My dad's life

"Huh huh~, you guys tell me that you have umbrellas, rubber shoes, and raincoats. Why do you get wet?" After arriving home, Lan Caiyi asked angrily with her arms akimbo.

"It's all fathers." Little Pig pointed to Fangyuan unceremoniously.

"Huh? How can you blame me? You fell yourself."

"That's because you chased me."

"I didn't chase you, it was you who did bad things with a guilty conscience."

"You did the bad thing first." Little Pig said angrily.

"Nonsense, obviously you want to make trouble first."

"No, I'm just for fun." Little Pig said slyly.

Lan Caiyi didn't understand what they were talking about.

It doesn't matter if you don't understand.

"You, stand facing the wall for me." Lan Caiyi pointed to the wall where the stairs were.

Seeing Xiao Zhuzhu pouting his lips, he stood over aggrievedly.

Fang Yuan laughed with a "poof".

"Why are you laughing? And you, stand over to me quickly." Lan Caiyi glared at him.

"Huh? Why should I stand?"

"Of course you want, how did you pick up the child?"

"No, you can't..."

"mom……"

"Don't shout, don't shout, can't I stand still?" Fang Yuan hurried over and stood with Xiao Zhuzhu.

Xiao Zhuzhu immediately became happy when he saw his father and her punished station.

Happy eyebrows tremble like a caterpillar.

Fang Yuan reached out and pinched her fleshy little cheek.

"Ahhh~"

Fang Yuan is preparing to fight back.

Just listen to Lan Caiyi behind her: "Stand up for me."

The two dared not move obediently.

However, Little Pig was pinched in his face, and didn't bite.

So after a while, he stretched out his feet, trying to kick his father's ass.

But I picked up my feet and realized that my father was too high to kick.

So stepped on the feet of Fangyuan.

As soon as Fang Yuan raised his foot, Little Pig was unstable and squatted on the ground.

"Let you stop here, what are you doing?" Lan Caiyi asked in a deep voice.

"Mom, Dad bullied me." The villain Piggy sued first.

"Really, what do you want?"

In fact, Lan Caiyi saw it all.

"Let him stand longer." Little Pig opened his arms and gestured vigorously.

"Hey, how can you do this? You bad guy."

"You are the bad guy." Little Pig angrily grabbed Fang Yuan's clothes and pulled them down.

"Wait, wait, don't pull my pants." Fang Yuan panicked.

"Pouch"

Seeing their father and daughter quarrel together, she couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, wife, don't I need to stand anymore?"

"Hey, old...Mom, I don't need to stand anymore?"

"Who said that, you two quickly stand up for me." Lan Caiyi forced her laugh.

"Oh~"

Fang Yuan and Piggy looked at each other, and then sighed deeply together.

He Liuqing came downstairs and saw the father and daughter standing in the corner, and his daughter sitting on the sofa looking at them, he knew what was going on.

"What exactly happened here?"

"Grandma." Little Pig cried aggrieved.

"It's no use calling grandma, stand up for me." Lan Caiyi said immediately.

"Okay, okay, why are you so grandiose?" He Liuqing was a peacemaker.

"I'm not angry." Lan Caiyi said indifferently.

"Uh--"

"I just want Xinxin to remember, how many times is this already? Every time it rains, I get wet on my body." Lan Caiyi said.

"Then you can punish Xinxin, why do you make me stand up too?" Fang Yuan raised his arm.

"You are also responsible. You pick it up every time." Lan Caiyi glared at him.

"Yes, I blame Dad." Piggy said immediately.

Fang Yuan kicked her little butt quietly across one leg.

Little Pig turned his head immediately, and there was nothing behind him.

So he looked at Fangyuan next to him suspiciously.

Why are you looking at me like this?

"Did you do it?"

"What are you doing? What are you talking about?" Fang Yuan pretended to be blank.

Although Little Pig suspected that her father kicked her ass, there was nothing he could do without evidence.

So I can only stand obediently again.

But the little butt was kicked again immediately.

Piggy immediately glared at Fangyuan.

Fangyuan pretended nothing happened.

Piggy held back, pretending to be nothing, and then suddenly turned his head.

But I didn't see anything. I didn't catch it several times.

So he relaxed, holding his arm and muttering quietly, not knowing what he was doing.

But the little butt was kicked again soon.

Now Little Pig is really angry.

"Wow" burst into tears.

While crying, he shouted: "Grandpa, Dad kicked my ass and kicked my ass in half."

"Fangyuan, why are you kicking Xinxin ass."

Father Fang's angry voice came from the basement.

Fearing a resurgence, he and Fang's mother were packing things in the basement.

"Hey, I didn't kick you, and don't just thunder and rain."

"You kicked me." Little Pig said angrily.

"Where did I kick you, do you have evidence?"

"Hmph." Little Pig smiled triumphantly.

Then a little bracelet on the arm.

Three-year-old immediately cast a screen in the air.

Fang Yuan's kicking her ass was all recorded.

"..."

Fangyuan’s home is equipped with surveillance, and Fangyuan installed it himself. This is really self-inflicted.

It turns out that she was talking to three years old just now.

Are children so pretty now?

Lan Caiyi and He Liuqing, who were watching the whole time on the sofa, all laughed.

The three-year-old sneaked out his head from the corner of the projection screen.

When she saw Fang Yuan looking at her, she slipped away with a "swish".

At this time, Father Fang came up from the basement and asked again angrily: "Fangyuan, why did you make Xinxin cry again and kick her ass."

"Uh-, I was playing with her."

"Joke around? Come on, come on, you kick me twice, and I will play around with you."

"Grandpa, three times."

"(⊙o⊙)... It's three times, you kick me three times."

"Grandpa, let me come, let me come." Little Pig was very excited.

In fact, Papa Fang had known that Xiao Zhuzhu was crying fake, and there were no tears on his face, he was just cooperating with her.

"Okay, let you come." Father Fang said, and stood behind.

"Kick you, can you kick it?" Fang Yuan said disdainfully.

Piggy looked at her butt, which was almost flush with her sight, and sighed, as if she couldn't really kick it.

Fang Yuan and the others thought that Piggy would let Fang’s father hug her or let Fang Yuan squat down.

But I didn't expect Little Pig to sigh and then said: "I will save it first, and then I will play when I grow up."

"Uh--"

Can you keep kicking ass?

Then I saw Little Pig clutching his little ass, frowning and saying to Lan Caiyi: "Mom, my ass is so painful being kicked by my father."

She meant it was obvious, but she didn't want to stand anymore.

Lan Caiyi said in a funny way: "Well, I won't punish you for standing. Let your father stand alone and reflect on it."

Little pig pig cheered immediately after hearing this, and his butt no longer hurts.