My girlfriend is Ying Lili

That’s not what you said just now!If the explanation is not clear, maybe when you open your eyes tomorrow morning, you will find your limbs locked on the bed, and then you play with a utility knife next to it!

Kiyosuke Hashima's face was darkened and said, "Do I live together?"

"No no." Chuheai shook her head quickly, her pitiful eyes looked like a pet worried about being discarded by her owner, "Master~~"

Kiyosuke Hashima said, "You should apologize to Ebina."

Hina Heai blinked, holding her hands on her chest, and said pitifully, "Sister Eilaoming, I'm sorry."

"No, it's okay."

Eilao hurriedly shook his head. She was not angry at all, and could act like a spoiled and cute loli. Ordinary people couldn't stand it.

"Sister Hai Laoming, I will never say that you have a big breast again."

Ebina: "..."

"Master craftsman?"

The crisp cries like chicks sang again.

Hashima Kiyosuke said helplessly: "Go to sleep in the next game of Shogi."

"I like the master craftsman the most. (*^▽^*)"

"..."

Let Kato Kei and Ebina go to review first. When Hashima Kiyosuke and Xiaoai played shogi, they took out their mobile phones and sent a message to Eiri.

That day when Xiao Qian and Ebin were staying overnight, if it was not too late to tell Zhai Li, so many things wouldn't happen.

"Kato is at my house."

After a while, Zhai Li's news came back, exactly as expected.

"Don't tell me, take whoever you want to take home, as long as you are not afraid of the police coming home, it doesn't matter how many people you take home!"

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled and said, "If you are worried, come to review together at night?"

Ying Lili's mood is flying down: "Goodbye, darkened, don't talk to me."

"In fact, Kato met the underwear thieves."

"Huh? What did you say?"

"That's the underwear thief you mentioned when we visited Akihabara yesterday."

Kiyosuke Hashima explained the matter again and sent a tweet link.

"..."

Zhai Li silently sent a series of ellipsis, and then vomited: "The act of stealing underwear is really disgusting, but after seeing the uncle's case, I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him."

Hashima Kiyosuke said, "Fortunately, I am a little better than this uncle."

Zhai Li was startled: "Huh?"

Hashima Kiyosuke: "You don't have to wait until you are thirty-nine, you have already held a girl's hand at sixteen."

Ying Lili: "Uncle policeman, there is hentai here."

"..."

Chapter 321

After'filing' at Takuli, Kiyosuke Hashima turned off the computer and reviewed his homework with Kato and Ebina.

Ebina is the kind of triple-good student who takes notes seriously in class and goes home to do a serious review. Unfortunately, he gets nervous every time he takes an exam. As long as he can overcome the nervousness, his grades can jump three times in a row... From the current point of view, the task is to overcome the tension. far.

Shame therapy will continue.

When Eilao can dance the rabbit dance without blushing or breathing, he won't have to worry about exams anymore!

"Hashima-kun, this question is a little bit unclear."

Kato’s habit of reading is “not to ask for a thorough understanding”-listen to what you understand, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand. It’s impossible to ask others for advice, and you shouldn’t trouble others with your own affairs.

If you encounter a problem you don’t understand, just skip it.

I write homework on time, read books occasionally, I'm fine with Twitter, and play with my mobile phone... The grades of the saint students are mediocre in the class, and it's not without reason!

However, when Kato Megumi encounters something he doesn't understand, he will directly ask Hashima Kiyosuke... It is not good to trouble others. Hashima Kiyosuke is not someone else, so there is no problem.

In contrast, Ebina couldn't do it.

I am too embarrassed to speak when I encounter a problem I don't understand, and I only look at it quietly with my eyes, like a cat stealing dried fish and worrying about being caught by the owner. From time to time, he casts a cautious look at Hashima Kiyosuke.

In short, time passed quietly in the review.

"call--"

Kiyosuke Hashima put down the pencil in his hand, moved his muscles and bones lightly, and then said, "Would you like some apples?"

"No need." Enamel shook his head quickly and whispered, "I'm not hungry."

Kato Megumi played with the hair around her ears while looking at the exercise book in front of her, her voice said flatly, "I have eaten a lot tonight, and I will get fat if I eat more fruit."

I've heard of people who get fat by eating rice and people who get fat by eating meat. I have never heard of people who get fat by eating fruit!

Kiyosuke Hashima said silently, "You won't get fat by eating fruits?"

"Hey, uh, that's what it says..." Sage classmate tilted his head and looked up, with clear eyes, and said in a calm and calm tone, "But in nature, the largest mammals are vegetarians, such as Elephants and rhinos look very fat. In contrast, tigers and lions are very small, so being a vegetarian can’t lose weight.”

Ebina raised her small face and blinked her eyes with a dull expression: "Senior Kato makes sense..."

"..."

"Meow meow."

The little orange cat walked to Ebina, squatted on the ground, and looked up at the red-haired weak girl.

"School, senior?" Ebin looked at Kiyosuke Hashima, "How cute you want me to play with him?"

Kiyosuke Hashima thought for a while and said, "Maybe you want to watch TV?"

"Huh?" Ebin was startled, "Watching TV?"

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded.

When a person is at home, it has become a habit to turn on the TV. The main reason is to listen to a voice to make the room look less deserted.

