My name is Seung-soo Ekihiko.

It's crap.

No, it's not really a crumb. It's a wig.

Or, more precisely, not even a rash.

My name is Seung-soo Eunhiko. He served as a former member of four groups for two years at Shinto High School, and at one point he was a scab, but now he's a jerk.

I have a situation that goes into this, but I don't really want to talk about it anymore because it stinks. Damn, I'm telling you, body odor is enough! Wahahahahahahaha!!

………

Yes.

We're in Verneus, a peninsula in the southeastern part of the continent. Pippy stretched in a way reminiscent of the Italian and Izu peninsulas, Verneus has a volcanic belt to the north and south. Perhaps a peninsula made possible by volcanic activity. It is also very similar to the Izu Peninsula, and the result is a wealth of hot springs.

For two years, the four groups of students were supposed to have left this Verneus as their first destination, but from the moment on, they got caught up in what should also be called a transfer accident and fell apart.

It's painful that the class that started to come together fell apart. It is in these circumstances, however, that humanity is certainly reflected. It was surprisingly Sugiura, the cook in charge of the class, who put together a classmate who was about to panic.

Sugiura enlivened, or reprimanded, the orgy fish-dwelling brothers and sisters and the crying garden, and the raw tail, which, as always, lay swallowing sleep, and said she would create a base on this peninsula. It didn't seem like much of a leadership type of student, but it's an unexpected talent. I was strangely glad to find a new side of Sugiura. No, as a teacher, of course.

So, we have a base.

Sugiura made a proposal to run the Hot Springs Inn at this base. Fish dwelling brothers and sisters are easy to collect sea delights, and the garden can make vegetables in the home garden. Sugiura cooks and serves it. The gateway, in one way or another, is close to the popular dining room with a hot spring and a place to stay.

Hako of Inn began with the original tail cleaning up a large stone house that had decayed in the mountains by his mind. It was originally a hot spring inn where guests didn't know if they were coming because it wasn't a crowded place, but the students still enjoyed getting ready quite a bit.

Hmm, what was I doing?

I ask the other way around, what do you think I could have done? I was a jerk.

I was covered in Sugiura, and all I could do was watch my students from the shadows.

I was nothing but a helpless jerk. And the odor is amazing. Hono-san, who transferred with me, stopped talking to me about something.

The turning point will come in a few days. It's the day my first guest arrived at the Onsen Inn.

"All right, Doctor, stay in here forever and don't come out today."

"I don't have any hands or feet even if I want to leave..."

Sugiura pinched her nose and pushed me into the back of the cooking area.

Sugiura has been cold on me since I got crumpled. Even though his lower body is now octopus, he's also a former flower high school girl. I'm sure he's sensitive to the one called Smell. I made an appeal with my best adult smile that I didn't care about at all.

"... ugh"

But naturally, without the facial expressions, I couldn't possibly make a smile no matter how much I smiled, and instead, it just ended up smelling strange. Sugiura looked like she was going to throw up and left.

It's not Sugiura's fault. There's something wrong with my smell.

Sugiura's attitude has gotten cold, but the relationship hasn't gotten that bad. Now, he explained to me earlier what was going on at this hot spring inn, "Look," looking like he was going to throw up.

Currently, there is a first-time visitor to "Mitsuko”. He is quite neat of his own, but by the way dirty, well thankfully he is a guest like, 'A man in a noble or chivalrous class has arrived scattered lost in the mountains'.

It is a hot spring inn with monsters all over their faces. That's what the customers are afraid of, but Sugiura is willing to entertain them. Because his parents are established restaurants, he looks excited when he engages in customer service. Even from Sugiura, who pinched his nose and spoke nauseously, that one scale could be felt firmly.

Well, you can't put me on the table in that situation.

Probably no sawdust in this world. There won't be any canning technology, so I'm sure there won't be any sur streaming either. If you want to leave me alone in a world like that, it's fine bioterrorism. There wasn't a spirit of hospitality. No dashing. This is not very good.

I was feeling signs of Sugiura running around in a dark, narrow place, and of Sugiura cooking with pleasure.

