My dad's life

"Oh, oh~"

Early in the morning, Piggy didn't change his clothes. He stood on the balcony, leaning his neck back, and screaming.

Ai Cai next door probably heard the sound and ran out of the house.

"Xinxin, what are you doing?" Ai Cai asked curiously.

"I am a bad wolf now." Little Pig stopped to explain.

"Why do you want to be a big bad wolf?" Ai Cai asked strangely.

As if Ai Cai poke her excitement.

Little Zhuzhu happily explained: "I had a dream last night. I dreamt that I became a bad wolf. It's amazing. A child in one mouthful."

"Wow, it's scary, who have you eaten, won't you eat me?" Ai Cai showed a frightened expression, and then giggled.

"I ate myself." Little Pig said.

After saying it, I feel wrong, how can I eat myself?

She scratched her head, tried her best to open her mouth, and confirmed that she seemed to be unable to eat herself.

"Gluck~" Ai Cai was amused.

"How can you eat yourself?"

"Because I am a big bad wolf and a child, the bad big bad wolf ate my little child." Little Zhuzhu explained.

I feel quite convoluted, but there is no logic in dreams.

"Sister Ai Cai, do you have any dreams of making fun?" Xiao Zhu Zhu squatted on the balcony, just chatting with the opposite Ai Cai.

"Ok……"

Ai Cai thought for a while, then said: "I didn't dream last night, but I had a fun dream before."

"Say quickly, talk quickly, what fun dream?" Little Pig asked excitedly.

"I dreamed that I went to the zoo to play with my parents. Both my parents and I became kangaroos. Then a big lion came to eat us.

Dad is amazing. He defeated the big lion and tied the big lion to the tree. Then his baby came and said let us let his dad..."

"Oh, oh~"

Piggy is a qualified cheer, he kept nodding his head, listening very seriously.

"Let me tell you, last time I dreamed that I had wings and flew in the sky. The white clouds in the sky are all marshmallows and rainbows. I took a bite and it was delicious." Little Pig licked his lips. , The meaning is still not quite authentic.

"Oh, what happened later?" Ai Cai asked curiously.

"Later, I woke up to Dad later, and I blamed Dad." Piggy said angrily.

...

The two little guys had a conversation like this.

It was not until the parents of both sides came over that they were arrested separately.

"Early in the morning, if you don't brush your teeth, your face doesn't work, don't you have breakfast?" Fangyuan helped Piggy put on his clothes.

"I'm chatting with Sister Ai Cai, I will eat dinner later, don't worry, don't worry." Little pig pig waved his hands, looking indifferent.

"The school bus doesn't wait for you. If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch the school bus."

"It's okay, Dad sent me."

"I don't want to send you, why should I send you."

"Because you want to apologize to me." Little Pig stuck in his waist and said angrily.

Looking at Qi Liuhai wearing cute blue suspender shorts, orange short-sleeved shirt, and her small fleshy face, it is not to mention how cute.

Fang Yuan couldn't help but kissed her on the cheek.

"Apologize? Why apologize? Because of kissing you?"

"No, you have to accompany me with rainbow candy." Little piggy stuck in his waist.

"Rainbow candy? You have to eat candy early in the morning, don't you want your teeth?"

"No, it's a rainbow-sugar." Little Pig hurriedly explained.

"Yes, skittles? Is there any problem?"

"I mean, it's rainbow-like candy." Piglet became impatient.

"Oh, that's still rainbow candy."

"I'm talking about rainbows."

"Ok, rainbow, what happened to the rainbow?"

"You have to be with me a rainbow, an edible rainbow."

"Isn't that skittles?"

...

"Ah~."

Piggy finally got annoyed, jumped up, pounced on Fangyuan, and stretched out a little hand to pull his ears.

The two laughed together.

"Hey, I and you two, what are you doing here early in the morning?" Lan Caiyi stood at the door and knocked on the door.

"We don't call him, my name is Fang Xin, my father is Fang Yuan, you can call me dear baby, dad dear husband, if you don't call your name, it would be very rude to feed..." Piggy Said.

Fang Yuan quietly put her down, stay away from her.

"Oh, am I very rude?" Lan Caiyi walked in with a smile.

The dead piglet noticed something was wrong, and when he turned around, he found that his father had been hiding far away.

Hurriedly rushed into Fangyuan's arms with his short legs.

Lan Caiyi chased up with her long legs, "I will let you know what is impolite."

"Dad, help, is your wife going to kill someone?" Xiao Zhuzhu cried, hiding behind Fang Yuan.

"Don't worry, she won't kill, at best she will beat you in the ass."

"That's not okay. Why isn't my mother reasonable? The feeding is wrong. The teacher said it's very impolite." Xiao Zhuzhu defended, shrinking behind Fang Yuan.

"Well, what you said makes sense." Fang Yuan said with certainty.

Then stepped away.

Little Pig:"……"

In the end, Little Pig's little ass was lightly beaten by his mother a few times.

"Next time I wake up in the morning, I will get up and be called every time. What is a bad habit?"

"I didn't want someone to call it." Little Pig said.

She really didn't let people call, everyone called on their own initiative.

"That's fine, we won't call you tomorrow morning. We will have breakfast and go to work. As for you, whatever you want."

"Hmph, grandparents will call me." Little Pig said I'm not afraid.

"I told them not to call."

"Grandma, grandpa and grandma will call me."

"Don't worry, I won't let everyone call you."

"No, why bother to listen to you." Little Pig said dissatisfied.

"In this house, you have to listen to me." Lan Caiyi said domineeringly.

"Then I'll let Sister Ai Cai call me, hey, you can't help it." Xiao Zhuzhu said proudly.

"You little piggy, are you purely trying to fight your mother, right?" Lan Caiyi squinted at her.

Little Pig Pig heard this and said angrily: "You and I are doing the right thing."

...

The noisy morning started again.

Fang Yuan watched the two of them arguing and didn't interrupt.

Although the days are plain, they are very warm.

After breakfast, Fangyuan sent Xiao Zhuzhu to school, and asked again: "What did you say about rainbow candy before? Why do you want Dad to apologize?"

"It's a rainbow—sugar" Xiao Zhuzhu corrected.

Fangyuan: ─━_─━✧

Is there any difference?

But this time Fang Yuan didn't tease her anymore, otherwise he would provoke Piggy again, instead waiting for her to explain.

So Xiao Zhuzhu told Fangyuan of the dream she had.

"Is this to blame?" Fang Yuan asked helplessly.

"Then who am I to blame?" Xiao Zhuzhu asked with an imposing manner.

"Blam me?"