This fat orange is probably a habit. He likes to squat on the sofa and watch TV every night. As for whether he can read it...Those who think about this problem seriously, if the cats attack the earth, they will definitely kneel down immediately. Surrender!

Kiyosuke Hashima took a sip of tea, and then said, "Just turn on the TV."

"Got it." Ebina turned on the TV, looked at the little orange cat who jumped on the sofa, and blinked and asked curiously, "Do you have any programs you like to watch? For example, Animal World and...cats , Cat film?"

The cat movie is just a cat movie, and it's not an action movie of the cat ears, what's the blush!Someday let you see those age-restricted notebooks, wouldn't it cause the brain temperature to be overloaded, and faint with a'puff'!

It's really possible.

After all, on the night of the moth battle, Ebina was frightened and fainted once.

"No." Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head and said, "Any program will do."

"Ok."

"..."

As we all know, Japan’s publishing and film industries have a clear classification system, but the TV industry alone does not have a classification system. The content standards are determined by the TV station itself.

The main reason is that TV shows are different from other industries, and it is difficult to restrict the audience-such as the 15 banned games in the game store. When you look at you carrying a red book bag of a primary school student, the clerk will definitely not sell you the game.

But watching TV is at home, no one can tell whether the person behind the TV is a primary school student or an adult. On the contrary, the implementation of a grading system will arouse the curiosity of primary school students, and the consequences will outweigh the gains.

Up to now, the major TV stations have formed a stubborn custom. From 5 pm to 9 pm is the time for children and young people to watch TV. The programs broadcast are all age-oriented programs, and there will be no bad scenes.

After nine o'clock in the evening, the scale will gradually be released.

For example, when Ebina chose this variety show, when the TV was first turned on, two young men, a man and a woman, were sitting on the sofa and talking. The man looked quite shy, and there was a 21-year-old XX university identity tag next to it. , The woman is a twenty-five-year-old employee of a company. The content of the chat... is polite and alienated, and is obviously a stranger.

After Ebina sat down for a while, a male host holding a microphone jumped out, waved his right hand, and said in a rather exaggerated tone:

"Kissing can lose weight!"

"Kissing can extend life!"

"Kissing can prevent cardiovascular disease!"

Before Hashima Kiyosuke could react to what was going on, a few big characters suddenly appeared on the screen "Boom Boom Boom", "A Kiss for the First Date"!

The male host took the microphone, walked to the middle of the stage, and then said: "As we all know, kissing is one of the most intimate behaviors of mankind."

"So, can kissing alone make people fall in love?"

"Let this show solve your doubts!"

"..."

"What show is this?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked over in surprise and was still curious about how a variety show suddenly changed the style of painting. As a result, more exaggerated content appeared when the screen changed.

That's right, it was the couple who had just started talking awkwardly. Now they stood up and started kissing in front of countless audiences in front of the TV!

"Huh, eh?" Eilao opened his eyes wide, his small face flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, he quickly retracted his gaze and stammered, "What are they doing!"

The saint classmate was as calm as ever, and said in a fairly plain tone: "Kissing."

"Aren't they strangers?" Eilao hesitated, "How, how can I do that kind of thing..."

Kissing is something that only a very, very close person can do?

Kissing at the first meeting, and in front of countless TV viewers...

Ebina simply substituted himself, and white water vapor suddenly appeared on top of his head.

Will die...

If you do that kind of thing yourself, you will definitely die!

Episode 322

Compared to Ebina's flushed face and restlessness, the Saint classmate was as calm and indifferent as before, regardless of his tone or expression.

"Well, the name of this variety show is "The Kiss of the First Date"..." Kato Huibolan said calmly, "If there is no kissing scene, it will deceive the audience."

"That's what I said, that's right..." Ebina hesitated, his face flushed, "But this kind of show should be put on the late night stall, right?"

That’s right, many late-night variety shows are so big that they are scary. Kiyosuke Hashima remembers clearly that he has watched a terrible show before. The general content is that male guests are served by female guests. You can earn huge bonuses with just one song. The lower limit of that show has already broken through the sky!

Sage classmate tilted his head and said in a calm tone: "It's already late at night now."

Ebina: "..."

Fortunately, the kissing scene lasted only about ten seconds, and quickly jumped to the stage. The host and the four female guests began to gag and talk about some kissing skills and secrets, and finally let Ebin cool down from the steam girl mode.

"Weight gain again?"

"What if I don't want to exercise?"

"What if I don't want to go on a diet?"

"No problem, kissing can lose weight!"

Seeing the host utter these words in an accented tone, Ebina turned to look at Kato Megumi.

Kato-senpai seems to have said...you want to lose weight, right?

So, do you want to try kissing to lose weight?

Even the sage classmate sitting on the frosty sky has a light pink on his cheeks quietly, and his tone is as flat as ever: "If you want to lose weight... I think running is better."

Kiyosuke Hashima didn't think there was anything he couldn't watch in this show. Walking on the street, he only needs to cover his eyes when he sees someone running naked. Kissing is completely normal, and you don't need to lift your eyelids!

However, in order to take care of the red-haired weak girl, Hashima Kiyosuke still said: "Ebina, let's change the show."

"Hmm."

The red-haired weak girl hurriedly nodded, put down the rubber in her hand, hurriedly got up, and ran to the sofa.