My girlfriend is an idol
Chapter 628: The Furious Woodcutter
Susan shook her head. It would be fine to leave this kind of thing to the servant. Who knows what agreement the two had reached before, but the excited look made her not want to disturb.
"I think Russell would like this scene very much. Tony Stark directed Saul to chop himself firewood. Unfortunately, such a scene did not appear in the movie."
Downey pursed his mouth, "Oh ~ don't say anything else, just in Chris's outfit, who would think that he is the stunned man with a plastic hammer."
However, he also thinks that this proposal is not bad. If it is put as an easter egg at the end of the movie, it may get unexpected response.
This area itself is a rich area, and ordinary people really can't get in.Otherwise, no one can imagine that Hollywood's most famous actors are gathered here, and they are all uncut in their appearance.
"Donny, can you give me a glass of wine? I just got warm after the shower."
Downey turned his head and looked at the one who came out of the room, and pointed his little finger to the bottle on the table. "Jeremy, you should shave your beard, too. The handsome Hawkeye in the movie is a decadent life. Uncle, will this scare the beautiful girls Li brought?"
"No! What I am most proud of is the beard on my chin."
Jeremy watched Donny jokingly approached with a razor, and quickly jumped away with a wine bottle. "Chris has a longer beard than me."
"Slap~"
After being caught by a certain scumbag of Jeremy Diss, the big guy with a bunch of braids on his head looked at the firewood with cracks in front of him, and his breathing gradually became quicker.
I don't know if Jeremy's complaints played a role. Chris felt that he had encountered a major South Gate in his life.
"Shit! I don't believe I can't handle you."
Holding an axe with the length of his arm in his hand, Chris shot at the sky. According to the normal plot development, a pinch of thunder and lightning would strike his axe in the next moment.
In fact, he just wanted to cheer himself up and say things like cheering.At the critical moment, a discordant voice came from behind.
"Chris, take a break? I don't think the job of chopping wood is suitable for you..."
"No, Donny, look, I have to hack them today." Chris turned back and shouted, it was a matter of his face.
God knows if this Iron Man will say something strange when he sees his son next time, such as "Your father Sol can't even chop Chai", oh, then he will definitely be laughed at by the child.
Thinking of such a scene, Chris struck a spirit and looked at the firewood standing in front of him again, sparks of lightning appeared in his eyes.
"Hey Muchai, just stand so obediently, don't move, let me chop you ok? You are covered with wrinkles, like a mangy dog with a thorny hard thing..."
Spitting on the grass, the big man moved his slightly slippery palm, and raised his axe to give him a violent criticism.Chris felt that he was about to cross his eyes, and always felt that something very discordant broke into his sight.
It was a black cat, and it was exactly where the axe fell, which made Chris almost slippery.
"Hey~Montgomery~I'm going to do a great job now, so~Can you please let me go? How about I let my dear Lee prepare a cat food meal for you in the evening?"
No matter how angry Chris was, he would not dare to chop Downey’s cat. People all over the United States knew that Downey was a famous cat slave, although this little guy with black cat eyes and green eyes was in Chris’ eyes. It's so ugly...
I don't know if he heard Chris's heartfelt words, Montgomery tilted his head and stared at the wood for a long time, then suddenly turned around, his tail knocked straight.
"Oh, good boy, good boy~ Go and play with Datanion (Donnie’s other little cat)..." A smile just appeared on his face, who knew that the next moment the scene before him would directly crash Chris .
Montgomery wrinkled his nose and sniffed the wood, then sprayed a small spray at a random spot...
"No!!"
"FxxK you smelly cat! How dare you pee on my firewood!"
Raising the axe and walking a few steps forward, Montgomery ran away after he was refreshed.
So Downey saw the domineering Thor in the movie chasing a black cat all over the yard with an axe at the moment, and he kept roaring, "I'm going to hack you, in the name of Thor, the god of thunder." "
The servants who were at work watched this farce and stopped their movements and laughed.
"Sir, Montgomery is in danger, sir, won't you stop it?"
A black maid watched the very noisy cat fight, with a hint of worry on her face. The cat's life was much more important than theirs.
Downey smiled gently. "Don't worry, Tristan, Sasha likes Montgomery the most. Chris just hates being interrupted. Everyone knows that he likes critters the most."
Tristan, Sasha are twin sons of Chris. Everyone knows that Chris is very precious to his two sons.
Reluctantly, this brawny man from the Bulman Aboriginal area in the northern territory of Melbourne does not have the talent for raising cats.
No matter how fast people are, they can't be faster than animals, especially those small animals that are good at running. It's just a while, Montgomery slipped into the flower garden and disappeared.
"Damn ugly thing, don't let me see you again, or I will have to drink cat broth."
Chris panted and returned to the original point, using dusty gloves to pick up the firewood, the particularly eye-catching wet part, and the unique urinary air that made his whole face crumpled.
"Oh~ It's so stinking to die! Downey, what did you feed this little thing?"
Kicking away the sulky wood, Chris chose a bigger and more attractive piece and placed it in front of him.
"Hey Muchai No.2, let's be gentle this time, I won't say bad things about you anymore, I hope...you will also take care of my job, OK? This is the only capital I can brag to Li at night."
Although your destiny is the stove full of enthusiasm... Muttering in your heart, Chris licked his chapped lips due to excessive force.Both hands clenched the axe tightly, and for a while, the power of the whole body gathered on the arm.
"Bang~"
"Bang~"
"Perfect! That's how it feels!"
Gradually, Chris's mental state entered a magical state. Although tired, he was comfortable all over. There was a kind of pressure in his heart, and all kinds of dissatisfaction were volatilized.
"I blame Donny for an open-air party! Oh my dignified Thor is chopping wood here. My fans will definitely laugh at me."
Chris's cursing voice made the two-meter-square-meter area where he works a place no one would dare to step into.
"Oh~ honey, it seems that our Chris’s recent family life must be very unpleasant."
Susan listened to the Mexican native swear words that popped out from time to time, wondering if she wanted to stop the other party.
"Don't worry, I just told him that if he chopped these firewood, Li would be very happy to cook him hot and spicy pork knuckles in the evening."
In Downey's gloating ridicule, unknowingly, the sweat on Chris, who was focused on chopping wood, had soaked the entire vest.
Facts have proved that this kind of rough work of chopping wood can not be done with brute force alone, otherwise it is really better than strength. Chris thinks that he is the first of these people.