My Father in Law is Lu Bu

The night slowly arrived, but the lights lit up in the Taishou Palace of Wancheng.

General Lu Bu, the owner of the new Wan Cheng, would like to welcome the entire Lu River family.

One after another, the Lujiang Serbs arrived, one by one, but no one took the initiative to say hello to the owner.

Lupu was also too lazy to deal with these people. There were many kinds of food on the table, and the people who looked like them were almost there, so he was ready to sit down.

“Gentlemen, you must know what Bu invited you to do!” Lubu directly opens the door to the mountain "grass, Bu and Bu's parastatal army guard my side of the Han herd, should not have bothered you, but Bu's parastatal army grass is no longer enough, so I would like to ask all of you to help me one, two! ”

As soon as Lubb opened his mouth, someone answered, "Where, where! General Lu has come to complete his role as a benefactor, and there is not much food and grass for the general. We have also heard that he should have generously helped my strong army! However," the talking Wang family head looks very difficult “In this mess, the people are dying, it is difficult to continue. Just say that my Wang family has discharged most of its servants, they can only eat, really helpless to help each other, helpless to help each other! ”

The head of the Wang family is absolutely an actress, sometimes repentant, sometimes sad, sometimes frowning, finally biting his teeth and saying, "Just do it! General Lu and his concurrent state military building have forgotten to die for the benefit of my people on the Lujiang side. How can we leave the generals without grass? One of my kings will not starve for a few meals. General Lu, I would like to offer twenty stone grass to fund the generals! ”

Twenty stones?! Lub's eyes flashed a bright glint, and his fist sitting under the throne had been unwittingly pinched.

Twenty stones, which may be a year and a half of rations for an ordinary civilian family, but for these individuals, a meal is worth more than twenty stones, and perhaps a delicious meal can have ten thousand dollars or even a few gold.

We're using 20 stones now, we're sending out a meal!

“Yeah, yeah, it's a cold world, it's a mess! But the generals must not be hungry. My Lee family gave me thirty stones. I hungry for a few days to eat!” Another chief of the clan made a statement.

Thirty stones? Lu Bu's intent to kill was deep.

“General Lu's hard work is high, even if I break the pot to sell iron, I must also fund General Lu! I'll give you ten stones! ”

Ten stones for iron?

“I offered fifty stones, I was going to buy a fat pig to see oil and water, now General Lu is in trouble, we can not help! ”

Unlike everyone else, Zhou Chen Liu's three heads of household were silent.

“I give 200 stones!” The Liu family owner spoke.

“Two hundred stones? Brother Liu, you're crazy!” There are people pretending to be incredible. "You gave 200 stones, how can your family survive? ”

“No problem, no problem, just change two meals a day to one! No matter what you say, you can't starve the generals! ”

“Yeah, yeah, we couldn't help my big men when General Sun was here, and now we can serve the country, even if we don't eat or drink, what can we do!” This is Chen Yao's voice. There is something in his words. What do you mean, General Sun didn't have a chance to serve when he was here? This is sarcasm Lupu!

Lupu feels that he can't stand it anymore. The people in front of him, the soldiers in front of him, they hold 80% of the wealth of the entire Lujiang River. Their people in the good fields are still crying in front of Lupu. If they can't eat enough, then there is no one in the world who won't starve to death.

Lupu took a deep breath and he was afraid he would have to kill them with a knife. "It's so weird. I didn't know you guys were so embarrassed. These delicious dishes were too poor and luxurious. I didn't know how much slimming cream I ate after this meal.”

“Yeah, yeah! This meal could last six months for my family! ”

“If you can't spread it, it's already Dafu!” The owners looked at Lupu as they spoke and laughed at him as he appeared to be respectful.

You asked us to donate grass! Okay, we donated, we donated more than a dozen and twenty stones of food to you, not that we don't want to donate more, but that we are also “poor”, you see, I gave you all the money for dinner.

“Somebody get them out of here! The world is so cold, we shouldn't be wasting it. Eating these folk fat creams will make you all feel cold! Get your food back on!” Ruble's mouth was full of laughter, pretending, you keep pretending.

One dish, two dishes, every last dish the sergeant elders under here frowned.

Three vegetables, one soup, two vegetables, vegetables made from wild vegetables, just a few chunks of fat meat with some wild mushroom sautéed on top of that fat even pork hair.

Let these privileged and respectable elderly men see a roll in their stomachs where there is no leisure to eat.

Besides, this meal is even yellowish, and white rice is hard to find, filled with bran, poppy shells, and even small stones.

