My Father in Law is Lu Bu

Chapter 1: The Disaster of Names

Jinling Convention and Exhibition Center, today the sun shines brightly, today the sun is clear sky all over the world, should be a person to make the weather refreshing, but for Liu recklessness it is indeed a huge pain.

Because Liu Mandarin was wearing one of the famous Twelve Palaces of the Golden Path of Aries, a tight armor.

Today is the COSPLAY competition in Jinling. Liu recklessness, who has not been cold about the second yuan thing, was pulled. Who made him grow so tall? One meter and eight of individuals just supported the frame of this golden sacred coat.

“Who bought this?” Liu recklessly can't throw up any more. If you want to play cosplay, play cosplay. Why do you want to buy a pure metal construction? Although it's aluminum armor, it can't be played like this.

A suit of armor weighs twenty or thirty pounds. You can't rest without wearing it. Although it's cos armor, he also fits a certain armor principle, which is that you basically don't expect to be able to sit on it, and the metal behind you that protects your hips and thighs will give you a sense of what it means to enjoy * * *.

“I ordered this. Do you have any comment?!” A very sweet but dark-faced woman stood in front of Liu recklessly.

“Don't you dare, the elder sister is the most powerful!” Upon hearing this voice, Liu recklessly put away the bitter melon and turned her face, but a pleasant smile. The belly black girl in front of her is called Chen Yi, the president of the school animation society, not only the animation society but also the school. Liu recklessly expects her to introduce herself to the sister to get rid of the virgin he has retained for more than 20 years. It's no good to offend her. He was caught by this belly black woman today.

“This is more like it." Chen Yi's face smiled. "Be good. I'll introduce you to your little sister after today. You say you want to be pure or mature. As long as we have some anime clubs, we can introduce you! ”

Don't say that Chen Yi smiles really nice, delicate face, plus her COS today is the future of Hatsune in the tour, tight clothes outline the curve of her body is so touching, the subconscious Liu recklessly replied, "Just you! ”

“Hmm?!” Chen Yi slightly stunned. She didn't expect Liu recklessly to talk like that. Her face blushed a little, but the corrupt woman is the corrupt woman. She just replied in a flash. "Liu recklessly, you are such a slut, hooligan, even my mother dare you to flirt, play! ”

“Broken!” Liu recklessly said this when he knew it was bad. He held on to Chen Yi and was still stunned. He didn't care how heavy the armor was. He didn't feel bad anymore. He held up his helmet and pulled his legs and ran.

“Liu Mang, you stop!” Chen Yi shouted.

“Stop, you idiot! Stop!” Liu recklessly got caught by Chen Yi's belly black woman. She could still hold her own life. She ran with 36 resolute moves. Soon Liu recklessly had to lose her power. Because...

“Rogue, hooliganism?!” An uncle cos fan on the side looked at Liu reckless running ahead and Chen Yi chasing behind him, a beautiful woman shouted a male screamer, hooliganism, then there was only one possibility, uncle suddenly a sense of justice erupted pointing to Liu recklessness in front and shouted, “Catch him, hooliganism, hooliganism, don't let him run away, grab him! ”

“Catch a thug, hooligan?!” In the animation world, these second-dollar male corrupt women have a lot of taboos, one of them is the hooliganism, hooliganism, cos some costumes are already very exposed, easy to be oiled, so hooliganism these people are deeply repugnant for the flow.

“Rogue, Rogue, the one in the Aries coat in front is Rogue, Rogue, don't let him get away!” One, two, three, not long after Liu recklessness, there are no fewer than 100 so-called righteous people.

“What's the matter with him?!” Liu was scared, so what? It's not just a tune, it's a trick, you've sent me to hunt me down for years.

“Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!” Chen Yi also realized that it was bad. She spoke of Liu recklessness and rascalism, and hooliganism was not a good word. Obviously, these chasers identified him as the latter.

Hundreds of people are chasing after you. If you get caught, you can still die. Chen Yi is a little sorry. "Liu reckless run, run! ”

“Run, gangster? Isn't that the girl who was killed by the oil? Run, gangster!” Would it be a misunderstanding for some people to have a slight reflection? Before they could think about it, they were brought back in by the crowd.

The first uncle was still there shouting, "Catch that hooliganist, hooliganist, hooliganist, she's got a shadow in her heart! Grab him and never forgive him! ”

“Yeah, maybe the girl's in a hurry. Wrong word!” So a bunch of so-called righteous people chased it even crazier.

“Shit! There's no way!” Liu recklessly weepless, what sin is this? The white wall ahead ruined Liu recklessly's hope.

“Run, run again, there's no way! Playing hoodlum, the hoodlum wants to run!” The uncle was outraged.

“Uncle, this is a misunderstanding. This is all a misunderstanding!” Liu recklessly had sweat on his forehead and stuttered in his mouth. Whoever stood here stuttered. There were hundreds of people across the street, just one of them.

