My girlfriend is Ying Lili

"Kyosuke, are you not hurt?"

It's from Qinglong Guixiang.

Kiyosuke Hashima curiously asked, "Why did Katsura ask that?"

"You must have been injured when you played the orangutan at the zoo?" Qinglong Guixiang's concerned voice sounded in his ears, "Hurry up and get a rabies vaccine."

This is a chimpanzee raised in the zoo. It is not a stray animal, and it is not injured. There is no need to get a vaccine at all!

"How does Sister Guixiang know about the zoo?"

"Watch Twitter for yourself."

"..."

A very bad premonition came to my heart. Kiyosuke Hashima explained the situation to sister Katsura, then turned on Twitter, and soon saw the popular Twitter titled "Rise of the Apes".

"Is it really popular?"

Kiyosuke Hashima was full of black lines, clicked on the topic, and saw his own photo.

Hey, the angle of this photo capture is also great!At first glance, it looks like you are in the ultimate showdown with a prison-escaped chimpanzee. If you revise the picture a little, you can use it to make a movie poster and make a movie of "Fisting Hero on the Planet of the Apes"!

It is said that secret photography is prohibited on all Japanese mobile phones, don't think that it is not secret photography at the zoo!

"On the first day of the rise of the Apes, I was sent back to my hometown-Caesar by a human boy."

"Humans now are too terrible."

"Don't ask me why I came forward, asking is love."

"..."

Below, there is actually a link to an online news report.

"Why come forward?"

"The brain was blank, and the body moved first..."

"How would you choose if you do it again?"

"I will still protect her without hesitation..."

Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at the reporter's name in the news report, and his face was suddenly black.

Protect your sister!I never said this during the interview. As a reporter, you should report the facts instead of distorting the facts!

Kiyosuke Hashima was still reading the comments, and the phone vibrated again.

"Koba Island, it's amazing."

It was actually Mrs. Sayuri's call.

"Auntie, let me explain..."

"What did Qingsuke call me?"

Kiyosuke Hashima was silent for half a second: "Sister Sayuri."

"Hey, what are you sister yelling!"

A drop of cold sweat fell from the top of Hashima Kiyosuke's head. When he called, he was hit by Ying Riri's side, and deliberately dug a trap to make himself jump. Aunt Sayuri, your conscience won't hurt!

Zhai Li's embarrassed voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "Sister who actually called such a big sister, wouldn't you be ashamed!"

Mrs. Sayuri's cheerful voice sounded again, "You can call mother instead of sister."

"Obasan, you give me more than enough!"

"..."

Chapter 734: Ename's Homecoming Journey

"How does the gorilla feel when beaten?"

"There is no special feeling, it's similar to ordinary people." Hashima Kiyosuke replied honestly, "and that is a chimpanzee, not a gorilla."

"They all look the same." Aunt Sayuri's voice is charming, not only a voice-activated welfare, but also a real-looking anchor, "I haven't grown a third leg... Well, the tail behind the butt is barely the third leg, right? ?"

Hashima Kiyosuke said silently: "The one with the tail is a monkey, and the gorilla has no tail at all."

"Oh, no one invited me and Yingli Lijiang to the zoo. I don't even know if the orangutan has a tail." Sayuri's voice is pitiful.

"Then Aunt Sayuri is free tomorrow?" Hashima Kiyosuke said quickly.

"Huh?" Ying Lili raised her voice, murderously.It is estimated that the speakerphone was turned on, "You dare to invite my mother to the zoo to play?"

"Tsk, Ying Lili is jealous."

"No way race! I'm so annoying! So who would eat the jealousy of Obasan!"

Ying Lili sounded embarrassed.

"Don't be angry." Hashima Kiyosuke explained hurriedly. It is absolutely impossible to have such images as being unruly towards Sayuri. "I mean if Aunt Sayuri is free, I can give Aunt Sayuri a documentary of the animal world and watch it slowly at home. ."

"Good, too much."

Sayuri's aggrieved voice rang on the phone, "Skisuke actually betrayed me for Ying Riri."

Nonsense, if you molested you in front of Ying Lili, you would definitely not see the sun tomorrow!

"Well, Ying Riri just saw Twitter, but I was very worried about you."

"Who is worried about him?" Ying Lili said in embarrassment, "It's okay, don't stay in my room!"

"Then I go out to fight?"

"The boys who are so many younger than you don't have a common language at all, so hung up!"

"Okay, okay, talk business."

Sayuri's voice is sweet, "Kyosuke knows Ying Riri's birthday, right?"

"know."

Compared with practicality, girls pay more attention to the sense of ceremony. Of course, they will not forget such an important day as birthday.

Ying Lili’s birthday is during Spring Break. Could it be that I made a mistake?

