My dad's life

"Mom, what do you tell me to do?" Little Pig stood up and greeted him with a happy expression.

But Little Pig is a smart little baby.

It was soon noticed that it was wrong.

Seeing her mother sticking in her waist and looking at her with wide-eyed eyes, although she didn't know where she had made a mistake, but she definitely wanted to hit her ass, she knew that mother always wanted to hit her ass, hum, me what All know...

So the happy expression on his face solidified, and the steps he had just taken stopped in midair.

"Hurry up and come to me, what are you doing?" Lan Caiyi said solemnly.

She didn't say that it was okay, when she said that, Little Pig turned and ran to the yard.

Dad Fang and grandma were sitting in the yard and chatting, and the piglet went straight into grandma’s arms. The little things were very clever. She knew that in this house, grandpa and grandma were the biggest, and everyone should listen. Their words.

So she naturally looked for the greatest shelter.

"You come over to me, thinking that if you hide in your grandma's arms, I won't hit you?" Lan Caiyi followed, angrily.

"What's wrong? Did Xinxin make any mistakes again?" Fang's father asked with some confusion.

"If you have something to say, don't fight the children, just tell her." Grandma too took the little piggy in her arms and said unwillingly.

"Yeah, yes, why are you hitting me, it's not right to hit people casually? The police will arrest you." With grandma and grandpa backing up, Piggy is much bolder.

"That's because you made a mistake."

"I made a mistake, what did I make? I was in the kindergarten today. I didn't beat or cry children. They all loved each other? Is it because I secretly ate the snacks they gave me?" Little pig pig scratched his head Some doubts asked.

Everyone:...

"Neither, do you say everywhere that your mother has a baby?" Lan Caiyi held back a smile.

"Right." Little Pig answered honestly.

"Why are you talking nonsense? Now the whole world knows that your mother is pregnant." Lan Caiyi felt ashamed.

And she is not exaggerating at all. It is true that the whole world knows it. I don't know who sold this news to the media, but the whole world knows it?

Some good people even opened a handicap, betting on whether Lan Caiyi gave birth to a boy or a girl.

"Is this a secret? Is it a shameful thing? Can't you tell others?" Little Pig asked back with a puzzled look.

"Uh-, of course not."

This is of course not a shameful thing, nor is it a shameful thing, but it's just that everyone knows it makes Lan Caiyi a little embarrassed.

Seeing the embarrassing dark color on his mother's face, Piggy's eyes lit up, and he immediately retorted: "If this is the case, why can't you tell others? I made no mistake? Why are you hitting me ass? Reasonable mother?"

The more piggy said, the more confident he was, and the more he said, he got out of his grandmother's arms, stuck her waist, and looked straight at Lan Caiyi and said, "You tell me, are you an unreasonable mother? Your teacher didn’t tell you to be a kid... Do adults want to be reasonable? Didn’t your parents teach you? How can you do without reason, you don’t reason, and she doesn’t reason, then let’s just Has become an unreasonable kingdom...?"

Seeing Xiaozhuzhu's most reasonable appearance, the blue-colored clothes are itchy teeth.

Father Fang and Grandma Fang were smiling cheerfully beside them.

Lan Caiyi is really unable to fight now. If she really fights, then she has not really become an unreasonable mother?The education of children is not good.

So he turned inside the house full of discomfort.

Fang Yuan, who was drinking the water, was a little surprised to see her come back with an unhappy expression. What's wrong, why didn't he hear the piggy?

This is an unwritten agreement in the family, Xiaozhuzhu's education and learning are all under the blue color clothes, and Fangyuan is only responsible for playing with him.

They perform their duties, and other people can't intervene, so when Lan Caiyi was going to teach Piggy, Fangyuan didn't care.

"This little thing is so good at talking now, I'm almost mad at her."

Lan Caiyi told him what happened.

Fang Yuan laughed loudly upon hearing the words: "This shows that the reason is indeed not on your side."

Lan Caiyi glared at him, still unhappy.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Little Pig would catch up.

"Why did you go? Didn't you hear me talking to you? You are so rude, are you an impolite mother? You..." Little Pig was stuck in his waist, and said with a big little mouth. heap.

Lan Caiyi couldn't bear it, so she pulled her over, and "pia~pia~" on her little ass twice.

Little Pig was dumbfounded.

Then carefully asked: "Am I making a mistake?"

"No." This time it was Lan Caiyi's turn with her waist in her waist, her face full of pride.

"Then why are you hitting my ass?" Piggy's voice immediately increased by an octave.

"Because I want to fight." Lan Caiyi said proudly.

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"I know, you always wanted to hit my ass, because my ass is better than yours." Little Pig twisted his little ass.

"Hehe, it's not. Mine is much better than you. Ask your father if you don't believe me." Lan Caiyi smiled.

Then the two looked at the lively Fangyuan together.

"Uh--"

"I don't know anything." Fang Yuan hurriedly shook his head.

"No, you have to choose one, just say it." Lan Caiyi said with her waist sticking.

Little Pig hurriedly pushed his waist up, and said with his belly straight: "Say quickly."

"If I was forced to say something, I would not choose anyone, because mine is the best looking." Fang Yuan said after a while pondering.

Turn around and run after speaking.

"Hey, you're so shameless." Little piggy stepped on his short legs and chased after him.

Lan Caiyi naturally followed behind.

He Liuqing just came out of the room upstairs.

Seeing them, I rushed, and immediately said nervously: "How can you run? You are pregnant now, can you pay more attention to it..."

"Oh..." Lan Caiyi looked helpless.

Can only stop.

Piggy couldn't manage so much, and eagerly caught up with Fangyuan, who had deliberately slowed down, and punched his ass a few times.

Fang Yuan grabbed her and hugged her and said, "You like to hit my ass so much, isn't it because mine is better-looking than you?"

"what?"

Little Pig Pig was a little surprised when she heard this, because this was what she said to her mother just now.

"No, mine is the best looking." Little Pig retorted loudly, waving his small arms.

"Really? It's so good-looking, how about give Dad a shot?"

Hearing this, Xiaozhuzhu immediately struggled on him, preventing him from hitting, and all of it was full of joyful laughter.

"It's dinner." Mother Fang shouted downstairs.

"Coming soon." Little Pig stopped immediately, and then replied loudly.

Eat the most positive.