“Uncle?!” The leading man ignored the misunderstanding in the back. "You called me uncle?!” Fatty's sleeve was coming up, but he was stopped by the people beside him.

“Perhaps you really misunderstood!” Someone wondered, because the girl just said it was a misunderstanding.

“It's possible!” Someone nodded.

“Yes, yes, yes, it's a misunderstanding!” Liu reckless Daxi, as long as he can explain, he can save his life, plus Liu reckless has seen Chen Yi in the back “Look behind Chen Yi, Boss Chen, explain to me! ”

Watching Liu recklessness is about to escape from the sky. Chen Yi's mouth came running in panting and yelling, "Liu, Liu recklessness, you, don't run...! ”

“I told you, he's a hooligan, how could it be a misunderstanding!” Uncle continues to lead the way.

“So it's not a misunderstanding, dare to play here, hooliganism, boy, you're dead! ”

“Why are you talking so much to him? Hit him! ”

“It's over!” Liu recklessly squatted with his eyes wide open and held his head. Hundreds of people drowned him at a pause.

“So, come on! I'll explain to you," Chen Yi finally finished his speech. Don't run so fast, I'll explain!

But now Liu Mang, can you hear me? Everyone here can hear me.

“Ah, oh, oh!”! Liu's reckless and tragic cry forced him to play the cicada.

“It hurts!” Liu reckless teeth grinning, there's nowhere on his body that doesn't hurt. "Those grandchildren, is it really him?” Liu recklessly decided on an idea. If the others don't look, they'll find the fat man. He's the leading uncle. The guy who did it is the cheapest. He specializes in hitting people in the face. Liu recklessly feels that his handsome face is about to break!

Until the pain eased a little, Liu recklessly stood up, surrounded by soldiers in armor surrounded by uncertainty surrounded him.

“What are you looking at? There's no handsome guy!” Liu recklessly shouted that the grudge of being beaten has not disappeared and is now surrounded by nature like a monkey. “Dusty buns! COS is wearing this kind of armor! Look at the golden glitter on your brother, and look at your” Liu reckless seems to vent all his grievances on these so-called dirt buns in his eyes.

“And that knife, it's all red and rusty, take it out, it's not embarrassing! ”

“Who are you?!” A group of people, like a small leader, asked Liu recklessly.

“Yo, you're pulling up the ancient language, why didn't you hit me so Sven!” Liu Wang doesn't know if these people around him have beaten themselves, but one thing is that he is very upset right now!

After listening to Liu recklessly, the little leader frowned and said, "Er Dog, go and inform Lord Tu, and tell him that we caught a Cao soldier raped him on the wall! ”

“Cao's army raped him? What is it?” The soldier called the two dogs hesitated to ask who the two dogs in the golden armor were in front of him did not know, but he knew that it was definitely not Cao Jun's rape, because the golden armor had descended from the sky.

From heaven, Mother, this may be God.

“If I tell you to go, you go, where's all this nonsense!” Shichang roared.

“Yes, yes!” The two dogs are leaving as soon as they shrink.

“Return Cao Jun? Why didn't you tell me I was Cao Cao?” Liu recklessly said.

“Ah, you are Chancellor Cao. No wonder Chancellor Cao is able to defeat my lord. Turns out Chancellor Cao is a goddess!” Two dogs uttered unhindered.

“So you are Cao Cao's thief, Cao Cao Cao's death!” As soon as Liu recklessly said that he was Cao Cao, that Shichang immediately changed color and became angry all his life picking up the big forehead knife in his hand and going forward.

“You, what are you doing!” Liu Mang was a little panicked. He suddenly found something wrong. The faces of these individuals were pale and yellow. This is typical nutrition * * ah. If it's one or two people, it might be anorexia, but that's not right for a circle of people.

Besides, Liu recklessly looked at the man who walked towards him one step at a time, and stared at him with blood silk in his eyes, as if he had been watched by a floodplain beast.

“What am I going to do? I'm going to kill you and avenge my mother!” The more excited the man gets, the more trembling the knife in his hand. The man's name was Chengyu. It was this Xuzhou man in Xingping New Year. Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, was killed in Xuzhou. Cao Cao's revenge for his father, Xingbing Faxu. At that time, Xuzhou was still the site of the old Tao family. He not only scared the old Tao to death, but also massacred all the people of Anxiety, Mausoleum and Xiachu.

And Rain's old mother was killed in that soldier disaster.

“Mother-to-child hatred is incompatible! Today, when it rains, I will avenge my mother!” Rain shouted loudly.

What's going on here? Liu Mangmeng, when did he kill this man's mother? Don't say kill, even if it touches or collapses, Liu can't pay for it.

“Shifu, Shifu!” The soldiers around them caught the rain, not because they had good intentions, but because Liu recklessness appeared unobtrusively, it really scared them a little.

“Let go of me, or he dies today!” Rain gasps are becoming more and more rough and murderous.

Watching the soldier couldn't stop him, and suddenly there was a drum in the sky for a while.

“Kill!”