He's a good cook. In the last few months, the technology appears to have improved even further. He says it's what he likes that makes him good at things, but that's exactly what he practiced. It does even exist because it deals with unknown ingredients and behaves like that to nearly forty classmates.

The guy when cooking is glittering somewhere. I'm sure it still is. But now that my stock wasn't mixed up there, I felt sexually lonely.

"Damn, what is this feeling..."

I am in the dark, alone in evil.

When one was rotting in the dark (just for the crumbs), there was also a footstep of being soaked in the kitchen, and Sugiura came back. She opens my shitty cupboard. In the darkness, light plunged in.

"... hey"

Bhattan.

When I said hello, the cabinet was closed. Isn't that a little bad?

"… Sugiura,"

"I'm sorry. Doctor."

From beyond the closed door, I heard Sugiura's trembling voice.

"Just the teacher, treat me like this..."

"It's good. As much as I stink, so do I."

Strength. You can't treat me like this. I am also really full of desire to offer nice flavors to students in my class while being shredded by Sugiura in a sunny spot. But it is already visible that Sugiura will be in trouble if we insist on it. I'm a teacher. I'm my own wagamama, and I can't get my students in trouble.

"... how's the customer?

"Yeah, fine, he was happy. I don't know, I'm here to exorcise the monster who lives in the back of this mountain, but he's unexpectedly strong and his troops are scattered... I want to feel like that"

"Are you from the kingdom?

"Yeah. He said it was the Royal Knights of the Kingdom of Verneus. It feels a lot different from the Knight Kingdom in the west."

I can't talk to you in sight because I'm a jerk, but I know Sugiura is trying to treat me as normal as possible. That was one salvation for me.

However, Sugiura's attitude is somewhere cold and stiff. It's unnatural. I felt that the relationship between me and Sugiura was causing some kind of fatal transformation. That's a completely different kind of thing from what happened when I changed from scratch to scratch.

"... Hey, Doctor"

Sugiura shrugged pompously as she was thinking about it.

"Don't you think it's strange that I've been cutting my teacher?

"What's wrong?

"Because I couldn't move, I didn't have hands and feet, and my body was galloping in that condition... No matter how much it goes back to normal, I feel like I can't stand that... I thought it was strange before. Me and my teacher."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just give me a minute."

The voice of Sugiura trembling across the cabinet.

Could that be the reason Sugiura's attitude is weird from earlier? Why, all of a sudden, have I come to think of that?

If you do think in common sense, it would be madness shabby to galloping your body to provide that stock. I can only think of it as crazy. But if you're going to say that in the first place, reincarnating into a rash is a crazy shack in itself, and I've been so confident in patience since I was a kid that it says' I'm a patient kid 'in my correspondence book. I never had a strong doubt there because it was the crust mission to provide the stock.

At that time, I had words to blur the back of my brain.

Filter.

That is one of the words spoken from the mouth of Akai Tomorrowka. A few days before I was torn apart by the transfer, I was listening to that from the guy who was visiting the kitchen.

It's one of the techniques knitted by the blood clan. Filter to reduce psychological shock and strain when transferring and turning into monsters. There are individual differences in the duration of effect, but about three months. When it ran out, the students had the possibility that the ethics and common sense that had been held back by the filters until now would turn back and they would learn to fear and question their actions until then.

Sugiura may have been causing that filter to run out.

Of course, some people can act unaffected by the presence or absence of filters. Among the students who have transferred to Verneus, Mayuki Haruo, for example, is. If he's the type of person who's as solid in self and self-consciousness as he is, he can take precedence over the values in him over ethics and common sense, so he won't make a lethal transformation of consciousness by running out of filters.

Plus, adults like me are not susceptible to out-of-filter influences, Red Well said.

Then what?

Could it be that Sugiura's attitude toward me has changed, not because of the odor I emit, but because it caused the filter to run out?

"... Sugiura, if I became a scab instead of a scab now,"

"... yeah"

When I asked, Sugiura nodded across the door.

"After all, are you afraid to cut me?

………

The reply was, not immediately. But put it between a few beats, and she answers.

