalant.

Fang Yuan said awkwardly, "Why are you back again?"

"I forgot to apply cream."

As Lan Caiyi said, she walked in and took the cream from the sink and wiped herself.

"Come on, mom will wipe it for you."

Then he couldn't help but rubbed his face when he caught the little guy.

Fang Yuan turned around to run, but was caught by Lan Caiyi.

"You wipe a little too."

"No, I have thick skin, it's okay." Fang Yuan waved his hand quickly.

"You need to wipe the thicker skin to make your skin softer."

Then he caught Fang Yuan's face and kneaded likewise.

After finishing the wipe, Lan Caiyi asked triumphantly: "I will wipe the cream for you, shouldn't you thank me?"

Fang Yuan and the little guy looked at each other.

Then one said obediently: "Thank you mom."

One said obediently: "Thank you, wife."

Lan Caiyi nodded in satisfaction and turned around and went out.

Looking at Lan Caiyi's bumpy back, Fang Yuan sighed and lowered his head to the little guy: "Your mother is so amazing."

"Uh, uh~, your wife is also very good."

Then the two people who looked at each other laughed together.

Lan Caiyi, who had already walked out, heard the laughter and showed a warm smile.