A sergeant chief dials the bowl of rice and even finds a roasted rice worm. Is that what people eat?

“Why is everybody not hungry?!” Lupu first moved the chopsticks, and those things that the chief of the Hao clan, who did not seem to be eaten by man at all, were eaten by Lupu and tasted good.

Looking at each of the chopsticks below, Lubu smiled. “Sorry, I am so short of military grass, I wanted to rescue you, but who ever thought that you were in this mess is also very embarrassing, so this is such a coarse tea light meal, I hope you can understand!” Lupu borrowed grass from the haughty tribes of these soldiers, all of whom said that life was difficult and that there was no food left in the house, but for the sake of the army, he would rather eat his stomach and squeeze out dozens of stones with his teeth.

It's very seditious, but it's actually crying poor.

“Understand, understand!” It's all about crying and crying.

“This is already a delicious dish, you can't even eat it at home! Look, there's meat! ”

“Come, all of you here are grinding columns in the Lujiang River. Without you, there will be no whole Lujiang River. Take me and state army to you!” Lubb lifted up his glass and saluted to the heads of the families below.

Lubu is the current owner of Wancheng. He is also an official general of Pingdong. He also has a Xuzhou herd hanging on him. The people below can no longer look down on the number of Lubu Liquor, so they all have to return the drink glass at the end of the day.

After a sip, your face turns green. These wines are actually sour. They are supposed to be clear, but cloudy.

“Cough!” An elderly sheik was even choked by the wine, spitting small stones out of his mouth from time to time.

Lubb has run out of glasses, and these people can't afford to lose face, as long as they drink them painfully.

“Ladies and gentlemen, when Bu first arrives, we need you to carry him. Here's to you all!” Lubb had another drink.

The parents are in a hurry. One drink is a must, two drinks isn't fatal.

“What's the matter, gentlemen, but this drink is not good for the appetite!” Lupu looked down at the ugly heads of the clan and asked.

It's not that alcohol is not right in the appetite, it's that it's not drunk at all, that's what I think, but it's not what I say.

“General Lu, it's not that the alcohol is not right in the appetite, but rather that it is more alcoholic and more alcoholic!” A homeowner stood up and said.

“A lot of alcohol, huh? That's two drinks. Oh, I get it. That's because there's no food in the stomach. Come on, have some food so you can drink!” Lubb said to let the lady beside him pinch the dish for the talking homeowner.

It's either vegetables, it's mushrooms, it's fat with pork hair, and the owner eats it with bitterness.

“Come and drink again!” Lupu raised the glass again, and the next homeschooler behaved well, saying that he had to eat that pig's food if he couldn't afford it. This wine was better than those meals that were difficult to swallow.

Lupu has been toasting, and one of the heads of the family below has been drinking sour drinks with a sad face.

“Master Chen, why don't you move the chopsticks? Does Master Chen dislike these meals?!” If you follow what these samurai say, these dishes are already the best they can eat, saying that they don't slap themselves!

“It's not disgusting, it's real, it's just that my stomach hasn't been good enough lately, I can only drink porridge, so delicious but I don't enjoy it!” Better let him eat this than kill him! Where do people eat this? Even their dogs don't eat these.

“Porridge?!” Lub glanced at Chen Yiu. He was the one who sarcastically said the most heinous thing just now. If you have a bad stomach, you won't eat it.

“Master Chen, why didn't you say so? I told you to get Bu ready for you first!” Lubb complained.

“No trouble, no trouble!” Chen Yao has been relieved from eating this food.

There are even a few people on the side who scream that their stomach is uncomfortable and can only drink porridge.

“Oh, good, the cloth likes to drink porridge at night, so I cooked a little. Naturally, the owner of Chen can't eat, so give my porridge to the owner of Chen family! Porridge! ”

Is this porridge? Chen Yao's mouth was twitching. His impression of porridge should be made of fine rice, put in lotus wolfberry honey juice with ginseng tablets, which is considered a bowl of porridge.

And in front of this yellow and black, what is it that you can't see a grain of white rice? Are those green grass? There's even something moving around the side of the bowl? Rice bugs?

“Come on, serve up a bowl for all of you with bad stomach! Drink carefully and don't choke! ”

A dinner party was held until a subpoena ran in and knelt down to Lubb, trying to say something, but seeing the people present stopped prophesying.

“If you have anything to say, all of you here are the mainstay of the Lujiang River! ”

“Tell the lord that the newly obtained grass has been warehoused, but the grain warehouse is full, and there are 4,000 stones left. Lord Chen Gong asks the lord how to dispose of it! ”