My First Trip was to Another World

In the morning, finish your breakfast and prepare for battle. I don't mean to break out, but I've never been too careful.

A light chat in the room knocked on the door of the room. Apparently, they picked me up.

"Well, I'll be there"

"Take care.

We're going shopping. "

"Please. You can spend your money freely."

"Can I choose on my own?

"I'll take care of it. If you get lost, report it to me on my smartphone.

Keep your phone on the phone. "

I don't think so, but I can't abandon the possibility of a church trap either. You should leave each other in a state where we can get in touch right away.

When I say call, I just hear my voice because I can't answer. However, the mute function was added because when everything fell apart, it could not be concentrated. Now we can only have a conversation when we need it.

Well, I'm gonna keep it mute all the time. It wouldn't be interesting to hear about the church.

At the entrance to the inn stands a young man in a cleric's robe. I'm heartless, I don't even have a meeting. The man who confirmed my appearance turned his back a lot and went outside the inn. Does that mean follow me? There's a carriage parked outside, and the man goes into it. I followed.

About three hours to be rocked by a carriage silently. Finally arrived at the church. If it's this distance, it would be more than enough to run.

The church building is covered by a bright white wall with a sharp, pointed roof at the tip. The grounds seem to be quite large, with multiple buildings and squares and even small farms. Some stone buildings, some wooden buildings, all painted white with something like lacquer.

Proceed inside a large stone building. The room that was put through is like the one in the courthouse I saw on TV.

A chair and a desk for three people are installed at the wall next to each side of the floor and a step high in the front. In front of the floor, the chairs are arranged like listening seats. I'm in the middle of the floor, standing in front of a small platform.

One cleric after another appears on the floor and sits in a chair. Fucking clerics are here the other day, too. He sat to the left of the front. Where the chairs on the front and both sides are buried, the cleric in front of the left side rises.

"Begin now the interrogation of the Apostle Coe"

I'm not a messenger. And what is interrogation? It irritates me.

At the same time as the priest's remarks, he also heard voices from the smartphone.

'I could buy camping tools. It's the same thing as last time. Please check back later.

Sweet for your words, I'll buy you some groceries'

It's Luna's voice. There was no particular consultation, so she was able to shop without any problems.

"I'm gonna go get some underwear."

This voice is Leeds. I don't need that report. Go on your own and buy whatever you want.

This is where I'm from. I want to finish the conversation quickly and just go home.

"First of all, Apostolic Coe. Be sincere about your disrespectful standing behavior the other day."

"There's a lot of them."

What about the disrespectful behavior of these guys in their current system?

"First of all, I'm not an apostle, and I'm not willing to be one. Get out of my way."

"Be careful what you say. Think about where we are and who we are."

"Huh? Temehe and the others are shit, this place is fat, right?

"Huh? This is a lingerie shop, right? Is that underwear, too?

I was frustrated and overstated. I tried to calm down, but couldn't I?

But you can hear Leeds at an exquisite time from earlier. They forget to mute it.

"Guilty! Execute him immediately!

"I can't do that."

"Wait. He will have intentions. Don't let your emotions flow."

When the fucking cleric yelled, a man sitting in the middle of the front said calmly. I hear you took the liberty of reading it deeply.

This man may be a relatively plausible opponent.

"Would you guys mind keeping your mouth shut for a second?

Maybe it's great in this church, but it's none of my business. When you get a great attitude, you get angry and your words get rough "

"What!

"Wait.

I'm sorry about that. Let's apologize for the disrespect. I am Camron, the Priest Cardinal. I want to hear your thoughts. "

The man named Camron bowed his head in suppression of the fucking cleric trying to stand up.

Only this guy seems like a decent person. I've never seen you in a church official before, decent guy.

The words seem to make sense, so let's try the conversation.

"What do you want to hear?

"Can this pussy bother you?

I don't know! Leeds's voice is loud from earlier. The voices I hear from time to time are so disturbing. I wonder if you'll notice the mute soon.

"What do you think of the Church and God?

"Coe, you're cute or sexy, which one do you think you should be?

"Don't ask me!

"Mr. Lily, he said I shouldn't disturb you! Mr. Coe doesn't need a response."

"... don't ask, what do you mean?

Oh, shit. I forgot my old man's question because I reacted to Mr. Lily's weird question.

"No, bad. Neither is willing to get involved. But it's frustrating because the church is persistently involved"

'If it's my size, can't you choose cute underwear... No, how can it only be so nasty!

Now Mr. Lily's voice is mixed up. Out of the way. Mr. Lily's chest is a substandard size, so there's not a lot of variety, I'm sure.

"I'm sorry about that. There are a few things going on here.

Don't hate us so much, will you listen to us? "

Camron talks with a very serious face, but I was just wondering about Leeds and Lily's voice...

"What, this underwear! Why are there holes in this place! You see what's important."

Oh, my God. Wow, that bothers you.