"... yeah. Scary."

"Right."

Then you have no choice.

There is no fundamental solution to filter failure. Each one of them in themselves, we just have to find the answer. For example, if Sugiura finds the answer to "Never Cut Me Down Again," that's one answer to respect.

What is right and what is wrong. Individual values, present in a vector separate from ethics and common sense. The answers derived do not necessarily preserve the same relationship as before. It's like puberty, if you ask me. I can't force that on you.

"But, Doctor"

"Oh."

All I can do is listen to Sugiura.

"... yeah. Nothing."

"Right."

And if you're going to stop the words there, you can't go in and listen to them, either.

This is Sugiura's problem. It's not that I can intervene. The only thing I can do as a teacher is to provide minimal assistance. I can push you on the back, and if you know where to land, I can lead you. But it must be Sugiura herself first to derive that landing site.

"... well, Doctor, it's late at night, so go to sleep"

"Oh, good night"

That's all Sugiura and I have to say. In the kitchen, only the footsteps of Sugiura walking away, soaked.

That night, I woke up with a roar. Tremors shake the Hot Springs Inn "look at it” loudly.

"Hey, what! What!?

Something big clashed and sounded like scattering shocks. Furthermore, I feel the roaring sound of the beast echoing from afar. I wanted to hurry up and check my surroundings, but I can't look outside because I'm locked in the back of the cabinet, and I can't move one thing because it's creepy in the first place.

When I'm in a hurry, I hear soaking and rushing footsteps from the outside. Sugiura glanced at his face as the door slammed open and held down his nose and mouth.

"Doctor!"

"Sugiura, what happened!?

"The monster who attacked our customers, that's it...!

"Holy crap......!

I had a feeling that would happen somehow, but I didn't expect this to happen this morning yesterday.

"Doctor, hurry!

"I don't have my hands and feet even if I want to hurry!

"Already!"

Sugiura took off her hand holding her nose and snapped me out of the back of the cupboard. Grab a strong grip around the tail and stick me in the pan with all the other cookware. There was no hesitation there, although it had become a huge phase in order to indulge in odor.

"Sugiura, you..."

One of the octopus feet pulled out Hono, who had been stretched loosely to another shelf.

"Ah, Mr. Hono. Long time no see."

"Oh, it's been a while. Mr. Seung-woo."

Hono's reply was not surprisingly a bad reaction, although he still seemed to suffer from a bad smell.

"Right now, the Knights' customers and Haruo-kun are holding back. In the meantime, let's escape to the sea!

"What kind of monster are you?

"Horns like cows have grown, of awesome mukimuki... Behemoth? He said."

A generation like mine is the name that imagines the enemy monsters of famous computer games. But as far as I can tell, it doesn't seem to be that out of that image either. If the original tail is out, I think it's okay, but I still can't feel safe.

Gardens and fish dwellers are already evacuated. Sugiura came back to help me and Hono. I was happy and sorry at the same time. It's very bad as a teacher that you make students care about you this way.

According to Sugiura's story, Behemoth was very obsessive, smelled the knights who had been attacking him and followed him this far. They say it's only the knights they're after, so if you stay away, there's no danger?

Running through the impactful stone building, Sugiura walks out the back door. Sugiura stops at once as she tries to pass further through the garden vegetable garden.

"Sugiura, what is it...?

"Gardens..."

"What?"

Looking in the direction Sugiura pointed, there was a shadow crawling around the tomato stock in the vegetable garden.

"Garden, what are you doing!!

After I accidentally screamed, I thought it was gone. Sugiura stares at me, but I'm not sure if that's an accusation I made of voicing unexpectedly, or if it's because I stink.

The garden, which was moving with its buttocks pointed this way, looked up as surprised and just looked around.

"What, let me, Doctor...?

"Garden! What are you doing! I'm coming!"

"Ah, Cai. But now that Beck is bearing fruit..."

That's what the garden pointed to, bearing the seemingly evil golden pickle fruit on his body, which was a fine tomato. A mutant species? I feel bad about my body as much as I want.

"But it's dangerous here. Whether it's a behemoth or a heavy star, it's still nearby, and..."