"Does Kiyosuke know my birthday?"

Sorry, I don't know at all.

It's nothing more than paying attention to Ying Lili's birthday. Even if you remember your birthday together, you may be regarded as a pervert with a bad mind!

"In another week, it will be my birthday." Xiaobai was reasonably straightforward and not shy, "Bring the present."

"..."

After finally dealing with Sayuri, she received news from Chihiro and Momoko one after another, and Lori stepmother urged him to take the girl back to dinner.

Hashima Kiyosuke sighed, only feeling a faint pain in his head. He had known that he would be so tired before he went to the zoo.

"Master, master, I will massage you."

The pupil disciple walked behind Hashima Kiyosuke, two fleshy little hands fell on his shoulders and began to beat lightly.

"No need to."

Of course, Hashima Kiyosuke chose to refuse, letting a nine-year-old elementary school student give him a massage, and he has not fallen for this reason.

"The master has worked hard today. The massage service is what it should be."

The dumb hair on top of Xiao Ai's head swayed slightly, "Actually, Ai was very unhappy when she saw Master tell me and other women to watch a movie in the morning, so she planned to interrogate Master in the evening..."

Kiyosuke Hashima pulled the corner of his mouth lightly.

Hello.What method do you want to use to interrogate people? Don't watch a few episodes of TV series and think that you are proficient in interrogation skills!

"For example, after the master falls asleep, he sleeps in his arms and then takes two selfies. In this case, the master will definitely admit his mistakes?"

A drop of cold sweat instantly fell from Hashima Kiyosuke's forehead.

terrible.

It's terrible.

If you really patted Loli in your arms and sleeps soundly, you will die!

"But when the gorilla ran out in the afternoon, the master picked me up and ran away, so he forgave the master."

"..."

The first one to pick you up because you are closest is not a special treatment, you misunderstood!

However, Hashima Kiyosuke didn't intend to explain. The best misunderstanding was that he didn't want to wake up with a naked loli in his arms, and be knocked on the door by the police and taken away!

"Buzzing."

The phone vibrated again.

Kiyosuke Hashima picked up his cell phone, and it was Kato Megumi's call.

"Hashima-kun?"

"It's me." Hashima Kiyosuke has explained many times just now, and now subconsciously, "There is no injury, don't worry, the chimpanzee did not touch me."

"Huh, chimpanzee?"

A hint of confusion appeared in Kato Megumi's voice.

"You didn't watch Twitter?" Kiyosuke Hashima asked.

"No, I went shopping with my relatives' children today, and I just got home."

"..."

Feeling like shooting yourself in the foot?

"A lot of things happened today..."

Kiyosuke Hashima hesitated for half a second, and decided to tell the truth, not to lie in front of Kato Ke, because he would be seen through at a glance.

"Well, it turned out to be like this... Hashima-kun was very hard today."

After listening to the causes and consequences, the voice of the Saint classmate was as calm and indifferent as before, without any waves.

It's worthy of being a saint classmate who sits above the frost sky, so he won't make a fuss about a little thing.

"Going to the zoo with Senior Sister Xia Zhiqiu should be the dream of all the boys in the school, right?"

"..."

I just said that you don't care, I didn't expect to care about it in a blink of an eye!

"I called to ask about the day after tomorrow's arrangements. Hashima-san looks busy, so forget it."

"Not busy at all, I will be there on time at 8:30 the next morning."

...

After the call, Kiyosuke Hashima called Ebina over, and there was also a hamster buried by the way that his brother would starve to death when he was not at home.

"Senior, did you really fly a gorilla in the zoo?"

Xiao Bui's eyes shone, and he looked in surprise.

"Yes, I saw it with my own eyes." Xiao Ai held her small fist and made a fist movement, with a serious expression, "The master is super powerful."

"That's a chimpanzee, not a gorilla." Kiyosuke Hashima had no choice but to correct.

Chimpanzees look short and ugly, and their strength is not much stronger than that of humans. When they encounter a gorilla, they can break their wrists. However, when encountering a gorilla, ordinary people can only hold a punch, and then they only breathe out without air intake!

"Senior, are you not injured?" Ebin asked nervously.

"No injury." Hashima Kiyosuke stretched out his right hand. "Look, there is no wound."

Ebina opened his eyes wide, carefully checked and confirmed that he was not injured, then he was relieved.

"Ebina, are you sure you are going home tomorrow?"

"Well, I will leave at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning." The red-haired and weak woman nodded, her eyes gleaming slightly, "Take the Shinkansen back and you will be home at noon."

I didn't go home for the whole semester. Although I can chat with my family on video, I feel more distance. Ebina now misses the blue sky and white clouds of his hometown and the watermelon in the well.