"Hey, look at this! It's just a string. I wonder if you're willing to hide it. '

Seriously, what kind of underwear is that? Is that store really a lingerie store? They seem to line up a lot of adult products......

I can't concentrate at all. I wonder what you were talking about.

"I'm sorry, but talk to me again"

"Oh, will you listen to me?

Man is equal under God. We believe that people must be equal. We are committed every day to creating a world of equality. "

Hmm? Was that what we were talking about? Well, okay.

The Church's thinking is very different, as it seems to be similar to the philosophy of the Adventurer's Alliance. When the Church says equality, if we divide a hundred things into ten, we unconditionally distribute ten at a time.

The Adventurer Guild means' Divide according to your abilities and achievements'.

I wonder if equality is God's teaching. There's nothing wrong with equality, but it's weird that everything is equal.

"I'm not sympathetic."

"You say it's unequal and good?

'Let's also buy some Kor underwear. Which would be better......'

I also heard thin and claire. I guess Leeds or Mr. Lily's microphone is picking it up. You can have my underwear. Whatever you can wear.

"A man can have any pants... no.

You don't have to be unequal or fair. It's more unnatural to try to make everything equal. "

"Any pants would be good for a man. It's a deep word. A man tells you not to worry about details."

Not deep, not deep. That's what I meant. Don't read it in depth because it's embarrassing.

"It's not. I want to tell you not to underestimate fairness."

Equality and fairness must be used separately in time and in some cases. Whatever it is, the idea that equality is good doesn't make society.

Suppose there was a guy hunting 100 goblins in one day and a guy hunting 10. Calculate that it is an Adventurer's Guild of Fairness, but in a Church of Fairness, it is calculated on a daily basis. In the Church's mindset, it's no use trying.

"What do you think of equality and fairness?

"Isn't this it?

It's called "Funjo." Koh, you won't be wearing that. "

"HUNDO!?

What? Why is there a hundo in the other world? Who wears it......

I thought you could do anything, but you don't like fungus.

"There's some for women."

Why? Where's the demand?

"Hey, neither of you are muted. I hear everything. '

"Ah! Really. Konsen. '

Apparently Claire noticed. You're finally quiet.

"Fundosi...... I see, that's deep.

Underwear for everyone, be it men or women, adults or children, skinny or fat...... Be truly equal and fair!

Don't be tense on your own! It's not deep. Stop reading weird deep.

Shit. I accidentally reacted to the fudge and the crush leaked. Let's delude it properly.

"No, I believe that the right to receive consideration must be equal, but the consideration should be fairly divided"

"Hmm. You were an adventurer. Take the Adventurer Alliance as an example.

In your words, wouldn't some highly-ranked people monopolize their rewards?

"Then you should be high ranked"

"You'd need money to get high ranked, wouldn't you?

Even weapons, protective equipment, and lodging costs don't make me an idiot. However, high rewards are monopolized by high ranks, and low ranks cannot be promoted even if they are capable. What do you think about this?

"You may feel unequal, but I think it's fair. The adventurers are convinced too.

So, what are you trying to say after all?

"If there is no 'gold' from the world, everything will be fine. I want you to help us create such an equal world."

Oh, no. I don't think it right from the ground up. For adventurers, the reward is appreciation. Unappreciated work is not worth doing. It may be equality, but it's not fair.

I think this is the first time we've had a decent conversation among church officials, but we can't understand each other.

'I'm done shopping. You're going back to the inn first. Welcome home with care'

A report came from Luna. Are you done yet? You're wasting your time here. Let's go home, too.

"I have no empathy at all. I'm done talking. Let me go home."

"Mm-hmm. The question is over. You don't seem to agree with me. [M] But it's good to hear an interesting story. I'll see you."

In Camron, my ratings seem to be rising. Probably thinks of me as someone who says something profound. Give me a break.

"Wait! This person is a risk factor. You should be executed immediately."

Looking back and trying to exit, the fucking cleric mentioned something noisy. Camron stops that.

"It goes against God's teachings. It would be an ancient word, respecting the thoughts of others"

God says pretty good things, too. That's a little surprising.

"When are we talking about this! We do not need to shy away from those who disobey our teachings. This is God's word, too."

I was impressed and lost. I knew it was shit.

"There are only a few people to teach," he said.

"Don't bring up old words. It is now said," The teachings of God are one. "

Two old men are ignoring me and arguing hard. It's a statement that I don't think I'm serving the same god.

Could there be two gods? You're making too many different claims.

"The Word of God is as heavy as an old thing. Is this one of your lessons?

"That's what makes you deaf to the voice of God!

"That won't matter now.

Oh, you can go home now. "

Camron turned to me and said.

"Wait! I'm not done talking to you!

"It wouldn't be an argument to keep going like this. Today we shall be dissolved. Everybody out."

When Camron decides to forcefully dissolve, the pioneered faces leave the room one after the other. Most of the people here seemed fed up with this argument. There's nothing you can do about staying here. Let's go home, too.