"I can't run away with my raised tomatoes..."

The garden complaining in tears, but he moved his nose a little and glanced at him.

"Cai, don't you smell something?

"Uh. Ma, well, yeah......"

Sorry Sugiura. I'm just a jerk...

The garden protects the golden tomatoes (individual name Beck) even in the meantime and does not attempt to leave.

Sugiura is desperately trying to persuade the garden to do so, with a strange odor. But at that time, I was noticing another sign that I was slowly approaching this vegetable garden. Raise your voice and wonder if Sugiura should be warned.

But that moment of stray was later thought to be the taking of life.

"... gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

I hear the roaring voice of the beast. Sugiura looked up all the time.

From beyond the hedge surrounding the vegetable garden, the voice was heard. After Sugiura, the garden also stiffens the movement, seemingly realizing it. The same gaze was directed beyond nature and hedgerows. The roar was mixed with slightly rough breaths. The garden grabs one of Sugiura's legs.

Walk across the hedge, a heavy-duty footstep called a noodle. Probably the behemoth Sugiura was talking about. What happened to the original tails? Has he been hit? Alternatively, is there more than one individual in the behemoth itself?

Footsteps walking across the hedge stopped for a moment.

The roaring and breathing noises also cease, and for a moment, silence dominates the vegetable garden. Neither Sugiura nor the garden could move a single step from there.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Immediately after,

Breaking through the green of the hedge, the monster stuck out its face. Face making has a strong nose column, reminiscent of lions and tigers. Adapting to monsters in different worlds is also a pointless law, but the eye on the front is a testament to carnivores. Fine tenderness and threaded crazy black horns. The jaw was strong enough that it was likely to chew off easily, such as Sugiura and the head of the garden.

"Ahhhhhh!!

The garden screams. Behemoth let the giant dance vigorously on this side as it was.

Difficult limbs cut the soil, and the giant approached us. It is precisely then that Sugiura will be eaten by a behemoth with his fangs protruding. Behemoth's movement was dull in front of Sugiura, who shrunk. The monster eventually stops moving perfectly, two or three steps behind.

"Oh, hey, what...?

Sugiura looked up like she didn't know what had happened.

Behemoth moves his nose with a hick and then only his face big. The monster looked at this one in a faraway winding and began to intimidate him by protruding his fangs.

"Ah, Cai! Maybe that stinky dry thing!

"What, this...?

In response to a garden tip, Sugiura pulled me out of the pot. Shortly afterwards, the two girls look like they're going to throw up and look forward to it, but they manage to do so.

The same was true of Behemoth, who looked like he was going to throw up. Even the cow's neck holds his nose with forelegs that are likely to be easily screwed off, and the monster makes him look as rare as he wants. When Sugiura shook my tail with her index finger and thumb, shaking her bling, Behemoth hissed for a moment, but stripped her fangs like upside down, yelling and roaring.

"Grrrrrrrrrr!!

"Hih..."

Sugiura squeezes me, her ears shut and shrunk. My body hit me directly in the nose of the garden, and finally the garden threw up.

I thought my smell alone could seal the other guy up, but it seems like it could piss him off the other way around as it is. Besides, I don't know how long Sugiura or the flower garden can stand my smell. The only way to repel Behemoth is to beat the odor out of his opponent at once more than it is now and sharpen his will to fight......

When I thought about it, one glimpse came up behind my brain.

"Sugiura... Shred me...!

"What...?

"You're going to cut me. I have the power of Infinite Playback. By being shredded, my body area will increase, and I can hunt him down with the smell..."

During this time, the garden seemed to be hazy in consciousness, and what I was talking about seemed less questionable.

"So, but... But I can't believe I cut my teacher...!

Sugiura, in the middle of a filter run out, looks sad and shakes her neck to the side.

It was hard for me, too. This is where Sugiura is supposed to make a brutal decision. That goes against my philosophy of education, too.

But as it is, I don't know when the behemoth will cut the numbness and hit me.

The only way to stop it is to smell me!

"Sugiura...!

I said forcefully. Behemoth is holding his nose, but watching for a chance to jump on this one. Mr. Hono didn't say anything. Maybe he's passed out.

Sugiura remained silent for a while. My body is shaking slightly.

Maybe I'm trying to make her do something cruel right now. I think so, my chest hurts. My chest is open now, but it hurts anyway. No, it hurt.

"... ok"

pompous, Sugiura said.

"I sharpen my teacher...... I'll sharpen it!"

"Sugiura!"

That said, Sugiura took the knife and slab out of the pan when she could lay the garden and Hono on the ground!

That's a reasonable decision, because I won't be able to sharpen it right now with sharpening money!

Behemoth reveals vigilance before the brilliance of the blade removed. But when Sugiura put the slab on the dirt and put me on top of it, she set up a knife and began to sever me violently! My mutilated flesh emits a spectacular odor!

During this time, Sugiura was probably heartless. He chops up my body as if it were a precision machine, keeping it quiet. I'm not losing either. An infinite loop occurs where Sugiura regenerates my body in an instant and chops it up. In no time, a mountain of sawdust was being built that emitted a strange odor to the point of awesomeness!

…… Gwwwwwwww!! "

Behemoth pressed his nose and began to smother. The garden was cramped with pimples.

This attack worked well on Behemoth, who seems to have an excellent sense of smell. The fierce foreign odor emitted by the mountains of Sawdust. Before that, this monster doesn't have the power to do it. But I didn't really see the guts sitting around, the bareback of retreating or the bareback of passing out. That's when.

Bikun, cramped his body, and the behemoth motion stiffened. Strength falls out of your whole body, letting your limbs go loose. She peeled off her white eyes and tongued saggily from her mouth.

"Ya did...?

Sugiura utters that word in horror.

And as if to answer that, Behemoth's body floated into the universe fluttering. Behind the giant lifted, he raised one hand without a scratch, the figure of the original tail.

"Are you okay? Sugiura."

Haruo said in the same magnificent tone in which the character stood.

"Haruo-kun!

"I missed the hell out, but this is the last one. Whoever threatens my friends, take the wrath of the original tail."

When the raw tail grips the open fist all the way, Behemoth exhales blood from his mouth and drips disappointingly as it is. It was a light end.

"Halao! The behemoth that escaped this way...... Ughe!

"I wasn't anywhere else! Again here...... Ughe!!

From behind, the knights catch up with each other, but fall and fall in tears at the strange odor emitted by the tower of quail piled crumbs. Haruo watched the scene cool with his hands behind him.

"Ha, Haruo-kun...... Are you okay with this smell?

"Uhm."

Haruo nodded as he unleashed the Behemoth giant outside the hedge with his mind.

"That's a difference in education."

I thought the golden mask was just replacing the gas mask.

Oh, the massively chopped pieces of my meat were delicious by Sugiura after this.

After this one incident, there were two happy changes in the situation for me.

First of all, Sugiura's way of treating me is back the way it was before. I lost a lot of gibberish, and now, as before, you're using me for cooking. It's a great story.

And one more thing. I was able to return to my original crust after exhausting my powers as a beak.

In other words, as before, I am able to offer my students delicious and stock as a tofu. Hono-san has come to treat me as usual.

All the knights who had come as customers, after having fully cured them, returned to the Wang Capital.

Rumors of this monster inn were then spread by their testimonials, which led to frequent visits by adventurers and others. The Hot Springs Inn is thriving thanks to you.

At the same time, among the students, a gradual outage of filters began to occur and more students became inactive as before. But then, when it's my turn, I'm very proud of myself.

Unlike before, students today have very little to rely on. It's not like where Ryuzaki and Goubayashi were. I also felt strongly that it was not if I was ashamed of myself being reincarnated into a rash or something. There may be limits to my education policy, which I left to the delicacy and momentum of the stock, but I still cry out to Sugiura today.

"Sugiura! Shred me. Yikes!

"Alright!!

"Whoa, whoa!

"Ha, ha, ha, ha!!

Well, that's why the Kitchen at the Hot Springs Inn “Mitsuru” was going to have me and Sugiura screaming for the time being.